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Show She ' S. $nnrtim 6)i)(lcH I. C. EH. Published every WEDNESDAY nni SATURDAY . . I 41. 1 "l 1 P.ROrTRIFS Snare of Hie Fouler. TT AT! Wholesale Department. DWARF, & CROCKERY; - 2.090 PIECE SPMS When Professor Fowler was in this i a short time since, a vomitr iron tleman of our acquaintance attended Jus public Jectures and became much TOOLS, IMPLEMENTS & STOVES; Cloths, Merinos, Alpacas, iioDrefwed with what he had heard, es f f Wool Delaines, pedal v on the nubicct of matrimonv. etc. Cassimeres Denims, Domestics, He heard tho Professor say that it was DRY GOODS, STAPLE and FANCY NOTIONS,' iea ,3 cans, u meet that a qerson should mate in matrimony with a liht-haire- d CLOTHS, CAUPETS, O-cxitone. row this young iellow s is o GOODS, the hue of the ravenV wine; and it EEADY-IAD- E happened that at the same time he HATS, Was "shining" a young lady whose hair ROOTS and SHOES; is Well, some people call it auburn ; mere it's matter taste a of others, red; anyhow, so, to be gallant, we will call TT Decorations; nau11ueen paving ms n' auourn. lie addresses to the aforesaid young lady for some time; but, being a very prudent Voitlif? man. and not wisliin'r to Medicines; Drugs, Chemicals, OF commit himself hastily, he refrained from making known the true state of EASTERN MANUFACTURE, Jus toolings to the objector hiHaflec WI3TES, AliE tions befose he had obtained a thor A General Assortment of ough insight into her nature and character. The arrival of so distinguished a phrenologist Sewing Machines, as Professor Fowler af-t forded him the desired opportunity to gain this insight. Calling upon the CLUDINQ Shoe l'rofessor he stated his case ; that he Cntlerj--, locks, Carpentei-s- ' and other Tools. admired the youg lady ; that she was Leather, findings, Beltings, &c; . his eoual in social position, etc. ; but A LARGE STOCK OF lie wanted to know if she was suited to him congenially i The Professor informed him that if the young lady PRODUCE, CRAIX, BUTTER, EGGS, in question and himself would submit SCfiUTTLER. WAGOXS, BOB SLEDS; to a phrenological examination, he would settle that question in the winkIN ALL ITS BRANCHES, &C &C. ing of i? cat's tail. Accordingly, at the MACHINERY HARNESS request of our young friend, the lady HARNESS TRIMMINGS. visited the rooms of the Professor and had her bumps assayed, tl.OJgh una4 A Full Line of Ware of the gentleman's object in making the request; but as he jtaid all exTO penses she didn't card The young lady b Lead was duly examined, and Of All Descriptions. subsequently the young man s, alter Will find the Largest Assortment of Merchandise in tfie several Departments of which .the Professor cave it as his All orders addressed to I). JI. . v.. jm. i., as aoove, taat caH be seen in ttie west, ana all at lair 3' prices. PEEItY, Og den City, TT. T., opinion that they were admirably suit rvvivc prompt attention. ed to each other, ihe young man was Bl-88"tf D. H. Superintendent. CLAWSOM, II. B. CLAWSOX, Supepintendent highly elated with the result, and made up his mind to pod the question at the earliest opporUnity. The op portunity occurred last evening, lieing left alone in" the room with the object of his adoration, he at once made his ' ' ORGAN desires known, and asked her to be his IJIPKOVED wife.. It is not known how she might, havo anbwefed had he stopped . there but he didn't. He said thev AND suited IN were to each other, and how a CHARGE OF d man was matrimonially suited to a orirl. He didn't further than this. She just get any O IVill purchase any kind of Merchandise H reached down for the parlor poker not usually kept in and let out at him, savincr, "You brute you'll go and get them to fool around mv skull and .4- -1 aw r then tell you that you ought to marry Circsilar Saivs, ' me because 1 m h.ri. 'I d r a. B.1 I I am lioKinj? Cloth, am I, you wretch ? Git 1" JLcflel Wheels, Our young friend got. He says if Cheese Professor Fowler was to examine him 0iiS' now he would find that he had develJInehines, oped a number of new and prominent Maeiiiiie bumps since the last examination. Force . Empress Oil, CXOTJIOr, 1 Hats and Cfaps. BOOTS AID SHOTS St Wall Paper, Bordering, 1 Etc., Etc and. Boys' CLOTHING o' UPHOISTEKY . Ginghams Ticking ' Tiwi" ottonadc, uark-haire- FBIITS Of Every Variety, Patent I in Yariety' Singers' A and CAEIFOKIA and PORTER LIQUORS Bespoke Boot and Departnciit; iii m n u wW im IF3 . &c; Flows, Hoes, Rakes, Scythes, Forks MP Wholesale Purchasers and Visitors GHIG13 'ROPERIES'! CIT S-AJCj- ; tf SIMMONS & CLOUGH C. M. CO.'S ' CABINET .OEGANS CBIIMOI black-haire- red-heade- DBPARTHB8T, II. W. NAISBITT. d - 1 bump-ologis- ta red-heade- red-heade- o H o mm Engines, mm .Hi m itMn T I ill i lills, Water d, mir Tlircslilng Dreaming For a Breakfast. Once upon a time a Scotchman and an Irishman happened to b e journeying together through an al most interminable forest. By some . mishap they lost their way, and wan' dercd about for a long time, when they fortunately came across a miserable hovel, wh'ch was deserted save by a lone chicken. As the poor biped was the only thing eatable to be obtained, they eagerly dispatched and prepared it for supper. When laid before thcra Pat concluded that it was insufficient for the supper of ooin nimscii ana Sawney) and therefore made a proposition to his companion that they should spare their chicken until the next morning, and the one who had the most pleasant dream would havo the chicken, which was agreed to by the Scotchman. In the morning Sawney told his dream. He said he thought angels were drawing him to heaven in a basket, and he was never so happy in all his life. Upon concluding his dream Pat exclaimed, "Och, sure, and I saw you going, and thought you wouldn't come back after the chicken, and I got up and ate it myselt." nur Extras, or oilier rumps. Belting, Sorghum Mills, Evaporators, . any articw from nnv St5?fi ' Meohanical population. rj . Grand " ..TrMiT- - - Combination FITTED WITH THE NEWLY .- i Organs, j In-rrL- TT F TIIK BIST PIPE OF THE NAM K CAPACITY. Our celebrated "Vax Celeste," "Louis Intent," "Vox Humana," "Wilcox Patent "Octave Coupler," the charming "Cello" or Clarionet" Stops, and Thirty-fiv- e Different Styles, and. the Cfiurch, for tHci'arlor The Best Material and Workmanship, Quality and Volume of tone Unequalled. WAREROCKVIS. M'ICIIIQAN. Estab ished in Address, Can be Obtained coto noo COTir, AGENTS WANTED 1850. SisrMONs & a! usuy-cei- e ehient 1 1 . .... &C., Ac. , m an ASriculturai or of the ' well-know- and n orated CHICAGO 2PIX.I3! CLA irsox, Superintendent your NT! IMG G-Jnr- r JOB roiiM,- - EVEM B- - Only in these DONE AT THE mvni?p?a cto IX f n ' COuSiTY. sOS-l- y Clough Organ Co., Detroit, Micdioak. ' " late Improvements prices, 0-S23.- T ss-- e All the AD .0 Tery lar.elv fa. crvawu, ana quamy oi tone rendcreu FACTOR! &c, 11 The Factory having just got fairly running since the mostimportantbenringonthenrerepMtation of Reed EIKS.X OIiGAVS v J " IxvEvrrrt SCRIBNEirS PATENT QUALIFYING TUBES, AninTentimhaTinga ' fTf crs pi kcs With freight added, or ou a slight percentage. We arc expecting aa .immediate .'r' -" Factory or Main street, ooden. ! |