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Show Moose Caught on Fly Paper. Portland (Me.) woman had a runny experience with sticky fly paper. She opened it ready for use and left it on the table, where It did pretty good The next morning the execution. family was surprised to find a little mouse stuck fast to the paper, unable to get away, and putting up the most pitiful little squeaks Imaginable. A catalogue of 800 prices, suitable to every taste and condition, mailed on inquiry. Prizes given for saving Diamond C Soap wrappers. Address Cudahy Soap Works, South Omaha, Neb. Time is money so tis said, and yet lots of fools throw away money to kill time. Mrs. Winslows Soothing Syrup for children teething, Boftenstbe gums, reduces Inflammation, allays pain, cures wind colic. 26 ceuis a bottle. A man may know love by be unable to define it. heart and yet AAA- VAA NEW fo Denver, Omaha, St. Louis, Chicago sad Boston. The Deuver & Rio Grande railroad Scenic lineof the World announces new and important additions to their already well arranged sleeping car servio. In tho future, this popular line will run through weekly Pullman Tourist sleepers to Omaha, Chicago, New York and Boston, also to St. Louis without change. These cars will start from Portland, Oregon, thus giving benefit of through servloe on Oregon Short Line, as well as from all Utah points. The excursions are personally conducted and furnish all the conveniences of regular Pullman sleepers at less than half the cost. The St. Louis car will leave O. S. L. station every Thursday and Ogden via Rio Grande Western railway, every Friday morning. The Omaha, Chi- cago, New York and Boston sleeper will leave O. S. L. station every Wednesday and Salt Lake every Thursday evening, thus affording the inestimable privilege of in Salt Lake City. lay-ova twelve-hou- r For rates and all details, write to B. F. Nevins, General Agent, or H. M. Cushing, T. P. A.,D. &R. G. Railway, Salt Lake City, or any Oregon Short Line or Rio er Grande Western ticket agent. The Crank In History. Columbus was deemed a crank by the people of his time. So were Galileo, Jenner, Stephenson and Fulton. Hardly a discoverer or an Inventor, an explorer or a philosopher who has made his mark In the history of the world but was dubbed crank before hia merits were recognized. People who are propose things Impossible after they have done the cranks; Impossible things they are geniuses. If It had not been for cranks the human race today would be living in caves, wearing the skins of beasts for clothing and eating raw meat for dinner. The crank is the advance agent of civilization. Chicago Chronicle. sioFia in ? iSHIEiia We never did ; but we have seen the clothing at this time of the year so covered with dandruff that it looked as if it had been out in a regular snowstorm. No need of this snowstorm. As the summer sun would melt the falling snow so will ahich Vetter had nade out to Mrs. Swearengen. He pleaded guilty and sentence. was given a fifteen years HarBenton went Mrs. to DIUSES THEREFORE Swearengen AND bor, and a few months ago Thompson, VORCE COURT OFTEN. her second husband, to whom she was married twice and divorced from twice, Mrs. Schwearengene Peculiar Doings began courting her for the third time, Woman Who Hold, the and she immediately began proceedings Michigan A MatriRecord for Separation for a divorce from Swearengen, with monial Tangle. the intention, it is said, of marrying Thompson for the third time. HE matrimonial POVERTY IN ITALY. experience of Mrs. Mary Swearengen The Mot De.tltute Will Eat Diseased of Buchanan, Mich., Erult null Raw Fish. who a few weeks masses The in Italy strike an Amerdiago began a vorce suit against ican as the most absolutely impoverof any people on earth, said Dr. her husband, ished P. E. Swasey, a widely traveled resiSwearenGeorge New' Britain, Conn., to a Washof dent now a gen, serving I have seen senfifteen-yea- r ington Post reporter. the market about tence in Jackson juvenile beggars and seize devour roteagerly is places psuitentiary for attempted murder, I took when it away most extraordinary. This remarkable ten fruit, and small some them and them from gave reached her woman, who has not yet fortieth year, has been married five coins to buy wholesome fruit with they 1 times, twice to twro of her husbands regarded me, think, more in the light man a than a benefactor. On of crazy figShe has once third. to and the ured in three divorce suits and is now the hauling in of fishermens nets I venturing into the fourth. She is the have seen Italians grab at the small mother of three daughters, one by each fish contained therein and devour them of her husbands, each daughter being raw with the greatest gusto. The spectacle is a most repulsive one, but it a half sister to the others. Not content with this wonderful record, the goes to show what a famished and people will resort to when subject of this sketch was married for to obtain 11 unable was she proper food. "After time when first the years of age, and became a mother at 15. witnessing such sights no American Her daughter followed in the mothers can fail to thank God that he lives in footsteps, marrying when she was 16 a land of plenty, where every human years old and becoming a mother at being that is willing to work can secure not only the necessities, but the 17, making Mrs. Swearengen a grandmother before she had completed her comforts of life, and where young FAST TIME TO CHICAGO LIKES CONJUGAL YOKE CARS. SLEEPING Yla Rio Grande Western Railway. Commencing February 5, the new time card of the Rio Grande Western goes into effect The Atlantic Express leaves Salt Lake City at 9 a. m., arriving at Denver at 9:80 a, m. the following morning and Chicago at 2:15 p. m. tho third day ; making connections with limited train from' Chicago to New York. The evening train leaves at 7:40 p. m., arrive at Denver t 9:15 p. m. the following night and Chicago at 8 a. m. ' he third day, making close connection with the fast morning train for New York and Boston. Both of these equipped through train are splendidly with all latest appliances and convenience Pullman and nd carry Pullman Palace Tourist sleeping cars as well as free Reclining Chair Cars. Ticket office No. 103 (Postofflce West Second South street. corner. ) A man may not be a hero to his valet but we don't see what business a hero ha with a valet, anyway. Every woman thinks she can make better coffee than any other woman she knows. My doctor said I would die, but Fiso 2ure for Consumption cured me. Amo Kelner, Cherry Valley, 111., Nov. 23, 95. Truth never dodges no matter who throws mud at it. a man discovers a good doctor and then loses confidence in him nearly every year of his life. poverty- -stricken next to Godliness Soap in the laundry. Woman may he the weaker vessel, bn she manages to make as many knots on the matrimonial sea as the ether one. Cleanliness use Diamond HOURS Salt Lake to New York. By a recent change in sched ule the Overland Limited of the Union Pacific and in connection with the L. S. & M. S. and N. Y. C. & H. R. R. R., now make the unparalled time record of only three days to New Y'ork. Train leaves Salt Lake 7:00 a. m., Ogden 8:10 a. m. daily, arrives Chicago 7 :45 a. m. and Grand Central depot New York City 10:85 a. m. , second and third days respectively. Only one change of cars and twelve hour quickest time. For purchase of tickets and reservation of berths call at the Old Stand, 201 Main street, or address H. M. Clay, General Agent. Do not belive statements that other people are working hard for you. If you do not work hard for yourself, nobody else ONLY Is C SEVENTY-THRE- E North-Wester- n melt these flakes of dandruff In the scalp. It goes further than this: it prevents their formation. It has still other properties: it will restore color to gray hair in just ten times out of every ten cases. And it does even more: it feeds and nourishes the roots of the hair. Thin hair becomes thick hair; and short hair becomes long hair. We have a book on the Hair and Scalp. It is yours, for the asking. Deafne.s Cannot Be Cured by local applications as they cannot reach the diseased portion of the ear. There is only one way to cure deafness, and that is by constitutional remedies. Deafness is caused by an Inflamed condition of the mucus lining of the Eustachian Tube. When this tube is inflamed hearyou have a rumbling sound or imperfect la ing, and when It is entirely closed deafness can be inflammation the theresult, and unless CQ Sold by Druggists, 75c. Hall's Family Hills are the best. THE KEELEY INSTITUTE Drunkenness, habits Cocaine, Cigarette and Tobnojo W. Brown, W. in state. Oulf Keeley Institute the Lock Box 480. Medical Director and Manager. Address all correspondence. The Keely Institute, 17 Grape street, First North. Salt Lake City Utah. Opium. "WANTED Case of bad health that will not benefit. Send 5 cents to Ripaus Chemical Co. New York, for 10 samples and 1.000 testimonials. What! Schil- ling's Best tea How, then, can you pay for adulterated full ? ce tea? n As a Poker Stiff) 0 A man may be the moneyed factor during the engagement, but after marriage the woman always appoints herself the DR. G.W. SHORES Hundreds of valuable presents given free with Diamond C Soap wrappers. Ask your grocer all about it. Your life will never rise any higher than your belief. If you believe wrong you will behave wrong. SoTC from a Cold. . THERE IS SCIENCE IN NEATNESS. BE WISE AND USE n DHDQVI IT, NEW DISCOVERY; R quick relief and cures worM Send for book of testimonials and lO days treatment Free. Dr. H. H.faKKtva suss. Allan. rases. . PRESSES I I 1 w'ttTOM PENSION BICkKOKD, Washington, D. C., they will receive quick replies. B. 5th N H. Vole Buff torn Corps. Prosecuting Claims since IS 7 1 . . . PAPER CUTTERS . . and . . Printers Supplies T II . OP EVERY DESCRIPTION. EXPERT SPECIALIST IN ALL DISEASES OF MEN. STRICTLY The good measures cf the vegetable dealer should always come out on top. It drives out the Cold and Cures . Cal. NEW YOKE. N.T. SAN FRANCISCO, TO CUKE A COLD IN ONE DAY Take Laxative Hromo Quinine Tablets. All If it fails to cure. druggists refund the money 25c. The genuine has L. B. Q. on each tablet. It might as well be remembered that one little apple did the world more harm than ail the cider ever made. ST. JACOBS OIL. TYPE medi- cashier. As a Boil IN with the Co. LOUISVILLE, Ky. Warm up with a rub of Slitiu fornia Fig Syrup cal profession, and the satisfaction which the genuine Syrup of Figs has given to millions of families, makes the name of the Company a guaranty of the excellence of its remedy. It is far in advance of all other laxatives, as it acts on the kidneys, liver and bowels without irritating or weakening them, and it does not gripe nor nauseate. In order to get its beneficial effects, please remember the name of the Company CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO. taken out and this tube restored to its normal be destroyed forever; condition, hearing willare caused by catarrh, nine cases out of ten which is nothing hut an inflamed condition of the mucus surfaces. We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case of Deafness (caused by catarrh) that cannot be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars, free. & Tolea D7WK3WW tea-pri- is due not only to the originality and simplicity of the combination, but also to the care and skill with which it is manufactured by scientific processes known to the California Fig Syrup Co. only, and we wish to impress upon all the importance of purchasing the true and original remedy. As the genuine Syrup of Figs is manufactured by the California Fig Syrup Co. only, a knowledge of that fact will assist one in avoiding the worthless imitations manufactured by other parties. The high standing of the Cali- will. It you do not obtain all the benefit you expected from the use it.of the Vigor, Probably write the doctor about there Is some difficulty with your general system which may be easily Address, DR. J. 0. AYfeRf Lowell. Mass. Cant pay the price of THE EXCftLENCE OF SYRUP CF FIGS OiJritS W fit ht AlL fcLSt f AiLSw Coirfb Syrup. Tastes Good. Use In tirnp W. N. U., Salt Snii tr c1ru6TRlta. Lak-e- No. 51, 1898. ME PAY MRS. SWEARENGEN AND H WHEN ER THREE HUSBANDS. year. Mrs. Swearengen was originally Mary Machette of Buchanan, a member of a respectable family. At the age of 14, against her parents will, she married George Swearengen. One year of married life with her husband sufficed for her, and after her daughter was born she left him. A few years later she procuren divorce and married Albert SherwuTT Another daughter was born to them and she lived three years with her second husband. They parted and Sherwood went to California, where he was shot and killed In a saloon brawl. Mrs. Swearengen Sherwood remained single two years and George Thompson won her heart. A third daughter was born. Not two years of their married life elapsed before Thompson was sentenced to Jackson penitentiary for a year for evil doing. During his absence his wife secured a divorce, but after his release he came back and the couple were remarried. In the course of a couple of years Mrs. Swearengen became tired cf Thompson and procured another divorce in Illinois and returned to her old home In Buchanan. George Swearengen, her first husband, appeared on the scene and married Mrs. SWf,arer.gen Sherwood Thompson the second time. Three years ago Swearengen attempted to kill his August Vetter, in order, it is alleged, to get $2,000 insurance money thirty-secon- d son-in-la- YOU CURED.,.. ARE children are not brought up to look upon a bare crust of bread as the onlj buffer against starvation. RUA8lg. Not Ono Dollar Required In Advance. IF YOU 6UFFER FROM CREWSOM2 GALLOWS. This view of the khalifas gallows scarcely needs any comment. All who LOST SfSfib. Seminal Weakness, Varicocele, Hydrocele, Syphilis, Gonorrhoea, Stricture, small oi Shrunken organs, premature old age and all ether private diseases, whetberjeaused by ignorance excess or contagion.no matter how severe you ean consult Dr. G. W. Shores. the physlclai who haa given his life to curing chronto disease, and be examined, advised, treated and cured without paying him one dollar until the eure 1 e (Tec ted. The doctor rese: res ythe right, however, bo refuse any incurable cuself he can't pure you he don't want your money. Suoh an offer waa never before made by a responsible physician, and Dr. G. W. Shores is only able be make it beoause he positively cures these die. ease. Don't waste another cent on questionable doctors, but consult the Old Doctor and be cured. BUSINESS SACREDLY CONFIDENTIAL. THE KHALIFAS GALLOWS. have read the accounts of Father or of Slatin will remember the terrible frequency with which the gallows were employed. The gallows were viewed by the English troops in their recent campaign. Ohr-wald- Call at 9IO Harmon Block (Dro. Iborae Shores' OfHoe) or t er G. W. SHORES, Lock Box 1083, SALT LAKR CITY, UTAH DR. fJCREtt" Jo The facilities for inland transportation are so limited in Brazil that the Inhabitants of the ports find it cheaper to import grain from North America than from their own farms. 1 to 1tm Bir O for unoal dim harass, In flam mat 6 or uWr&! mucous mernbiT iaiiilesu, and net as 'ut or poxionoua (iuraoed not to tirteiuro. i irritation of Prtveui cou tog too. yi MmEvANSCHEUIClCo. CIKC(1NTI,0. U. 8. A. I y. I Sold by Druggli or I'V In plain wrs ml express, prepaid. 0i), fr 3 12.? Circular sent on req |