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Show jfejp Tom W'i Sims Ml 1 Says Babe Ruth is back. He and keni Williams nt,.-i saddles. Less bombs would go off In Chicago I Is more bums vent off. Thoughtful Straw hat makers aro pmtlng them out this year with brims already black. ThiB is the upm season for flies. Morvich won tin? Kentucky derby, but this man suing Tor alimony wins the brown dor'.. A Russian train arrived a week late. They use a calendar for a tlmo table In Ruasla Every office has n man who Is sorry the boss la so ignorant. A hair's breadih is .0001.' of an inch. That's the distant autos are said to hiIm pedestralni, Uneasy lies the head that wears a frown Fish caught this year are no: an; big a those caught last year; but ( they will be next year. A tinging frog ha? been found In j Toxaa where they are asking for more prohibition agents. When election time Is near the rabble becomes fellow citizens Peggy Joyce says she Is through with men; but the men haven't that much sense. Political plo Is never humble pie. If DeznpSBy wears his monocle In America ho may tight sooner than he says he will. July Fourth comes on Tuesday this .year if Borah doesn't object "When a man Is mad. he cusses. I I When a woman is mad. she cries Cussing doesn't get the man much, i I '. ilest rains curry no spare part? j Just when everybody thought Villa was a reformed bandit he began mix-, : lng in Mexican politics Many a man tells his wife where I he has been so she won't know. The trouble wth being tho oldest man In the world Is you have to start i so early. I St. Louis woman nuarreled with her I husband 82 years before shooting him. Such patience is remarkable. Radio doesn't work as well In sum-I sum-I mer as in winter. Neither do we. If the James boys wore alive Ictday they would bo selling gas. The ex-kalser's friends are "worried "wor-ried about his rmntal Htate" because "he Is reading tho bible." ! A movie star Is often merely one boosted to the skies, I 'Japan Is planning to leave Siberia'' j says Jshll Oh. IshM? Dentists say women have the best j teeth; but men say It Is because (hey I are In the open more You never hear a man brag about how good a boy he was. The modern youth tells her Alad-! Alad-! din's magic lamp was nothing com pared to her two lamps Many a hard-boiled man gets ad- died. "Love one another" Is a fine slo-i slo-i gan for the June newlyweds. If it takes all kinds or people to make a world, this world Is certainly I well made. The Genoa conference has moved. I but we won't second the motion, i "Where will women ftop?" worries a lecturer. In the middle of the i sidewalk. At California University, 20 out of j 2 2 graduates are engaged How the other two must suffer' Scentlsts say a mosquito has 22 teeth And how many hand drills? Golfing And fishing are u combination combina-tion in restraint of trade. |