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HERTb fay PU VE PONT SET AJO CALL MVi" 7 ( SAL foV1 V"-" J DRESSING' S?i WlH' I 1 HEAR SUET I MEMOIQP LAUGHING STOCK By Frank Adams if - WW I THIS has been an odd and un-guessable un-guessable season in college football, foot-ball, outside of Army and Notre Dame, but its greatest mystery moves in the direction direc-tion of the Rose Bowl, the Pacific Coast conference 11 ! and the Big Nine, ture ever made w Vfc leased in 1944, wh0 than $6,000 000, safiS The cost was dueTf many spectacular scea?? ing the 1912 Democrat ' tion in which the ii,M-Cot' sumed enough power dty the s12e of Lansing,J & (Point b koL MUTT AND JEFF By Bud Fisher ?3J your license' 9 you heard me now thats s hLrl wouldgiveme A " LITTLE REGGIE By Margarita ( DCNT FORGET TO SAY, YUUK FKAYErO r n I BLESS MY MOM A -TV 11 WHY REGGIE ! WHY V I BLtm rCr , sv-i' V ' DID YOU SAY SUCH J VV AND PLEASE .U ty , A THING ? rJ MAKE CHICAGO VvU' ' J THE CAPITAL OT) iV THE U.S.A. j t I r--, lValiA r7 U BECAUSE THATS WHAT I PUT ON MY PAPER. y f c JL t I JITTER 2 wm j By Arthur Pointer The Major Mystery REG'LAR FELLERS 1 MAC FRIfNCJ J ( W. YA V 1H 'ML O' W people!". 5SSJS By Gene Byrnes WHAT?) . v I M f' PEOPLE'S TROUBLE V IcAUfU 1 TO AIL TOUR, jr H YA BIS FAKE AOVISIN' NEWLYWEOS.- SIATTCf C WJCWCAST4, S . 2,,, I BOY? WILL I Jffl V LETT W LOST REIATIVK ; MISTER. PAL LETTOU V SHOW J y T-V STAY LOiT! HOW'S ABOUT J ,Ak J VOU K A what-v- r-l y, v dishin'meouT J V uff "That boy friend of yours writes the mushiest darn letters!" SMALL LOSS The new minister was visiting an aged parish member afflicted with deafness. She expressed great regret re-gret that she was unable to hear bis sermons. Anxious to seem sympathetic, he shouted Into her ear trumpet: "Oh. you don't miss much. Mrs. Briggs." "So they tell me," was her unexpected unex-pected reply. KEEP IT QUIET A wealthy woman asked an assistant assist-ant in the wool department of a big shop for instructions on how to make a dog's sweater. "How big Is the dog?" asked the salesgirl The woman's illustra tions were not very successful. "Maybe you'd better bring him in," suggested the girl "Oh, I can't do that," said the woman. "It's to be a surprise for him." VIRGIL WILL YOU IWASH MY 5 CAR, J ( SURE-BRIN6) VtT OVER J By Len Kleis BE CAREFUL AMD PONT &ET Nty fUlOK WbT V1 SILENT SAM By Jeff Hayo ' CT- $j Here we have some- Ululg uwi passes au understanding. It was perhaps a trifle foolish In the first r f VJ place to think that f,, V.j 4116 Bi Nlne would jkAt,jL&ml pass up the $100,000 Grantland Rice ?r mre uld co1-lect co1-lect from the com ing Rose Bowl game and give Army Its proper chance to meet the wishes of both U.C.L.A., Southern California, Califor-nia, the entire west coast and practically prac-tically 100 per cent of this country's football lovers. The Big Nine's only interest was In $100,000. This can be understood In a great jgame that is getting to be more and more commercial, with sportsmanship now a mere sideline. The Big Nine Is not alone in this commercial angle, although it is one of the leaders. But what we can't understand is how the Pacific Coast conference suddenly turned and passed over the Rose Bowl to Big ine controL For many years the Rose Bowl delegation has been trying try-ing to get the Big Nine In line. Sudden Change Year after year the Big Nine or the Big Ten has handed the Pacific Coast conference the dead eye and the frozen hand. It has completely gnored the Far West. Apparent ly the Big Nine, awaking suddenly to $100,000 revenue which had been going to southern teams, most of them also commercialized, had a startling change of heart. The Big Nine has decided to shut off this revenue from southern teams in the honest belief that such teams were using this important cash to "take care" of players, many of them from the Midwest. But the mystery is this why should the Pacific Coast conference suddenly decide to turn over the running run-ning of the Rose Bowl to the Big Nine, after so many years of back handed action? Why should the strong Pacific Coast turn yellow? Every one who follows football knows that Army should have been the only possible selection a great team, playing its final game, keen to go the team both TJ.C.L.A. and Southern California wanted. With this chance to regain its bowl leadership, why should the Pacific Coast conference suddenly decide to make this just another intersec tions! game, secondary once more to the Sugar Bowl as far as class and general interest go? ."Doctor," said the wT.. tient ashe rose fromtlTS his farm homestead down to meet th A.-r know where to turn f5 "JS You've got to help me" "What's the trouble?" the doctor. "The ghosts of auSCrieand perch i, 5 of the fence posts all tZ ? orchard," replied the "Every night it's th round-they just sit there 2 uig, waiting, waiting. What do to get rid of them?" 1 Why, that's simple, en the tops of the posts," the u tor prescribed, as he drove (ft WHEELS fMM2 NOW AVAILABLE! ,.., 3myb mm Build jrour on wagona, chitdm'i hiclei, tc. E19 Ha Walton punctii proof, maaivt, nfc oer tired wbrii, alzei. FREE tiafe Dealers, mannfsrturrra, Jobbm, ulmm wanted. Walton Wlipel Co., Dnt. QLb, 432, Milwaukee, El f not g ti the tndhful ,dmit tl lo w ids to td hi id chi jesrf i beauty. Ii even lor las' ItJnk t Ko, 1 oth i. ktttii I defy jaen Sornet Utter, sear TDHElf EASE uDSHM UfihTOBf MI6HB BUR ON MENTHOIATUM But this isn't the most baffling point of the five-year arrangement. In the future the Pacific Coast con ference will enter its Far West champion. The Big Nine will play its champion the first year but, if this champion repeats, another team will be named. This may be the sec ond or third Big Nine entry. It won't be a champion who repeats. And later on the Big Nine will select the opponent to face the Pacific Coast conference champion from the Mid west or from the East or from anywhere any-where else. This gives the Big Nine control of the Hose Bowl game, a game the Pacific Coast conference started and developed and placed on top. The Big Nine, hostile to the South's system of paying or recruiting recruit-ing football players, hostile to the South's financial benefit from bowl games, now becomes the South's greatest benefactor. From now on the Sugar Bowl, the Cotton Bowl and the Orange Bowl will benefit considerably from the recent Rose Bowl action. . The Biggest Thrills This has been a snortine season now moving swiftlv into ancient his tory, that has known more than its snare or ups and downs, of dull spots and or thrills, of brilliancy and sec ond rate effort. But, it still has given us sport thrills that will hane on in memorv A few of these in the order of their appearance were: Assault's great stretch run in the Kentucky Derby, the opening shot lor the Triple Crown. Two others came in the aolitarv. but solid, punch that Tami Mauriello threw at Joe Louis, In the first few seconds of their meeting, and the melodramatic melee between defending de-fending champion, Tony Zale, and challenger. Rocky Graziano, in their middleweight brawl, a super production produc-tion in its fashion. Then there was the final game ol the last world series where, in the closing two innings of the seventh contest, the Cardinals and the Red Sox with slim Harry Brecheen called on for the third stand, put on a show that came 'near tearing the human pulse out by the roots. The two final thrills belonged to the last two football games I saw: The Pennsylvania-Cornell contest and the Army-Navy game. In each case the underdog, given from 23 to B0 points the worst of it, battered and beaten, came from far back to I steal the show. For You To Feel Ten 21 honn every day. 1 diyi mf week, never itoppine, the kidariSw waste matter from the blood. If more people vera awsre of how (tl Iddneyi must constantly ream a plus fluid, excess cids and other ma matter that cannot itay in the M without injury to health, there te be better understanding of taj whole system is upset whon kidceriUI to function properly. 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