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Show THE 6 UOBSISU DXiliNEK: OGDEX. r Xutklcu t Yrar. of die inal aud trlt:uljtioni Writing ot American ning.-- n a bo go to Enrol to gain recuguiikai. Milil ml Aldrich in tint Magazine nays: who have nought To mual aiugi-- r mugnitioa abroad there la but obe drawback to tin? Kuro(ieun carver. It that lure thru ia uot lute of buu back to the I'uitrd Hiatt. It is money. It look tine to put Me loier or Mr 1Opera t'oralqa' uu ouea vMtlng card, a ta the bahil in Earn;., but there ia another able to it. Many a debutante ha auug at the Opera for liolhiug. woilie have jmlil, and auue have bad tue magnificent salary of 3)0 franca a mouth fjust shy of 34tn. Oue of tint most pri.wiiH.-u- t debtilaute at tbe opera saw 6.!jn franc paid over ftir her debut, and oiie womau who wa then two year a a regular memfruuc a ber of the troupe earned year f.B a aeeki. and alia waa favored, t'itie like Eortleaux often get debutaiitea at 3W frem of that (pSU) a Rinuth, stud iu theater sort al tiger provide tbeir ovra o It U aiunll wonder that, having got one's (dtNatiim. one want to money iu tbe t'liitcd State." Vi:iMIAY UTAH, Dwlitn mm L..y.r Guilder. baclilua of eotutumptii'ui originally ratue . ftvui blaJr of rye. wheat and corn j The EUi Ina. cumpsqy in their atwere and that the human lung ia its adopted tempt to make headway iu of abode, where it would perish wrae It aigually ludebted in variou su-gto huml-'practitioner not replenished. That rare atinos-ptieiv- a their prr.gr of tn medicine. It was In to consumptive tire lient-firia cure effected on tbe favorite daughter la not liecBUse they a tv thin, but bethey cause rye. wheat, com, etc, are imt of one of the Mogul e.uiierors that Ben-gnallowed a fMUii:g In had first grown there. e ; bn Iditcr still, iu the year 1715. n medical u.uq u.i med Hamilton, a a reward for curing the reigning Hupcror of aa titans, obtauied r.-- - the company a grunt of three villa?- near Madras, a perm lesion 10 purchase thirty-eveto uahipt in Bengt:l aud the privilege of introducing and conveying their mrai'huudiiie from Calcutta through without duty or search. The footing thus gained nnd the act companying iditroniige and eni'ourcgi1-meneuahled the East India company to make such progress as to cut out all foreign rival. So England, through die company, gradually oMaintsd full away ovra India. London Mall. Mailsto Hia (ittlrlia. latest see Tve been painting, and Ua a perfo-- t daub. And yet you said It bordered on the sub- r lime. i cut-tumr- n It struck me, old Thai the way nan. It Is Inclosed ltt one of the most magnificent frames I ever saw!" Mod- ern Society. Appropriate. Friend What do you think of that cigar I gave you? It'a a Colonel." you know. Tommy Well, hoar appropriate! There's something about this cigar that la aiiggeativa of a colonel. Ita Friend Wliats that? Tommy rank Scrap. - Jark-nc.l- Madera Greek Fire. "Marine torches are the direct descendants of the Creek fire of the though the modern torch la used for defense rather than offense and prevent the surprise of a fleet through the silent approui-- of an enemy. It consist of an aluminium cylinder used as a projectile. Ou being fired from a gum It produces no resuli until It falls into the sea. In Its lutralor it contains stores of calcium phosphide and calcium carbide. The former produces pluispbureted hydrogen ou contact with water, which lgnltra spontaneously aud also Igailea the acetylene gas liberated from the carbide through the action of the water. Enough of the chemicals la contained to last for ten hours, and n few of these torches throws to the points of tbe compass from which attack might be exported would leave the defenders la oliacurlty, while not permitting the enemy to approach. I'aawllp. Fred! Had your hair o. place where they rut your hair while wait. Jack Thats good. A baryou told A man who ha rciied iu ber's slop la usually a place wbers diltki lale a uu Illustration of the they cut some other man's hair while atory ways of Arabian trade people: wait. you A certain gepilcinuu ordered a for wiug to be erected in hia garden A witty Frenchman said. Only death the use of hi little boy. aged six. He la on excuse for not keeping a diuner waited and wulnd, but the Mwlng nev- engagement, and even then a polite er arrived. In due course of time tbut man would send the undertaker to beboy grew up to umu'a estate and apologise for him." came biiiincif the father of a iltlie hoy. ha wa six 0I4 Whan his kou years nature Teaehea laveaters, muenilier.Ml how hia own father had "We get our hints from nature," tha ordered a awing to be made for biin. I1. "Take, for Instance, the So be called ou tbe tradesman, who inrentur as lived at bis gute, and asked him to hollow pillar, which la trouper than send up the awing that had I wen order the solid one. The wheat straw showed 'Hie man ns the auiierior strength of the hollow ed twenty years Solid, the wheat straw would agreed to do so. The little boy be- pillar, be unable to support its head of grain. coming IraiwUent after tlirea week Where did man get hia idea for carhia father called again and remonriage springs? From tbe hoofs of the strated with the Arabian as to hia The ludlxnuut tradesman bone, which, like the apring derived from them, lire made from parallel replied that he could uot really undcr tuke to aerve auy oue who was In plidea. Scissors we get from the jaws of the tortoise, which are natural acls-at.rueb n fearful hurry." chisels from the squirrel, who car" ries them In hia mouth; adsea from tbe Irvlii'i Hiirfntt. blpitopotamus, whose Ivories are kdsea It danced to me once, and only once. of the letlealgn; the plane from the In a life of some faring by land aud bee's Jaws; the trip hammer from the ea 10 ride up a Kurdish gorge at early woodpecker." Chicago Journal. dawn, the sky still starry, aa tbe charcoal burners had begun their work, and Hsrtnlsi Steel. to see over all ca the smoke rose a gray Ia bright steel should not blue light as of the depths, some touch be hardening, naked to a lire or flams. exposed of deep chilled enveloping air on gorga It may with advantage be placed In n and mountain aide, aa though a sap- covered box containing bone dust or and phire bad aged aud grown gray animal charcoal In some other form, or 1 wan. Once only saw this and never another plan la to smear aoap all OVer again. When In "Faust" the curtain tiie article to lie hardened. Water or rune ou the Brocken I aatr before me oil is the medium generally selected rtbo same miracle of gray blue. "Hoar for plunging the article In to cool 1L did you," 1 asked once at supper, "who Fetroleum la recommended If extra ride abroad so iltc and wre no rarely hnrdueas la desired. Either mercury or on the luouutuln aide, hit on this, the salt water will give great hardness, but rarest of lights? "Once, aud he took tbe steel la rendered brittle. OU is tbe In a a saw "I gallery," brat medium for hardening steel if tip small plate, aud he named It, but 1 have forgotten, toughness required. "a landaenpe by 1 hirer the else of this In morn in aide a plate, mountain early nil aist. this same gray blue light. It gave me T see," lie said, "that coal baa gone the light 1 wanted for tbe Brocken."- - np agalu." i Talcott Williams In Atlantic. lias it ? she replied. j "And tbeyro raising rent," he ns-tluued. The Dlplaeiatle Un(rib A certain druggist who does not like, "Well," she exclaimed, flaring up, "If to answer night call, especially at he you wish to have our engagement brohas found by exiierlenee that ha of- ken off say so. I always hate to bava fend people who call him np at night people beat about tbe bnah In a rase by bis displeased abrupt manuer, baa of this kind." devised a scheme by which be does not have to get up and at tha same time Aaether B farmer, Stell- a- Ho yon are really going to doe not lose customer. In hia own s words he works It thia wa: marry old MlUynns. I bad no Idea 1 disconnect my bell so that it canyou were mercenary. Mauds I'm not not ring. After waiting iunin time tbe I am going to many him to reform person who waqts to get In gives It np him. Htella Reform him! I didnt as a itad Job and goes down tbe street know be bad any bad habits. Maude to the next store. Tlila tuna opena for Yea, be bas one. Ilia friends aay be la him, but la naturally very much dis- miserly. Chicago News. pleased, and, as I usually do, be show EaMaracIi. that he le disgruntled and offends tha lie (Just sccepled- l- You say you were customer. Early the next morning the customer call at my store to Inform never engaged before? She Tea. ow Is tlmt? I thought all women alme that my liell la out of order and tella me what a low opinion be has of the ways hnd three or four engagements. Well, I prranme I other druggist, whom ha consider a She (guilelessly) very Impolite man." New York Times. shall too. You see, this Is the first chance I have had. PMtfcamoaa Libel. Sat Isfael taw. A correNnidnt of the London Time "Da yon know that your attentions raises the point that, while a libel upon a dead in an may form tbe subject of a weary me? Do. they. Indeed? I was beginning criminal prosecution, yet there Is no redress whatever for a libel by the dead to feel that I had failed to make any upon the living. Thus a testator may Impression wbalevor. Cleveland Flaln so phrase bis will as to Iliad a legatee Dealer. anil injuro him to an extent far In exBcwtra so long aa yon live of Judgcess of hia legacy. The writer dies as an Illustration the following bequest ing people by appearance. La Fonfrom an ardcut teetotaler to a moderate taine. drinker: 1 give and bequeath to A. Tl. the sum of l.VI upon condition that she Pleaaaat All Araaad. Mr. Facet.iiu 'having Ids portrait signs the pledge. Such a condition inserted In a will, he Itclieve. might do p;iln!ed)d suppose yon want me to tbe lady legutee an amount of damage look pleasant? Artist Vex, and pay In advnure. for which V would he but poor comMr. Facetlua Wbafa pensation, and he submit that In caes that for? Artist Oil. so that I ran of poHthiinunix UIm-- I tbe executor look plensmit too. should lie snMwershle In dstnage to the extent of the testator's estate. Law A mans deportment la a mirror In Notes. whirl ett-- oue displays hia image. Iw Sack Harry. . " The Greet Blver, In South aa In North America nature does her work on the grand scale, and one rtf her noblest achievements la the Amazon river. Rising in the Andes, It flows across the continent and discharges Into the Atlantic ocean at tha equator. The vaatnese of the area which it drains, amounting to 2.3G8,000 s; Strange Taste la Katlag. Many strange dlalira were eaten by Dean Bnckland, the English clergyman nnd geologist. At his dinner parlies, which were attended by leaders of science and literature, tha menus were often of a timet eccentric character. On one oeeaaion pickled horse tongue waa greatly relished by the guest until they were told what they had eaten. Alligator waa Nerved np aa a ran delicacy and puppies ocralonally and mice frequently. At other times hedge-hogs- , tortoises, potted ostrich and sometimes rats, frog and analla were prepared for the delectation of favored guests. Henry Lahouchcra said that the dean swallowed tbe mummified remains of the heart of Louis X1Y. of France. The First Leseoa of Arab Bey. The very first lesaon which an Arab baby lesriut wbea be begins to talk Is to keep facta to himself. It does not sound very friendly put In that way, bnt It saves a deal of troubla. Foreign-ry- s do not understand Arabs. They ask them pointed questions and receive peculiar answer. They construe tbe answer to please themselves and coma away to tell the world that the Arab are a nation of liar. They are not a nation of lisra. Perhaps If they should tell the foreigners to mind their own affair and let them ami tholrs alone Hie foreigners wnuid understand them bet ter. Exchange. fie' Oa Hears. have a considerable value. The four fort of an ordinary ox will mffkc a pint of prat's font o'l. The the most valmhle, being thigh bone useful for cutting Into toothbrush ban-dll- '. The fo w leg (Nines are made Into collar buttons snd parasol handles. TLe water In which the hone ire boiled is winced to glue, while tbe dust which conn- - from snwlug the bone is turned Into food for ealtie nnd poultry. Ox bone 1 tillllri. What! You marry my daughter," thundered old Roxley "you, a mere clerk "No. sir, replied young Hunter, "not a clerk, but a gentleman now. 1 my Job the moment your daughter accepted me. Philadelphia Fresa. -- Bins of Growth. Before ieopii studied nature to learn the truth and when they delighted in that all sort of faiirlos It was .rings of fungous growths wore caused by the dancing of fairies, ly a entering the ground or by the work of mole. Various other equally have been given. alwurd explnnnth-t- i Now we know th.-i-t the first fuur-iphi tit growiug from a spore takes frvut the soil under and nenr It all or most of the peo'.!il fn.M Unit the plant require. Only the spore from till plant that fall Just outside the exhausted soil will find good fiingoit food, and so the clrcie of successive growth widen because only the spores outside of the ring can find foo l.- - St. thiin-derlm- lt How lerlssder ici ulhirity Take Issg. the use of b'chttid may be of Interest. Tin snuff is made Into bars after the manner of plug tobacco i i Is sold In tli.it shape to the tintlvr. nearly aM of wlumi sin- - addicted to it ue and prefer it thus pnp'irr.l. The I. elan.!' - allows 1ie nail ou t,,.e right ihumh to grow for tl.i pure and when it off Ikt niug t!ie c.tiiT w :h his nail on b:uk of h' left liiiud end app'I'-- It to liH niiu. sr.ttfir eotu-eriuti- hi x Wliesee Came Microbe. n T.e Iicji-- i nf I.-rwrit (Tr. of a long tifl. le on Ov n: the t o of n.l rnl.es tin t the A i Coctlie. Tbe S llr t mjm ml nsmss. The well known Paris tbratra Duligiiy iu hi oiie-tbln- 60 She 1 Ir, ftesflkle, so riuiu'.y cousclenlioiis. HarAtf-- man-sg- T ) . understand somebody has discovered that there' alcohol In root beer. tViiki Tc. but there's no fear of any old whisky drinker adopting It for a substitute. Philadelphia Ledger. Hick-- remi-niscenc- an enruiuner be once hnd with the elder Imtiiaa which furnishes an iHiiM ration of the novelist' wlll-m-lioiigiiy prislueeit I itinta' drama, Kean." with the rather peculiar stipulation tlial the author should receive l of the gruN receipts when tlieM eaeeeiled 3.'i0 francs and noth-lu- g at all If they fell below that figure. Duma. wLo was always bard np. came lale one evening to get hi share. Lurk la agui: t yon again," said the manager. "Yi.ii don't g"t anything tin. ' gilt. Here is I he' account." I 'Ulna glanced at It and went away. In a tew tuinue be came back and said: look over the account again and then pt.y me l.imo francs. Tiie ticket that 1 Jnt ho'ht for 3 francs bc-fthe total up to ;..um francs and 1 Too Much Fee Hfa. Why did yon resign from the Don't Worry rlnb? Easy I discovered that the way the rest of them got out rg of waa by telling ell tbeir rolt troubiw to Free Frees. F.recry wo-ryl- assb-Dct- All SeUl-t- . Mistress Going to leave, are yon? Tired of working for a living? What tire you going to do then? Maid NothThe fortune toiler tells ing. maam. me I'm going to many money. lmniia. Learning hath It Infancy, whei R almost childish: then It youth, when luxurious and Juvenile: then Its oirength of years, when solid, snd. lastly. lf old age. when dry and exhaust f Bacon. as Indetiir jek of it. Mr. "Yra; she sticks to her principles SI Mr. Crolny, who If it wive n of etiquette." eaiu i irt evening Is a self made man. Mr Hfidij Toe 'aid he couldn't havo 1!roklyn Life. made himself a little more agreeable. Aiworlltu tn " old si'iierntbion of the mediaevr.! hu'vli. whenever a cuk He rensnres Ceil who quarrels with crons lie is if.i.; to.d. 'll... ita of mtu.- - Hoiks. 11 Masonry and Cement Contractors square miles, will be evident when It Is borne In uiud that this is more than the area of Russia In Europe and It has a length of nearly 4,000 miles, 1 navigable for 2,300 miles from the sea and Is fed by numerous streams, which In any other country would be ranked as great riven. In the wet season, which lasts for about eight months, 11 width varies from five miles to 400. No Vraider the A mason lwa been called a gigantic reservoir rather than a river. niM A 1908. r cou-IJcre- d Wh -- W lu-.li- Tht-etr- a He DECIPHER MOIJXlNti. pa Plasterers Contracting Local Union No. 252 |