Show SIT DOWN SMITH SMITE anje we botn but ft feeling of profound regret et and cordial am commiseration mise ration for captain ransford Ra naford smith our fellow citizen and fellow dir Deino crat ithac that in this glorious glori oua ep epoch c of democratic I 1 r jubilation n he lie a life long democrat at should have to eland as a penitent sinner on the threshold of tho the proudly ting palace of democratic exultation and jollification is enough to break mortal breast and the bosom of one born of woman alas mast captain smith has lived all these twenty four years in the hopes that he ie and his party would at last feet over the threshold 0 of the e promises promised land lund he ile and his haaf have been all this time hungering for the fat flesh of official opulence they have with wondering gaze looked to tho the east where they hoped the sun of success would rise through republican mists and haze dawn of democracy Denil erac y has cast its roseate hue over the won mountain tain peaks and the halo of democratic triumph is quietly and aurely a u rely descending into the val valley levae crimsoning the gray and dark caa cam es of democratic despair after a quarte a coutu century r jefferson and jackson ave have ris en aikan as if in a vision and taking uncle sam between their sturdy arms they are leading him into the Paradisa ical of unheard of prosperity andies and geace and the country again kal lu is a safe sure sound and sane but t alack poor Yo the libba alsot tha agam at 1 l aried tried to reach the grape of success and they could not reach the berry hence they call it sour they tried to grasp the fruit of victory and lot in their hand breaks H t like 1 aalst I be ing W Sea apple there are two kinda kinds of democrat democracy ey in thi this s country one ia is the rule kratzin kra irate tein iii OF or the people the other is the ru laYR rula Oyt R the people Den demos toa utah bita democracy mearis means the tw rule OF the people while smith democracy means thi rule OVER the people the people of butali though they arc are not greek scholars understand just enough of if english 0 o beallo to make the distinction I 1 I 1 wd we have just drawn they can tell a wolf jn 00 clothes hence they spurned and out with disgust and contempt the hypocrite who professed to be their savior when they ther knew him to intend to bo be their jailer they saw on his forehead cains sanguinary 1 mark ark and read reat on his lips juhass and in in their move sovereign reign majesty by a large majority they arose arose and deposited nearly hotca otea aich which translated in utah english mean sit down smith tn THE E 3 Squeal fth s I 1 ac Herald ra M to for r N november 0 T C in 1884 contains some very tery 6 fine elections selections thia this ru magazine agazine steadily maintains Us its well earned reputation its it is P published emcil fm cil 11 ate ater aid ald co boston mass we can heartily recommend it to all lovers of the art divine divide WE wk understand that a movement is on foot to start an oyster 0 bed on the shores of salt lake we hope the experiment will be successful so as to fo give the republic republicans I 1 can a chance to settle their election beta bets cheap and at the fame same time sup port home industry undertakers are herewith warned not to rush too precipitately into the contract for the coffin effin of betle the Li liberal Liber berul uV par party lyof of utah territory as that thing expired without leaving awill a will or anything to will either 1 BO so that ia is great risk about having the funeral expenses reimbursed ani way look now it appears that mr air grover blaino blaine will be bd president and mr john A hindricks Heh dricks vice president of the united state states or it may shape itself that JM G cleveland will be aho the federal tenant of the white house with Thos A logan playing the second fiddle in uncle sams orchestra or r possibly benj benjamin JF lockwood will play tho the banjo and od belva A butler the xylophone sal r IZZ ila D otera farie i i mayott calvi lan D of Bu buffalo fralo aix 0 of L fork york stale state of the united states IN THI L acel tiland by well weil get final returns froni froin yew new york state cainap FOR FOP CASH one L thou apply republican party IT is 13 rumored that a certain governor of a certain territory ia is negotiating fur a cattle ranch in the bluegrass blue grass region 4 of kentucky ayi AND BULL we dont know by how many thousands thou sanda grover cleveland landaas was elected president of the A i united states but well gettal get there re anyhow nam county ia iii still to be heard from but when it will be lie heard from is a question the answer to ali winch c it not even CC auld cehi venture e to fu furnish fur r nish niah THE TIIE KOMANS ROMANS had a proverb stia fortunace for tunce faber est Ever everyone 4 tile smith of his own fortune nowadays this ia changed ino into smith is u the fabricator of his own misfortune mi fortune A NEW knew YORK state has bag been tho the cynosure cfall of all eyes and ears for dap E everybody very body wants to hear from new york everybody wanta wants to learn tile latest from the empire state and still the associated asso ci at ed press priss keeps the backhand a ck 11 and the public swear |