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Show PAGE SIX THE TIMES-NEW- NEPIII. UTAH S Thursday, February FINNEY OF THE FORCE I V00 tcNOW SOMETHIM , MRFIMMEY? VOU HAVEMT GOT ENOUGH WGMITY FER A COP! X WHEN VOU WALK VEft BEAT VCXJ OWGHTA HOLD VERSELP STIFF fI AN STAMD-OFRS- -- f lT l M'j D KINDA STERN UOKIN AN , TIGHT-LIPPE- H, UH '"' "" r """" Dl MOlGWT 00 THAT AAftS SMCCONU 01 KMOOJ HALF A DOZEN " J UjHO HAvEJTHRlED jjj A Dumb'Bell Suggestio '"id.i; ' yr-Ab- -- p- n Dkfn Young Keeps swot Jlrnlij. n ni ONUV SUCCEEDED Q "'N r--7 m'ttV&SilSZ fnoJ , . , . TtJAul ANO'.HAW hauI A I ll . I Needed, tt-- its- Your ilium A - I ' (' i:. ut Fla data.), M !!! of pUupl. Mum Im ibmm Mf t dwpmr. yw ywumr- Mtu11m4 t.irfuaa Wauij, of yow 4u,. Ta i 4 loukM At dns iM wi&oa a V" 7 ?.rr tmm Circus Popular ia Russia Lotto, one of the favorite pastimes In Soviet Iiu:sla, being barred because of a shot tagc of cash, wrestling circuses are drawing large crowds there. The admission is cheap end the wrestling Is declared to point of quality, second to none. vue wrestler has been known to appear more than 11)0 nights in succession without meeting defeat. Followers of a knight of the mat will attend every match until their man Is ''o -- ajiH Pl t&tailuutii bno out wb vlvy. d ' THE FEATHERHEADS aa Put, lJSTCHUPlO!! l'J 11 932, FtlcrecIizedWax LOOKlU' POWERFUL tv 1 a Laundress Ilcxx at kse y A veu-a- it W looks! he Joke I - t lit "iH'M wf n" T fi gp WRONG GRAMMAR takes Another Turn Snappy Game "Mother, Johnnie's throwing sar- at dines me." "Well, chee, she asked If she could play sea linn." I CHILD need REGULATING? CASTORIA WILL DO ITI WHY BOYS LEAVE HOME By JOE ARCHIBALD m Goai T4 iwfee Him Jomp When your child needs regulating, remember thic: the organs Of babies and children are delicate. Little bowels must be gently urged never forced. That's why Castorla is used by so many doctors and mothers. It is specially made for children's ailments; contains no harsh, harmful drugs, no narcotics. You can safely give it to young infants for colic pains. let it is an equally effective regulator for older children. The next time your child has a little cold or fever, or a digestive upset, give him the help of Castorla, the children's own remedy. Genuine Castorla always has the name: Ir&A CASTORIA . She Grace has a very pretty niece. He Punk grammar! You should say she has pretty knees. Transparent Man had better be Doctor You HAULED OVER COALS Patient There is no need for that, doctor. Get my wife she Is able to see right through me. RHEUMATIC PAINS .WcOure Newspaper Syndicate m??U&At--n Brain's Maturity The brain reaches Its full size and weight at about the same time the rest of the body matures; that ''When you don't attend to the fires properly what does your wife do?" "Hauls me over the coals." MCKIE, THE PRINTER'S DEVIL JUOLN SkNOKEW S- -f ? lr Is, between the ages of and twenty-fiv- e By Charles Sughroe MOW. WWERE) SUPPOSE ?f? 73gy ? ? ( --- twenty-tw- o years. vssr College In 1691 Jameu Blair was sent to England to obtain a charter for Wll Ham and Mary college from the crown. The charter was signed February 8, 1693. Long-Establish- zr- This Guy Could Lose Anything! JEST VAVSSEOTw .JpsJIllfOl VOO LOOKED POCKETS? VJWW -- f - relieved this quick way . t- i V s'v 6ri mil, jfir If the stabbing pains of rheumatism are crippling you, rub on good old St. Jacobs Oil. Relief comes ia a minute I This famous remedy draws out pain and inflammation. It's the quick, safe way to etop aches and pains of Rheumatism, Neuritis, Lumbago or Backache, Neuralgia or swollen Joints. No blistering. No burning. Get a small bottle at any drug store. Quite Archaic "Poor George has been kicked by a horse. "liow dreadfully obso lete!" Stray Stories. " Feeling Stale? Few are fre from the occasional that cornea from constipation eatioft and hurried I.TIrregular in g. To release yourself promptly from the hearinesa and aluft ftUhneas that cornea now and thendrlnk a cup or two of Garfield Tea. Ita action la natural and certain, completely harm-lev- a. Splendid, too, for child ran. At tour maormst drug tor JJ GARFIELD TEA A QtaluniCXaxuiwtSfrink O. Henry's Short Stories Jimmy Hayes and Muriel III ( by McClure Newspaper Syndicate.) ( WN'U Service) Drawn by John Hix A Sure Sign Mother But what makes you Iiink It's Sunday, Bobby? Bobby Dad's washin the car. It never kills a law to execute it. KILL COLD GERMS Li. . :.. ..... i viecrs neaaJ insiumiy.i Stops cold spreqding. ' 1 f.J Sprinkle your handkerchief during the dy your pillow ot night. The Mexican bandit gang had got away, but Jim- my Hayes was missing, along with Muriel, his frog. Jimmy had never been In a skirmish before, and the rangers suspected that Jimmy had turned coward at the whiz of bullets. Never before had a , ranger shown the white feather. The company was gloomy. Months passed by and still that cloud of cowardice hung above the camp. A year later the troop was In the same country looking for smugglers. One day they came across the skeletons of three Their clothing Identified them. The largest had once been Scbastiano Saklar, the bandit Their rust- ing Winchesters all pointed in the same direction. The rangers rodo In that direction 50 yards and found another skeleton. "Some cowpuncher," they mid. And then, from beneath the rags of the dead man a faded red ribbon there wriggled a horned-toad- , around his neck. Mutely It told the story of how Jimmy had pursued the bandits, how he had gone down In triumph, upholding the honor of the rangers. PRODUCT Wwy . STORES' W. N. U., Salt Lake City, No. 932 |