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Show JUST JOKING . PROPERLY CLASSED. "Sa. Bill, you didn't know that I was an electrician T" boasted Jack. "1 missed my sailing " 'How's that? ' Why. last night over at Jane's, the electric light fuse burned out. Guess I I Who fixed it" M I myseit. '; "Hub.'" a final shot from Bill WM "You're no electrician you're an 'idiot.' Pittsburg Chronlcle-Tele- graph. WHEN TEMPI S Fl'GITS. "Hang It all. daughter," exploded l old Jenkins. You can't marry- young 1 I Dobbins I won't have It. Why he only makes $1$ a week." I know, father.' replied the sweet young thing, ' but a week passes so I quickly when you're fond of each oth- I j er ' American Legion Weekly. THE PERFECT RECOMPENSE ' j Elderly Miss Sir, you have saved , my life. How can I ever show my I gratitude" Are you married ? Rescuer Yes; you might come and 1 be a cook for us. Boston Transcript , nn |