Show vigils confession tie art hase lt bitt beix did yon ever eat boston baked beada it not you have missed toothsome and brain invigorating article once I 1 would not lookyat them bat now if they are not set before me at least once a day there Is trouble in the household there is sometimes a little difficulty any way but thia need not be referred to it is useless to say that other baans when properly fixed are equal to the boston article for they are not every department of the earth haa its specialty for instance troy N Y is noted tor its modern gladiators whom a corrupt press mis calls prize fighters just as tho ancient troy was noted lor the dauie article under different circumstances france can hatch out a crisis at every change of the moon sanpete is noted beyond competition for good girls bad boys long lived chickens ke interior legislative timber salt lake has its doubtful newspapers and more laople trying to make a living without work than any w here else in proportion on the globe each particular place has something of especial prominence in which it excels the foregoing being merely samples and to boating Bo eting the seat of cutchaw and apathetic taste must we look for all that Is desirable in the line of baked beana I 1 buy bliem in cane 30 cents per can when Ic anand each one contains 7 seven dollars worth of inspiration a clear profit of to any one that has intellectual work on hand such aa writing a romance dechering del hering a lec anything of that kind I 1 can recommend the B B B as an invaluable assistant there are beans and beans but boll i are good A person wants to select and eat in accordance with what ho has to do for instance if a fellow ia going to see hid girl and enjoy a moonlight stroll a good hearty feed of green beans beforehand will be found beneficial before goin a fishing I 1 would recommend string beans black eyes are supposed by to indicate a disposition to deceive therefore be wary in the presence of the blac eyed bean alie lima bean is as large and flat as an overcoat button and about as nutritious abo castor bean is not good to eat nor is the oil produced fron it good to drink as all alio can remember as far back as childhoods unhappy days will testify ive bean there but for general util ity business I 1 know of nothing equal to the boston article baked and canned the steady use of them in a penchant tor green goggles blue umbrellas and red hose they assist a person in acquiring a knowledge of foreign languages and in this connection they are respectfully commended to my sincere friend iia fell I 1 used to be in love aith a girl that ate beans I 1 have been in love with a good many girls of various sizes ages and completions complexions complex ions but this was the only one that made a practice of devouring the festive bean so far as I 1 know they made her very clever and cunning and witty all those qualities which aej engendered or at least cultivated by an improved mental repository she lived in the classic sixth ward of salt aake city in the spring time of the year the said locality id a hard place to get into and a hard one to get out of the soil is so yielding it is a little too thick to swim in and not quite thick enough to walk on my girl lived at S W poultry avenue and her father was the autocrat of the ward his house bad three rooms and a cocking shed and in the sitting room were a real store carpet a hanging lamp and a cabinet organ the reader who has never been in the sixth ward can not appreciate how much such affluence was appreciated there and how the old man was looked up to lie bad hon batched bitched on the front end of bia name a distinction which else in the city would not have entitled him to special prominence as everything from a councillor up U a dog has it in other arta I 1 inadvertently shove it onto my own name when I 1 feel a little meaner and leoro cussed than usual and become somewhat abstracted but I 1 digress alst me return with euch advantages and a bean diet it may readily be imagined what an unusually girl this one w as the last time I 1 called she was seated at the organ singing little williea pants are busted and they now must have a patch mamma 8 borrowed for she cannot find a piece of cloth to match I 1 did not attempt to put my arm around tier and thus make glad the waist places because her brothers baseball bat was standing by the orran so I 1 waited till elio let RO of the boog and then proceeded to unfold my tale I 1 wanted to come to the point this time sure enough so after the usual ceremonies I 1 baid alies mcnamara that was her name nil you listen I 1 have something of import which concerns us both deeply will you not rie ear to what I 1 now have to say will QU not hear roe without interruption the glorious girl nodded assent and I 1 went on you mast hare seen you hae known you roust have felt what it is that now stirs me and that I 1 fain would express I 1 have admired you greatly for a long time and and well she gave me an encouraging glanca from the depths of those liquid eyce one that haunts mo yet and though g batly confused I 1 proceeded saying I 1 my possessions are not great but I 1 have been have been have been I 1 broke down here and sho turned loose in this st ie them three beans aint enough me father is proud and he would acorn me if I 1 was to catch on to anything less than a square meal them uptown up town gala is more your style it they can only get a new hat in a while and hare some darly laco onto their clothes they dont care whether Is well timbered or not that amt me when I 1 hitch ita got to lo 10 to somebody what can ladle out ilia provender as fast as I 1 call fur it nd dont you foigel it the gentle creatures acorn overcame me I 1 felt that all was over between ua I 1 in my humiliation go to you proud disdainful exotic you of an overfed over fed com slay you be doomed towed some estreet car driver or editor and never ae a bean again lehale the mud off my shoes at you go tol farewell forever and I 1 disappeared into the gloom and the foi had the girl not been so well fed I 1 would have got her |