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Show ! m ii w WWWAIur3 jg 'Jf igir pjjjT. MOPSY byGLADYS PARKER donY be silly what makes you "WINK WE HAVE FLOODS HERE ? IB THE WORLD AT ITS WORST By Gluyas Williams JRUfft TffOW fn H005E M-foE MDRNIN6 AlUK6 MT55 ABOuf WHSf IKE PIUMBER WO WHICH IMlFORM NKD5 BUflDNS Oii AND WH1&lDdN4lE3 WHtR iBOlffTHElRlSfOl)f TA6EW Eft .-AirBSAfcti .-AirBSAfcti KlHS TELNEREP SiMlJLTANEOUSLV AMNQff VERtfiUAWVOrl ACCMT OF n EEtHS Ot3f OF BREMH .m . INMtlkMMWM fcUUSJI LIFE'S LIKE THAT By Neher "According to Emily Post you're supposed to tern from tho left!!" OVERSIGHT The officer gazed sternly at the private who had been brought before be-fore Mm. . "Did you call the sergeant a UarT" he demanded. "I did. sir.- "And did you go on to describe him as a pop-eyed, knock-kneed, good-tor-nothing louse?" The private hesitated. Then, with note of regret Id his voice, he replied: "No. air. 1 forgot that" Self-Cured "You've been a pretty sick man, aid the doctor. "In (act, I may say it was only your strong constitution constitu-tion that pulled you through." "Well." replied the convalescent, somewhat testily, "I trust you will , " remember that when you come to make out' the bill" - "' ? Out With tt , "This morning I bad tussle with my dentist "Did you wint "No. It ended In edraw." TICKLISH TESTING "Hey," the electrician caned to his helper, "put your hand on one of these wires." The helper touched one of them as told. "Feel anything?" "No." "Good!" said the electrician. "I wasn't sure which was 'which. Don't touch the other one or you'O drop dead." No Clack Watcher "See here. Jones." complained the boss, 'how is tt that you never get to work on time any more?" "Well, boss." replied Jones, "it la tike this. You've drilled me so dam ten never to watch the clock here at the office that I've lost the habit of watching it tt home. Married. Eh? first rork-Who was that ladle t taw with you last night? Second rork That waa ao ladle, that was my knife. JS' "fJello, ma my team just trailed me to Burke'a'drng store for nine ice cream sodas!" BOBBY SOX u Marty link lj "Isn't your ankle feeling any better yet, Garfield?' NANCY By Ernie Bushmiller I WANT A 10 CENT VANILLA SUNDAE ANP DON'T BE STINQV THIS TIME PUT ENOUGH SYRUP ON IT AND GIVE MB PLENTY OF ICE CREAM--AND LOTS OP NUTS AND CHERRIES, ETC. -ETC 11 err -ere i vm OH, MAKE YOUR OWN SUN0A.E 1 6IVE OPf -- v-.-- MUTT AND JEFF By Bud Fisher x-; rute oookjh ip (SOUND EFFECTS I i ' .Umnirn. iM XriiSmQ f GOSH LOOK AT ALL THE VWHEEUS LITTLE REGGIE IF WE ONLY HAD A BOX- WE COULD MAKE A I aJaijft at T I 1- .answer I FIAKf 14 ! I f COME ON. STINKY.- r tufog' wn.fiMF urmr AT MY HOUSE! THIS 15 NY DAD'S N I 1 II I t By Margarita JITTER By Arthur Pointer REG'LAR FELLERS GOT NO eOtPCLUB s fINHEAD 00 ON ) A GOLF COURST I ANVWAVA? V SEARCH HE'S TOO OUM& A ME' J f Ksnki'JJ a note J By Gene Byrnes r NOT BAD FOR A NEWCLUd EH, FEU.6RS' MIND (P I . kGOTORD0GH' a rorr l n ni i J V PRANCHS) o r VIRGIL By Len Kleis - ' - pjj g ilfeS fyS M :SS..J SILENT SAM ByJeffHayet st; I J " A NUMBER of new arguments and debates have arisen that call for further dissection and discussion dis-cussion before the eases are dis missed. They might be rated in this or der ive. 1 What effect will the new union have on baseball and what Job can it do? Ne. 8 What are me prospects ahead tor Messrs. Mauriello and Woodcock? No. 3 How does one account tor the Yankee team batting average of .236. on a par with the hitless won dersthe White Sox of 1906 and S3 points below the Phillies of 1946? Starting with No. 1, there is nothing noth-ing any union can do about the re serve clause, since baseball is a competitive com-petitive matter. But for alt of that, the reserve clause shouldn't give big-league big-league clubowners the power to keep good ball players over time in minor leagues, which so manv of them 'da Also a ban player certainly deserves GrantlandKlce a good section of his purchase price when sold to another an-other club. Also a ban player good enough to be moved up to a major-league major-league Job among the 500 major-league major-league survivors deserves a minimum mini-mum salary not below $5,000 a year. A holdout also deserves a fairer court than he is getting today. to-day. Against this, a badly run union can do more than a alight amount of damage. This is an intricate affair that requires careful consideration. consid-eration. Moving along to query No. 2, the two main weak spots attached to Bruce Woodcock are inexperience in the way of tough competition and lack of ring aggressiveness. The British champion has his share of courage and boxing skill. He can also punch. But he has spent too much of his time against set-ups who could neither throw a punch or take one. He must learn, against better fighters than be met before Mauriello, how to continue an at tack, once started. The No. 3 Heavyweight Taml Mauriello is probably the best heavyweight left below Louis and Conn. Soft living and overeating overeat-ing haven't helped him any. He was equipped to be a far better fighter than he Is today. At the age of 22 he could still be a much better fighter by removing surplus suet from his system through the brand of reconditioning that Tunney, Dempsey and Louis brought to the game. With Taml it is largely a ques tion of now hard he wants to work and train in order to be ready for one. of the best openings any 22- year-old ringmaa ever knew. This Is entirely np to Mauriello what price he Is willing to pay in the way of hard work. This brines us to the case of the YanKees. one oi the season's maior mysteries to date. I saw them at serine trainlne around St. Petersburg. The one worry that Joe McCarthy. Larry MacPhail or anyone else never faced was lack of the punch. The old ash furniture waa all in place. What pitchers were going to curb or suppress a batting order that Included Joe DiMaesio. Charlie Keller, Tommy Henrich, Phil Riz-zuto. Riz-zuto. Nick Etten and Johnnv Lin. dell. Joe Gordon, Snuffy Stlrnweiss, ine a. I batting champ of 1945? Also Bffl Dickey, one of the most oangerous hitters of all time in any clutch. A Gang of Sluggers ton had to admit this looked (n be one Of the hardest hittinr ltnnn from top to bottom that baseball nas Known in many years. Their busy bats wrecked Panama, and Int. er on left a debris of battered fences ana shattered palms and palmettos through Florida anlnst M(.hui piicoing. At least five from this noun wer potennai puncners from .300 to aso The others were above the san mans. To find only one .300 hitter In this groUD Charlie Roll or must toe classed among the major upseis ox we year. One answer too much am-in baseball, causing batting eyes that snouia oe ciear and keen In late May to be already stale and inmnv llhey'U work out of this later, but so rar tne Yankees have paid a costly price when it comea ta tv rather important matter of base hits tnrougn me arst part of the season International Pain What's the chance for international internation-al polo on the old scale this summer or early tall? Pete Bostwirtr served for three years with the cavalry cav-alry and tank corps, and live wire in polo, thinks there's a pretty fair vuaute neaa against either Mexico vi nrgenuna, or. DOtn. "Why not? aska Pi mu ready have the basis fnr a a team in Stu Ielehart dk;. ounm ana some others. ls nave- soma pretty lair ponies on hand,. We polo rromYardofChini, f T IS marvelous what y0llcan, With a varrf a '""08114 spreading around fnr feet. Tint a faded baaff 5EHAND ililfCO II "cuiS liijl at)t)lv a stlinninir hin .... " o "'s use is oil corner, use others on towels-ft material witn more roses These intriguing ideai . .. page booklet. "Make Your 0m (C fflinn TCrarv nana e n!..-..Twn ly that you can follow TSfc its help you may use both Bew L ,a tifully as if you hired a derorator g postpaid. A wood-working patten S sketch is aliS 15c7 Srad "ZSS nflma .ml .Mm.. " -lu MRS. RUTH WYETH 8PESEI Bediord HiUs, N. Y. DnwJ Enclose 15 centi for booklet anili cents for pattern. " Address- Big League Members The only baseball clubs that have played continuously in the National league since it waste ed in 1876 are the Boston Braves and the Chicago Cubs, says Col lier's. The only clubs that have played in the American league since it was founded in 1900 in the Chicago White Sox, the Cleve land Indians and the Detroit & gers. 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