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Show Light Baggage Mr. Smith had been lecturing in a neighboring town. c "How did you get on, dear?" asked his wife. "Did you carry . your audience with you?" "No," he replied. "But I could easily have done so. It was small enough." What Mastication "I'll take off my hat to you oyster eaters. It was all I could do to eat three last night!" "Weren't they fresh? What did they look like when you opened them?" "O, did you have to open them?" Fresh Eggs "Are your hens good layers?" "Splendid. They haven't laid a bad egg yet." A permanent income is better than a permanent wave. But, says the glamour girl, the one may help you to get the other. That Kind "What kind of watch have you got?" "A wonder watch." "Wonder watch?" "Yes. Every time I look at it I wonder what time it is." Only Means Jean I hear you have married a man of means. joanWell, if there was ever a man who means to do this, that, and the other but never does-he's does-he's the man. |