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Show THE PACE SIX THE FEATHERHEADS .!: OaUra y&w ssS& fzsz&z S AV7 1 Thursday, August 23, 1934 NEPHI. UTAH TIMES-NEW- DO U KE To New Scenery Wanted J WELL,THed, HOW WEL- AL- sssks sssa. l? M- "jsr M -- v-th- A Little1f$. Tiff Bit f T Humorous CENIUS 'SSl FINNEY OF THE FORCE 7 So M&Z MEAN P, ITS LOBSTERS THtY I'M TROUBLE THIEVES AND AMP TiS OMUf FPOM Ves: PLACE SPECIAL , EVES. IT SEEMS LIK& OlAJKl HERB? BVE ok ME Caught (S)Napping Vi 1 ' v GOWEAUD I ( jn FCOS J ANOTH&R. ON& IT'S ALU VERT" MYSTERIOUS 7 TO ME KAPE" 1 OI'LL IWDEEO ttf and Right MTS PROMT OF LOBBSTERS A DISAPPEARS STEAL ALL THE TiWB f Kes T'-fE- COP RlSHT "vSv (V J IP IT -7- X FOLK'S, -- yf JfSlT Thrills Here for e Young Lady First, little Jone run Mcitedly from the room and fetched tils wife. Ttitn lie went out Into the garden and called t!.e twins, who were telling the children next door what they would do when they arrived at the seaside. After that he persuaded young Albert to abandon for the moment hi efforts to get Itadlo Pari on the wireless, brought cook In from the kitchen, and even asked nurse to lift baby from the perambulator. And, to tils delight, he found that when they all sat on the largest trunk at once, he could just manage to fa.sten the lid. London Opinion. Of Court PATTERS 1751 As to fasliloim for the younger set they're cute and pert a can be, with necklines and kleeves designed to thrill any young heart. The adorable model sketched here has several possibilities, all of whlcn Mother will want to work up. The complete way U the frock boasting the high collar, youthful shoulder ruffle and adorable sleeves. The ruffle inay be omitted. If you like, and for summer days the frock would be cool and Just as smart without the collar and sleeves. The new waist line and front panel are designed to make you look divinely tall, l'erfect for Bayly printed cottons! Pattern 1752 is available In sizes 4, C, 8. 10 and 12. Size 6 takes 2 semi-belte- Not! Voice on the Telephone I ordered that crab meat three hours ago and It hasn't come yet, BOBBY THATCHE- R- Their Offer Spurned I I" I stout I"1" lXJws BAR3 OP TH3 CALABOOSE inmiBiliiilnil M I J 1 7 Jy 3 2tf DEAR Window Did not long the? resist aught Blows Of a sixteen pooho spike maul wrappeo in burlap, 8 wielded Biff TOLiy ... UlMSBI k Cihmb youR HAND AMO C MOP OUT HE'S TOO I JT&5 ill By GEORGE STORM BAUWV to know werb w7 HIM SQUEEZE TRYING TO HELP THROUGH THAT WINDOW, TURTLBBACK, AND PUSH HIM WHERB ' CAM COLLAR VE jT Hard-scrabb- raf S'MATTER POP Just What Did H. Mean? "What do you think? The chief clerk hnd the nerve to tell me I was a blithering Idiot. The chief clerk, mark you I I don't mind that sort of thing from the boss, of course. After all, he's known me for over fifteen years!" London Answers. Naturally Up.et Her Mrs. Ilelgho "Old Jonas fell plumb off the roof of his house while he wuz shingling It" Mrs. Whyso "Didn't his wife feel awful?" "Awful Is no name for It- -he fell right Into her bed of sweet peas." Brooklyn Eagle. XS Syndlcat. Crocer--V- e expected a fresh shipment this morning and I've been waiting for 1L Voice on the Telephone But my husband Is here complaining because his dinner's not ready. Grocer Rut you wouldn't want to serve an old crab, would you? London (Ont.) Free Press. In. The Whole Truth By CM PAYNE "Have yet?" le Modern Politician you seen the candidate "Yes; he flew over our house this morning and dropped down a lot of literature and threw a kiss to the yards 36 Inch fabric Illustrated sewing Instructions inbaby." rathfinder Magazine. cluded with each pattern. Send FIFTEEN CENTS (15c) In HIS SOLE OCCUPATION? coins or stamps (coins preferred) for this pattern. Write plainly name, address and style number. BE SURE TO STATE SIZE. Address orders to Sewing Circle Pattern Department, 243 West Seventeenth Street, New York City. step-by-st- v T PREPAREDNESS Johnny was very hard on trousers. day, while shopping with a friend his mother bought cloth for a pair of trousers for Johnny, but ordered a good bit more than seemed necessary. "Why do you get so much?" asked the friend who was with her. "Oh," was the reply, "this Is for reserved seats." One The Bell Syndicate, "KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES" YE rtrtri ST WEveRy MK ; wA-y- EDWARD IT MOP DIFFICULT IP T OUT OF THU HASH ! X CAH HOOSC WITHOUT RUWfvUNlO IHTO THAT FAlKf W TH NECK. lea-si- L.l HAMD0R5ere.? IO CrO TO the rtovie.': ?r I ID J hm- My - Ere- .- Good eveni& dear mo?, to the movies - J i . Eddie Is Demoted , i hamburger.' II THE MOviesl THey nrc WAV OUT 4, r f rty - V. tiEnenoere. chocolita FPOTt NOW OK NO MORE OW.EA3T OF CHICKSH j WEAKMcITS OF flAttJ t,OT rTfV., Incj FOR. MV56LP. 1 "AT5 TO CrET I MR-- . 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Sergeant I know, captain, but a nest of hornets got Into the game. Couldn't Daunt Him "1 must tell you that my daughter Couldn't Stand Himself can bring a husband only her beauty An elderly man became somewhat and her Intellect." "1 don't mind many young couples worried nbout himself and went to see a doctor. The doctor listened have started In a very small way." and smiled. "My dear sir," he said, "this little Funny Thing, Age habit of talking to yourself isn't any"A very handsome woman, that thing to worry about." Mrs. Miller." "Isn't It?" said the patient, seen "You ought to have her 15 or nantly. "You don't know what a 20 years ago when she was 10 years darned bore I am." younger." London The Mean Thing Service First Actress I like to act In a Walter Tea or coffee? play that brings tears. Guest Chocolate I Second Actress Won't any plaj Waiter (shouting) Mizum. you're In do that? IfW Tit-Bit- mm |