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Show PAGE SIX THE nrarSHlBi- - ini NEPIII. UTAH TIMES-NEW- Thursday, May 21, 1936 inr. inrsrrrry.ErzZL-iGCSZEnL-;- - i .inrJm irr-J- THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE 2Iabout: CALIF. BEVERLY HILLS, I on Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young r THE FEATHERHEADS BOYS! GIRLS! 111 Tougher? ponder Italy's sacrifices in Ethiopia, as balanced against what she gains, the more I'm reminded of the old story of the Confederate who was released from a northern prison cump after the surrender. Skelf from Jail fever and debility, he started on tottery legs for the Ohio river, to die on southern soil. One night this poor crept Into a haymow. Head tho Grape Nuts ad In another column of this paper and learn bow to Join the Dizzy Dean Winner and win valuable free prizes. Adv. Violence Fail Violence may constrain In the out. er shell and form of thing. It can win the acquiescence of fools and the applause of parasite. U can kill those win dispute Its commands. But It cannot make truth Into falsehood, or falsehood into truth. ALWAYS CROSS ton-thi- 'rtrisT rl MAMDV U AMD JJ to T IS PouSH I WMDA jiM J r ljzEm 1 fit TTp '"' ' '" OUTRAN Vi, v ah W No? IVE i a y ' vJBLL. U Next morning, early, the hired man r-- C7 . heard suspicious surrounded jm was by stal- wart, armed men. The farmer's six- S. Cobb foot son leveled a cocked musket. "Come out of thar, whoever you be," he bellowed. "Consarn your hide, we got you." The southerner raised a white face, "Yas," he said, wanly, "and one h 1 of a git you got." lln S'MATTER POP There It Was, in the Instruction Sheet By CE PAYNE His Next Maises change NEW BEAUTY THRILLS HUSBAND sounds in the loft and ran for reinforcements. Presently, the refuse IP, Her husband marvels at her dear complexion; parkiuig eyet, new vitality. She is really a different person ince alie elimutated intestinal sluggishness. Wliat a duierence a balanced combination of natural laxatives makm. Learn for yourself! (Jive Nature Remedy (Nil Tablets) a trial. Note how naturally they nork. leaving you feehn 100 betttr. freshened, alive. Con tain no jiiienoi all druggists. Wisdom Sets la When the thrills cease to thrill, then philosophy begins. Movie. starting a WK'ItE am teamed new picture, up with Slim 6 feet 6 of pure com- Summerville, edy, and little Jane Withers for her age, the greatest scene-stealIn the business. It's as though Little Boy Blue were sandwiched In between Jesse James and Calamity Jane. Well, as I go down for the third time I'll still be gurgling feebly, so give me credit, please, as an er i MESCAL IKE - IK-- , Beil Srndlrats, Inc 1 Wouldn't You Know It? By S. L. HUNTLEY H.Vw t) Th - rv half-doze- - ... earnest gurgler. They call our picture "Public Nuisance Number 1," but a movie Is like an Indian starts out with a name and winds up with anyone of a I once knew a Black-foo- t who was first one thing, then another, and the best he could do for himself In his old age was to be known as Chief Many Tail Feathers Going Over the Hill. 111 Pranks of Zioncheck. seemed so barren THE papers a singl'- front page story about Zioncheck, Representative Washington's No. 1 Boy Scout. Life, - X j v. J fm-r!sht- . bv S. I. Huntly. Trade Mark Res U. 8. PaU EINNEY OF THE FORCE f tH' JTlf 5Phl HERE? H6V. fouMCSr FELUER ' VHO Authority' L f BOSS UAND Offlc J FOREMAN If E2? WEZ I M 6'wAnI S Be Too voumg- - Oi BE LooKihi' ER A MOM . f ON NfeAM ) Re TM' NAMS O' PAT RlCKE- well; what rTTTTOTlM ucs 1- I'LL . VA Dirftv r X NOW Y AM' THAkK VEZ FER GlViKl' HIM Th' NOW HE KIM GO 'LOcsr VMIT ME T CLAIM HIS LlMflLE SHUR- E- 4n.t7roono to COUMTRV LEFT ii!i-- BELlBE J HUM? HIM" 2? - ADAMSON'S ADVENTURES oultj By O. 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It's going to be awfully hard to convince a Prussian crowd that they're merely you suffer burning, scanty or frequent urination; backache, headache, dizziness, loss of energy, leg pains, swellings and puffiness under the eyes? Are you tired, nervous feel all unstrung and don't know what is wrong? Then give some thought to your kidneys. Be sure they function proper, ly for functional kidney disorder per. mits excess waste to stay in the blood, and to poison and upset the whola system. Use Doan's Pills. Doan's are for the kidneys only. They are recommended the world over. You can get the e, d Doan's at any drug store. DO gen-uin- time-teste- foot-racer- medinm-to-well-do- Nordic-Caucasia- browned In the pan, so It so happens that runners are all colored haps 'tis Just as well. have to keep right on Improvement e 193t. THE UNIFORM By GLUYAS NEW METHODS TAiOE VOUR. CHANGE IN M0 Aa WSCf &HE HA4 THt utrsf BECAUSE JU5f 6ETN READIN6 OH Of trtC CARE AND FOPI INFANTS BOO- K.- - WHICH THE t.VRIGLEVS a 1 s Th6 PERFECT GUM AND THAT WAV, IN TURW, CAUSED NUMEROO& BATTLES WrfH 6RAHDMA - MA'S Q35 AND HE REAllV DOES SEE WHY TitEV WORRV NjOCH AMDf tf- - 'T SO A)EN MOTHER WAS THEV WOOIBN'T HAVE DREAMED OF Ittmfc SUCH METHODS v BECAUSE A BKBV ( Contolidated Nw Faturcf) friend. "Oli," said he, "I puts my head Inside t'door, and says, 'MarninV I says. 'Marnln',' says she. 'OwtT I says. 'Xowt,' says she. 'MarninV I says. 'Marnln',' says she. And off I goes to t next shop." Pearson's Weekly. Disgusted Eoy Doll Gee, I fuess I'll have to become a soldier. VHO SHAKES HER HEAD AND DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HIN65 ft RE C0M1N6 TO by A IS DIFFERENT TROM SHE HA BEEN HIM U- P- I Back Fire Henry's Wife Dear, did you notice that Mrs. Blank has another new hat? Henry Tes, and If she were as as you, honey, she attractive wouldn't have to depend on millinery so much. 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