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Show V OUR BUDGET OF FUN. n A coal mine at Da illy, Scotland, which cauclit fire fifty years ago, has at last burned itself out. 'K-- A l fT A. jtv GOOD JOKES. ORIGINAL AND SELECTED. SOME tO'N-ll r. V V Doolin and the Thunderbolt How a "Wake Almost Resulted la a Double lin FunerU Flotsam ami Jetsam the Uouilo Papers. h4 from L- nvxi -3 have rorn boxes WEta h bIHuNb DtlllUand laeath. Vpon receipt e of 5lo t0 we vuli mail ou four 14 boxes j and written guarantee 00-to cure or refund four money. Single boxes F. C. SCK3AMM, Druggist, 8..U Hi., BALT L.1KL Cll V. UTAH. V po&l-tl- DR. G.W. SHORES EXf RT SPECIALIST IN ALL DISEASES OF MEN. STRICTLY R ELIABLE. W WHEN YOU CURED,,.. ARE Not One Dollar Required In K.T-TO.- Nor in his whispered tone. and smile, he tried Affection still to prove, ?he nerved her heart with woman's pride. And spurned his fickle love. And when, vv'th word It Struck Home. DENTIAL. Call at 210 Harmon Itlock (Dr,. Shore Shores Office) or CLAIMANTS ro write to NATH AN PPNSION IE lSICKtORD, I). they replies B. Hh N.H.Vols II will receive nuickWashington, Stall 20thCorpa Prosecuting Claims since 7 a 1 & NEW DISCOVERY; h quick relief ind cuies wor.r casea. Sond fnr book ot tparimoTDKR and lO days treatment Free. lr. li. H.okLi- j?ov. Ai'uatv. V.a. R WANTED Cae of bad health that will not benefit. Feud 5 cents to liians Chemical Co., h. ew 1 ork. for 10 samples and ,uou testimonials. V 1 1 I 1 A DR. G. W. SHORES, rla E 8 I'ol'k Box 1585 SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH r or 7. P Sold by nrog-iat- TJ a ij 1 in plain wrapp by express, prepaid, J 00, or 3 bottles, $2.75. Circular sent on reqne $1 . Office. Church and Library Furniture. C. F. V eber & Co., 7 W. FPst South St., Salt Lako City, Utah. B. A McMIUen, Manager. Try Schillings Best your dont like it. money back if you Oh, mamma, dont read any more about cannibals being wicked tor Why, my cooking the missionaries. own dads as bad as any of them. I heard him tell you himself that at dinner last night he toasted all hi? friends. Ally Sloper. WHOLESALE PRICES. ' J UinitcS 1 t a il fsRlst y. ? i I ' . ' fpbig uivlv s' K iiatLi 1 AUTGialATIO Cell? Are Your Eyes Sorer pnii,it7d or Cdtps core c nurt v D app le'i. fnil 8o b tie for 2s1 Kne 120 d a c fj Si AN M -- 'r' , I tpt 1' s ( Kei ( u nol lii ( i'FoWn u. tCKE CO., Cl n, 1 .:ui CrW is 1 )'iif It r l . Wardirp-Eh- k , s M IU ti - i, O r i. 1 Ci i 1 horo ot BhttidIp v r 2 nr rt. ' i k-J- 'u - t. --V j , tolV C.) i ) ( ) Indianapolis, Ind. Caine "I t U. s T Salt A XAmA liit'.c N. U.. . ilar. s v;r oj o oo o oC)o oo oo o i ( t' I, T' n.h 1 Pi3 . . . - tV " Lake-N- o. vT WiivK. - j. , r'-.- A-- s:- t? accident and life ffeservti?. Iahr.U Ttrns to Agents. 1 1 fi-- ) T J j ' Y iko c: or 'o OrfRf9t h, (I'lia1'! 'V g hI m t v,y i 'I' t w 'Ti 'm4 Yilii'its.ll bPlnei, COpie f. No Jjp. JTff'4'! ii tinnlc cfV'I In ki U Lodus ami A( '"'ri (T iOkUhf 7 V REGISTER. that wil kei p you I ry . o the hard- est storm huv the I ish Brand Shrker. If natter sale in yourS F, town, write for catalogue to A. J. TOWL'R. Boston, Mass. Full lino of Rumpled on s Main, Ajt. forlFt.ili Ordersand Get Prices fix m $5 to er ic. - Li Li a 1 . L'l ? F'Tnn.fTf! Prices What They Tliiuk. IF AT FIRST YOU DONT SUCCEED, TRY IW State Street, Salt Lake Citv, Utah. lll?lirat Cash Price Paid for Wheat and Grain. Carload lots a specialty. 242 home. 155 Main St., Salt Lake City 2461 Washington Avo., Ogden, Utah. w MILLING Co IN The Soldiers Mother I got a letter from George today, and he is grumbling about the victuals in the army. I am glad to The Soldiers Widow hear that he is making himself at BROWKIIUC BROS. CO. An the Thunderbolt. Doolin aad Home Line, or Hand Cameras and Fhotographio Supplies, send for our new catalogue, which wil give you the best wholesale prices, which cannot he equaled east or west. It is free for the asking. Lf?We also have a complete line of HARDWARE at our Ogden .store, and the most complete REPAIR SHOPS in the country. r-- INTER-MOUNTA- NATIONAL GASH YOU WANT ANYTHING IN THE Shooting, Fishing, Camping, Baseball, Athletic or Sporting Goods n Money to loan on improved farms in Utah and Idaho. 607 McCornick Buildinst. te 13 Cxr" " The Middlesex Banking Gd. 11 and enjoy ng, IF RECORDS. driinrgi-te- it more besides. T LW YOKE, N. T U i You might as well be safe tea-drinki- A No interior nootK. Moeairv Blionottraphs. Gruplmpinm, ami supplies. Parlors am! salesroom :."i Alain M.. Salt Lake Citv. Utah Phonograph Co Cl. as. V. Stajner. Pres, nml Mj?r. track-walk- - in your FlliE PH0XS6RAFH LOUISVILLE, Ey. CO. P. Doolin was a on the hurulut OsoHrtiroiholI Erie railroad. He attended a wake POnOCRSC? one day shortly before it was time for UnUULniLOi From W. S. HENDERSON, him to go on duty, with the lamentWholesale and retail dealer In Imported and able result that early in the evening he Domestic, Green aim Faucy Groceries, Fish and S. Mum and Tobacco. ONE FOR A DOSE. seemed ambitious to walk on both Poultry, Cigars T?emoT PirnpVfl, Prtrent sides of the track at once, says HarBiliousness, Purify tht'Blood, AB U S I NE SSEDU 0 ATi ON i atldress (.tire llcAiJacbe and Drsppsia. A inovuinert ot tho bows ouch day is D4cfHsary pers Magazine. for honlt h. Thor neither gr j nor sjukrn. To cod- The Thunderbolt express was due JOS. NELSON, mcf y n, w will mail sainvlp fre, or foil box for . DR. CCSANKO CO., PHllA., PA. c. Sold by to pass the Haskell road at 8:45. At TEMPLETON, SALT LAKE CITY. that time Doolin reached the road, but the train did not appear. She was still ? Ty invisible at 9, and Doolin began to '4,6' '&J' J ''ijr Q worry about her in a maudlin way. When she was twenty minutes late he could control his anxiety no longer, and began walking the track toward her as fast as he could in his unsteady condition. The Thunderbolt meantime wa3 She flying along at unusual speed. had been delayed by a trifling wreck, and the engineer was making up lost time. Suddenly a lantern whirled like a giant pinwheel in the gloom far down track. The engineers face whitened; the brakes ground into the complaining wheels; the engine rocked and trembled; passengers lurched in their seats, and with a hiss of air and steam the Thunderbolt stopped. Dropping from his cab the trembling engineer ran up to where P. Doolin stood. What whats the matter? he gasped. Yere late, said Doolin. Fwhat kept yez? CURE YOURSELF Use Big O for uunatu 1 bo a .. J discharges, inllamm&tiu; Oosr&Qteed f or ulceratu irntutious not tu Btnouire. ot mucous membran jjPrevcau cooiagion. Painless, and not aetr guTHEEvANSCHEMICALCO. gent or poisonous. C'NCIKhATl.O.r" U. 8. A. the Company CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP SAN FRANCISCO, CL Assayerand Chemists. Seminal Weakness, Varicocele, Hydrocele, Syphilis, Gonorrhoea, Stricture, small or shrunken organs, premature old age and all other private diseases, whether caused by ignorance excess or contagion.no matter how severe, you can consult Ir. G. W. SnoaKs.the physician who has given his life to curing chronic disease, and be examined, advised, treated and cured without paving him one dollar until the cure is effected. The doctor reserves the right, however, to refuse any incurable case if he can' cure you he don't want your money. Such an offer was never before made by a responsible physician, and Dr. G. W. Shores is only able to make it because be positively cures these diseases. Don't waste another cent on questionable doctors, but consult the "Old Doctor and be cured. BUSINESS SACREDLY CONFI- !fliniTr i'il f drnur-la- J? fiitip-plie- s. HOOD, Probably there is some difficultr with your ereMprul svstem winch mar be easily removed. Address, LLi. J. C. AYER, Lowell, Mass. is due :t E.H. Airis, Pres ft. V. Niool Sec. Contraotln Blectrlclnns. Wholesale aud Heuill Electric Phone ti. 16 W. Firat bouth hi., Salt Lake. E3AfJ- - If you do iiot obtain ail the bene fits you expected from the use of th vifcror, write the doctor shout it. TEE EXCELLENCE aa Not by offense of spoken words. But by the slights that wound. She knew that life held nothing now That could the past repay, Yet she disdained his tardy vow, And coldly turned away. IF YOU SUFFER FROM will surely restore color to gray hair; and it will also give your hair all the wealth and gloss of eatly life. Do not allow the falling of hair to threaten you ongerwith baldness. Do not be annoyed with dandruff. We will send you our book on the Hair and Scalp, free upon request. Write to the Doctor f M He came too lac! The suldle chords Of lot e were all unbound. Advance. -- CF SYEl? OF FIGS to not t'ie u only originality and of the combination, but also simplicity Pln&ssnt, PniatablH, j'oiMnt. Ta;te Coed Pc to the care and skill with which it is Good, Never Molten. Weaken, or 10c, 2jo. Xjc manufactured by scientific processes ... CURE CONSTIPATION. ... Urrllul Rravo, Conpkaj, Vo.tr.al, lark. ttO known to the California Fig Syrup Co. only, and we wish to impress upon Poid Drt gnararteod by U IU .ibis to CURE Tobaceo Habit. all the importance of purchasing the true and original remedy. As the SALT LAKE CITY DIRECTORY. genuine Syrup of Figs is manufactured by the California Fig Strup Co. UTAH IMPLEMENT CO. only, a knowledge of that fact will assist one in avoiding the worthless Mitchell Farm and Spring Wagons. imitations manufactured by other parRushord Farm Wagons. Write for Prices. ties. The high standing of the CaliHenney Buggies and Carriages. fornia Fig .Syrup Co. with the mediHenry Wapner Brewing Co.s cal profession, and the satisfaction which the genuine Syrup of Figs lias Celebrated Beer. given to millions of families, makes Salt Lake City, Utah. the name of the Company a guaranty of the excellence of its remedy, ft is LAMBERT PAPER CO, far in advance of all other laxatives, as it acts on the kidneys, liver and Everythin!? in the lin of Frinters Supplier Twines, Ktr. bowels without irritating or weakenWrapping Fnper, Rags, Taper Careful and prompt attention to orders by mall. ing them, and it does not gripe nor nauseate. In order to get its beneficial Salt Lake Electric Supply Co. effects, please remember the Dame of - ' He came too late! Her countless dreams Of hope had long since flown; No charms dwelt in his chosen themes, ME PAY mmm TKA3I MARN (tlaiSUIReO He came too late! At once lie Lit That all his power was o'er; Indittcrence in her calm snide dwelt She thought of him no more. Anger and grief had passed away. Her heart and thoughts were tree; Sle met him, and her words were gay No spell had Memory. THE T4BIETS CAN EP GIVEN WITHOUT KNOWLEDGE OF THE PaTIEaT. If you are young you naturally appear so. If you are old, why appear so? Keep young inwardly; we will look after the outwardly. You need not worry longer about those little streaks of gray; advance agents of age. CANDY CATHARTIC He Came Too lie carne too late! Neglei t had tried Her constancy too long; Her loe had yielded to her pride. An,! the deep sense of wrong. She soomtd the ottering of a heart Which lingered on its way, Till it co, ild no delight impart. Nor spttad one cheering ray. are the only positively guaranteed remedy for the Driuk Habit, henousDtad ;md MeUuciioiy caused by tuing drink AKAXTrE to cure any cae irti a positive vs ritleu Koar ntee or refund the money, and to destroy the appetite for Intoxicating liquors. deal Mvor, whi a produte constipafoi.ud tAH'AKtT to b? all you tion cislm for them ami se?urol such rolief the first triul, that I purchased another sunplv ami aa comI shall ctilv be too kIiaU to pletely cured t'ascareis Leeertbe opportunity Is presented " J. A Smhh I&9J0 Susquehanna Ave.t rmadelphia. Pa 'h ,4 troubled a fcpuu xvltji Ia torpid 37. 189S 1 ij-- h v, r;,', r is ihi; r L file u C i' n an 1 att r'n cri, i;.;,.' ca it - cling b- i -t r r . !. t, t1 ' tba t tiw. it? . I r.i' t - t H.'.tn to ( n ( o ) Everybody vho reads the newspapers knows what privation and suffering; were caused in Cuba by the failure of the supply of tobacco provided by the Government to reach the camps cf the U. S. Soldiers. 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