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Show MORXIXa EXAMINES, OGDEN. TTAII, TUESDAY MORNlvn, who has not some instinct of the flirt in her is not wholly feminine. There are some women who flirt with their husband to their dying day. Such a enhagen and Aalborg. The news would flirt keen up the romance of life and hare been in Europe by June lSih. El- keeps the fire warm on the hearthect ly one week latter the boat sailed. stone of love. A girl who van say In the meantime Mrs. Sorensen wouiu pretty, flattering things, who ran make have had ample time to get her ticket, half a dozen men enjoy themselves at pack her goods and be on board in time the same time, has ten matrimonial offers to one that some leas clever, but to aall, which It is believed she did. more beautiful woman can claim, it is JUST THE KIND OF A GIRL THAT A better to know how to hand a vup of tea with a smile, how to turn aside an MAN WILL MARRY. awkward remark at the right moment, In a mans mind there are two codes how to relieve an unpleasant situation of manners the kind ha encourages without au instant's hesitation, how to in a woman and tha kind he admires enter a room gracefully and leave it In a woman; the kind for hia slater and without awkwardness, than to have all wisdom of the Ptolemies, If you are tha kind for the other fellows sister. thewoman. Sines a girl's manners, Uke her frocks, a Every modern girl wears a pose aa are invariably chpeen to please a man, she would wear a color, her a use she it la just as well for her to get on the ronddera it becoming. If she only and opposite aide of the looking-glas- s would remember thsr it is not pose, masculine from the herself observe to view-poiIt la very difficult to have but poise,butthat a man admires; not manner, manners, not prudishness, to believe that the anriling, courteous but prettiness; not style, but sweetness, man who ia persuading you take a puff would in nine cases out of ten be at his cigarette la, down in his heart, shoe much more lovely and lovable. very he what not for doing you admiring Just asks. And, on the other hand, you are It ia so easy to remember thatmascuthese sum four tha up qualities when of painful surprise given a shock line idea of femiuiue manners gentleyour brother suddenly marries the girl ness, butter-colorecordiality, coquettishd hair and the ness. modesty, with the The first Is natural to most Wopink chin, who does all the things he men, tha second is a virtue, the third declares are outrageous and which he be cultlvaed and ilia fourth la as would have annihilated you for doing. may You are bewildered. There is no the breadth of life to all true women. one man ad"what rule! you sigh; W'ALTHOUK AS A MESSENGER. mires another condemns; and the same man never likes the same thing In two r, Gua Casle, who handled Bobble different girls! he the when rider, Aa a matter of fact, the masculine was starring in the racing game, is taste Is manners la as dmple as a In town, says the lzniisville Herald. child's taste in sugar plums and aa "Walt tour waa a messenger boy for or are three Thera Just unchangeable. four rules by which they are guaged, a popular cigar dealer in Atlanta, Castle, "it Is pretty safe to say and If the modern girls breaks these said never were packages delivered as rules it la because she is too strenuous that as Bobbie did boxes of cigars in her efforts to be fascinating, and quickly on the wheel he used In his messenthereby miases the point She is so ger service. I remember a friend of full of pose that she has lost her re- mine who lived out on Peachtree pose; and she ia so concerned with ac- street, near the Cotton States Exposiforshe "manner that quite quiring tion grounds, telephoned the cigar gets her manners. up a box of cigars by on earth a man store to send Yet there is nothing messenger as quickly as possible a lays so much stress upon aa the manSilners of the woman he likes. He can little stag waa being held. Harry verman, the cigar man, wrapped up the willfor more woman a readily forgive Ho cigars and turned them ovfr to Bobfully treading on hia dignity. ble. about car "good doesnt anything Here, lad, he raid. Take these does he but (ormM and "good style, out to and be as quick aa can everything about good, you can about it. They are needed at manners. once. Tha first thing he demands of femin"Bobbie put the box of cigars under ine manners la that they be feminine. hia arm, Jumped on hia wheel and struts and swaggers who Arabella, was off like a shot. He darted tohideous a gray in about, coraetleas, good sweater and braga of her muscle, may warde the exposition grounds, aturned and people have a hallucination that biceps and a to look distance, Mm along. Seven h waist, athletic prowess or eight atminutes sprint later the telephone and boldness are attractive, but her friend waa calling brother haa no such hallucination. A rangtheagain. My man hates a poor Imitation of himself. up Yourcigar store. has arrived with messenger Somehow the girl who seems to be able he said. He didn't waste the cigars, occasions on all care of herself to take dime novels on the time any reading that nerves. feet Tha very gets on hia In the deuce did he get How way. and aha picks np her things for herself out here so quickly? beats him at golf takes away that "Such rides aa these were enough he that sense of protection gratifying to convince a lot of us that the meslikes to feel toward a pretty woman. If boy waa wasting hia time can aha calls him "old fellow and speaks senger messages for $3 a week when rying a as resents It, to he him brusquely s ridhe had the making of a been cat does whose fur has suddenly er in him, and you know how he brushed tha wrong way. became champion It Isnt so much what the masculine finally rider of the world." she does which In as does the way girl It; her nngantleneaa offends him. A FIRST IMPORTED BENZINE. pretty woman might commit, highway robbery and any masculine Jury would benThe first of acquit her If die had done it gently zine ever shipment Into foreign the United Imported and in a trailing skirt and a picture at Marcus hook on Sunhat He may stand by In awe and ad- Stateson arrived the British steamship Mexican miration of Arabellas golf strobe as day The cargo aha swings her club through the air Prince, from Rotterdam. Ilka a modern Amazon, but it la the consisted of C00.0U0 gallons of the Sumatra in bulk, consigned to game, not tha girl, that he la admiring. the Unitedproduct Petroleum Company, an InThere la nobody A so much enjoys concern and competitor of spending an evening with aa hia friend, dependent Oil Company. The ben-sin- e the "Jolly good fellow, who Joins him the Standard waa refined in Sumatra and disin his cigarette while she listens to hia tilled in Rotterdam, where it was stories, but he would pick up hia bat the Mexican Prince. and run If ah should suddenly suggest pumped on boardwhich was sold prior The benzine, When with her. life hia that ha spend la pure white vessel's to the arrival, y walk he ie going for a The entire oil trade la he may pick out the girl with the and odorless.interested over the shipvery much strong back and the strong voice and ment, and it is likely that an attempt the ability to take care of herself; who to have a duly put on the thinks no more of leaping a fence than will be made which will be prohibitive. she does of riding astride, But when het product Customs officials are in a quandary gets ready for a walk to the Hymeneal aa to what duty to exact on the who In lace, altar It la the fluffy girl ' decided to impose n have but of understands the art leaning gently countervailing duty of less than one-hal- f upon a- masculine arm, whom he ask a gallon, equal to the duty to accompany him. In a word, while whicheent Holland Imposes on a like proand aggresboldness and brusqueneas duct from the United States. Othersiveness of manner are no longer con- wise it would, be free of duty New sidered Crimea, they are Just aa offenYork Herald. in were aa taste macullne they sive to the days of wiga and powder. In a woSPENCER AND BEECHER. manners A man likes gentle man. a gentle voice, gentle speech and The recent death of the English gentle actions. He needs smoothing and soothing. Just ns a cat doe. He philloBopher. Herbert Spencer, recalls can not he bluffed half aa easily as he the only visit he ever made to America, a brief Journey in 1882. On that caa he wheedled, and It la the girl who often est wheedles occasion a banquet waa given in New York In hia honor. Henry Ward him into felling In love with her. r Loudness la the second crime In the Beecher waa' one of the masculine category, of feminine sins. A speaker. T am aaked . said Beecher, "how 1 man will never pardon a woman for atwhole reconcile of the Spencer with theology. 1 attention the tracting street by her wnlk. or entertaining don't. "A man who has a everybody In the hotel dining room by he does or a talking at the tiptop of her voice. ad- deacon watching everj ing lawyer "not a fat one The girl whose street manners he mires ia the one whom he never sees, (looking at Mr. Bristow), "hut a long one (looking at Mr. unless aha ia pointed out to him. It la lean, lank cant-afforto talk Spebrixm tha quiet little thing who stands way back in the corner of the car who al- from the pulpit. "It ia to be borne in mind that when ways finds some man to give her a team of fractious a man la driving SMt The girl who holds np her skirts to horses that are Just ail be can manage show a bewildering length of French any how, be ia not in a state of mind heel and openwork stockings, who con- to discuss questions with his wife venes for the benefit of everybody by hia aide who is undertaking to Abound and who gives glance for bring up delicate domestic matters. It had been amid that Mr. Spencer glance ns she shoves her way through tha crowd 1 tha one whom every man had no sense pf humor, but he Joined heartily In the emrriment which Mr. la glad ia the other mans wife. The prude, on the other hand, la one Beechers speech provoked. Youths of the moat distasteful bits of femin- Companion. inity that a man can run up against THE GRIZZILY OF OLD DAYS. She who goes about with a chip on her shoulder, looking for opportunities to In the old days, before the deadly snub a man, caa always find them. A man like quiet dignity, but he hates magazine rifle was invented, hunting run wIU He the grizzly .was a very different afassumed haughtiness. miles from the girl who deliberately fair, and no animal on the American carries mental lorgnette, looks at him continent was more dreaded, his fiercealways as if he were some queer sped ness and vital force when wounded men up for examination. The young filling the most reckless of hunters woman who glories In turning a man with a wholesome dread.' It was not down may fancy she has made a deep at all unusual for-grizzly with a and subtle Impression on him, when In bullet through his heart to pursue and a deep tear to pieces the hunter whose king reality she haa only made muzzle-loadin- g rifle, wound In his vanity. The reallymod-e- st to with its tin round lead bullet, was young woman will never need "turn a man down, for she will never altogether inadequate for such a contest It is a strange thing, too. that find it necessary to snub him. A girt can afford to be as Jolly and a while the grizzly bear ia an omnivoria one ous feeder, living on anything from genial as ahe like. If there girl, roots and nuts to steer and buffalo thing a man loves It la a cordial welmeat he has never been known to deone who makes him feel always I as vour human flesh Bt Nicholas. come in her house, whoee smile radiant and aa genial aa the sunlight. who le "CLEVELAND AND JEFFERSON. By this 1 do not mean the girl too cordial, who gushes over the man Buzzards. Bay. Mass., JJuly 4. and makes him feel that he la favoring her by bestowing upon her hia company Grover Cleveland spent the day on a fishing trip dowt the hay with Joieph but the one who dispenses Jefferson. graffioarty. ffhfle the nekes ft distinctare ljsr favor. ly nfideisfood that THE COQUETTE. The Erin RailrcdJ compgny has deThe cided to equip its system with hosA lmort all men likes coquette. pital cars. wKh doctor and nurses in girl who ran not nee her eyes, manipus late her faa and make a smile mean charge, the cars to be kept on whole chapters is. indeed, sadly lacking ready at all times to lie hurried in the average mas's eyes. The woman to the teen of an accident. According to the custom Ticket Agent Keyes here wired to the aeni of line in the Scandinavian-America- n New York, who in turn tabled to Cop- FOURTH OF JULY SAM LAKE'S VICTIMS. district of tbe city came moraine of all night sea-othe part of Juvenile patriots with thunder producing of torture and cana of gun-S- r The casualty list up to noon remarhably light, but indi-S- a are that ere night falls the Jn every , n be knuckle of gerria and fragments who thought that the fuse atmosphere will with patriotism, fjiwted SSI ,$fky ur-hie- ed accidents have been to powder burns, invariably 1UTodMe0,,ihe confined r the face. are Among the victims reported of Sam The hopeful son and heir Balt Lake Spencer, foreman of the works, 266 Canyon road. gritting of Heber D. Mitchell, a tinner, 641 south Ninth East. Fourteen-yearolhoy' of J. H. Keaty, m Vine street. Powder burn. William Johnson, eye badly injured, Kvere face burns. Christian Nelson, hit in leg by piece BTOTngaon d of metal. Child of Walter C. Orem, 8C3 Second South, eyes injured. east Wal-thou- PATRIOTIC" DESTRUCTION. long-disiauc- e Some time Saturday night, unknown youths who were ventilating their patriotism in a wild and reckless manner, fired a shot through one of the great show panes in front of s dry goods store. The bullet made a cleavage from top to bottom, necessitating a constant watch heedless passer-b- y push ist some down In against the glsBB and bring it a broken shower on his head. The 1,800 window weighs aa it stands sounds, and is valued at 600 all of which is destroyed for "patriotism. The glass la insured in a local company and will be replaced as soon as Kelih-OBrien- kpsne of that sine can be shipped in. It waa necesaary this morning, to place dry goods boxes in front of the window to prevent further disaster. BLEW UP MAIL BOX. The polce and the United 8tatea marshal are after the young fellow who dropped a lighted cannon cracker into the letter box at First West and Smith Temple street yesterday after mxm. The cracker shattered the box, . and the perpetrator of the outrage es-- raped before he could be apprehended. A number of people were standing around then and wttnaeed the perf- ormance. IISHOP SHEETS DIES AT R EXBURG a clear sky yesterday morning that Elijah Funk Sheets, a piom eer and the oldest bishop of the MorUke a thunderbolt from came the intelligence had died suddenly at Rex-burIda, presumably of paralyala. Saturday morning Bishop Sheets left Salt Lake for a trip to the Teton basin. Despite the fact that he was 3 years of age, he appeared to ho hale and hearty, and the newa of hia death cams u a most and surprise to hia relatives and many friends here. According to the dispatch, death occurred about 6:30 oclock yesterday morning without any preceding Illness. The deceased was very well known In this city, having resided for many years at 1810 South Fifth East street. He waa born March 23, 1821, in Charlestown, Chester county, Pennsylvania. where hia early boyhood was passed. At the age of 6 years i he waa left an orphan. For about two years he lived with hia grandparents, whan he found a home in the family of the late Edward Hunter, then a wealthy former In Chester county. Here ha lived until 1C years old. His school opportunities for attending were very limited, and his education was neglected. He was naturally of, a mechanical turn of mind, and at the age of 17 apprenticed himself to a blacksmith to learn the trade. In 1840 ha became converted to and was baptized Into the clinrrh. The following year he emito grated Neuvoo, I1L, and in 1842 was made an elder. Between the years 1843 and 1846 he did missionary work in Pennsylvania and in Great Britain. He waa married January 16, 1846, to Mis Margaret Hutchinson of Radnorshire, England. Boon after hia return to Nauvoo he started out with the first pioneer band for the west. He spent the winter of 1846-4- 7 at Winter Quarters, where his wire took sick and died. Hia only child died a few weeks later. April 9, 1847. he married Susannah Muaaer, fend two months later resumed the westward Journey. He waa a captain v ten in Perregrino Sessions company rf fitly, which arrived In Salt Lake mon church, g, Mor-monls- ra September 22, 1847. 60s Elijah Sheets Along in the as elected toearly the city council and held office for twelve years. In 1868 fie went to Provo on a mission, and for time was a member of the city ecnncil of that place. In 1870 he was appointed assessor and collector of 1 tab county. For forty-eigh- t years he presided aa bishop over the Eighth ward in (hia city. He leaves 21 children, 11 ions and io daughter, 66 grandchildren and 3 Funeral services over the remains be deceased will be held at the Assembly hall Wednesday afternoon at oclock. The remains be view-- may at the family residence on from 10 a. m. to 12 m. DID SALT LAKER'S FAMILY DOWN TO DEATH. P- - Wed-fida- y GO D. Sorensen. 643 south Fourth an Mxloua'man today. There !ht possibility that hia wife and wiidren did not go down In the lllfoted nlh steamer Norge, which left jjfiagen June 22 to founder in 'Orth Atlantic a few days ago with on hoard. The possibility is n e however, for it Is believed it doubt that Mr. Sorensen and ix 1. "a were on the The story of boat the manner in which to start for Utah was told of the morning Sorensen came into j... offlp heT d bo,M I!? of the Oi tickets as Thfirs eras aothlng unusual People do such things ev caae waa different tL ,tory wlatd by Ser- n.!.' compMK-n.- : the ial ter fltrf- - tt !'' i,,., . Via, bad uen aflWwlMIy H haS aenae on nt!iT t0 Wit when ,,Bd Aa th Is waa Ahead h. money in the be the ticket Office gnd bought 1hat wo,!ld bvln hi fm!ly l,,,g. Denmark, to Sa she. ed two-mil- thirty-two-inc- flrat-claR- long-distanc- e crose-countr- ben-sin- gentle-manner- ed after-dinne- bald-heade- d Ev-art- ' single-barrele- d to hwi tty rirte-iiark- e, Tfcias Japas Ia a bock on J.iN'i re cius the thin,: bi:re not. They h:;-- . - !(. g!a,i,.n llj jt trouser w . i.. l t,.T t : n-- . wvnr insliui! wue nos of over iti r li tl.o klwo- - ;r ,,,r (.r . haie no vrludoes. n wcjK- no or lings, no tbom ; even ! washing m.i i only a lot f '.ha,p.ii otic on top of another, li ii.- they have no range, no poi q., juins, uo flour bins, no flour, i k inn tattle. But. then, they l.a n., table or chair in the draw!- - i r mm. and in the peal i.a.ve house li.-- I'tuMing room i oiijy a lot . tth laa their uaiis taken don a mere ia no '.l-! res at a uhy you i.i.d anything In a J.psnese hoiiMiuhis and i n stove for Han- ing jour finthe tear- anl eonunittlng gers suicide. Japan is t : , lt.rl-tr,Vs and I Ii.iii trees, la i i;pl without fruit, lie cberrii-- are i.,m1 for the bloaaci, and tbe j.lwi s for banging poems m. - 1 - clia-v,-- - 1 - ns Mrs Ailmala I. Water. The sa.iual haa tso ad untage in any way in water over iruii, and yet the men druwna, while the animal swims. The dii;, the bora-- , the io w and even the cat all take to the water and are able to walk as they do when out of water. 1 brow s di-- into tlir stream, and st oner he brg os to walk just aa be does ou dry laud. Why should s men, woman or child act differently under like riivunistabcr? It ssctiis strange tliat people have to be told in do what die animals do instinctively and Instantly. Man's Ignorance of u simple a thing us treading water is It is without reason or excuse. There Is a isipular notion flour that in some ay the dog and other animals have - advantage over man in water. Nui..iag could bo further from the truth. The advantage lies with msu, who la provided with s psdille formed hand sml knows enough to float when tired, something the sul-nrarely or never does. sl Aoelcwt Spirts Ama tha Hebrew. Pigeon as letter rarriers, tradition tells us,- were employed at the time when Joshua Invaded Palestine as mediums of communication between and camps In lands fur off on the other side of tbe Jordan. At the time of the Talmud they were nurd lu amusing game. The Talmud tells us that betting was indulged in at tbe pi geon play. Tbe owner of the pigeon which reached find the point designated was the winner. Another play connected with betting was the knbya. Kubya meaus a small pot (Arabic kubelu, small glass). The knbys was s little pot wherein dice were shaken and thrown upon the table. The dice were numbered as our modern ones are. Against these two games the Talmud was in arms, and their players were not allowed to appear as witnesses before tbe bar. - bead-quarte- Mnbu aid tha Coir Htrraak. It le curious to note in the history f the gulf stream how great It influ- ence has been on the fortunes of the new world. Before the discovery of America strange woods and fruits were frequently found on the shores of Europe and off lying islands. Borne of these were seen and examined by Columbus, and to bis thoughtful mind they were confirming evidence of the fact that strange lauds were not far to the westward. These woods were carried by the gulf strenm and by the prevailing winds from the American continent, so that In part the gulf stream ia responsible for the dbwovery of the new workl. liuln. Wnhlss (ha Engl ml is always glad to get another citizen, but sometimes she goes bout it in s strange manner, according to the Springfield Republican. .A Bailor deserted from s Russian battleship and Joined an English crew on s faraway Island. He told them that be was' tired of the rale of tbe rear and wanted to become an English clti-seThey were st a loss how to him, but finally each one threw bucket of water on him and so washed off the Russian. Off n. nst-nrall- se A Tart Retort. In arguing a case in an English court the late Frederic Rene Coudert, whose took evasion to wit was raplcr-llke- , deprecate the legal learning of Lord Chancellor Fitsgibbon, whom his' opponent was quoting. The trial Judge took timid exception to this. "I have read his opinions, be said, "and I have often wished I knew as much law as be did. "I wish you did! retorted Coudert 190 f. Impearhmrata. In j:.pani,., lva,t louts uni I"- -. no . fo- - i:.- - men. no m-!- i. This sounds JULY 17.'7 Senator William Blount of j A Team-,- - to have toad- S will in which lu- - esliiirinl his be.rs as neiirly us inmucI le t to appr-iucl(Vustiiiifiiuple siui Town ril India, Pur tbe autlieiil icily of this document bus been dirpu'ci, and it Is MrcHd'y ported to liu' Iss-i- forced Inti- - in t !.e eighteenth century lv Anyust howKotzebue, i't the gotiuiii-i'eaever. of lilt laxt will still testament uo tu.in-nc- r of Nahii-.i- ii 1. then- t:iu of doubt, cue of its clauses was as vindictive as the tosiaiucmary injunction of Queen Aurlriyilda to her husband to have her two doctors killed snd buried with her. The exile of iAtiigwoud alMoliitely bequeathed lo.'Xkt franca to a fellow ralkd I'antillon. who hud been tried In lnris for an artempt to murder the Duke of Wei liny ion. The man was still surviving In when III. come lo the throne, snd i'antillon waa duly paid his legacy. tbe iute after - by tbe bouse. On May (h 1V!. Judge West II. Humphrey of the federal conn of Ti'irjrsftf-- was removed for treason. In iSiiS Andrew Johnson, president of the I'ni'ed Plate, wra !n:ieiii'Jiiil for high crimes and misdemeanor and si quMied. lu March, ls7t, the former secretary of war, leneral W. W. Belknap, was imprucli-efor bribery in making apjKiiut-mentHe wns acquitted ou Ang. 1, 1870. Hi. wn (he laid impeachment. n; d s. Tbs Faaar art (hr HBlterSz. 8 he waa s pansy. There she stood in ike great of Japan, coquettish-l- remarked no-Jac- "Just to pass sway tbe time, sug- gested Tomdik. "But the reason he was refused was that he had already passed sway too much time. Detroit Free Tress. Rather Deeply. "Does young Bqulgglcs go much into society 7 "Net now. But he did when be first came here. He git into it shout 12,700, thanks to his pleasing manners and hia power of touch. Chicago Tribune. Payiac r it. "Before I waa married. said the confirmed pessimist 1 spent my money on candy, and as tbe silt I now have to sprnj It on my .fe's dentist bills. Portland Oregoniitn. Nothing Is politically right which H morally wrong. OToimeU. Iaea(ea til effective. "Three new families have moved Into the neighborhood. she ssid. "and I want to find out who they are, but it would be bracetb my dirnliy to go chasing stent the neighteriiond. I'll Just tarite Mrs. Gossip to dinner. Chicago Post Woman U Growing Old. s woman gets so she doesn't care about iLe size of her feet ond MThe VThen turns- her attention entin-iset It down sold, ynu is creeping ieton thi t leivlnn Pals la 'Misery. fanning herself with a leaf. And ha Two rot liUHMi side by side in the was a buiierdy, a handsome fellow. Emergency luwpital. Ou one was the Daily he flew to her lo embrace her form of n msu. a grout big, siroug slender form and to klaa the tears away looking fellow. On the other waa the the night had left upon her brow. Wah figure of a boy, a little fellow tail mors Hu, the gardener, one day espied the tliuft ten jenr of age. The lend of IxHUtiful flower, and soon the psusy each wns wnt luM in bandages, and found hers If installed amid thn most while I lie man bore hi suffering in si- luxurious Mirrouniilugs in the dressing lence the liny cried and inosued and room of the geisha. There she rested Stibbod. lu the vustly rloitaouiie vase. And ahe Whats the matter, sonny F asked longed for her mother, the earth, and her father, the great sun. and her tor-ithe mau us tbe boy cried aloud. the butterfly. No name tears "I fell nff a roof, was the answer her eye, llsr soul left her, she the lud returned between his sob. "Hurrah for you! returned the man.' pined away, and one day she died. And 'I fell down s ships hatch, lift's the butterfly who missed ber well, he found another pansy. Chicago Record-Heralshake. An hour later tbe nnrse came into the ward and walked over to the cot. Ha Died CareS. Both the patients were sound asleep There used to live near Dunbarton, hi and in the hairy fist of the sailor rested the tiny hand of hi littin compan- New Hampshire, s physician who bad a reputation for ptgiieadnd stnpldity. ion in misery. -- Hsu (All. A good atory stent this physician hi ibe town. Accordnsed to A Rl( ef C'urraa'B Wit. An Irishman love a joke so well ing to ft, an old woman stopped Ids gig that he keeps the memory of a good one day and painted toward s house one Always green. In a hook of recol- with crape on the door. "So, doctor," she nnhl aislicioRsly, lections by up old of the Irish "Mr. Brown is dead, for ail you premi an parliament amusing Illustration ised to cure him, eh I of Currans ready wit The doctor looked at her to bis pomA certain Judge, Lord Norbnry, was fatuous for the u Inertly with which he pous, stnpM way. "You're mistaken, he said. "Yon condemned prisoner to death when he might Imre pronounced a more didn't follow Hie progress of the case. merciful sentence. On ono occasion It's trae Mr. Brown In dead, bat he when ho was dining lu public with tha died rared! foremost members of the Dublin bar Dinner Thao. he helped himself to Homs must, at the same time asking: Englishmen in Queen Ellsnbcths time dined at 11 s. in., and Bhnke-spear- e "Is this hung IwefF rang up the curls in' st thn Globa "Not yet, suld Curran quickly. theater st 1 p. u., tha perfonunuas "Your lordship has not tried it. muling lietween 6 and 6 oclock. By tbe time of Charles II. dlnurr bad adPrewllar IHsrhlawd Heardles. A popular highland remedy for both vanced to 1 o'clock and the play began consumption and gcuersl debility was at 8 p. Hi., as Iepys records. A cenwhat is known an audit nan cater (tha tury Inter nonce Watpois complained Juice of deers hornsi. These were of dinner being as Isle as 4 oclock snd gathered In the hills when the animals evening not liegiuning until 0 o'clock. cast them in the springtime. They Up to tbe middle of I he last century were boiled for some hours and the theaters opened st 0:30, dinner being Juice thus obtained bottled after being proportionately earlier. strained. Candy sugar and w hisky are SsnSi. usually added to It nowadays. Crabs' The whistle ef a locomotive is heard shells pulverized and eaten on bread and butter were need for consumption, 3.300 yards thraugh the sir, tbe noise asthma sod whooping congli lu tbe of a railway train 2.HDO yards, the reIlebridew. Caledonian Medical Jour- port ot a musket 1,800 yards, an orchestra or the roll nf a drum 1,000 yards nal, and the human voice reaches to n distance of 1.000 yards. Distinct speakRobbers Maks t'ao at Tbla Herb. In New Caledonia there lu said to be ing is heard lu the air from below to an herb which haa the rare property a distance of UK) yards; from above it of revealing onea secrets. It Is known is only trod erst nod to have s range of ns ths Datura stramonium and bus 100 yards downward. while flowers and rough berries full of dark grains They are treated of In the Cheaper le More. "I am told the Btlmlers have but 3V "Annals of Hygiene and Colonial Medicine. A person who has swallowed 000 s year. "What are they going to do with it? the tea made of this herb will after "Going abroad. falling asleep tell where his money la hidden and will also arise and go diWhyr rect to where Lis t res sure Is concealed. "They can't afford to stay st home Robbers often nso this tea as knockout end keep np with their ret. Cleveland Flaln Dealer.. drops with which to rob their victims. J Hi! receive picturf i.eu 'B per rent iW Q c-- Ueri within the !i'l ilrf.vs at HASBEKlJ'S IDIO, 27S 25th St. ( raU(JjS6 (5 H i 8 ( CSZLi ! We wire houses and wire them fine li With the best of material in the Electrical line. DONT FORGET THE PLACE THOSE LITE MEN COMMERCIAL ELECTRIC CO. STAN. S. STEVENS MANAGER. 2279 Wash, avsnus.. Foughns, 914 x. I I HAS MOVED J. J j SLADE S. the popular hark man has moved his stand to the. Kay n building, corner fijth snd Ave. if you are in n hurry sue Slade, he's always k Wshh-ingto- M on time. Excursion wagons leave daily 8 a. m. and 2 p. m. for Ogden canyon. Parties over 20 re reive special rate. 1hoiif 07 k. Res., 244 k. f, at i ii rin-nlat- e FOR MEN r The HnMa. Mrs. A scum Im surprised to find' I you looking fur another servant thought you engaged oue yesterday. Mrs. 11 Iran i Cl (Ten Ob. shes n lady's maid. She merely waits en me. I'm looking for another on to wait on her. Catholic SlnmJsrrt. Steen For laaaainla. Patient Can you give mo something for Insomnia? Physician I can recommend sninsihlDg, which amounts to the same thing. Patient For heavens nke, toll mo ot once. Physician There Is, in fact, only one sovereign remedy for sleeplessness, and that is sleep. , Three dollars, please. Boston Lwekr Has. "My lurk Is tbe best any man ever had. "The deuce It is! "Yea, sir. A girl refused me yesterday. snd I see by the morning paper that her father has lost all his money. Cincinnati Commercial Tribune. Y 4Q MMMMaMHHHHHHMHIR CGastnni shoemaker make one pair of shoe and charge from $3.00 to $12.00 for them: 1,000 pair of CRAWFORDS are being oadein.lhe same time: .rw mb Mr r fkm mt &.S9 . wi.iyfr rtasnlawlafalaa mtjr ywArs'wa tttjtp LOCAL JCGNCTl NYES Carpentering, Building, Remodeling Houses Promptly attended to. work Guaranteed. Enquire snd pairing . Olo Telephono S2-- of All of lltk stroot, 945 Noloon, Re- y, Please Travel, BUTh Before you start call at -- L'-'t J Sharmans . Ticket Office If you waftt Eastern Corn-Fe- & d Beef go to BaKard & RincLers 331 24th Street. 'Phone No. 127K j j .jfi Why stand over a hot Range and cook this hot weather when you can buy a er good gasoline stove for $3.75 ? two-burn- Freezers. Special Pries on WHEELWRIGHT BROS. OGDEN. 2476 Washington Avo. ward bid them all farewell by name, making no mistakes as far sa I could dlacever. London Express. I&I Taa Late. "Advice to a newly married couple la so useless! "Tee all the harm is (tone then. G30 UTAHNA PARK We may giesn knowledge by reading, but the ehnff must be separated from ths wheat by thinking. STRICTLY A TEMPERANCE RESORT. Entrance on 251H street. Opposite Rood Hotel. The WeeK of July 4th .. .... ... ...............a. ... ............ .. ,, .. Tbe Gratis Lavar, Wife You do not speak to me as as you used fo George. I think yen have ceased to love me. Husband Ttere you ore again! Crawd to love you! Why, 1 love you tetter than my Ufe. Now, shat up snd let ine read . my paper. ors, to get it Keep Cool La wraara Rarratta Memory. I have seen Mr. IAwre nee Barrett, the actor, receive 800 visitors, most of them strangers, at s party snd after- Disraeli on 3 39 and , Staple Haot Mrs. Ascent -- But why didn't yen buy Essly Honae, Opp. Depot Phono 161Z. A large Assortment of Low Rates the material If you liked it? Mrs. Kartell Tbe sMt"smsn said It eras domes- snd Reliable Information constantly tic dress good. Ifrs. A scum Well? on band. Guaranteed by the American Tkket Brokers Ass. ' Mrs. Nnrieb Yon dont suppose I'd wear anything meant for domestics, do you? Philadelphia Press. Crab Sbrlls aa Baroasetera. A curious barometer is said to bo used by the remnant of the Araucanlaa race which Inhabits the southernmost province of Chile. It consists of tbe cast off shell of s crab. The dead shell is white in fair, dry weather, but the approach of a moist atmosphere ia indicated by the appearance of small red spots. As the moisture In the sir ti e shell becomes entirely red and remains so throughout tbe rainy season. -- . . . .Comedy Juggler KIRALFO, . .The Imh Pofllcensait .. K RAFT BENNETT BISTERS California's Favorite Children in Song A Dane MISS VESTA MONTR0SA ILLUSTRATED BONG MASON A FILBURN Comedy Dutch Sketch You All Know Kim Now Bongs JOHN MORRISON. . THE GREAT BARRINGTON Vsntriloqulst Witn Tommy A Bridget E. R. GOURLEVS UTAHNA SCCFE NEW PICTURES. Lsoftta In disenseing lawys on day Disraeli wittily remarked: "Everybody her knows the stag- - t lawyer's career, lunt to gel on, to gel hon4 He tries In honest." tore.; Guide GRADUATES w:.--i y gai-dc- The Traable. "I wonder why Mr. ('Id how gnes to Transcript see Miss Frocks after she has rejected him so emphatically, ,..e ALL EIGHTH H. i by 1 v.-i- b iinpesi-bnien- t Credit is aui i peai-iimt-ii- -- (CSS (Taiaa la Xanaleaa's Will. Ptier the n as impeached for treason in llli (jreat personally lb'itaiii and was acqililted. Ou Mareb 3. 1MU. Judge John of the fed.-ru- l in New Hampshire was foiud gni'ur on Ibe trial of an im-- 1 i of drunkenness and pro- fan:i r on the ami was removed. Hn Burl'll i:i. 1M. V UHit m t'base, its-- ! e soeiaie junk-- of tbe supreme court. was on lie was Mar.-ii. vi.V Mean rime, on Dec. 13. Inh. Judge James H. ivk of the federal eourt of Missouri was nequifted j j PRICE OF ADMISSION. .......... i .a. . ....... . ............ .rtwinVilM 12 years. ... . ...... .....a....... ..... Ss aJGBOmHBSJ1 vnai Adults .... . Children under |