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When the city of Manila fell into our hands, one Captain Moffat, a plain American citizen, who had managed a newspaper somewhere out West, was made a superintendent of prisons. Three Spaniards were administering the affairs of the institutions when Captain Moffat assumed control, and they gladly consented to remain temporarily in charge. Captain Moffat, however, was a keen observer, and a quiet investigation which he Instituted soon disclosed the fact that the sum allowed by law for the maintenance of each prisoner was regularly diverted to the pockets of the three Spaniards. The prisoners were suffering from the necessities of life, but their keepers were waxing fat. As soon as the evidence was complete, Captain Moffat placed the three men under arrest. asked the "What is the charge? , irriga-gatio- e e .t pro-iuse- son-in-la- Noblesse Oblige. is not every host who has fldvert'sements Kindly Mention This Pacsr. ly w $50. 75. July 1(5, 17 and 18 Indianapolis, Ind..ani return, $4(5.10. to prevent an awkward guest from Two daily trains via R. G. W. railway. ill at The London ease. papers ing Dining cars. Standard and tourist Pulltell a story of one such host. mans. Electric lighted chair cars. Rock Spaniards. Twenty-fNot long ago the officers of the ballasted roadbed. Grade crossings. In When told, they greeted it with irst Lancers, a corps which has Why, laughter. they exclaimed, rendered Itself famous by a gallant fact, all the luxuries and safety appliance of modern times. For maps, etc., call on that is nothing but our beneflcio! charge at the battle of Omdurman, gave or address C. F. Warren, general agent, said Captain a We call it robbio, officer who had Moffat, as he committed them for trial. distinguished himself at the charge a A., T. & S. F 411 Dooly block, Salt Lake City, Utah. The significant thing about the in- mark of honor by inviting him one cident is the laugh with- - which the evening to a seat at their table. He Money talks, said Weary Waggles, Spaniards greeted the charge of em- had been decorated with the Victoria hut I never had even a speaking acquaintbezzlement. To them, evidently, their Cross, and this distinction was well ance with it. actions represented only what any man won. would have FOURTH OF JULY RATE with their opportunities The young man came. Colonel Sir done. It Is not surprising that susRobert White presided at the dinner. VI Itlo Grando Western Railway. picion should be the normal attitude of The officer was On July 3rd and 4th the Rio Grand a people whose knowledge of political somewhat ill at ease, being unaccusWestern railway will soli excursion tickets morals is drawn from the conduct of tomed to the dinner customs of polite to any point on the lines at one single fare lesSpanish officials. The value of the society. He did very well until the for the round trip. Tickets pood until States if United the be lost ion will were brought around; July th, lMtlt. Best local train service to acts upon the assumption that the only then, the bowl which Ogden, Provo, Eureka, etc., etc. that imagining question to be considered In connection was handed to him contained some new with the Filipinos is between Spanish kind of Some Important changes have been he lifted it and drank and American civilization. There are out of it. drink, made in the Maintenance of Way deof the Baltimore and Ohio doubtless Spaniards. incorruptible This presented a serious emergency partment east of the Ohio river by AssistSpains mistake has been in not putting to his host, for if the other guests pro- lines General ant Manager Willard. Thera them in authority in her colonies. ceeded to make the use of their will hereafter be four division enproper, of There are plenty corrupt Americans. bowls, the officer gineers Instead of six, with territory Our safety will dppend upon our sucwould discover his mistake, and be and headquarters as follows; B. T. cess in keeping them at home and out humiliated. lines between all PhiladelThe colonel was not will- Fendall, of office. Brunswick, Md., with headthat the pleasure of his brave guest phia and at ing Baltimore. C. B. Owen, quarters Authority in the Philippines should should be marred by any such humiliamain line and branches between the be a matter in which individual integ- tion. He thergore rose, and was imiMd., and Grafton, W. Va rity and competence alone are consid- tated in this by the other officers. Brunswick,Brunswick yard, with head- including or ambition not and ered, personal the quarters at Cumberland, Md. J. F. Then he took up his finger-bowpolitical preferment. Cassell, the main line from Parkersrest did the same. to Wheeling, burg including both to I he ask said, Gentlemen," you entlenefts of War drink with me the health of our brave terminals and the atEelington branch, Grafton, W. Va. War is savage in its very nature, and guest who now wears the Victoria with headquarters C. T. Manning, the main line and to be one looks for war among savages Cross! branches from Wheeling to Cumbernot is such That barbarous. peculiarly Then he drank every drop of the land by way of Pittsburg, with headalways the case among the people of tepid water in his as did quarters at Pittsburg. Samoa is attested by a letter sent from all the other officers. This is the time when the young man Samoa by an American gentleman who The story is a good one, but one with the $4,000 education prepares to hus. recently visited Apia, and who gives a wonders what the tl for a $100 job. in of Mataafas camp officer will think when, as Is likely to army description after a battle between the rival claimbe the case some time if his advanceAn unconscious enemy to secioty is the ants to the throne. ment continues, he learns the proper man who wears a red cravat with a pink We went all about among the huts function of a finger-bowshirt. where the savages were resting after Thrashing King. the battle and making preparations for We honor the champion of Santiago During the Ashanti campaign there the next fight. It was a very peaceful and also sell Champion Mowers, Bay, scene, for their arms were all concealed was a grotesque exhibition of a native Binders and Rakes, Plymouth Red under the mats where the men sat, and policemans indifference to the "divinTag Twine, and Case Threshing maa king." Genmany of the soldiers were accompanied ity that doth hedge chinery, nothing better made. Houses They eral Colley, then the major commandby their wives and children. Idaho Falls and Montpelier, Idaho, at were amusing themselves by smoking ing the transport column, writing to how one describes Logan, Ogden and Salt Lake City, his monarch sister, and beating Utah. driven out foolishness had his him of are a amiable most The Samoans Wagon Sc Machlnk Co. race of savages, and white people are by the rod of correction." lie says: idea ones am I afraid of the majesty always perfectly safe among them. Often the Case. Everywhere we were greeted with "that doth enshroud a king is not exFarmer Honk Your nephew playa smiles and friendly nods and the salu- alted in this country. At one station Stack-pol- e tation, Talofa, which means, Love on my way down I heard a row in camp the fiddle, dont he? Farmer Nope; he works at it. to you," from men, women and chil- during the night, and the next morndren. ing sent to inquire what it was. A naSociety Deader One instance of their friendly feeling tive police corporal of mine, a first-rat- e Are aecessarily people of excellent Judgoccurred during the big battle. A fellow, came up and saluted. taste and refinement. 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Strange .wintry Across the brooks blown rim, and on the withered fern That drooped beside It was the cold white gleam Of April's frozen rain. ! ti j Jk&iL hair. It cleanses the scalp; Moffatt Coined a hew Word. Husband (rushing into the room) Wife Whats th Come out, quick matter? The house is on fire and we will be burnt to death If we hesitate a But yesterday! And lo! as In a dream y I walk the path again. moment. Run, run for your life! Silent and dal k no more, for fount and In minute. out a be Ive got Yes, Ill loosened stieain to tidy up the room a little, so that It Flash In and out among the springing weeds. will look decent when the firemen get low laughter In the tufted reeds Making here. And elders straight and tall While clear and sweet across the tanA volunteer in a Colorado regiment at gled brakes Manila has been cured of stuttering by be- I hear (what tender memories it wakes') A bluebirds piping call. ing shot through the throat by a Mauser Adelaide D. 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It cures uys pepsia and indigestion. ! .if: Town SHORT STORIES THE VETERANS. of 1 FtrtU The traveler who visits Colorado for the first time is surprised an l ion rossed with men to stop firing, and hostilities were the opportunities the state affords in agricultural pursuits The mneral wealth of suspended while the white man went the state, with its many famous mines, to of a out and drove his horses place seems to have become lixea in the minds of shelter. Then the combatants went at crowding out all know'edge of strangers, it again. her wonderfully fertile S"il. Little thought n When I.lncolu Sat for HI Picture. is ever given to the VhtOt' miles of canals that have boon constructed, The death of Joseph Medill, late editor of the Chicago Tribune, recalls the and the 2.00J,000 acres of land which have story of a picture of Lincoln, the one thus far been made productive. Yet, out to the eut of b71 exhibits from Colorado at the by which he became known ieciai premium soon first worlds fair, eiglity-onhis after country, taken very were awarded, covering all kinds of fruit nomination for the presidency. A correspondent of the New York Sun gives and produce. The wheat exhibit attracted awards wide attention, and twenty-livthe incident in Mr. Medills words: numoer I knew him so well that we called were given it alone, the larg each other Abe and Joe. He came to received by any one state in the Union. has readied $1,000,000 a see me in the Tribune office soon after The fruit industry in is and its infancy. Sugar beet yet year his nomination. I said to him, after we is a profitable industry. The min culture had talked of more important matters: eral wealth of the state, which leads all Abe, there are not many people in other Mates in the Uuion in the output of the country who know how you look. gold and silver, does not compare with her You must have your picture taken. agrlcul Miaul wealth. A handsome an 1 Why not do it now? Ill go with you. illustrated pamphlet, entitled Tha Snapshots were unknown then, and Fertile Lands of Colorado, has just been so were newspaper artists, as they are issued by the passenger department of th called. Lincoln went to his hotel to Denver & liio Grande railway, and gives fix up, and I called for him at the apdetailed Information of the lands and their pointed time. I think he saw that I location, and may bo had upon application to S. lx. Hooper, general passenger agent, was surprised. How do I look? he asked. His coat Denver, or II. M. Cushing, traveling paswas buttoned from top to bottom, but senger agent, f8 West Second South street. it was his hair which made him look Salt Lake City, Utah. strange. He had evidently wet it, and Cur Gent of Snow. It was brushed to the skin and across (With apologies to Mr. Kipling.) his temples as smoothly as if It had in her mothers house, Im been ironed. It will never do, I said, as soon as But master in my own. New York Commercial Advertiser. I could recover breath. Abe, you the never could be elected president if It is a fortunate thing sometimes to be in country thought you wore your hair the hole, especially aliout the time a c J, that way. clone hits the town. He looked at me as if he were dazed. He had plastered his hair down in that Your l.HHtrrn Mali and innocently. He Is now carried on the Overland Limited of way honestly looked in the mirror, and then that the Uniou Pacific, because Uncle Sain peculiar expression of humor dawned knows that the Old Reliable gives the in his face. He took both hands and best Bcrvice and makes the quickest time shoved them through his hair until it of any line in tlio west. Ticket ollico, Old looked like a brush heap after a hurriStand, 101 Main street. cane. Then he turned toward rue, and It is the man w 1th the strongest pull that I told him that was more like him. the most salary. draws We proceeded to the photographers, where Lincoln ran his long fingers CHEAP PASSENGER RATES through his hair again. From the picture then taken all copies for campaign VI Atchison, Topeka & Santa F Hallway purposes were made, and whatever June 10 and 17 St. Louis and return, caricatures and cartoons were made of into. him during the campaign were suggesJuly 1. 2 and 8 Detroit and return, $5L ted by that picture. 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