Show essay Is a failure alia la a widespread subject it extends all the flay around the world and takes in part of idaho it is the biggest subject for its age that was except the flood and ua both relate to the engulfing of man tho discussion naturally coders space I 1 leavo had ciany opportunities of observing alie internal and external working of matrimony as an abstract and a concrete proposition as a condition and a theory for I 1 am not aa oung as are the majority of those who marry at the time they do st and am therefore bot a candidate myself not ally because with age I 1 have acquired wisdom and belt control but because I 1 am in full and undisputed possession of a generous share of the sweets and other things consequent upon running a small household yes I 1 am somewhat advanced my are lile the membership of alie grand army of the republic they have become loss with each succeeding year until now they might be counted easily the simile ia further extended by the fact that some but not all of them are white Is marriage a failure the question sounds something like another I 1 havo heard Is a cow gentle it always cependa kupcin what cow it ia that is in the latter proposition not the ether of course some lacteal bonnes are so restituto desti tuto of resentment that when the yanks at the fountain as he would at the strap of a boot gereg her nothing to eat lets her stand out la the cold and kicks her for not alvine more milk she does not even shed a tear her heart may be sad and there may be no music in her soul for the nonce but alia just removes lier natural gum from arte rte resting place and chews it as contentedly as though all seasons were summer and all places green and pansy flecked meadows almost anybody would pronounce such an gentle some few others who are more hasty in their conclusions than myself might say she was also a tayl other cows are different of courso there is as much difference between other cows and the one herein limbed limned as there is between democrats and this is a pretty desperate comparison but I 1 stay with it it I 1 were not writing on marriage I 1 could give you a etory i ot alie other kind of cow which would be interesting and measurably exciting but let that go having roade my point that useful animal can BOW retire from tho subject A marriage is a failure or a success depending entirely upon the conditions the circumstances the locality the shape of be moon and the people who enago in it theeo latter are invariably male and female but this condition is the only one that is settled in connection with the affair all the rest is conjecture beforehand and a desperate certainty afterwards alie certainty ia never reached as ia observed datil it is too late to change so that if the parties have struck it about right it is a good investment otherwise they must mako the most of it and try to cause everybody to believe eliat it is all light this lind of tiling is more prevalent than is generally supposed but not sufficiently so to cause those w ho are not yet to pause and take five minutes sober thought on the subject gome of the malo persuasion are successful in their ventures to an undeserved degree they it just right in every respect some of them succeed in this performance for mance so well that an encore is given before it is demanded by alie audience the encore s dangerous but in some instances like forbidden arnit delightful this i only following tho advice of the late lamented billines young man marry marry early and it circumstances require it often how else is the great social fabric to be evened up when fo many men go to the grave without having invested any of their incomes ia bows bonnets laces or paregoric the only reply is to let the came said fabric remain uneven alie natural marriage of adam and ave was a success in all respects BO was tho morganatic marriage of antony and cleopa atra the irregular alliance of aboard and heloice Helo iee As between the high parties in either of ases all was smooth sailing and unalloyed delight it was not until the obtrusive and intermeddling third baity appeared upon the scene that fiction began and continued with a ires cenda movement in the first in ilance the garden of aden business t was the devil in person ered in all tho subsequent ones he aas appeared as flan pete did in ho aden convention in may last by proxy he gets in his ork somehow be sure of that I 1 was afraid fram the talk that was ghiott on the municipal tion held in ogden ork tuesday would attempt to perpetrate a marriage by uniting discordant element on the bicket this would lava been a dis llucy failure aad all fi lends of ogden here are filae it ns not done the peoples Pr oples party lias put up a thorough and reliable corps of nominees whose mission it la to dump the on alio opposition bill of fare in the BOHR ort the alth anat alio pot begina 0 boyla now youra for alio CAUSO THE is growing leneat it warna the liberal voters to be sure hat they only put one in their antelope next mon lay TUB patty anro to ltv but to none others careful gentlemen ANY who attempt a to vote to i orrow should bo arrested |