Show SHOW HIS TICKET everybody who will atop to think must admit that the gates at the railroad depots arc a wise provision one must show his ticket before he can pass to the train and it is not once in a thousand times that a passenger can go ash ay yet it palls and annoys lots of people to be railed off and panned up and be obliged to exhibit a ticket yesterday a very stern and dignified man with in his hand tried lo 10 walk through the gates at the central depot and w hen asked for his ticket he haughtily replied it is in roy pocket let me see if 1 I will not mv word should be proof that I 1 hive if have to show your ticket sir 1 I wont submit to any such indignity exclaimed he stern man and he he entered the ft eight passed through a flour car climbed over a lot of hides and crept over a baggage car and finally reached the train he was after A brakeman stood on theteus thet eps and asked going west sir no going east rhu your train wont go for diee houis and a half yet this train goes west and the worst of it all was the man at the gate and a dozen caught on and raised fauch a laugh that the sten man went down into the fi eight house and hid behind a box car do ou believe that a woman nowadays would die for tho object of her love asked a bachelor 1 I dont know whether shed die or not benedict but ive known her to go wild when the trimming dian didn t suit her A new york dress maker has built adres adre s containing eighteen hundred buttons when the edicts of fashion compel a man to wear a coat and pair trousers with eighteen hundred buttons theres going to bs trouble and profanity especially if he is a member of a fire company and there is an alarm at midnight half of the town would be burned down before he had but toned the ten hundredth i |