| Show OUE OUR COMM COLUMN troubles leg in the fau frailly illy circle Fizzle bug bur the other morning mr fizzle bug determined to rie birot and kindle the fire and as lie was along time about it ins his wife called to him from under the bed clothe clothes to know if he lie had got that fire started yet who could not get the firo fire to touch off 1 grumbled something thin g about wet kindling and pesky stoves that would not burn and prepared to give it another start striking a match he be applied it but the fire like the 0 old ar d woman ra pig would not go and Fizzle bug waxed very wroth and commenced to take out the kindling to start afresh afredi why don t you pour some coal oil on it suggested airs Fizzle bug coal oil shouted the partner 0 of of her joys and sorrows do you TOU think 1 I 1 want to take an ex excursion cursio to the moon got some kind of a notion that id like to be scalped scalded by a kettle suddenly mid denly jumping off the stove not if I 1 know know it id and add he proceeded to give it another trial by kneeling down and blowing it after he had got it started a little but the first thin thing he knew he di displaced placed a lot which scattered all over him ho ile jumped up now an and d snorted like a rhin ocer ous and and at tit the same time vented his bis passion upon the stove which only resulted in the stubbing of his toe airs mrs Fizzle bug now appeared on the scene and looked at the cause of the trouble why saya says she you have not got the damper dowland down dow nand and the stove pipe is out of the chimney so saya says Fizzle bug why you come out and make an examination before instead of snoring in bed I 1 got G ot some idea that im an inquire within sort of an arrangement and stud ought 0 so o know everything from curing coma corns to eating hot cakes off a griddle fancy im a regular I 1 suppose and after thui exhausting him self be he climbs aix oix top of the stove to replace the pipe in the chimney he ile placed it in very gently but the elbows slipped off and about three joints went rolling on the be floor with soot flying in all directions confound the thing shouted Fizzle bug why dout dont you invent a it patent self lighting only pulla pull a string arrangement ran gement fur far kindling fires says he lie glaring at fit his wife if you have so much perception why dont you make use of it to the advantage tage e of your family and not keep me shivering around here in ill the cold ill go right new now and get me a boy to cut kindling I 1 wont have this thin occur any more and suiting the action fiction to the word he be bounced out ont 1 1 and disappeared corner in the of his search well a good job too ays says his wife let him 10 lo do KP so I 1 ain t going to ft freeze beeze ayt masck tu to get 11 his fires started let him do it himself or get sonic some one cle ele to do it fur for him hint |
