Show THE OGDEN THURSDAY EVENING OCTOBER 22 1936 STANDARD-EXAMINE- R Dorothy ‘Dix's Jitter Box P BE THE BOSS OF YOUR OWN HOME— BE FIRM AND IN DUE TIME YOU WILE NOT BE BOTHERED WITH TOO TROUBLE MUCH MOTHER-IN-LA- A clnfyre W r as Dear Dorothy Dix— Here is the way I solved two problems: Perhaps NEW YORK Oct 22—Never beCHAPTER XXIV it may contain aw suggestion that will help some other woman My first fore has New York train came down in blinding sheets had so many was the mother-in-labeam winds shrieked and problem My husband’s mother is a splendid to- The Blah advanced menacingly woman but bossy and she boasted that young married couples literally ward the two as they tore through the howled ship’s officers pistol no matter where she was she would be out their salvation That wires working guide in hand “Go Into the cockpit” she the “captain of the ship” A message came in from the is: Each has jot) The types who ordered and Ted " and the naviga- station at Midway and Ted took it join up for lunch mfeet on street tion officer moved’ Thefirst time she came to see us backward fol- in with a glance she corners to ride home - together interrupted afterpurt marriage “YOUR SIGNALS HAVE FADlowed by Kay me continually while 1 1ms‘ giving my make adventure of budgeting and OFF ARE YOU OUT ED The flight crew : was taken com- COURSE?? order to the butcher by suggesting v modern SAYS HONOLULU the take depresion in what she would do I pretended not pletely unaware Busy at their tasks YOU WHAT’S LOST ARE stride to hear her but when it was over I the men hadn’t sensed anything WRONG WITH RADIO COM" 1 are think you ttaid to her: Mother This new deal in domesticity amiss In the chart room The radio STORM FADING OVER of course by the times 'is officer looked up and at Blah’s PASS? a grand housekeeper My mother was-- a’ VISIBILITY IMPROVISLAND an arrangement long looked down command he too arose with his ING” fine housekeeper too but I’m going to keep house my own way I’ll make upon by many sociologists hands over his head Ted’s eyes' shone with renewed mistakes and when I need advice you the ancient maxim: Woman's men stayed at their hope He went to the radio officer The other are the person I will come to but place Is In the home Yet a recent posts but Blah’s calmly worded for a new report first I am going to try my way survey shows that ft majority liv- warning appraised them of the sit“The ' messages are "coming in "r the new way are content ing uation the officer said “We can't “When I visited you I acted like a In instances it has resulted in “Take It easy ” Ted ‘said “Don’t stronger” be from far on the no criticisms made way guest I unusual display of thrift and mu- leave your posts at any event and “If we canMidway”find the lagoon no offered did suggestions’ I you things tual independence not so frequent- keep on the chartered course” Over on the island”only Ted said hopefully and did not in any way try Co upset your ly maintained under the old order a shoulder he said to the engineer “We can’t come down in the open don’t you treat me house or plans-Wh- y Most of these trying the experi- “How’s the fuel going Mac? sea with waves piling 30 feet high the same way? Act like a guest when you come to see me Be company ment live in real estate The officer insprightly at fuel the glanced over the reefs" as soon as learn to dislikes likes I and TO be happy to cater your your commut- struments within developments easy “Good 400 ’for i miles Then he came back to Kay He teste" more That’s all” ing distance called her into the crew compartA savings bank manager tells me “I am not afraid to die" Blah ment where they could be alone £ My husband was horrified when he heard the conversation No that during the past four years replied “But give me the plans “Kay” he said “I simply want you one had ever dared cross his mother before and he thought she would accounts between husbands for the gyropilot Quickly!” Her to know that I trust joint would said she be furious but she burst out in a big laugh and try you end have and wives just wed have more black eyes roved over the table always trusted you I don’t want Since then we have always been the best friends and she has never than tripled And continue to ex- where the drawings were tacked interfered with me I think young housekeepers should assert their things unsaid to come between us— to own call a houses is to be heads the bluff’ pand And home buyers among with pushpins to a board She ever Whatever happens—” It easy of their rights them have given the stalled real snatched up the drawings scanned She faced him tears In’ her eyes ' estate business its first big push them briefly expertly “Oh Tedl Nothing can happen!” My next problem in married life was the extravagance of my hus“If the doesn’t weather the band A successful young lawyer he loved social life His credit was He went on “I want you to know Poetical contrast: Tom Geraghty storm” Tedship asked “what will good and the bills accumulated not over months but actually over years good that I love you Since I met’ you recently stopped at ' an inn near those do you?” It worried me so I finally took the problem to his banker who was also Stoke there has never been another girl Poges England home of For reply Blah brandished the I meet a lot of women like Blah a close friend and this was his advice: “Your husband is extravagant Thomas Gray who wrote there the automatic In the radio officer’s but I love you more than ever now by nature but he is also proud of the confidence ‘people have in him and honest and he will meet his obligations some time However if gloomy “Elegy” The famous grave- face She gave a call number “Get There Is nothing I can do to prove you ever hope to accumulate anything you will have to start buying on yard is hard by In Geraghty’s in contact with that station im- that love now—” Credit yourself but buy a home and good stocks and bonds and charge room hung a framed bit of verse mediately” she said “It’s a pearling “But Ted in a thousand ways by Strickland Gillilan: “On again schooner anchored at Wake Island” during the them” past hour” she said Off Again Gone Again Finnigan” The radio officer sat down and “you have' proved love for me I started off with one share of stock I could pay $20 a month out the call on the sending I only wish there your tapped was I something Alfred V anderbilt at 23 emerges set After a moment he said for it until it was paid for but my husband had to pay that $20 could do— ” “They he from month on had each season the I as it Before the for of first paid racing promptly leading don’t answer” “You are here” he said “That’S had hm bargaining for a home on the same basis I kept him up to sportsman as well as about the “You lie!” -' enough You j:ame to promost popular Despite immaturity his ears in debt paying for things that had real value until he got The radio officer glanced at Ted prqpf me tect to protect what was mine he has in every exigency shown who nodded “Don’t as enthusiastic about saving as I was give her any And if anything should happen— that quality of fairness that usual- trouble” he said “The lives of 10 “Don’t say it Ted! Please!” She But I have one problem still unsolved and that is what to do with ly comes with seasoning To stable- passengers are in our ’ We’ve hands to him clung on and wire woman who mean the hound the men he is “Al” And that’s one of got to save the I the telephone gets you we if can ship tells you all of her troubles her family affairs the neighborhood gossip the high ' tributes of turfdom For The gyropilot is— my loss” When Ted had gone back to his Talks and talks and talks by the hour wasting your time and boring you grooms trainers and jockeys as a The radio officer protested “But immortal his made Mr Bell curse the to are that until you post he found another message rule shrink from familiarity with I tell you day ready they don’t answer Since from invention owners Midway: you know the position of the ship “NO SIGNALS FOR LAST I can broadcast the mes: In vain you tell her that you are busy that a thousand things “No 21" opening in speakeasy thoughon the wave-lengtARE YOU LOST OVER HOUR h sage herThey’ll She is enjoying dre pressing on you to do Nothing stops her somberness featuring a background get it” OCEAN? TRY TO SIGNAL BATto do What a about should she self and public pest worry being of creeping ivy — a decaying manTLESHIP U Blah S S MISSISSIPPI smiled “That is good That affliction Can about her nobody knows because she is auniversal sion with high iron fence —contin- is fate Send the 19 LATITUDE DEGREES - 15 at once” message R S B you suggest a remertut ues to spread a magnetic influence With one eye on the assembled MINUTES NORTH AND LONGIto ambitious vintners Every new crew she translated a code mes- TUDE 167 DEGREES 30 MINAnswer: wants a niqhe In the once sage in a rapid-fir- e f aspirant staccato The UTES EAST” Alas I can throw no light on this dark subject I can only mingle fashionable block beof West 52nd “The radio are officer messages began sending the mescoming in my tears with yours for like you and like everyone else I am martyr- tween Fifth and Sixth avenues sage a procedure that lasted five strong now” the radio officer said ised daily by the telephone hound who devours my busy hours with her Like the “We can’t be more than a hundred talks and tears my working schedule to pieces She is like taxes and barrel ofrotting speck in the fabled minutes apples “No 21” has When he had finished Blah mijes’away from Midway Tm tryde&th — something that we cannot avoid changed the street of Rhinelanders shrugged her shoulders “I die” she ing to reach the MlssissiopL” Depews etc into a synthetic slice said “knowing my work is well Ted glanced at the fuel InstruThe only remedy that I have ever been able to think of is that of a baudy Montmartre offering a done ments am a the telephone company should put a prohibitive rate on all conversaI am Though the head winds had not mystic I rake-he- ll glamour scarcely achiev- afraid” cut down their speed to less than 90 tions that exceed three minutes That is long enough for anybody to ed in the rip roaring days of the - Slowly she say anything that they have any business discussing ox er the phone her white miles an hour there was still more the period of the Bucket veils about hergathered Bowery so so wise and The other suggestions in this letter' are helpful that I' of Bloodin and and walked back than enough fuel to take them ini Suicide Hall Along into the passenger commend them to all brides “But we can’t do much circling” ' compartment a once serene row of stately resi- No one tried to Ted said anxiously “We’ve got to stop her She sat Dear Miss Dix— My wife and I have been exceptionally happy to- dences are now the following down in her chair and t closed her locate the island without a direcLeon and' Eddie’s 'Tony’s eyes Her gether No home could have been more peaceful and harmonious than The lips moved in a prayer tion finder now” ours No trouble there But we have a son who has grown up under Onyx Lou Richman’s Dizzy which only the Chinese merchant He and the navigation officer ideal conditions who is a problem we can’t solve He is nearly 24 years Club The Yacht Club Bonita’s and vthe - English explorer under- took up their positions on the old six feet tall weighs 180 pounds has perfect health But he has no Maison Louis The Caliente Chez stood bridge The latter looked at the Inenergy no interest in anything and won’t even try to amuse himself Lena Mammy’s Chicken Koop Ted returned to the chart room struments and then said ‘This is He has always disliked school and made1 poor marks though I sent him Chalet 'Suisse Du Pierrot Reilly’s and sent Kay into the one time the human element will to various public and private schools thinking perhaps ’he would find Old Fashioned Maison Jacques M compartment to reassure passenger have to take the place of the mawothe a teacher who could interest him Finding he would not take an educa- Re and Pierre Packard’s Covent men The storm had not abated chine It’s your ship Ted I ask tion I got him a job but he would not work I tried to interest him Garden Casino Club 18 Club Lightning streaked the skies and the you to try to 'bring us in One ta games but he was bored by golf and baseball and so on He won’t Gangplank and La Petite Suisse man will have to take the responeven listen to the radio and is content to be supported and have an al- The only one that failed to click Edsel Ford driving himself will sibility and it’s yours’! lowance of $5 a week He isn’t bad morally Does not drink or get was The Famous Door oner had Ted taken the No never go more than 30 Into any mischief His only fault is that he will not tell the truth My controls than the radio officer came The retirement of George Horace wife tells me she will support me in any way I deem best in dealing Tm a poor hand with the kiddies with at other message Ted opened with our boy but by silent implication she upholds him She says I am Lorimer from his long years of too hard on him criticise him too much always finding fault What do piloting the Saturday Evening Post because of being around them so the throttles of the four engines and ordered the enA PUZZLED FATHER removes one of the most colorful of little Today waiting in a comfortyou think? to the editorial chieftains His strap- able chair in Macy’s a rosebud in gineerwerechange the propeller pitch steadily Increasing speed Answer : ping physique was somewhat re- blue woolens toddled up put a They He scanned the message “NO be would at least flected in a taste for robust stories finger to lips pensively and gazed SIGNALS Evidently your son is not normal otherwise he YET ARE YOU LOST interested in amusing himself It is a case for physicians and psyof men with chests rounding frankly Finally: - “Piggy back?” I OVER OCEAN? STORM LIFTING chiatrists Perhaps they can find out what ails him and correct it or the Horn on hairy to tried a less vigorous5 CHANGING HIGH PRESSURE wind jammers prize suggest one perhaps you will have to reconcile yourself to the fact that he is will tales but she AREA CEILING 300 FEET” Socker Coe and he- idea such as patty-cak- e fight by of those unfortunates who wiU always be little boys and who roic darings of Pitcairn Island Al- was firm for piggy-backin- g So I took the ship through a rift never be able to assume the responsibilities of a man or do the her with her chubby In Ted he ran many tales with oopsy-dasie- d though black cloud bank and down the work of a man in the world my neck hit off a few to a level e e ' New York locale he loathed the arms around pf 1000 feet He found 'When I put her down she He paces has not metropolis been here and low ceiling children Dear Miss Dix— I have two married children who have more than a half dozen times in 20 left without a word I have a feel- a stiff direct wind3000 own went all to feet Fifteen of children back are and a made and I have they good job raising my years then only between trains ing I didn't get the proper jog minutes later he went down to 300 to to as resent advice how one feed their for thing They right except into my piggy-backin-g When he children saying that I am a back number and don’t know? anything that wouldvisited Eastern sections (Copyright 1936 McNaught Syndi- - feet and found & break in the take him about children’s diet Should I take all of this abuse or should I talk through the ordinarily cate) back to them reminding them of the many kind deeds I have done for Roundabout citytohe would go a way escape contact A DISAPPOINTED MOTHER them when they were litUe? ’ -- - imposed and-upset- s l1r"r"1”1 ‘ ' rnasmmmmsSmsmmm h ’ 1 ’ S 1 800-horsepo- - r ' ' Thingumbobs: The eldest son of Gene Fowler is exciting the critics with his sculpting a head of his father wining especial praise Adela Rogers St John’s idea of a corking time is to let the servants go and cook a meal for a dozen or so Answer: I am afraid there is nothing you can do about it except let your children rear their children la their own way t That’s the way you did your own you know Remember you didn’t take very kindly to your mother’s advice on the subject She didn’t know about vitamins then and nobody dreamed that a baby’s salvation depended on its DOROTHY DDL eating spinach N j "I was looked pale 1 $6000000000 W05IANS AGE SET AT I od and continuously v j vrs j HOTEL Chfcag o$ n ewe yf Loop Hostelry just a A Hires Days’ Goiigla Is fonr Danger Sigaal A cough chest cold or bronchial Irritation today may lead to serious trouble tomorrow You can 'relieve them now with Creomulsion an emulsified Creosote that is pleasant to ‘take Creomulsion is a medical discovery that aids nature to soothe and head the infected membranes and to relieve the Irritation and inflammation as the germ-lad- en phlegm is loosened and expelled Medical authorities have for many years recognized the wonderful effects of Beechwood Creosote for treating coughs chest colds and bronchial irritations A chemist worked out a special process of blending Creosote with other ingredients bo that now in Creomul-cio- n you get a real dose of Beech-woCreosote which is palatable and can even he taken frequently adults and children Thousands of doctors now use Creomulsion In their own families and practice and druggists rank Creomulsion top because In this genuine original you can get a real dose of product Creosote so emulsified that it goes to the very seat of the trouble to help loosen n and expel phlegm Creomulsion Is guaranteed satisfactory in the treatment of coughs chest colds and bronchial troubles especially those that start with a common cold and hang on and on Get a bottle of Creomulsion right now from your druggist use it ail up as directed and if you fail to get satisfactory relief he is authorized to refund every cent of your money Get Creomulsion right cow (Adv) - few steps from the FLAMES ON LAGOON CAN YOU COME IN? CEILING LIFTING” IAK8US $1S£UI S Serves Eight Ethiopia My wife left me and I decided tof do something spectacular — Frank C Saifhders New Yorker whatrav-ele- d two weeks in dinner jacket and top hat ’ ’ He U ' Known for Good Food’ E-13- UTTVE efficiency te m - THE vsOuib Housewives move and sweeter POSITIONS 5: sters ‘T wish housewives could haVe a little efficiency engineering applied to the homes” she protested laughingly during our class In Applied Psychology one evening ‘There are times when I literally get swamped With work what with the three children clamboring for attention their toys scattered all over the house and my husband calling up that he is bringing his employer home for din- ner “Most of' the time I- do not have any help and I just feel as if I shall never get through with my work My morale goes way down and I drag along from day to jday in a losing battle with my house¥ hold duties “Dr Crane what should a woman do in a situation like this?” DIAGNOSIS: Efficiency engineering refers to the modern attempt to eliminate surplus movements in the accomplishment of work’ It has been confined chiefly to factory and office but the American home is a fertile field for this same scientific study of working methods Efficiency Is accomplished either through designing new machinery which will more simply perform our present duties or else through our learning new habits of working whereby we eliminate unnecessary movements Many American homes are poorly arranged The housewives have to take hundreds or even thousands of needless steps each day For example we find Maxine's home equipped with a bathroom on the second floor There is no toilet seat on the ground floor So Maxine runs upstairs with her youngest baby at least five or six times every day when it wishes to go to the bathroom Then she' runs into the front of the house every time she wishes to answer the telephone Because private houses have no speaking tubes she must hasten to the front door- everytime the bell rings which is usually two or three times daily EFFICIENCY FOR HOUSEWIVES Her kitchen Is too large so she - 1 wastes needless steps going between the pantry and refrigerator the stove and the sink” Part of her dishes are kept in ‘the dining room so she must run back and forth several times in preparation for a meal Setting the table provokes numerous other trips most of which could be eliminated If there were some way to get the table ready in the kitchen and then roll the whole thing into the dining room at one trip She has a tea cart but the children use it for a wagon so she cannot depend upon it at all ‘ times j To make matters ‘worse Maxine gets so swamped with work that she cannot think clearly She sometimes takes only one' article to the kitchen when she could have easily carried three But she isn’t to be blamed' for it requites leisure In order for us to use our brains In planning devices which will grant uS more leisure PROGRESS GROWS FROM LEISURE It was in the rich warm valleys of the Tigris and Nile where civilization began Why? Because the people there had 'leisure to4 think to plan and to build new tools In the temperate climates the barbarians were so desperately fighting a rigorous environment in order to wrest a meager existence for themselves that their entire day was spent in work They had no time to pause and think or Invent Housewives need to sit down with pad and pencil so that they can critically survey their homes with the aim of curtailing needless work on their part Sometimes such' an analysis coupled with a little money spent on a few minor improvements will grant them a permanent respite and consequent- ly a sweeter disposition ' (Dr Crane will give personal attention to questions on psychological problems Write him In care of this newspaper enclosing a 3- cent stamped addressed envelope for reply) (Copyright 1936 by The Hopkins Syndicate Inc) ! ' Schilling pu veanttcz 7£ flavorlasts Ogden Lady Tortured By Sour Gaseous Stomach I have an idea that one of the greatest forces In the world is the emotions' of women which come not only purely from emotion but through their intelligence cus a re- Mrs Hulse sult of what they have weighed and Ogden thought and finally decided is worth Relieved Her Van-Ta- ge ’ ©?n (SM(B§§ im aaK wraaiar ts shirts and knit shorts and 59 at H Hanee Knit per garment N C ting Co Winston-Sale- sd ?£)& r j m THE f Ij ANTI-FREEZ- E UNDERWEAR FOR MEN AND BOYS !i J A ENGINEERING- CASE Maxine XL aged 29 is the mother of three young- iner-nation- ts Soak lb while braid la craam: site 2 onions sauta In buttar Add ona lb baaf j lb vaal lb pork and grind wifh salt pappar nutmag and fint mix 10 filsts of sardaltas choppad fina Add 3 cop wafar and form U balls jaw ggs Covar in oot of boiling watar saason with salt onion baytaaf and 2 clovai boil slowly for minutas Strain off watar and covar maat balls wifh sauca of buttar flour tuba sardallan pasta C“P c14R?rl an lica of lamon Sarvo with boilad potato 4 engineering In many American homes wopld grant the house- wives more rest and sweeter dispositions Since the war the United States has begun for the first time a serious attempt to grow our own art am out I believe I because my rather than import It stepping conscience troubled me and I do not it is the duty of musical organizawant anything more to do with it tions to preach nationalism— Dr Howard Hansom director of the because of the possibility of al complications I am a deal- Eastman School of Music Rocheser in minerals not dynamite — Lee ter NY Chertok American promoter giving up mineral concession In HANES Ualon-Sulas HI us trstsd above SI up 7SeShirts and Drawers bag in at 7Se Mer Bovs Union-Suiricfaild WslstSults 7Se also WINTER SETS (tho now ' Husbands as well as architects can well afford tj listen to Maxine’s protest A little efficiency v st WHIVt RSITV non-existe- nt When you’ve climbed into Hanes notice its trim fit I tarts to fly Put on your That’s because it’s knit “Winter-Fron- t' and cut to the measure today of your chest and trunk get Hanes Heavyweight the Champion The minute And Hanes elaslie-im- lt its velvety warming nap fabric with plenty of give and take You can bend curls against your skin at the waist raise your feel goose-pimpl- es your you’ll --Hanes won't hold arms— start to melt' and you won’t you hack See your freeze up all season 1 Hanes Dealer today L MEAT BALLS of 1 HOOTHWtSTCDN - IBs-trat- IKCTKf Psych ecoQGf w c&an Ted kept his face sternly to the task There was no use taking a chance when they were so close to safety He came down to 300 feet above the surface and asked for his position on the triangle The ceiling was still too low But suddenly his face was set in a grim expression and he decided to ride the improvised “beam” in Tlnyjbeeds of perspiration out on his forehead His eyespopped were glued to the instruments Two hundred feet! One hundred and eighty feet One hundred and fifty feet! A cir from the navigator sight-hatc- h reassured him One hundred feet! Suddenly before the eyes of every crew member and passenger there burst 'forth the glare of searchlights and flares over the black lagoon Ted’s eyes swept the black fronds of the palms as he leveled off and brought the ship down in calm familiar waters Midway island! Uncle Sam’s outpost In the middle of the Pacific ocean Its silver hull throwing up spray the giant flying boat settled in the waters of the sheltered lagoon and sped along the surface toward the lighted docks while overhead the dense fog lay and lightning flashed Mrs Passengers cried out with Joy their emotional backing and tears welled in Kay’s eyes as Franklin D Roosevelt she went forward toward Ted SudMechanical failure in commercial denly she saw BJah standing with aviation is virtually a hand to her throat and the of our sky giants safety (TO Be Continued) can be taken for granted We may — put aside as negligible the mechanical aspects of safety but we may never put aside fallible human nature — Eddie Rickenbacker World war ace caught out on Don’t ba when the snow lls and theatrical districts fcy gy ba as e Record s i o Widely Knowif Lady Had 20 Awful Years of Gas Pains Bloat and Sour Stomach — Felt Nauseated — Lost Appetite "Now She Tells How First Half ReBottle of Van-Tag- e lieved Her Suffering! local resiAnother widely-know-n dent Mrs W M Hulse of 175 17th St Ogden is now praising and endorsing the “Amazing Mixture of Nature’s Roots and Herbs Medicinal and Other Splendid Agents” known as which is now being introduced to crowds daily here in Ogden at all leading drug stores In her Remarkable Statement published just below Mrs Hulse describes the surprising years of suffering and urges others who are sick and rundown to get this Amazing Com- Eound and take it Read this - ? XV O£ :V 1 V ' f VAN-TAG- E financial shopping germ-lade- navi- gation officer was ’ at work finding his position on the improvised “beam” It was not as accurate as the direction finder but it might work in this emergency The navigation officer “located” the Mariner in short order She was flying in a tangent toward the island and they were almost overhead! Ted's uncanny navigation had brought them straight to the island He had felt his way through the storm! But when he went down to 500 feet again he found the ceiling1' low and took the ship back out to sea Ted knew approximately where they were but he couldn’t land in the bay He circled about and went down to 300 feet and back up again The ceiling was lifting He glanced at the fuel tank and made a decision to wait A message came through “NO SIGNALS BUT YOU HAVE CIRCLED TWICE OVERHEAD AND GONE BACK TO SEA JS FUEL HOLDING OUT? 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