Show the jume janews A aws advocate issued every friday W 0 benfer lanager tanager entered in tho the postoffice post office at pre price I 1 I 1 as second class claw matter rates 1350 pey per year in advance PRICE PRIC R UTAH FRIDAY AUG 0 6 1916 1915 71 f 9 eem em hs he cow if i e i J 1 li hs ne editor 0 column 0 on T alts pans ll ts e that rhease n oral on o mm him since that tinhorn busted wobbly bob on th the nut with a six Eft the owner of old A betsy been so anxious for an open town sometimes blessings come in disguise as the poet bob says in bis ble little bali bal lad entitled how did the toilet paper get in my uy moustache I 1 A 4 j you can now tell year your friends that if emery county will do her share as she very likely will the carbon emery fair is 19 a sure go the county commiss commissioners loners have come to the rescue of the fair and it is confidently expected the city council will also give some financial encouragement the news advocate congratulates the members of the county board of education for having the good judgment to select a seal eal public accountant to go oer the books and accounts of the defuse districts there has been so much talk of irregularity and waste on the part of some rf e the boards that nothing but a complete audit will satisfy the public which pays the bills by refusing to let bob Crock crocket tt bid for the county printing after the contract had been let to the lowest and only bidder early in the year 1913 county commissioners sharp and hamilton incurred the enmity of that vitriolic ollo knocker and ever since crocket Crock tt a eagerly seized epry every aval available lable opportunity to vilify these men especially hamilton grafters generally abuse those they cannot use and bob is apparently adopting their tactics on the morning of the ath little boys vent went about tk street giving away when they could copies of a 4 so called newspaper published li in carbon county seven men and one woman were standing in front of the savoy and when the papers were handed lip Laded them six rf of tb the 9 men iner looked at sat thu the name of the papi pa pi and threw throw into the gutter the eap espies les i egiy given them the womans curiosity prompted herto her to keep her copy and tho the man who kept his copy was a stranger in the city elty how tiie ane mighty have fallen I 1 in the ners advocate of july 23 the manager offered a reward of 10 for evidence that R W crockett had received money duo due the eastorn Ei storn advocate on subscription rl eption sin i july 1 1913 nobody claimed tie tle reward in the same issue was dished a hat list of eight subscribers who have paid W C benfor ben for and crockett crackett was invited to start suit to recover the amounts if ho he thought they belonged to him he ile has not started suit he knows the subscription money doea does not belong to him and his only hope ie is to keep those who purchased hued the list from getting what they purchased i because bob crockett is in the habit babit of staying up late nights and coming down late next morning the poor old addle pate got it into bis his nut that no flags bete we e placed on the Advocate place of busi business neba on pioneer day the truth of the matter is that the manner manager himself placed two american flags over the news advocate doo at 9 on the morning of july and then went to the 1 I 00 0 0 F hall to assist in getting ready for or the odd fellows to take part in the parade unlike some other business houses the news advocate was closed all day and while it was so closed somebody swiped the flags from over the door of the office that is why no flags were shown at the news advocate office during a part of the day the editor of the news advocate took a combined business and pleasure trip to salt lake last week and this gave the editor of prices official knocker Ln ocker the sun of a G gun un wh what at be couble red a chance to get funny in la FUr pursuance ce af this tipsy idea the sun of a gun editor sag suggested that the absence of benfer from price would not cause causo t this his end of utah to tip into salt lake no there was no tipping neither did the D R G train have to stop at colton until center benfer could be dragged off the track was the case when another editor a few years ago laid down on the track at colton to sleep off a jag neither did benfer get drunk in salt satt lake and disgrace his profession and the town from which he came by mooching drinks at the saloons benfer even go to the judge building to borrow money to bring him home this explanation 1 h made to news advocate readers that they may know there is a differ cice clee in editors just as there is in n all other c cattle 3 tt 1 e |