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Show - i- r- .' Made to "Sec It." I can't see it," said Buffer. "Xo-luxl- y reads all these little advertisements. It's preposterous to thiuk of it." "But," said the editor, "you read what interests you?" "Yes." "And if there's anything that vou particularly want, you look for it?" "Certainly." "Well, tmioog the thousands upon thousands who help to make up this busy world of ours, everything that is printed is read. Sueer as you do I assure please, you that pi inter's ink is the true open sesame to all business success." And still Buffer couldn't see it. He f didn't believe that of those little, crowded advertisements were ever read. "Suppose you try the experiment," said the editor. "Just slip in an advertisement of the want of oue of the most common things in the world. For the sake of the test I will give it two insertions free. Two will be enough; and you may have it jammed into any way nook of shall Two select. my paper you insertions ot only two lines. "Will one-hal- out-of-t- you he try it?" Buffer said of course he would try it. And he selected the place where he would have it published crowded in under the head of "Wants." And he waited and saw a proof of his advertisement, which appeared as follows : Wanted. A good House Dog. Apply to J. Buffer, 57f Towser street, between the hours of G and 'J a. m. Buger went away smiling and nd-dinOn the following morning he opened his paper, and a great deal of hunting, he found his advertisement. At first it did not seem at all conspicuous. Certainly so insignificant a pwragraph, buried in such a wilderness of paragraphs, could not attract notice. After a time, however, it began to look more noticeable to him. The more he looked at it the plainer it grew. Finally it glared at him from the closely printed pago. But that was because he was the person particularly interested. Of course it would appear couspicuous to him. But it could not be so to others. That evening Mr. Buffer was just ihtiug down to tea (Buffer was a man, and took plain, door-bewas his when tea at six) announced that rung. The servant tt man was at the door with a dog to old-fashion- ll sell. "Tell him I don't want one."" Six times Buffer was interrupted while taking tea by men with dogs to till. Buffer was a man who would not lie. He had put his foot in, and he must take it out manfully. The his door "Gone into the Country:' f hen he hired a special policeman to The Shreveport Times cau stand the yellow fever, but takes on awfully guard his property; and then he at the introduction of "Uncle Tom's SCIENTIFIC AND ROMANTIC locked up, and went away with his Cabin" into the theatres of the family. South, calling it "the vilest and Tutlgro JT.or Gr From that day Josephus Buffer most slanderous book that was ever has never been heard to express written in a Christian land." TTlntuh, doubts concerning the efficacy of Ostrich feathers, which arc now so 4 CKNT FOR THE FOLLOWING POITLAR, prihter's ink; neither has he asked J interesting and reliable books, solicits, pubcome from the Cape of lic fashionable, "Who reads advertisements?" Ar. patronage: flood Hope, and every year a million A magnificent pictorial Polyglot Family Bible Y. Ledger. dollars' worth is imported into Eng- the bent for the price. F. Commercial Law and Forra land. In the Loudon market every Book, Chamlierhtin'a adapted to the wants f all. pound of these choice feathers is Dr. George II. Naphey's Laws of Lifo and Health, A Detective Charm. lor male and females. worth fifty to sixty guinea.. Dio Lewis on digestion, a Scientific work. Mr. Henry Knack and his wife, Pilgrim's Progress, illutra.ed by John Banyon. Anungallant Missouri paper seems The Life and Adventures of Kobiuton Crusoe. Lena Knack, of Walcott, Iowa, sufto think "what the women of this Terms Liberal. Look at Samples. fered a loss of fifty dollars in money most need is not suffrage, iu March, 1872. The money disap- country but symmetry; not righto, but rationpeared from their house in some ality; not a place in our legislative WAyI" READY" RELIEF! mysterious manner and they believed halls, but a place to fasten their RAD it was stolen. They had no clue to t llliS THE ViOltsr 1A1.K In from One to Twenty Minute. the thief did not care much for the stockings." NOT ONE HOUR An Illinois girl, having 30,000 0f after reading this advertisement uoed my one money, but they fjlt a very natural WITH VAIN. desire to know who took it. An old her own, recently refused to marry a RADWAY'S PUFFER READY RELIEF 13 A CURE FOR EVERY PAIN. woman of their acquaintance told the clergyman because she thought herIt hi the first and la fambe was take to old a clergyan self not good enough to mystery. It Xlio ily Bible and an old key and place man's wife. He gave up his sacred That instantly stops the moat excruciating pains, Inflammations and cures Congestions, the key between the leaves of the calling and proposed again, and then allays whether of the Lungs, Stomach, Bowels, or other book so that the entire ring of the she refused him because she thought glands or organs, by one application, in from one to twenty minutes, no matter how violent or exkey would extend above the end of herself too good to marry a man who cruciating the pain, the Rheumatic, Infirm, Crippled, Nervous, Neuralgic, or prostrated the book when closed. The book would abandon his high profession to with diseaxa may suffer' was then to be tied around the cover gain a woman's hand. RADWAY'S READY RELIEF ill allord instant ease. with a handkerchief, at its centre. Inflammation of the Kidneys. Inflammation el be estimated from as can As near Then two persons were to hold the the Blndder, Inflammation of tbe Bowels. Conthe partial and loose census taken by gestion of tbe Lungs. Sore Throat, Difficult key at the ends of the index fingers Breathing. Palpitation of the Heart. Hysteria, Croup, Diptberia. Catarrh.Inlliienza. Headache, of their right hands, then the names the assessors last summer, the popuToothache. Cold Neuralgia, Rheumatism. of the people iu the neighborhood lation of Kansas is now about C00,-00Chill". Aguo Chills. is increase of an This 240,000 The application of the READY RELIEF to the were to bespoken in the presence of or parti where the pain or dilllculty exists in The Paola three years. will afford eaxe aud comfort.. Spirit part The charm was, the Twenty dropa In half a tumbler of water will ia that when the name of any party was thinks that at that rate the census of a few momenta cure Ppasms. Sour (Stom1880 will show our Ftate to have a ach, Ileartbtiru, Sick Cramps, Headache, Diarrhea, Dysenspoken the book would drop to the Colic, Wind iu tbe Bowels, and all Internal floor. Mr. and Mrs. Knack had not population of over 1,000,000. We tery, Pains. do continfor the should always carrva bottle ef RADnot Travelers look, howevar, much failh in the charm, but they WAY'S READY RELIEF with them. A few ere pi tried it for amusement. The book uance of such immense augmenta- on water will prevent sickness or pains from of water. It is better than French Brandy fell when the uame of Jacob Batcher tions to our population fur the next erihnuge Bitters as a stimulant. FEY Kit AM) Atil L cared for fifty .nU. was pronounced. It was tried sev- few years as during the past five There is not a remedial agent in this werld that in our population eral times, with the same result. The years. Probably will cure Fever and Ague, and all other Malarial, Bilious, Scarlet, Typhoid, Yellow aud other Fevers oracle was thus consulted at various 1880 will not exceed 800,000. But (aided Railway's Pills) so quick as RADWAY'S will number show tremen- READYby RELIEF. times and places, aud before many even that Fifty cuts per bottle. Bold by Druggists. in decade. dous the next progress people of the nighborhood, always ! ! giving the same answer. And peoBtronerand l'ure Rich Biood lurrease ol f lets, ple began to talk about Jacob and Weight Clear Skin aa Beaatifal Ceaa- Batcher in a manner not at all picas-- ! plexion secured to all. ant or complimentary to him. In IVOJ1TII fact some of them regarded him as a Sarsapariilian Resolvent thief, and avoided him. He could Has made the most astonishing sires, so quick, te T18ITINO 8 ALT LAKH CITT, not stand such superstitious vagaries rapid are the changes the body mdergoes, inder the influence of tXis truly woiderfoi Mediriae.tkat and insidious insinuations any longer, ETEKV DAY AN INCUKAKK IN ri.KflU ikU COULD NOT DO BETTER WEIOIIT IS SEEN AND FELT. and he sued Mr. and Mrs. Knack for THE (UtEAT ISI.OOO I'l KlFirJt. slander before a court of justice of THAN TO Every riipof the SARSAPA RILLI AN communicates through tbe Blood, Bweat, the county and state aforesaid, claimUrine and, other fluids and juices of tbe system the vigor of life, for it repairs the wastes of the ing damages in the sum of 500 for CALL AXD EXAMINE body with new aud sound material. Scrofula, Sydefamation of character. There was philid, Consumption, Glandular disease, Ulcers is tbe Throat, Moith, Tumors, Nodes in tbe tiltna a tedious trial, and a good deal of and other parts ol the system, Sore Kyes, Strumworked was ous Discharges from the Ears, and the worst forais fun, and much interest of Skin Disenxes, Eruptions, Fever (lores, at a Id a came after and verdict the long up, Head, Ring Worm, Salt Rheum, Erysipelas, Acie, Black Spots, weruis ia the Flesh), Tumors, deliberation of the jurv. It was for &tock in the Womb, aad all wotkeuiug and painful the defendants, aud judgment was discharge?, Night fweata, Lost of Sperm, and all wastes of the li.e pr.uciple, are witulu tbe carativ accordingly rendered for the defendor range of this woaiier of .Modern Chemistry, aad s few days' ne will prove te aay person using it for ants for costs. This is probably a of then forms ef disease its pwtoat either pvr U little the queerest slander suit on rcc cure them. sd red the If at by tbe daily becoming ord. The Knacks have a knack of ! wastes andpatient, decomposition that is coutnually profinding out thieves which might be gressing, succeeds in arresting these wastes, aud repairs the same wilu new material maJe frwie made available by adoption as a part healthy blood and this the SARSAPAKiLUAK For He is Determined to Sell will aud does seenre. of the detective svstcm. On the following evening, as Buffer approached his house, ho found a lie counted crowd assembled. and thirty-nin- e men boys, each of whom had a dog in tow. There were dogs of every grade, size and color, and dogs of every quality of whine, yelp, bark, growl and howl. Buffer addressed the motley multitude, and informed them that he had purchased a dog. "Then what d'ycr advertise for?" And Buffer got his hat knocked over his eyes before he reached the sanctuary of his home. Never mind about the trials and tribulation of that night. Buffer had no idea that there were so many With the aid of dogs in existence. throe policemen he got through alive. On morning he visited his friend, the editor, and ao adverknowledge.! the corn. The tisement of "wanted" was taken out, and in the most conspicuous place, and in glaring type, that he didn't want any more dogs. Aud for this advertisement h paid. Then he went home and posted open the-nex- t rover, Utah. THE HIGHEST MARKET PRICt? OiVCHp , ONE FOURTH IN CASH AND THE REST IN FURNITURE, , at BOYLE O'HARNETT'S. & Main Street, Ogden. Tim best and cheapest stock or FI RNITI KK ortb of Salt Lake. surEim THE "ESTKY" ORG AX l Only lain ltcmotly BY FAR THH LARGEST FACTORY IX THE WORLD! key-holder- s. Health PEOPLE FR03I THE C. JK. STA TXElt, A gent, Until St., Suit I.ko City, Xcar Uh ajre'H Unlltrw. P. O. Address, Box s7b-i- f EXCELSIOR MILLS, ai:au city. ot2i)E. Is for the Uauufattare of Superior Cloth, Rlank c(h, Yarn, Bnttiug, Klc. Etc. Bring on Your Woo' at Owe AKD RECKIVH Oar Goods In Return at Advantageous Kates. " A. RANDALL, SON & CO. fiT tiee G. Whitehead' Advertisement. 2-l- y GEORGE W. TURNER, (Late C. B. Metireger UKeOL-VEN- Immense 67. Cloth for Wool Dr. RADWAY'S Cau-cer- Per Auiiutii! SALES 10,800 Beauty DINWOODEY'S tu. Tb Mont Po)uUr Instrument lu 0. A Co. Fink Street. Ogdenl Hooks, Periodicals, Mag- azines, Pictures, llbums, Stationery, (It; ARB s &c. AUD TOBACCO. Wall Papers d iLe Seat PalUra. I abseHatleve lakea ftr atl tie Papers of tbe Local, JUstera and Western. sfcelaij FURNITURE Not only does the Cheap. twenty-thirapplicant was a small b y, with a girl in company, who hnd a ragged, dirty poodle for sale. Buf- gas. GRAIN WANTED. 62-3- d fer bought the poodle of the boy, and immediately presented it to the girl, and then sent thorn off. To the next applicant he was able truthfully to answer, "Don't want any more. I've bought one." The stream of callers continued nutil near ten o'clock, at which hour Buffer hcked up and turned off the KELIGIOTJS, A .Social Savage. the season for social parties, and kissing games arc raging. Iu a family up town where dancing is not aliowed, there was a bussing bee the other night, and among those in attendance was a young lady who had recently recovered from severe illness. When the pawns were sold and it came her turn to bo kissed. she evinced a good deal more muscu lar strength by her resistance than was expected of one as weak as she was supposed to be. The young lady and geDtleman skirmished up and down the room a couple of timcs,and he seemed in a fair way to get the duke otrulorum, when, by some sudden movement, the poor girl's head was completely, denuded and she appeared before that company with a pate as bald as a druggist's globe, while her luxuriant tresses hung Tactfully from a button on the young man s coat. tfomo of the gins yeuouanu oincrs tittered, but the poor girl thus fhorn grabbed at her wig aud slid precipitately out of the room. Her hair illness. having come out during her and so a into made wis, it hA UI'U sw- the was job performed artistically and the "wig adjusted that uo one knew the difference. smcc tins Tr. is a coudIc of weeks frit so man the and young occurred, the made he fcnly that it bad about his iu amends power by offering his hand to replace the wig. This - is Cheapness find Elegance Combined. ll-- tf WILSON ewing Machine CELEBRATED Resolvrat ageits in tbe cure f '(tHt.1 il li t itiil as4 kin East Temple Street, 75 First South Street. 31 Sarsarilliaa cel all known remedial MACHINE 11IIIS which is just as good and Twenty Dollars Cheaper than s Jlachine any other first-clas- in the market, HAS JUST TAKEN THE PEIZE! AT THB Vienna Exposition, . AS ex- (if Chro- - nir fliinf mIiiiim bat'it is the only positive cue tor KIDNEY and BLADDKit COMPLAINTS, Urinary and Womh diseases, Gravel, Diabetes, Dropsy, Steppage ol Water, Incontinence of Urine, Kriglit'e Disease, Aluumiunria, ana in an cases wueie tbereart brickdnst deposits, or the water Is tbiek, rlomly, mixed with sutistnnres lit me wane or so epic or threads like white ailk, or there ia a mwrbld, dedark, bilious appearance, aad while bne-u- t posits, and when time is a prlrklag, buruiug sensation when pairing water, aud pain in the small of the back ami along the loins. Prite, $MI WORMS. The nnly known and sue Remedj for Worms Pin, Ta.u, etc. Tumor of 1' Veara' (srowfli C ureal by Il!wa.vi fciviKLT, t. July II, 1C9. Dr. RsCWat: I Lave bad Ovarian Turner iu lht ovaries and bowels. All tbe doctors said "there "as no help far it." 1 tried everything that was recomnieuded; but nothing helped ine. 1 saw jour Resolvent and thought I would try it; hat had luitli in it, because 1 had suffered lor twelve J ears I took six bottles fit the lUnQlveut, and one box of Had way's Pills, and two bottles of your Ready Relief; and there is not a sign of luiuvr u be svea ot frit, aud 1 foel better, smarter, and happier tuuu 1 have for twelve years. 'li.e worst tuiuor was.iu the left side ol the bowels, over the gmiu. 1 writ this to vou for thebeuelit of others. You can pub HANNAH P. KNAP P. Hah it it veil chooKo. Mass., DR. RADWAY'S PERFECT PURGATIVE Per.4ly PILLS, swer Mcd UwluleSK, gum, pui ,e, regulate, purity, demise ami strengthen. Railway's Pills, lor the cure vf all disorder of t' e t(iinuh, Liver, Bowels, Kidneys, bladder. Nervous Di.ea.ey, IK ai.'iu lio, Constipation, Ctive-liess- . Indigestion, Dyspepsia. Riliousiieks, B;iiou , and all Fever, Inflammation of the ilowels, Pib-tDerangements of the Interna! Viscera. Warranted toefect positive cure. Purely vegetable, no mercury, minerals or delvterious drigs. " Observe the following symptoms rcttultiiig from Didorrters of the Digestive Organs Constipation, Inward Piles, FuIIuvhs of the Blood in Uu I!ad, Acidity of the Stomach, Nuuwi, Heartburn, Disgust of Food, Fullne or Weight in tbe Stomach, Sour Eructations, Sinking or Fluttering at tbe Pit of the Stomach, Swimming of the Head, Hurriad and Diflknlt JJreathlng, i'liiltering at the Heart, Choking or Snfiooitiiig Sensation vheo jn a Ly'ing Posture. Dimness of Vision, Dots or Web before the 8iJl, Fever and Dull Pain in the Head, Deficiency of Perspiration, Yellow umm of the akin aud Eyes,.Pain in the Side, Chest, Limbs, nndaiiddeuFlnshes of Heat, Burning in tho Flenli. A lew dime, of Railway's 1'ills will free the disorders. Trice from all the 26 cents per liox. Sold by Drujginta. RTAD "Fnl nd True." Send one letter standi to Railway & Co., No. fi" Maiden Lane New York. Information worth thousands will be g Familv Sewing Machine Xxa tl3.o "Vt7"oi?lcl. Price, $r). With Cover, $35. BOYLE & ,0'HAENETT, : : AGENTS, JIain St., CrCail andce it. " cyi-tc- above-name- gtZcii. d29p:tf tent Jou. d . HSJ-i- f TII2 MONITOR TIAR GAINKD A FAR-FAVliNo bigher eueoaiiuia ran be noon a Cooking More tuan to as)' tbat who urea It speaks In its ira.s. every bousn-wi- e and reeommend It to ber neighbor and fi economy, cleanliness, and reliability iu all tr ti, ir cpsratioui. 31,311 U0NIT0RS now in Ufc'K, SANTA CLAIS CCOKLMi STOVE, a--r loot tun'J Wootl, Which hoe such a Pemand throiij.ii the Terriuxy, Ur BotiUty aud KxttdUnre, canuot U aurpAMad. fl All oirr NtAvcN nre kept and for hy X. .'. M. I. nn! All It Jiraucli NtorcN. . 10 ty all the fWiratire Stored ia the ' Ststlie Territory. The world Is futUf Children eryitijc fcr , XfcLAI.Vg Caudiwl Castor It eurMuuaTiv not im paired. Oil. Is delisioos, eToctiv aud harmless). The taste and suieil of the Castor Oil la entirely overcome. It catlinrUR powers av Price 1!5 ce.nts. Mclain's Vermifuge JJoiiIwqs Are el?Kat aad effective. They resemlle Creo a Uiiohons kept in confectioners' ehojie. Chilrirv love them and rry for thetn. l'rire 'lb cts. per bva. t or Sitle by Z. v. Ji. J. And ail other drneeiaU liVljr |