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Show Properly Identified Two of the little town's most disreputable dis-reputable characters met In the earl ly morning and became embroiled la an uproarious fracas, which awakened awak-ened half the village and landed tht two contenders in the calaboose. Chief witness against them when they came to trial was Uncle Wash, an old Negro handyman. fJ "Now, Uncle," said the prosecutor, "tell the court what conversation occurred oc-curred between the two prisoners." "Ah doan just rightfully remem-ber," remem-ber," replied the old man, " 'cept dat each one was callin' de other whut dey wuz." UTILE MISTAKE Dad wrote to his son at college: "I'm sending you the $10 in addition to your regular allowance as you requested re-quested in your last letter; but I must again draw attention to your Incorrect spelling: '10' Is written with one naught, not two." Said It All Chauncey M. Depew had an old friend at PeekskiU who, after courting court-ing the same woman for 20 years, married her; "Josephus," said Chauncey, "why did you not marry that splendid woman long before now; why did you wait all these years?" "Chauncey," explained the other, "I waited until she talked herself out. You see, I wanted a quiet married mar-ried life." . Substitute A doctor received an urgent tele phone call from a father who said his small son had swallowed hi fountain pen. "I'll come at once!" cried the doctor. doc-tor. "What are you doing In tha meantime?" "Using a pencil," cam tha answer. an-swer. Experienced Smith was watching tha local hockey team getting ready. At the last minute It was found that tha referee was missing. "I say," shouted one of tha players play-ers to Smith, "do you know enough bout hockey to referee?" "I know enough about hockey," replied Smith, "not to refertel" Trying Isn't Enough Candidate I want to assure you, fellow citizens, that I have constantly constant-ly labored in your behalf to the best of my ability. Heckler We know It That's why we want someone with more ability. YOUNG CRITIC The young playwright was complaining com-plaining to the famous producer that his three-year-old son had torn up the manuscript of his newest play, "Ah," mused the producer, "the child can read." Noisy Neighbors Tenant The people upstairs are very annoying. Last Monday they were stamping and banging on the Boor till after midnight. Landlord Did they wake you? Tenant No, I was practicing on my tuba. Fair Warning First Visitor My dear, these cakes are hard as stone. Second Visitor I know. Didn't you hear the hostess say, "Take your I. t im. ft Hi : g TS:':v- Don'i lei the embarrassing, agonizing tortures of simple piles threaten your ob, or rob you of your fun when you're ai play. 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LAUGHING STOCK "Fractures may be classified Roomier "But it's so small." protested the prospective tenant who was inspecting inspect-ing an apartment. "Never mind," said the landlord. "We'll make it larger for you; we'll scrape off the wallpaper." Sounds Reasonable Wife How htMpiess yuu iViefi are! What would you do if there were no women 'to sew on your buttons for you? .. Husband Has it occurred to you, my dear, that if there were no women wom-en we men would need no buttons? All Kinds or Trials "In times of trial," asked the preacher, "whut brings us the greatest great-est comfort?" And from the back row an answering an-swering voice, "An acquittal." by Gladys Parker By Frank Adams in three groups , The Bitter Truth Mrs. Black So you think Millie insulted you? Mrs. Green Yes. all 1 did was ask her where her string of pearls came from, and she said oysters! That Explains It A visitor to the senate gallery in Washington was accompanied by his small son. 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