Show THE 23 Sounds Come From Mouths of Some Fishr By THORNTON TV BURGESS The Disagreement A sorry place this w’orld would be If folks would never disagree —Peter Rabbit When Peter Rabbit said that he said a mouthful as the saying is It is out of disagreements that the finest things in the world come If everybody agreed on everything it would be a dead land dull old world There would Speaking in a general way we which mean "Where are you?" In may say that fish are without answer the female croaks faintly voices Almost always they are "Here I am” or silent when we catch them makA rolling bum-gunoise is made by drumfish ing only the noise of flapping around or perhaps splashing wa- Muscles inside these fish make ter in a pail Otherwise we sel- their swim bladders vibrate and dom hear any sound from them this produces sounds There are red drumfish and Despite that there are fish which make sounds from their black drumfish Usually they throats! I am thinking chiefly of weight only a few’ pounds but certain of them keep feasting on 'be no progress Agreement must pigfish croakers and drumfish worms A pigfish can grunt A rasping oysters shrimps and follow disagreement but disnoise something like the grunt of crabs until they pass the agreement always comes first a pig comes from its mouth mark Rattles the Kingfisher had arDrumfish are most common in Hard bony parts in tRe throat at the Smiling Pool Peter rived to Texas are rubbed together at the same the Gulf of Mexico from Rabbit had been there when Ratfound are also bladFlorida time air comes from the air They came tles flying up Laughing der The grunts are heard by along the eastern coast of the h United States from New Jersey Brook from the Big River If not fishermen lifter they catch old friends they were at least old These fish also go under the to Florida Sometimes these fish especial- acquaintances Peter was glad to name of hogfish Rattles back for the summer Scientists have placed ly black drumfish send sounds see“Know Aftsomething?" said Peter above to air water the machines iri ocean water from a lot of things” reknow "I sailors shore near which er and have recorded sounds anchoring various fish produce Shrimps have complained that the noises plied Rattles "but I don’t know make snapping of black drumfish kept them what you’re talking about now” for example "I’m glad to see you back” said from sleeping noises while in water Peter UNCLE RAY Atlantic croakers are among “I am glad you’re glad and I’m For NATURE section of your the excellent They to be back” said Rattles glad an are rather small fish with scrapbook "If your glad to be back what Partners Fish Tomorrow: two average weight of less than - If you want a free copy of the do you go away for?” demanded pounds Male croakers make more noise illustrated leaflet YOUR BODY Peter "So as to be glad to be back” than the females The male some- AT WORK send a to Uncle Ray replied Rattles his eyes twinktimes sends sounds 25 feet stamped envelope imaPublishers Syndicate 30 North ling "If you never leave a place through the water We may that you like and then come back a male sending out noises LaSalle Chicago 111 gine to it you never really know how rat-tat-t- m at ( 100-poun- d pig-fis- g I sound-maker- s MICKEY FINN wow ae car OUT OF THE PARK V YES? 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HE IRE FENCE WITH PLENTYPROVES PiTELUGENT HE IS! 11 AJ h TtAfl MKI AGAIN HC?I V h 'A ' "Somewhere along the Big River I don’t know where and I just don’t care” replied Rattles "Isn’t she coming up here to the Smiling pool?” asked Peter "She says she isn’t” replied Rattles "Why isn’t she?” asked Peter "You’ll have to ask her” said Rattles "She says she wants a change Perhaps she does and perhaps she doesn’t I can tell her one thing and that is if she does not come up here she’ll miss some good fishing” As he said this Rattles left his perch flew out over the water suddenly plunged self-address- Healthful and so Kim Y--m h Peter 1955 By LANK LEONARD that because never In his life had he been farther away from than the the dear Old Briar-patcOld Pasture and just a little way in the Green Forest Of course Rattles was quite right It requires absence to make one fully appreciate what one has left "Where is Mrs Rattles?” asked in all over and came uj) with a minnow in his bill You know a Minnow is a kind of small fish He flew back to bis perch There he pounded the little fish on a dead limb then he turned it around so as to swallow it headfirst When the tail had disappeared Rattles looked down at do like it” much Peter "Don’t you wish ou had you HERSHBERGER Peter could make no reply to one like that?” he asked Peter twitched his wobbly little nose and made a face "No I don’t” said he shortly “I’m glad you don’t” said Rattles mildly “It means just so many more for me” "No it doesn’t” said Peter "I couldn’t catch them if I did like them So my liking them or not liking them makes no difference in the world to you” Just then a sharp rattling sound came from down Laughing Brook “Mrs Rattles has changed her mind” said Rattles The next story: The Sandpeck-er- s FUNNY BUSINESS MONDAY EVENING MAY 30 STANDARD-EXAMINE- R Burgess Bedtime Stories Uncle Ray's Corner sound-recordin- OGDEN (UTAH) Y'-- W t -- “ 'I b if JOE PALOOKA By HAM FISHER LOOK ITS A SENSASH'NAL DEAL WE'D B£ RIGHT IN ON TH' GROUND ci NOTHIN I nn a DOin THINK TH GUY'S A PHONY THE JACKSON TWINS DICK BROOKS ISN'T THERE ANY CAN FV3WT WHY PIP WE WAVE TO CHOOSE A VACUUM TO WAY YOU TWJS AS ASSISTANT SALES MANAGER R OF TWE “THREE-YE- SELL MR MCCANN ? 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