Show throw yourself on the abass and go to sleep in the counti A goat is liable to come along and leae ou by citing the piper soles off your shoes MOODY and his laborers are gome to invade irkland this experiment will be watched with interest thoy aro said to belv upon their being americans for success A massachusetts min who was sent to state prison for life foi kicking bis wife to death has hid a stroke of paralysis and lost the use of the leg with be billed the poor woman tewksbury has scirce died out when massachusetts once more advances her claim to notoriety b the exposure of he immoral practices of a colony of cormons mormons massachusetts hoodlumism should be put down at any castr IT is suggested by some amencia journalist who will not attend strictly to own business that if tennyson fails to come to time with his ode on john biown joaqim miller might be able to soothe tho old lady with his rouse certainly john a ought be first attracted public attention bome foite ear ago it was not so strong as the pilgrim band now is which occasioned the ID illinois last week the band is a chip of the same block with polygamous if not killed out at this time it a perplex us a few ears hence as tle cormons mormons do now HAM DA vis of the adion appeal knows what he is talking about and saye the cheapest and simplest gymnasium in the world one that every muscle and bone in the body is a flat piece of steel notched on one side fitted tightly a wooden fame and after being greased both sides with bacon rubbed into a stick af wood laid lengthwise on i saw buck IT is possible that might be no hellmut hell but when its existence is denied by an old man of seventy trembling on the vergo of the grave it is not difficult to recce nize in the cry tbt same spirit which induces the ed bouth to whistle when passing through a graveyard at night it beecher thought there was no hell his past acts would be easily explained pla ined homeier ho weier mot singular sentences ever passed was by judge Kr ekelof the united states distinct courtin missouri recently an oner was sentenced to jail until he could learn to read and write and another offender was sentenced until he could teich te ich the former tho art in a little over three weeks the prisoner ap feared able to write a fair lettai at dictation and both men were discharged epicure has convinced a canning company that parts of the flesh of the rhale aie superior food have canned whale on the market and wh not warm blooded animal and old sailors speak in high terms of whale steak bat then it mut be confessed that when the ate flesh they were acry hungry and could procure no other meat appetite has wonderful deal to do with the taste ir tho report of the finding of noah s aik be true the republicans ought to have it brought to this country and tie it to ii would oblate the of constructing a for their convention lie aik was built to I 1 oth animals and fowls and all things the hrolf bipeds could occupy the apart meat set apart for fogli and tins save themselves atom being devoured by the stal waite who could be confined to the apartment fur animals THE charleston re bulks that the election foi chaker would convince ton vince so many democrats ahat ethcie 13 no life or help in the party that here would be apt to be a at the next election we are surprised to find such a sterling democratic journal take jhb position ye aro opposed to the election of mr randall we believe other candidates candid Atea are better entitled to the position V do not adane mr kandalis Kan dalls pastie coid we do not like the influences b which he u surrounded but he is a democrat and fsr anally incorruptible if he should be the choice of majority of the democratic the parta bould accept suit in good pint and work just as en loi a democratic victory ai if a different speaker had been chosen whether mr cox mr 01 mr will be the next kei thi next democratic candidate for thi will find no lukewarm nen among |