Show arf fl 1 l NOT oco ot alio llio moat efficient agents in die election of benjamin harridon Harri ion was shenew york iune founded by greeley aalt now proudly boast sand edited today to day ly white alcid the mairu son tn law of the I 1 0 mills lias been alio alio powerful newspaper frienda of blaido and ho has kept at hia columns during eight beare the navarre like alamo of that great chieftain so it blaino wants to lio of state ho will doubtless have every support which tho can hut should ailaine to consider overtures to hut end or should dollino to tender alio appointment which latter cy is more doubtful alian the former would not whitelaw acid himself make a good head to air harrisone Harri cabinet is a man of brains and quite as important ho is a man of courage looking at hia appointment as being among the possibilities it is interesting to note what liis paper says concerning the management of that high office the american premiership under sir bayard in a recent issue of alio tribune appears alio subjoined sub joined editorial under the title A flexible policy what are the wild waves saying lias long been an interesting question ques lion thal to mr bayaras bayards Ba yards car the wild waves around and samoa make entirely different roro is evident the rippled whisper to him we are weak weve only got a few gunboats gun boats for a navy and our army contains but one hundred and fifty privates and barely iwko as many officers besides we are and we dont want to leave any trouble anyhow the bad low refrain that our secretary hears in ibay tian waveless wavelets wave lets blat the samoa breakers speak to him like this were german waves and you bet we roll high I 1 it yon want to 1 eglit come ahead 1 ave got conr boots oni and you just want to listen to us elout you innocuous statesman of a despised republic 1 when mr bayard deais this lie blimes Bli oes the american eagle bark into his coop and shuts lio door no secretary ot state has ever reduced things to such a system as has mr bayard iio knows just how lie is going to act towards any given country in advance and without knowing anything about the of fence his diplomatic system might be presented in regular ilass ined form it would road a goodseal good deAl like a borne doctor book he has the howera assigned to different classes and the treatment for each class prescribed for instance class first small countries very weak especially governments lika or morocco in caso of any of fence no matter how email talk loud and send your biggest war ships demand satisfaction or blood convey idea you prefer blood make em do what you want and apologize then stick em for indemnity lid very careful aliat no belonging to class second or alaa third ia back of benalt potter watch symptoms closely if the country under treatment is weakened by internal strife talk all hie louder daring operations the secretary of state should continue figuratively speaking epe aking to jump up and down and crack his heels together and whoop aliis treatment in a milder form will do for such powers as mexico and some of the south american republics class second for much stronger countries such as spain tor instance great caution must be cuned ho bure you are right and then go slow talk a good deal but keep your war ships iu the navy yard at night if you see a diplomatic liole to crawl out of crawl keep talking about are godioz to do and sometimes yon can tire alie power out and it will settle tho thing to get rid of you alvayd be ready to be convinced convince i that they and are hesi to hedge telegraph tho power when you hedge but male your demands by canal boat string it out and tho next administration ill have to settle the matter tibia lets you out gracefully class third strong powers like great britain and germany dont have anything to do with em 11 they insult you awalter it remember that you at the gnat in the case of class first aud now ii a good time to take alie camel doai dively do not try to treat them at all if yon do you will get left always ba ready to get up in the night to apologize to one of them if they tell you to dont be impertinent and what you are apologizing tor but apologize apologize for not having apologized before send on a few apologies to each one io all will have them on hand to use as needed if ono of them eters on you lie down BO aa to give it a better chance to continue the promenade turn over and let it walk on the other side of you aki an old school with class first a mild with class second and dont let it fc et out that you are in the profession at all ith class third A has been writing to eastern journals stating that she no longer uses a churn to make butter but deposits the thick cream in a close cloth bag and buries it in alie earth for twenty tour hours when she resurrects it tilie declares that the cream has turned to a great colden lamp of the best kind of butter it pay to try the experiment THE DELAY in making cab inet appointments casts a fatal blight upon any aspirations which the friends of senator evarta may have entertained for him should any invitation vi be now extended by alie president elect kvarta would not leive time to formulate a sentence of acceptance in reply wa WERE not aware until recently that our esteemed friend itea J wesley hill was a contributor to current magazine literature but from the title of an article old Ser niona in the january number of the Cr iury migi zine wo infer that such must bo the fact en where docs all conr grain go to scholar into tho hopper what hopper grasshopper texas and yet kansas real estado men solicit immigration from utah the paradise of earth WE that ex mayor told the truth he laid down his favor of dingli J grant ilia newly elected chief executive of new york aa published in the dispatches IT is suggested by alie new york tal me eliat tho next censki should give tho actual cost of alt the railroads in the country THE OMES of the united receive two patents per week from 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