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Show -- IE 2 THE MORNING EXAMINER STORE OF fben all grab the strap with their left hands and seldom change, no matter how far they have to ride siantllng," said he. My wife aaya a woman likes to have her right hand free because her pocket is generally on that side d because she usually has a pocket-boo- k or parcel to take care id. If get crippled from hanging to street car straps 111 bet they're cripin the left shoulder. Just watch pled them for yourself. Nine women out of tea will awing to the ruuf by the left hand." A woman who haa been selling ready r.ade auita for ten years says that women is nearly every lopsided. There is a physical rullurist who contends that clinging to street car straps has a tendency to iicreaae the stature of Ita victims. He aaya that the proper altitude In strap hanging is to get a strap in each hand, and. if possible, try the giant awing for athletic exercise. Tills will elongate tba body sail may add an inch to the stature if persisted in. But all authorities d agree that strap swinging is deforinstory and may produce structural difficulties. It Is estimated that 6,000 women hang to street car straups by oue hand for two huura apiece every week. high, and iruaks of fallen n, ' at-e- oreau Liner leaving fur tho Orient. They passed each other in the narrow neck, anil in their wage, in the twisting sis. the canoe was caught. Tangled in the tide, thsi was run- niug strong against the wind, Uie boat espeied. They say the red man had ive water under his wampum; any-- j way, he went down to rise no more. The children piayiug on the peblited and the people on the pier at tba hotel in North Vancouver saw the and tried to signal the in-- ! coming and outgoing hosts, but in vain, aj one-hande- SHOUT NOVEMBER 35 AND grow out of tke tbaL rot. of the park lies the ciiy. sud ui the north is the narrow nw-- of the sea that rubbers round the jsiiut of land where the lighthouse stands. Hi- rectly across the inlet, perhaps a mile; wide, there ia a Homan Catholic inis-siou where lutiiaus are mai over, ih From the atony shore where stands au l;uluu 0.11V11 vat launched this day, and in this canoe with the Indian ooaimau were hla wiiu. his Ulster and his iim-- children. An Alaskan steamer was steaming in and wo-me- a (Phljlaik'Iphta inquirer.) Once two brothers lived in the southern pert of Korea. Kahl Ho, the elder, was rich, but stingy betond compari-sowhile. poor Hyuug Bn could hardly find food euough to keep his wife and children from starvation. Nevertheless, they were very happy in their .leaky straw hut. Tho swallows built their nests under the eaves and were a source of great amusement to the family; but, to their great distress, one little bird met with a serious accident, catching and breaking both legs ia one of the reed blinds. Hyung net the broken bones as well as he could and tended It carefully until the splints were removed, when it flew away Joyously, as well as ever, except that Its legs were a trllle crooked. Winter, with all its hardships, earne and went, and one day la the early spring lfyung heard a familiar note, the und saw his little friend with which it crooked legs carrying a dropped at his feet. He picked it up and saw on one side the words; Tlant me in the ground and water me well.' He' hastened to "do 'so,' and In a few days a tiny shoot sprang up anil developed rapidly luto a most luxuriant gourd vine. The blossoms soon withered and four tlay gourds appeared In their place, which grew until they reached ah enormous size. By the time of the ninth moon the were fully ripened and, lowering one carefully to the ground, the poor man began to open It, but started baok in fright and wonder. Two beaut Ifni boys, bearing treasures of inestimable value, stepped out, and, fearing that he was In a tguice, Hyung hastened to open the other gourde. everything that They contained s seem to Huuih -- SEEDS tall sprue UTAH MOXIIaY MORNING, M31)HN. I j 99 Adventures of a Man Who Might Mava Had an Opal Mine. j everything, nut 1 j will iiudeiiaki- - aayhiug. anywhere. any time. 1 know America from yards to the hub ot culture; Ausiraiasia from Kauri to Uoiiletree. the t.'onvinent taught m French, German, and other thing!1: familiar with all and lawyers' genial mucks, ilet-ds- . anil pMu to scale; way; can draw reviewer say 1 can write; thirty-nvand tough. The writer ot this highly original advertisement, which appeared in a fow days ago, j lainduu morning pai'r was interviewed by a prose representatasserted live yesterday, and word of it. that he meant Cuth-rtior- e j R4V jjjg ugtne ns Vivian ) his address as , Et. Paul's and hert, i Oood munkioui. Hamiuerssdth. illti weu dressed, with a calm demeanj ur ani) a slightly American accent, ho to have pIuiub.J the depth of I do not kuu porK-rbap- el e J I look-hipwre- Mit-ine- EVIL. TMOlGH Id world-wid- e OK DANt.TNU. Suggest ion of Pious Opponents Mure Harmful Tkau the Prat tiee. STORIES are aim out sure, Winnipeg, Nov. 10. It is a remark- of significance in the fact that "Eii" able and interesting fact that the raw Is the first name of the clergyman over young Englishman just over who has just made s New gets more jabs and jars in Canada, a part great rowJersey because the young men and of hla own U rosier Hriimn, than he maids lu his congregation sought to encounters otherwhere under the sun. stir with mild excitement the giay The native Canadian, especially the monotony of suburlian life, by organ western t'anadian. will tell you that ixlug a dancing class. To bear the the average English settler is the name of Ell says much Mth as to blank blankest, no accountesi the time when, and as to the place that ever got west of Winni- where, tbe bearer's career began. Home V There is. we experience, After a generally successful experience of business in sc vend part of i he world, h said, he had recently town swept from aiflucnoe U poverty mIiimmv in a day, "A!ut crossiug the occns." he had be-"lapsised in a home." at puddle MISSED CHANCES. he's be continued, Fortune, knocked many times at my door, and but not 1 have usually token her In always. I mice had the chance of an opal mine. During a terrible drought lu Queensland 1 was traveling over the wster-hol- e Barruo plains, and al a dried-ufound a white man silling with his hack agaiusv a fallen tree. Whan I approached him I aw that ho wanted water. But i was too late. As he lamed the first drops his head fell, and he was dead. In his pocket, 1 found about twenty pieces of rock, each containing a save pie of opal of brilliant quality.. The only scrap of writing upon him was a roughly peBcileled map. But my only thought then was to quit that land of death. Homs day perhaps I will look for iliac mine, 1 thought, when the rain comes.' as they say in the The rain did not nme for' many months, aad my affairs drew me to quarter. AN OFFER OK MAUIU ACE. On another occasion Fortune not only smiled but offered to marry me. On the mall simmer from Honolulu to San Francisco an Auaerlcan lady p peg. years have passed since .parent U la also remarkable that men from deliberately Imposed that name upon England . skilled as plasterers, tailors, their Infant sons, and for more years stone masons, carpenters or plumb- still tbe villages where it cuuld be dou er will refuse good Jobs In the have been so few ihst. their are well known to all who growing towns and rltiaa and go out Into the wheat Hekla anil try to farm. have given any study to this branch Some of the sayings and doings of uf sociology. So It comes about 1 lure Kir is these town bred homesteaders are too anybody whose name is good to be hint almost too good to peart hail ly certain to ronslder dancing be true, as tho cowboy said of his sinful, eveu though ll be conducted amid tbe most, innocent surroundings Indian wife. A youug Englishman, ploughing all and with the protection deemed sufheart oould desire; carpenters, who nowadays, by vast number of instantly erected a magnificent house, alone in bis newfound field behind a ficient while famish mgs, rolls of satin and yoke ot steers: Gee! 11 beg yr more than fairly rsapect able people. And this Eli," we notice, has declared silk, provisions, money and servants pahdon HI mean aw." ibal dancing ia hugging to music." appeared as if by magic Another English homesteader on an- It is, of course, or at least some of It Nahl Be listened Incredulously to the reports, and deotiM to see for other quarter section was Just slat l-- la, if ono chooses to look, or in capable himself. When he reached the mans- - lug home with a isw yoke of steers to of looking, at tlie matter in Just that ion which had replaced the miserable I disfigure his field. The green csule, way, but how unnorsssary la ths choice how unenviable the aUHty! Soma hoi. he found that the half had not driven by the green Briton, were wont will be of the opinion that this been told him, and he upbraided hla to wabble about when the farmer callJersey mas haa done vastly brother Jealously for not sharing the ed out: Gee, aw! Oh, go where ye bloody more la the line of suggesting thoughts treasures with him. Thus ail or approximating to evil In the Hyung oonflded to him the wonder- lalko the ole bloomin' nmeslcad's evil minds of the young Jerseyites for forful secret of the grateful little swal- got to be ploughed hauywaya. OPERA mulating this uaM phrase than would low, and sent him away, laden down could have all tbe dancing they with costly gttu. Another story.-wbin- h psrbepa should York Times. When Nahl returned home he deter- be labelled made la Csssda, reads HOUSE mined to use the secret for hla own this way : Iirobabillty few If any uf them ever beA sporty sort of EngUeb lad was fore gave a thought to the fact he advantage. He struck et every hied he saw, and, after killing a number, working for a sheep man He was a mentioned, and thereare for them It not a fact. Now they will rememmanaged to ckbeh one aJtve. Break great sprinter, and at the close of the EXTRA crea- fl rat ber it every time they dance, and on volunteered the ranch leg its legs be carried the poor fed day an element of will it tp round that put ture home, set.the bones and really for the ths up aheap night. until H, was abfeYo fly away. The long northern twilight dwindled danger In what before was an agreeWinter cams 'end went, end with until the day was dying in the. dis- able form of physical exercise, and swallow tant welt, when, panting and perspir- absolutely nothing else. And the name the spring tltei ' does not broggbb a aea&uaddffdropped U at the ing, the yogng Englishman came in of EH much as It explains, quite explain why a man of this day feet of KSblBo. for a pup of tee. He pleated, it immediately end H I got the sheem and four lambs should say that dancing is hugging far floarteted as Ms brothers bad does, In ell eight he waphwnedto the ranch-man- to music." Many Ells have so nara of InfinenaM the down lived but oven more luxuriantly, sad at hut the lambs are a hit frisk. but twelve eteraowa. gourde were ripe, I'll get the belauce of them after tea' row and gloomy youth that they roeldb and would refrain from a rharaclerisa-Uqto a open and IMhrtunt for carpenter The ranchman strolled out to bo full of indelicate suggeative-Th- o THE MUH1CAL TOM FOOLER Y- -t them. for himself. He found the flock in the Jersey Eli.' however, Is When the flrsUehrll fell apart out eorrap all right, along whh. four Jack o sure sure 1m Is Jampad a troops Of nope dancers, who rabbits, and half a dozen other big desperately risked the right existence very that he hag whirled around and tang, and would bunnies resting outside. of his church on the maintenance of not lease the plane anti! paid most' GIHI who dano. From 1 stumbled uouim young fellow out hlx ban against allthe dam-taliberally to talte thetr departure cose-paa-y will go reports The gaenad pound eoataieed a et Qfluert Plains Ufk other day. Ha if It goes on at of BtablhkHT frrtooto begging for ball homesteaded tbereWhen only IS. oa, aad the church, their temple, sad, fearWf that the; Ilfedroppait (ha, slough to go to war, all will do it in twot bitterly hostile (mgmentk. It's a pity a great pity-a- na wopdspywUils twesawa, Nahl paid and when pesos came to 8 sp much worse than useless! Mined to ead Which lastee. hdfcmetaadf again he to returned his too, them, Ne wYork limes. WITH HILDA THOMAS. tn the aeacdh f fir wealth, ) clear to him tills year, Ntow be ban Mfl acres of land, worth but without bettor reartlta. and a metropolitan cast of Forty Peo. Moarnereeeryfog an were cash. His corpse, danaing from 10 to Mammy, yon don't seam to like headed by HAM UYUE, girls, Jastem, acrobat yanten, ruaaara, wheat this year averaged 25 bushels, Ephraim aa well aa you do Ue rest of ple, fortune toilers aad others, all de- but hla neighbors, both Yankees, got the children. 1 never No, maam, Popular Prices: 76c, S0u, 25a. manding tha most sa&ravagunt pay. fol- an average of 44 bnahtde of wheal ea could bear dat child. I 'sped it's kaae Order your seats by Phone, Seat 177 scree. lowed each: other la rapid eureesatoi One farmer, on Portage he's too light a color and shows dirt ft Plains, pretends to have threshed 54 o Before long ell of Nubfe money Commercial sale open Sunday, 9 a. m. easy. Cincinnati uahela to the sere, bit 1 hews been Trlbsne. disappeared ia paying these last tent unable to verify that story. folk. There wee hat one gourd remaining A sutber English mna who has made . and this they hoped to use for BBSS? soup, for they wore now reduced to good ap English gwuttoman he would bemoment be aa celled But where tho sMta. they dietlngalsh great opj ealag was made the gourd exploded tween a man and a gupUemaa -- sits same table wKh me. Hla yean Meally, while s bluet, of wind swept at the over the premfoM, lending tho build-it- n ago flnqr ware seRiiig farm lamia not This wtvltfi took lire ta their full und fur from Winnipeg for taxes. burned to the ground. gent toman noticed eighty acres, adThus was Nahl Bo reduced to tho joining some Mad,, he owned, adverbid it fn $4.40 most abject poverty, and be coo id only tised for sate and-h- e subsist oa the charity of hie kind end fur the eighty. Two years and a half the owner generous brother. The marvelous seed which had given wealth and prosper- had to redeem hla lead by paying the ity to Hyung had brought Nahl mere taxes and 10 pef cent, bat the land ly the reward uf hla evil end cruel lord never cam fo claim hie own. and due rtmrse the onterprMng Englishdeeds. man got a title to ths eighty acres He chows the deed tognther with the FRANK BACON IN THE RURAL CLA8SIC history uf tho lsnil. He holds ths land stfil. but onaid hare suld it fof $6.40 XS acre many a time. Kaconraaedi by tbU, he bid ia 505 toten lots tn and, shout Winnipeg. Hie total cat-- rattay on these lots was Otftt lstlsnre in five years, with noth lag to 1mm but the loth. K HEART STORY WRITTEN IN AND AROUND THE LAND BY He haa enhl PIO ter over $204 THE SUNDOWN SEA. et that figure when be Nicetyrotne out ofrevery 100 women lid, and ewqa wm in unloads he' bave cash reserved age lopsided. There are only thru sources from $01,500. POPULAR PRICES; 76c, 60c 25c, Seats now on sals. bftyw of vhie earth are very which yoacan get an honest Statsmeat Itomn) fka thereof like nektons except Japof fact oa this hapoeunt point; those origins of frank ead maybe helpful ut First boy. . tho okvdov teranoBS ass the dootor, the firessAiafr soMy. sobbing srrew u a and tbe newsipaper. cr faonCtof. coming arossd tho comer: 'What aiade you lopsided! Who hli you?" 'Hullow. Jhnmto! A New Yack doctor soys that hang "Nudder boy. tng to street ear straps day after day, Blgieer nar me? if for but twuety Mlnmes, win produce Third ..WE.... bay, ronfing up with Ms sp curvature of tbe spiae, hump shoulders over Ui freckled fare: and static distortion." I)o joti aver- piUJed down Now, what Hay, I hit Tm. Se? age 125 mlnutus a week strap hanging? yonse CUBE it? do to about, going euro in be are If so, you may "bad you him up: NothHssoud siring buy CATARRH ead all csrsble Iitmw shape," or yon will become pennsnem-lin'. serves Tm right kit Tm Bg'ta." t h rae,ew. mm. tkrMt Iwsto. aton- deformed. were playing in the j children Sums Dr. Nlaa H. Gould of Chicago, usys kUto 11 nark in Vancouver. Tlu park cbresM. Mens sad print. SiMMe chtWren develop public that many school - of land ou a narrow bMh ef a Is simply and traMmis. ihtun et cbildna. 4 prowl curvwtirt-- e by the habit of sitbit of 1 ypiral Faeifir roast penlnaula.-Ixiw oa oue foot. V Treatmeait desks often Cn:. ting rltr I forest, with walks ami drives, monk- fur m.)rniiieBi li.l if rwm prompt children to rate themselves cys and bald saglas, running rivulet j snt ralL (wNHiHslIns trra. by slipping one foot under them. A with miniature lake, where puke and twisted spine results, and a majority pcek-e-bowith rightpelican play Spesia! Offer in Private Dissises of school children, especially girls, soars, aad where sea liqus are corral- - : UaerosisM. at sk have qrooked columns of vertebrae. of wild led and all sorts safer strange ,?r V '''m M "Swinging to a street car strap.1 fowl are and screened In from j uV1. Hu xor r ' vi.l i) ?av tsTuTks nSMlViT: ""ra weSJ2fiSS bald Dr, Gould, may vastly be tbe the world. raged TOl' WIH To Voi cause and a of Mil . origin curvature, especA peculiar feature of ially with women of short stature. As flirlmrs and density of tbe forest tn, for me, for instance, I am so small to which you walk the muineni that 1 have to tiptoe before 1 ran leave the trail. You might pass a per-,,i w aiam w. yqsci ana rsi f Ui a catch hold of a street rar strap. Small ron a rod away and he would not be SI. m rt.iw.7,i paitcat , VklT rrr.vt,. of qg women may ead, I dare say, do rcaiain able to see yon. nor hear tela.d JVtTTB yoq, hecaupe A 111. almost suspended by one hand, and if of the density of the of the growth rsar w, r,r, LlfiVl' the practice should be continued regii-lsrt- y soft, apringy moea with which ilia 1 believe thev la ! Iihm and r Ihmg X VX JS5 debecome earth Is carpeted like the vallr-- (f the might formed." Klondike. A conductor Native pine and cttlar tre.says most women are tower HRS. SHORES & SHORES. Emrt WiAinetM aw,, 1 have noticed that a hundredf wy Owirn. liVak. huvlreJ,. 4t.l cs bsck-block- ed w GRAND u A Sunday- and Monday - i he city Sott I suppose make wrer re m"wilMJ my share of the or da work U for ail i. . Tribune. I in rn'ilcsslv Mu roa. hmg waves l.cfce the crowding becomes t here l a worse: and if. in the slow process of time, all th houses '.k r.H , il o' a l i class, cam out to ) quartrs than those-tha- t find w The only sausfao zd br-uirjr vent is that furnistoxi by iliesp W wurV 1 I; 1 Tk Otlurr Inquiring ltore-A- uj down uic same way jou Handbag? Kdlo.mist-x- Ul come dowa feet first. rapid trausit. Father Henry, don't you think it is time for you to be doing your share of the world's work? 01 it, 1 SZ J !. COST MARK SALE"- - Mijrch v Of a, 1st ) s WIU be remsuibsred by ths thousands ef buyers who bought during that ta Wo wfll ghro smother Coat Mark n awsrythtog in atock and wMI A Fall Goods arris lag dun Ing SatSb Cotton I of I than goods are Included. No artisle hi our largo stack will bo nasarvad. Tho uvannar In which New Mareh-andia- a win bo aacrlflead will ba food tor loa careful buywsa. Doaiastle suitings i and all Goods bought sine bap ia prion .The Terms of Sale Are Positively SUBWAY AND THE 8LUM. I Bourn Transcript .) Tim Nsw York subway's sociological effect, using the term In that commoner scan which restricts tis reference to the lower grads of society, I one of the must interesting problems raised hy the mad's operettas. It should be the mast Important consideration; but because other, more Immediate, results have linn permitted to thrust themselves Into view, the toad aa now opened was not planned on a scale great eunugh to secure then effects in full BOTTLED HEALTH force. The proposed extensions, how-eve- n will Increase the sociological usefulness aad even now the rsaults will be more than at first thought appears. The wonder, and the pity, la that public attention ia so little directed to this moet significant phase of the subway. Social problems dk; to a very large degree problems of environment. If to any great extent the subway leseaned tbe rigors of the slum. If through Us means any considerable number of sleeping moms have more sunshine and fresh air, and thousands of children have better places than crowded street In whirh to play, many other ends than merely those of the people's comfort must be served ends of health, morality, sdmaihm and political purity. Improved lioudng condition In the existing tenement districts ran do something, but not a great daak The area Is limited and, crowded as it Is, the trade, Indus ry and wealth of 13 and 14, Nov , singlcd me out lor her special favor. Bhe owned streets in San Francisco by the mile, and wore diamonds bv the I yard. On Issuing she invited me to dinner at the Falace Hotel. She did not upare my are a rery green young man, bu said. The people of this country will skin you alive before you know you are euugki. You have not even the sens? to know a soft thing when you see it. What you want is a steady hums aad some one who win keep you out of nonsense until you are oldegj Now, 1 am going to make a settlement on you, and well Just get married and fix it all up right heie! in the dead of night I marched I went to Mormon out and thru 1 worked on a quan crushing Zigzagging plant in Colorado. acres the stales, 1 arrived in Boston, uud devoted myself to the stock market. Here 1 was steadily successful, and amassed sufficient to think ouce mure of Europe. BUYING AUSTRALIAN LAND. My most successful business opwa-tiuowere transactions In land la the suburbs of Australian elide. On oue occasion, while in England, in response to a cablegram from Australia informing me uf a legal hitch respecting the ownership of some lands in which I was Imeresled, 1 set out on the moin which I Stood ment in the dress-sui- t to catch the boat fur Austialia at Brindisi.' Questioned as to the amount uf mou ry be has made, he said: "I went to Australia without a penny and came away with 2,(hi0 pounds, seven or eight year back in England hen set 'to work and made 1.2UU. In made about 1,600 pounds. Urn not broken now, but 1 want something to do. Undoa Express. i - i I 14, 1904. rss e 3 Nature's delicious sparkling Nectar. It creates that exalted fading perfect health by cleansing the system of all impurities. ( At Firet daes Bare, Cafes, Clubs and Drug Stores. FRED. J. KIESEL EL ' CO., niatrHvvitnre 1 - Tl S3 CL WW. sssstah . theSbility THE SHOW nt Is that yon may die at any time The Certainty Is That You Mast Die Some Time. 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