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Show THE DAILY She 0gdcu Jttndiw, GEORGE W. TURNER, (Lata C. B. McGregor fuWibhs.l ewry WEDNESDAY anl SATURDAY by theOuDEM FubLisuisa Comiam. den Junction. Humor in Sarca&ui. The sting of sarcasm lies in the intention of the speaker, and oae may trust that the best of the pleasantries over which succeeding generations have made merry were utterod with enough good humor to tak'e most of the venom out of them. There wa surely a genial smile on the face of M. d' Argenson when he congratulated his ignorant nephew on his appointment as librarian ta the king, and observed that he would now have ai opportunity of learning to read. Illuminated with a gracious Binile must &bo have been the famous retort of the Prefect's wife upon Xapo-IeoShe had been an object of gossip, and Napoleon, meeting her at a bt ite bill.rudely addressed her, "Well, madame, are you as fond of men as ever?'' The poor woman had enough presence of mind to answer, ''Yes, sire, when they are polite;" upon which the Emperor turned away rather abruptly, and illustrated the littleness of his mind by depriving her husband of his place three days later.. Aud the alleged impertinence of the celebrated Abernethy must havo been relieved with a grim and bonJutmmie that took away much of their grossnegs. The Duke of Norfolk, who applied to him for treatment, probably enjoyed as well as needed an heroic diagnosis, for he notoriously paid little attention to his person. "Did your Grace ever try a cleau shirt?" asVel the old doctor, and what a free masonry of good fellowship is implied in the very terms Tt is difficult to r.f the question. know whtre to draw the line between what is permissible" ia conversation and what is not. lleflections on the isioral character 01 auybody while that person is present are unpardonable, however brilliant may be the Of wib in which they are wrapped. which ia a, further rule course there h very comprehensive namely,3 that nothing'should ever be said that will in any way give pain to any person within hearing. But while human nature remains as it has been from the begiuning, men can hardly bo expected to refrain from, a thousand and one ways of suggesting to each other that they are fools. $S per Annum, $4: Six Months, $2 Three Months. Wliolesale Sealers Wall Papers of the Best Patterns. IN ALL KINDS OF FttF.scriptions taken for all ttie Papers of the day s093in Local, Kasteru aud Western. RADWAYI" BEADY" RELIEF I In from One to Twenty Minute. aftr reading thin any one SDfKER WITH PAIN. RADWAY'S KKADY RELIEF IS A CURE FOR KVERY PAIN. It was the first and is Staple Mercha ndise THE TOWNS Tli l?ain itemed v Only That instantly stops the most excruciating pains, ALL or NORTHERN UTAH! Reached by a Daily Mail. ill afiurd iu.staut eae. CoM Toothache. Neuralgia, Kh8umatitui. Chills, Ague Chills. The application of the READY RELIEF to the part or parts where the pain or difficulty exist! will afford et$e and comfort. Twenty drops in half a tumbler of water will in a few moments cure Cramps, Spasms, Sour Stomach, Heartburn, Sick lleadache, Diarrhea, Dysentery, Colic, Wind in the Bowels, and all Internal AT THE Junction W Inflammation of the Kidneys. Inflammation of the Bladder, Inflammation of the Bowels. Congestion of the Lungs. Sore Throat, Difficult Breathing. Palpitation of the Heart. Ilysterig, Croup, Diptheri.1. Catarrh, Influenza. Headache, Office, ! Required by the Trade in the allays Inflammation and cure Congestions. whether of the Longs, Stomach, Bowels, or other giands or organs, by on application, in fioin oue to twauty minutes, no matter how violent or ex cruciating the pain, the Rheumatic, Infirm, Crippled, Ner7ons, Xuralgic, or pretratd with disease mar Riiffer' RADWAY'S READY RELIEF EL Bed-ridde- O Purcliasing: direct from Mamifactiirers or the most extensive d alers, and Iiavim; special advantages from buying in Jaire quantities we Can offer to MERCHANTS AND THE Pains. Travelers should alwavs carry a bottle of RADWAY'S READY RELIEF with them. A fcw drops on water will prevent sickness or pains from ihange of water. It is better than French Brandy cr Bitters as a stimulant. FEVER AM) AGUE cured for fifty cents. There is not a remedial agent in this world that will cure Fever and Ague, and all other Malarious, Bilious, Scarlet, Typhoid, Yellow aud other Fevers (aided by Radwav's Pills) so quick a RADWAY'S RKADY RKLIEF. Fifty cents per bottle. Sold RETAIL TRADE & Inducements Unequalled by any other House in fjtali. by Druggists. Health! Beauty! JOB WOM Dr. Has MADE TO ALL POINTS. SH.Pf-ISWT- S Strongand Pure Rich Blood Increase of Flesh and Weight Clear Skin and Beautiful Complexion secured to all. EADWAY'S ORDERS SHOULD BE ADDRESSED TO Sarsaparillian Kesolycnt so made the most astonishing cures, quick, to rapid are the changes the body undergoes, under influence of thni wonderful the Medicine.that truly OF ALL KINDS, KVERY DAY AN INCRKASJ3 IN FLESH AND WKltSHT IS SEEN AND FELT. THE WHEAT RLOOIt 1TRIFIER. SARSAPARILLIAN RESOLof Is Executed in the Best Style, at REASONABLE PRICES. Cards, Bills, Fosters, 1 Programmes, Bill Heads, liCtier Heads, SUPT. SIMMONS & CL0UGH 0RGAK CO.'S DIPHOYED CABIHET ORGAIS AND O o S3 n.n; ; i...r ... .t i r 6' t' s S1 12 Venrs' Growth Caret) Resolvent. by Kadirny-HKTEKtY. 1889. Order BooXts, En lit anions, Theatre Cheeks, Xotc Forms, Beeds, Receipts, Mass., Jniy IS. have had Ovarian Tnmov in the ovaries and bowels. All the doctors said "mere as no help for It." I tried everything that was recommended; but nsthmg helped me. I saw yrmr Resolvent and thought I would try it; Vt had ik faith In it, because I had suffered for twelve years. I took srx bottles of the Resolvent, and one bo of Radway'g ViMs.aad two bottle ef your Ready Relict; and there is aot a sign of tumor to be seen or felt, and I leftl better, martnr, and happier Hmn 1 have lor twelve years. The worst tinner was in the left side, of the bowels, over the grftin. I write this to yen for tlx benefit of othurs. Yon can iwi llsa It it yon choose. HANNAH P. KNAPP. &--e. BOX 32, OGDEX CITY p Grand Perfectly tastele, flpfnirtly oatd with ewee gum, purge, regulate, purity, cleanse and ttrr.igth'' en. Kadviay's Pills, for the cure f all dimmta of the Stomach, Livwr, Bowti, Kidneys, Bladder, Nervotw Disease, IleadacU, Constipation, Conveners, luigertioti, Biliousnese, Bilioue Fovor, Inflammation of the Jewels, Piles, and all Derangemeaw of the Internal Viseera. tVaiTauted to effect a powtire cure. Psi ely vegetable, g no merenry, miaem! or deleterious dmgg. d Olerv tire following symptom resulting freni Disorders nf the Digesrive'Orgaus Constij-tkm- , Inward PHea, Fulluem of the Blood in the Head, Aridity of the Stomach, Nansea, Heartburn, Disgust of fond, Frdlnew or Weight in the Stomach, Sonr Ernctations, Snkiog or Fluttering at the Pit of the Stomach, Swimming of the Head, Hurried and Difficult Breathing, Fluttwing at the Hvart, Choking or Snilocating Sensation when hi a Lying Posture. Dimnoes of Vision, Dota or Wei before the Sight, Fever ami Dull Pain in the Head, Deflcienov of Perspiration, Yellowness of the Skin and Eyes, Pain tn the Side, Chest, Limle, and sudden Flashes of Heat, Barninf in the Fleah. A few doses of Railway's Pills will free the sys-tefrom all the d disorders. Puioe 25 chts per box. gold by Drnggwts. Soadonelet-e- r RrAD"FlHcnml Manm to Radway A Cx, No. 87 Maiden Laea Ne York. Inforaiatton wwCt tbousanda will be ta ehtjon. , 8i-- l Organs, ! ' FITTED WITH THE NEWLY INVENTED An fwrentiMi having a most important bearing on the creflsed, . fntnre rcrutation by means of wki.h the cpmtk? or Yolune of tone tid quality of tone rendered "y IXlLtX T lJj ii THAT F OF SA JI "cAPACXT Y. THE OBGAp Onr wlebted . -- Vox PlE "Unis Ttiert," Celejk" "Octare Ccmpler," the rharrmng 'W .Tox Humana," "Wilcox raftfflf," or -- Clarion Stops aud All t2ic Late Iniyr&Tenents Can be ObUineil Only in ics Organs. Tliirty-fiv- e Different Styles, Far Ute Farter and the Church, 77m Beet Material and WorkmansZifo SSUHy and Volume of tone UneqwtsRrt - FACTORY PKieES, WARBROOJIS. atwve-name- Trte." Combination SCIiIlJNERS PATSNT QUALIFYING TUlilfiS, PURGATIVE PILLS eo-talnin- FILLED, o DR. RADWAY'S Dpsia. ORDERS PROMPTLY oI IR. Rakwat: I PERFECT Shipping Tags, W e4 tf. Tumor of Ntatements, Ball the Every drop VENT communicates through the Blood, Sweat, L'rine and other fluids and juices ef the system the vigor of life, for it repairs the waste of the body with new and sound material. Scrofula, Syphilis, Consumption, Glandular disease, Ulcers in the Throat, Mouth, Tumors, Nodes in the Glands and other parts ol the system, Sore Eyes, Strumous Discharges from the Ears.aifl the worst form of Skin Diseases, Eruptions, Fever Sores, Scakl Head, Ring Worm, Salt Rheum, Krysijielas, Acue, Black Spots, worm in the Flunk, Tumors, Cancer in the Womb, and all weakening and pamrul discharges, Night Sweats, Loss of Sperm, and all wastes of the life principle, are within the curative range of this woader of Modern Chemistry, aud a few days1 use will prove to any person uiing it for either of tUese forms ef disease its potent power to cure them. If the patient, daily becoming reduned by the wasteland decomposition that is continually progressing, succeed in arresting these wastes, aud repairs the same with new material made from healthy blood and this the SARSAPARILLIAN will and does secure. Not only doea the Sarsaparillian Resolvent excel all known remedial ajcuts in the cure of Cliro-niScrofulous, Constitutional and Skin diseases, bHt it is the oniv positive cure for KIDNEY and BLADDER. COMPLAIN! S, Urinary and Womb diseases, U ravel, Dilete3, Dropsy, Stoppage of Water, Incontinence of Urine, Bright's Disease, Albuminuria, and in all eases where there are brif kilnst deposits, or the water is thick, cloudy, mixed with substances like the white of an eL'g, or threads like whito silk, or there is a morbid, dedark, bilioiw appearance, and white bue-dnposits, and when there is a pricking, burning sensation when passing water, aud paiu ia the small of the back and alone the loins. Price, $1.00 W ORMS. The only known aud sure Remedy for Wrm Pin, Tape, etc. st now buyeth his Address, C, W. PENROSE, Busisomething nice, little ruscal to ness Manager, whenever ueces- . Mag- NOT ONE HOUR ailvaitisenieut ueed IN CIRCULATES Trench Tragedy. He who is wieo girl's little brother and so getteth the make himself scircc ry hereafter. " Books, Periodicals, Ogtleii. CIGARS AXI TOBACCO. or A most terrible affair has just oc curred at a place near Saintes, in the Charente Interieure, in Francc,where a man named Tarin, after shooting at his father aud his brother, set fire to their farm and burned cattle and brandy to the value of 30,000 freues, lie then retired to his house, loop- holed the walls, and prepared to stand a siege. He had throo guns and a quautity of ammunition. Five geul- armes arrived at full gallop, and 1 arm killed one and wounded two. The other two gendarmes, aided by the peasantry, surrounded the house, re inforcements were telegraphed for, ' and before long brigades f gendar wi8 arrived from Pons, St. Genis, and Saintes, under the command of a captain; th Sub Prefect .h re paired to tht scene of action. For ten hours a force estimated at 1,000 strong kept up a fire on the house, lana replying incessantly. Corporal Jbouchene exposed himselt for a mo incut and was shot deal. At Uet a navvji an Id soldier, volunteered to storm the place, and he managed to get on tho roof and pour a backet of naming petreicum mw me netise, while accomplishing this Tarin suc ceeded in wounding him slightly m the forehead. The houee was eoon in a blase, and the ateassin perished in the flames. The two gendarmes who fell were buried with great pomp and solemnity, and a subscription has been opened for their widows and children. - - - Br A & Co.), azines, Pictures, Albums, Stationery, &c. n. hu-re- Fifth Street, - EstAB I8HBB IS 18S0. COto GOO Dollars, COECth & DbAWI. CONGRESS SIS., WANTED IN EVERY COTY. . Address, Simmons & Clough Oman Co. Djmuanu gjj Mxchjoa,' |