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Show - An Exciting Contest Be- - From the Philadelphia Bulletin AVe have doubts about the follow ing 6tory which comes to us from SALT LAKE:OITY. WHOLESALE AND RETAIL DEALER IN the interior; but the nuthor id respon sible for what he eays, aad his name rani be obtained upon application to tins nice: Last winter two of my neighbors, Miller and Grant, lost their wives upon the same day, and both ef the funerals toot plaee three days afterward, the interments being made at the cemetery about the name hour. As two of the parties were coming out of the burying-grounMiller met Grant, and each other's hand they inclasping in a dulged sympathetic squeeze, and the following conversation ensued: "Miller. "I'm sorry for you. It's an. unspeakable loss, isn't it?" Grant, "Awful!. She was the test woman that ever lived." Miller. 'She was, indecdw I never met her equal- - She was a good wife to- me." Grant "I was referring to my wife., There couldn't be two best, you know." Miller. "Yes, I know. I know well enough that your wife couldn't hold a candle to mini." "Shet 'Grant. couldn't, hey? Couldn't hold a candle. Why she could da nee all round Mrs. Miller every day. in the week, including Sundays, and not half tiyl She was an unmitigated, angel take her any way you would." Miller. "Oh, she was, was she? Well, I don't want to bo personal, but if I owned, a angel with red hair and no teeth) and as bony as an omnibus horse, I'd kill her if she didn't die of her own Dance! How could a woman dance that had feet like candle boxes, aad lame at that?" ' Grant, "Uettcr be cross eyed than wear the kind of a red nose that your wife flourished around this community. I bet it'll burn a hole through the coffin lid. And you pretend you're sorry she's gone. Jiutyou can't impose on me! I know you're so glad you ean hardly hold in. She was the woman that ever disgraced a graveyard; that's what she was." Miller. "If you abusa my wife I'll knoekyau down." Grant. "I'd like to see you try At TEASDELS, JOSHUA WILLIAMS, twecu Two Widowers. Doors, Sash, Blinds, Lum ber, etc. etc. THE DAILY Mr. Ogden Junction. SPRING Styles BONNET RIBBONS, 20 to 25 Cents per yard, COR. FIFTH AND VALL STS., OGDEN. I '., d, Harris , $8 ycr Annum, $4 Six Months, V.l J;ir TAKEN ' 9 CmCCLATES HARVESTING IT3 "VN. ( fir lib S OF SPRING DRESS GOODS, s At 25 to 50 Cents per yard. DAILY ARRIVAL THE AGENCY THE New Shawls $1.25 each, MACHINES AT TEASBEL'S. ! d20G-t- JOHN BOYLE & Co., Our Terms are Very GENERAL Liberal f v. : f And should the machine, after a fair trial not prove satisfactory, money will be refunded. S Beached by a Doily Mail. MAIN STREET, OGDEN, UTAH, cross-eye- d I STILL CONTINUE AS AGENT FOX! THE WELL KNOWN FISH BEO'S. chuckle-headede- it." AT THE Office, "WAGON, ARRIVING AND TO ARRIVE, its t. WELL 3IERITED REPUTATION. o A FULL SUPPLY Mis-i- J. E. DOOLY Insurance Agency - - Ball Invitations, Theatre ! Shipping - - iNEW ADVERTISEMENT. EST RECEIVED, A FINE STOCK F HOME MAPE CROCKERY, CONSISTING OF HCxLB and PreterTe Jars, Tree and Flower Pots, Home Mode Tin ware, Brushes, Whips, Washboard! and a splendid assortment of COMPANY INSURANCE ! Home Made Ink ! $8,000,000, gold. QUEEN'S INSURANCE COMPANY ! . Of Liverpool, England. Assets, 10,000,000, gold AMAZON INSURANCE COMPANY Remember my Stand nt tJie PIONEER DRUG STORE. Two Doors South of Z. C. M. I., Main St., Ogden d!81-tf- $1,000,000, FIREMANS FUND OF CALIFORNIA JOSEPTI TYEEELL: . JUST ARRIVED! ! $730,000, gold. Losses paid since its organization, 2.396,373.13. MILLINERY GOODS! ! JUST EEOEIVED STORE. Hats and Bonnets made to order. Straw work manufactured, cleaned and repaired. The Ladies of Weber Conntv will find at this es tablishment a great variety of needful artic ea o the best quality, at the LOWEST PRICES. A Large Stock of Seasonable Mhs. EMMA CARTER, dl42-3Manager. - SPRING. GOOD'S DALLIMGRE & TRESEDER, HICH WE OFFER AT CARPENTERS YERY LOW TRICES. AXD BUILDERS - ever-- . All our Departments are Now well Stocked, making the "Can thr be anything brought into this Ilcuse" asked a disgusted aiember, during the last session of the Xeglature, "that will not be or later? ' . -- rr " skinuel eraue-- -" TO Estimates ami Plans Prepared, ! BEST ASSORTMENT 1 1 IN THE CITY. Country orders filled on short notice. Try DAY SAVE MONEY. & CO'S., and 4i;-l- . WELL, and Sparkling, alwaj CONTRACT OR OTHERWISE. Residence, SIAIN STREET, am-I- n Saloons and Families Supplied. Rr Orders sent from Persons residing along the road Lines and the surrounding Towns promptly filled at the rate of 50 cents per80 gall" bv the keg to saloons, private families dtf , . per gallon by the keg. A. CARD. To all who are suffering' from ths errors and l discretions of youth, nervous weaksess, sarly cay, loss of manhood, 4c, will send a reeipe Mis g" will cure yon, FREE OF CHARGE. remedy was discovered by missionary in So the America. Send a envelope te ifo" Bebh T. Riv. Joseph Ihuan, Station V, dMm A'ewl'ork City. , I CITY LICENSES. 0 To all whom it may concern. THAT NOTTCE IS HEREBY GIVES, in Tiisinees a Og4en City, (for whicn the City 0 nances provide t&st a license obtained,) witkeut firet piocnrfflf 7 license are li)Te t be taken befer o u5je Alderman of sid City, 10 a Fine. By order of the City 1 And all kinds of Building done by repeaJ-tdso&n- ei BrjCHMILLEH' on land. Main St., Ogrden. General Erlcrchandisc House Ogden, Utah. LADIES' Importers, J obbers, and Eetail dealers in Malting ELEGANT Purchased for the Spring Trade, end epecfally for uim niarsei, win Biiortiy arrive at the C52 U. P. BREWERY And A CHOICE SELECTION OF Assets,... W 1 ! Of Cincinnati, Ohio. Assets, CONSTANTLY ON HAND a large assortment of Gents' nd and Misses' Home Made BOOTS AND SHOES. Gents' and Ladies' BOOTS AND SHOES made to order cf excellent material and superior workmanship. Good fit guaranteed. All the above named articles will be sold at prices which will defy competition. We have also a full line of GROCERIES, CANNED FRUIT, etc, PURE DRUGS AND MEDICINES, WINES, LIQUORS, TOBACCOS, etc, Prescriptions carefully compounded by a competent druggist. Cash, Wheat, Flour, Barley and Oats, Butter, Eggs and Hides received in ex ., change for the above. ALSO KEEP WE Ladies' Boys' Of London, England. Assets JOHN BOYLE & Co. Joseph Tyrrell's $14,000,000, gold, IMPERIAL V d!84 lm For further particulars Agents for County right. J f Ac We are Sole apply to Ogden Utah. - Assets, Bill Heads, Made of pure Cast Zinc, and as beautiful and smooth as the finest polished granite. Inscriptions, raised work or block letters, ornamentations, etc., are all raised or embossad work, and perfectly natural and as beautiful as they are enduring S Oriamdou, England. d Statements, Order & CO LONDON ASSURANCE CORPORATION Fosters, Letter MY YARD. JOSHUA WILLIAMS. y bell-pul- Programmes, ON HAND AT THAT Corinthian Blonnmenf s I st JOB WORK PUBLIC THE NOTIFY they are prepared to furnish every variety of Undertakers Goods, consisting of a full stock of Wood and Metallic Gases, including Shrouds and Cofhn J rimniings. VV Whose excellence is so well established that but little need be said, only that Will fully sustain Then tbo widow. ers engaged, in a hand-t- hand com bat, aad. after tussling awhile in the OP ALL KINDS, now, the mourners pulled them apart, just as Mr. Miller was about to insist upon his wife's virtues by ' Is Executed in the Best biting oil Mr, urant s nose.. When they got home Mr. Grant Style, at tied crape upon all his window shutters, to show how deeply he mourned; and as Miller knew that his grief lor Mrs. Miller was deeper, he not REASONABLE PRICES . only decorated his shutters, but he fixed five yards of black bombazine l en the and dressed his whole Jamil y in mourning. Then Grant Cards, determined that his duty to the deBills, parted waa sot to let himself Be beaten by & man who couldn't feel any genuine sorrow, so he sewed black flag on his lightning-roand festooned the front of the house wuh Hack alpaca. Then Miller became excited, and Ae expressed his sense of bereave ment by. painting his dwelling black, Heads, and by putting up a monument to Mrs. Miller in his front yard. Grant thereupon stained his yellow borso with lampblack, tied crape to his cow's horn, daubed his dog with ink, Books, ana began to wipe his nose on a black handkerchief. As soon as Millet aw these proceedings he spread a layer of charcoal all over his front Checks, yard, he assumed a black shirt, he corked the faces-ohit family when Note Forms, they went to church, and he hired a tolored man to stand on his steps and cry for twelve hours, every day. Just Deeds, as Grant was, about to see this and Receipts, gait one better, heonconnteredMiss & Lasg, young lady from the city, and in oouple.of weeks they were enTags, gaged. Then he begad to take in the evidences of his griefand this made Miller so mad that he went around and proposed to Miss Jones,' an eld maid wh neves had. an offer before. She acoepted.him en the spot, and All ORDIRS PROMPTLY FILLED. they were married the day befsre Grant's wedding, which so disgusted liLa that he would havo given up Lang if she hadn't- threatened kim with a suii for breach promise. Address, WALTEK THOMSON, There k peace between the two fami-Ee- s Business Manager, dow, but when Mrs. Miller get n the rampagesometimes Mr. Miller BOX 32 OODE2T CITY, Kouros for his first wife- mora thaa S WOULD RESPECTFULLY THE PRESENT STOCK, Junction . f. And should be pleased to their points of excellence to any one desirous of purchasing. NORTHERN UTAH! , Gloves, ex-pla- in Of ac-eer- d. Kid n $1,25 Cent per pair. IN THE TOWNS - Two-butto- 1 HAVE CELEBRATED irCORMICK ALL I FOB - 10 to IS Cents per yard. .rv 1. comic. mwcsifvAK $2 Three MontJis. , MUSLIIST EDGING, BEG TO INFORM THAT f OGDEX- - ConjMyr HEIRICK. TrsTTCttJ. JAMES. TAYLOR, City Recorder. . o TTi CitT Recorder f!Hall,nfFiftithe 8tmt, Ofd. the City , |
