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Show Wednesday, December 4, THE 1974 PARK CITY its ... gnu. out were G0M1QN Page 3 SUMMIT PARK LONDON At least six persons were injured by two bombs thrown through the front window of a London bar on Saturday night, November 30th. The attack occurred only hours after police announced the arrest of 15 suspected Irish Republican terrorists. Army The blasts ripped the Talbot Inn which was crowded with approximately 70 patrons. The pub is located around the corner from the Irish Embassy and only 500 yards from Buckingham Palace. Police officials reported 13 men and women were taken into custody during early morning raids carried out in north London. The suspects were detained for questioning relating to an October 5th tavern bombing which killed 5 persons and injured 65 others. Police arrested (wo other men in Birmingham and charged them with participation in the bombings of two taverns on November 21st which resulted in 20 deaths and 183 injuries. -- (Note: the following was found among the papers of P C. Sinic during his sustained absence. Having not seen or heard from P.C. for several days, and knowing the condition of the old mans health, it was decided that someone should see if he was gone or was simply being obstinate. Upon entering his cabin, it was discovered that he was, indeed, absent ; however, amid the heaps of scrunched-u- p sheets of paper, old coffee cups, and a variety of empty Gallo bottles, this surprisingly clean and legible manuscript appeared. The author of the piece is not known; The Coalition assumes no responsibility in the matter. Eds.) SKYLINE GARGE MURDER IN DOGV1LLE Mountain musta been the winter of 73 when ol Wild Bill disappeared, though I cant really say for sure. He werent around much before that. Oh, wed see him every once in a while, but mostly he kept pretty much to himself. He had one visitor on a regular basis, though. A wild-eye- d old coot he called the professor. And the professors dog who came with him. That dog was somethin else too. The professor claimed that shed sat through enough classes at the University to qualify for a degree, but he hadnt ever been able to get her to answer any of his questions. And she couldnt write, either. I dont put too much stock in all that anyways. Anybody knows dogs cant read. Anyways, winter time in Dogville is awful, at least in terms of weather. Cold? Ill tell you what cold is. It got so cold that year that ol Wild Bill disappeared that I hear tell a black lab resident lifted his leg on one of the fire hydrants and was welded to it till Spring. Last time anybody saw him he was on his way to Tucson at a dead run. Oh. Seems I should tell you all that Bill had the most unappreciated job in town in them days. Residents ran at the sight of ol Bill ; others jeered at him when he passed. One bunch thought of tarrin and featherin him, but Bill got wind of it first, and hid out in one of the old abandoned mines that bordered the town. In fact, I hear that the only reason ol Bill survived his first year on the job was that the town council sneaked food and Old Crow to him. Just sos he wouldnt leave. But nobody else cared a whiff whether Bill went or not. Thats just the way the town was. Now, that winter he disappreared, the whole council searched for him. Even the mayor and the dty attorney. He was needed somethin desperate. But it werent no use. Bill had plumb gone. Well, the town council was at sixes and sevens. Some wanted to fire him cause he left his job. Others said he might still be doin it, and it was unfair to fire the old cuss if he was. There was even a rumor that had him hidin out in the kitchen of one of the council members. But nobody could prove it. Bout the time ol Bill disappeared, there was a rash of poisonin goin on. Bill was investigatin it, so naturally, some folks was prone to thinkin that either Bill had got hold of some of the poison, or that the poisoner had got hold of ol Bill. To tell the truth, it did seem sort of likely, but nobody knew for sure till the next Spring. And when it was found out for sure, it surprised everybody in town. Even the city council. Matter a fact, when it was all cleared up, two council members left town and havent ever been heard from again. The ones who stayed avoided crowds. And fire hydrants. Well, anyways, the spring weather came slowly to Dogville that year. Hie snow kept on lingerin like it had squatters rights to the land, and the spring buds was interlopers. I got wind of somethin happenen when ol Lucifer, my dog, started makin a helluva complaint. Now, Lucifer dont yell an howl and carry on like most a them critters do. When he gets riled enough, he just comes over and bites you on the leg. And for toppers, lifts his hind one to let you know what he thinks of you. I swear, there aint nothin more disheartenin than standin there jumpin'up and down, holdin your left leg, cussin your dog, and havin him wet down the right one. Tends to aggravate a body some. I reckon it Village Coffee Shop long-haire- ADDIS ABABA, ETHIOPIA Deposed Emperor Haile Selassie has signed a letter authorizing the use of all his personal and family fortune to aid Ethiopian victims of recent droughts and famine, according to military government sources. The legality of the document is in doubt, however, and it is thought that the letter may not provide access to Selassies wealth. On Friday, November 29th, the government moved female relatives of the from a villa to a military compound. Although the transfer was not officially explained, it is believed that the action was an attempt to coerce Selassie into relinquishing his personal fortune, much of which is held in Switzerland. ex-ki- ng PEKING Secretary of State Henry Kissinger commenced formal talks with Chinese officials on Tuesday, November 26th. Mr. Kissinger brought the Chinese up to date on the strategic arms limitation understanding reached between the U.S. and the Soviet Union at Vladivostok. After three days of talks, it was reported that very little progress was made towards an agreement on the question of U.S. recognition of the Taiwan moonRakeR moonRakeR RESTAURANT Steak Lobster Scampi Prime Rib BUCHAREST, RUMANIA Romania President Nicolae Ceausescu to a new five-yeterm as of secretary general that countrys Communist party on Thursday, November 28th. As secretary general, Mr. Ceausescu wields the power of an absolute ruler. re-elect- ed King Crab ar Mushrooms & Artichokes Salad Bar Live Entertainment Free Beer With Dinner TOKYO A Japanese tanker, which had burned for 17 days after colliding with a Liberian freighter in Tokyo Bay, was torpedoed on Thursday, November 28th. Two torpedoes from a Japanese submarine sent the 43,723-to- n ship to the bottom. Numerous ships had attempted to extinquish the conflagration fueled by 50,000 tons of naphtha and liquified petroleum but to no avail. 6351 South State Street k Reeervationa k V Phone 262-981- 1 NOW OPEN DACCA, BANGLADESH Typhoons with winds raging up to 100 miles per hour lashed Bangladesh on Thursday, November 28th. Thousands were left homeless, and the fate of residents of four offshore islands was unknown after a tidal wave struck. Reports from Dacca said waves, raised by a cyclone, pounded the southeastern coast along the Ganges River delta, washing away thousands of homes. The Red Cross reported all communication with the islands of Kutubdia, Sonadia, Maheshakhali, and Chakoria were severed after the tidal wave swept the islands. in Palace Flophouse 10-fo- ot WASHINGTON, D.C. Three ed d, (End note: Here the manuscript ends. What remains is a pencil-writte- n manuscript made almost entirely illegible fay ringed ruby colored stains, made presumably from Port. We shall attempt to decipher the remainder in order to allow Coalition readers to discover the final whereabouts of Wild Bill. However, in fairness we must warn our readers that the task is Herculean, and we make no promises. After all, we haven't discovered the whereabouts of P.C. yet. Eds.) doctors reported on Friday, November 29th, that former-PresideRichard Nixon is too ill to testify. The team of medical experts told U.S. District Judge John Sirica that it should be five weeks before Nixon is even (questioned at his home. They said it would be at least 11 weeks before he is sufficiently recovered from his leg operation to travel without excessive risk. Nixon s illness presents Judge Sirica with a problem in that the former chief executive has been subpoenaed by both the defense and prosecution in the Watergate coverup The trial was expected to be completed around Christmastime. trial President Ford granted full or conditional amnesty to 18 incarcerated Vietnam on Friday, November 29th. Eight full pardons and 10 conditional War resisters clemencies were handed out by Ford who said, the task of formal forgiveness is under way. Jack Cdhoun, a spokesman for deserters and resisters, called Fords action a blatant public relations stunt and said the approximately 25,000 deserters and evaders in Canada would hang tight until unconditional amnesty is court-appoint- KJ nt -- granted. The Commerce Department announced on Tuesday, November 26th, that U.S. exports exceeded imports for the first time in six months during the month of October. DALLAS H.L. Hunt, one of the worlds richest men, died on Friday, November 29th. Mr. Hunt had been hospitalized for a flu virus, but the cause of death was not imtycoon had been under treatment since Sepmediately reported. The tember. Hunt made the majority of his fortune through oil investments, but later branched into businesses such as pecans, asphalt, canned chickens, roses, health foods, and cosmetics. PHILADELPHIA . . Clara and Altagracia Rodrigueziamese twins separated in a rare operation two months ago, left Childrens Hospital on Thursday, November 28th. The children were bom on August 12th. on a farm near Santo Domingo m the Dominican Republic, and Mrs. Rodriquez was informed they would not survive. a She brought the twins to Philadelphia where Dr. Everett Koop and to separate Clara and operation surgical team performed a Altagracia, who were joined at the abdomen. Mrs. Rodriquez said, On this Thanksgiving Day I want to thank God first, and then Dr. Koop. We do the Worrying About your Furnace Installation - Heating - Air Conditioning ar SPOUTS Colombia World Boxing Council middleweight champion Rodrigo Valdes of on Tonna Gratien out Saturday, French challenger retained his title by knocking of Tonna s November 30th. Valdes used a flurry of combinations to bloody both not get off and could round 11th in the canvas to sent the eyes. The Frenchman was his knees before the ten count. causes on Former heavyweight champion James J. Bra(klock died of natural Cinderella The as known was was who 68, Friday November 29th. Braddock, Man and his 1935 defeat of Max Baer is considered to be the greatest upset in on Wednesday, Bowie Kuhm, commissioner of major league baseball, ruled in the New York November 27th, that George Steinbrenner, a general partner of m the club s any ineligible and incompetent to participate on convicted charges of Uleffi.il next two years. Stetabrenner was He immediately reacted guilty last August. camMign contributions after pleading to Kuhns decision by saying he would take it to court. P.O. BOX 736 - PARK CITY - UTAH - 84060 1 or 8581 PHONE (801 ) 649-989- SERVICE 23-m- an DETROIT General Motors announced on Friday, November 29th, that another 24,000 hourly and workers will be laid off indefinitely by the end of January. High inventories declining sales were cited as reasons for production cutbacks. blue-collworkers will be This latest reduction means 105,000 of 370,000 of GMs out of work for all or part of January. 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