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Show lAirtM li: m PERFECT WOMAN. Womans Wit. She was a phantom of delight When first she gleamed upon my sight; A lovely apparition, sent To be a moment's ornament. Her exes as stars of twilight fair; Like twilight, too, her dusky hair, . But all else about her dawn From May time and the cheerful dawn; A dancing shape,' an image gay. To haunt, to startle and waylay. I saw her upon nearer view, A spirit, yet a woman, too?Her household motions light and free, And steps of virgin liberty; A countenance in which did meet Sweet records, promises as sweet; A creature not too bright or good For human nature's daily food; For transient sorrows, simple wiles, Fralse, blame, love, kisses, tears and smiles. TOLD BY A SOCIETY GIRL. About Morphine, Sulphur, Molasses and Other Things, j From the Evening News, Newark, N. X Among the popular society leaders in East Orange, N J., Emma L. Stoll, a charming young maiden, stands in the foremost rank. She is of a lovable disposition and the light $ the social set in which she moves. For two years she has been a sick girl from internal troubles peculiar to women, and havour ing recently recovered, has given account: the interesting following Reporter Instead of improving under the care of worse. For five piy physician I became to was unable I weeks get out of bed and bout six o'clock each morning I suffered lacerated iorribly. My lips were "sore and 'rom, the marks of my teeth, fcr in my efforts lo keep from screaming I sunk my teeth eep into my lips. At such times I rolled and tossed until the bed shook like an aspen And now I see with eye serene leaf and it finally got so serious that the doctor I wont tell you hi3 name gave me The very, pulse of the machine; tome morphine pills to take. The very A being breathing thoughtful breath, of them now makes me shiver. A traveler betwixt life and death; thought ?hese morphine pills simply put me, to sleep The reason firm the temperate will, t for a, while and when I became conscious foresight, strength and gain my agony was renewed.and back was Endurance, skill; Xhe pain in my stomach more than I could stand. Your blood, is 'A perfect woman, nobly planned, sulphur and mo- To warn, to comfort and command, poor, said the doctor, take a great won-fiwas did it until I and lasses, yet a spirit still and bright. a not molasses cake.! It wa3 And was that I With something of an angel light. not was time wasted in taking it because I William Wordsworth. benefited in the least; my suffering conin effort a after being tinued, but by mighty bed so long. Igot up. Oh, but I was a sad then. From 112 pounds I had fallen sight to ninety ; my cheeks were pale and sunken A CUE 0CS DREAM and I limped ; yes. actually hobbled from 5 side. read mv I Then in X extreme the pain of Dr. Williams Pink Pills for Pale People and the testimonials in the News Inspired me with hope. I got the pills and took Mr. Grosvenor had asked Howard, them. Before many days I began to one box finished I had and before I felt as if I could go out and walk for miles. who was the son of an old friend, and limping and through the myself, to stay at Cullingliam for a I soon stopped Pink Pills I soon bid goodbye to my head- few weeks and pursue our literary aches while the pain in my stomach and avocation, in which we collaborated. back slowly but surely succumbed to the He made no favor of it. Only too Influence of these pills that seem to be able glad to see you, he said. We are to persuade all pain to leave ones body, very and! Is little to do; there lonely, 'prow I am as I used to be; well and strong, no birds afRovers, in I the for cant but never without lighthearted andI merry a ford to of want some if them but game have See you keeper, got the pills. now, and from a nearby desk she banded work the place is quiet enough. I shall not be at home for a day or two, as 1 out one of the boxes. Dr. Williams Pink Pills contain, ia a conam going to town, and shall pick up my densed form, all the elements necessary to daughter from a friends house on my give new life and richness to the blood and "the restore shattered nerves. They are also a way back, but William knows Is and can show you all there to specific for troubles peculiar to females, place 'such as suppressions, irregularities, and all see. the forms of weakness. Howard conducted ms to my bedThey build up to of health restore the and pale room the first night. glow blood, and sallow cheeks. In men they! effect a hi say, he said, theye is a curious cure in all cases arising from mental or excesses of whatever point about your room of course .you worry, nature. Pink Pills aresold in boxes (never dont know this rambling old place at 50 cents a box or six boxes yet you can walk round your bedt loose bulk) room. f r 12.50, and may be had of all druggists, o direct by mail from Dr. Williams JSIedi-- o i Of course I can, you crock, I rene Company. Schenectady, N. Y. turned, I can walk round any room. Ah, hut I mean on the outside. You , THE BANK OF ENGLAND. see, ttjis room is in the middle of the 27th of last July 'the ;Bank of house,sobetween four intersecting corrican walk around the that dors, ,J2ngland reached its 200th birthday. It four walls. you world. IS the, greatest bank in the ' , There was nothing else remarkable In its early days the bank employed about my room. It was comfortably fifty-fou- r clerks and the yearly salary furnished. Against the wall opposite list amounted to but little over $20,000, and bed, my nearly under the skylight, the chief accountant receiving, $1,225 a stood a sofa, which seemed an large year. At the present time the number unusual of furniture for a bedpiece of employes is 1,500. room. was too big to go through It so Issued No note of the 50,000 or I was inclined to think the and door, note as Each Is daily ever used again. It must that have been lowered into account an cancelled in is and It is paid room by a derrick before the roof of its filing. One of the curiosities of the put on. the bank is a 25 note which was paid was I turned into bed, and found it imIn after being out 111 years. In the to sleep. A strange bed albank album for large notes and other possible means several wakeful hours to ways note curiosities is a 1,000,000 bank I and me, was once for convenience lay with my eyes closed,-listeninissued which to old stable clock as it savthe a a j transaction In involving large agely clanged out its quarters and nmount of money. Whether lost or stolen, the banks practiced every effort of mechanical notes will always be paid.1 Once a repetition that seemed likely to soothe clerk ran away with about $100,000 my restless brain. At length I gave up the attempt at worth of notes.. For six months the theft and number of notes were adver- sleep in despair and lay on my back tised and at the end of that time a Jew wide awake. ffomething r - j -- i er ? m 1 f over-wor- k, - . 4 3 -- j -- I f I began to picture to myself the most horrible phantoms I could imagine, to see if I could make myself nervous or frightened. I thought of figures with rolling eyes and gibbering lipa, phantoms that carried their heads under their arms, shadowy, formless objects of mist, but all to no purpose. My ghosts were feeble frauds. I could hot invest them with the nameless dread, and I laughed at them. I must have fallen asleep as I was thus meditating, for when I next awoke the moon was high in the heavens and shone brightly through the skylight into my room. My eyes at once fell on the face of a beautiful young woman who was arranging her hair at a mirror that stood on a table which seemed to me to have not been In the room when I retired. I was about to utter an exclamation, when a look of terror came into her face, a terror so. Intense as to freeze me into an unspeakable silence. She seemed to be listning to a noise without. In the next strained moment the figure vanished. As I was turning over to sleep again -- J: I heard a light footstep in the corridor at the head of my bed. It passed That Joyful Feeling "With the exhilarating sense of renewed along the wall aid was followed by a health and strength and internal clean- heavier though yet a stealthy tread. liness which fallows the use of Syrup By this time my faculties were fully aroused, and sitting up I listened inFigs is unknown to the few ave not progressed beyond the old who time tently. raedicines and the cheap substitutes Suddenly the first footsteps broke Infrom times offered but never accepted by to a rapid pattering, as though in the well informed. flight, and the pursuers heavier tread was accelerated. It is the man who has a sea of troubles that Twice correspondingly they sped around my chamber, has a notion of sorrow. and as they passed along the corridor nearest to my bed I thought that I Hate of Ohio, City of Toledo, Lucas could ss. hear their panting breaths. County At the third ronnd my bedroom Frank J. Cheney makes oath that he ts the senior partner of the firm of F. door fiew open and the young lady I J. Cheney & Co., doing business In the had seen before dashed in and City of Toledo, County and State afore- exhausted upon the sofa. She dropped was folsaid, and that said firm will pay the lowed by a man dressed in black, sum of One Hundred Dollars for each a murderous looking knifewhq in and every case of Catarrh that cannot carried bo cured by the use of Hall's Catarrh his hand. She looked at him implorFRANK J. CHENEY. Cure. ingly as he stood over her for an inSworn to before me and suoscribed In stant, but never spoke a word. day of December, tny presence thisA. 6th In that moment of time I could see W. GLEASON, A. D, 1SS. . thAr faces with great clearness in the Notary Public. (Seal.) Is internalmoonlight and have never forgotten Halls Catarrh Cure on taken them. blood and The girl was fair, with long the acts and directly ly mucous surfaces of the system. Send hair streaming down her shoulders, and her lovely face was contracted by fcr testimonials, free. F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O. nioital terror. The man was, of medSold by druggists; 75c. ium height, with a low forehead, a Halls Family Pills. 25c. dark mustache and an exprshm that A Ilsrlem man calls bis wire misery reminded me' grotesquely enough, of she loves company. the trademark upon the 'Demon tenKiDi I ield in rackets. nis Dt river, Sept. 10. My journey from I was summoning up courage to n Clia go was over the Chicago, out of bed when the man raisA Quincy railroad, one of the r.plng ed the hand that grasped the knife. I t m oage-- systems in the country, saw weapon uplifted above his 1 I H ul .y, judging by the civility of head, the I raw the girl throve up her r , tL X comfort exp ricnc- l ands In J' si air, and then a thick w ' ' i.f its roadbed, and cloud parsed over the moon and placa . m. C f ai rival, I actually my chamber in total darkness. D 1 of time. r i The edThe point in my memory folI EL Im- -t to St. lowing next If1' awful scene was a loud that w I and Han Pul t:1. tigering upon m3 door, and Wil- j Pitj, appeared with them and demanded that they be paid. On being refused he went to the exchange and raised suh an outcry, saying that as the bank refused to pay its own notes it must be insolvent, that the bank called him back and paid bim the full amount of the stolen notes. Another time one of the directors deposited $150,000 and took a single note, lie put the piece of paper on the mantle-piec- e and fell asleep. Waking he found the note gone. He thought it had fallen into the fire and got another, note, giving, a guaranty that if the first note ever turned up he would be responsible for it Thirty years later, the man having died In the meantime, the first note was presented for payment ai the bank and the bank stood the loss. The mans estate had been divided and nothing could be recovered. Clerks of standing and character are selected to remain at the bank every Right of the year and on Sundays and bank holidays. A guard of soldiers is n duty every night and they are assisted by a body of watchmen consisting of porters and workmen fully trained how to act in case of an emergency. I C fce-C3- r. Bur-Imrt'- T l tQ";: ; : 1 'h. 1 Howard's thcerfol xit ; demand- ing to know f 1 meant to sleep all day. It was tiue o'clock upt,n a ciea Oclcber morning, and my bedroom looked as eon 11 onpluce in the daylight as though d had1 been situated must confess in a London hotel. that I examined the stfa, but found no traces of clistui bunco, and I dressed, feeling ashamed of m3 self for being frightened at an, ordinary' nightmare. A trashy ghost story of Howard's a ualk around the corner by candle light and an uncomfortable bed to furnish were materials enough twenty similar dreams and I went down to breakfast resoh cd to say nothing of m3 experience. During the morning we attempted to work at our novel, but Howard was fidgety7 and restless, with the that we accomplished very little. After lunch we ordered a trap froms the village inn to fetch Mr. GrosVie-nprluggage from the station, and walked thither to meet the train: Mr. Grosvenor was too poor to keep a1 carriage, his income being limited to the revenue from one or two farms and his garden. The station, however, was but half a mile distant, and the day being fine, we, should have preferred to walk even had we been able to ride. The train came In, and Mr. Grosvenor shook hands with us, and introduced me to his daughter. Upon looking in her face I was astonished to see the exact counterpart of the dream girl who tad rushed int., my bed"oom. Miss Grcsvenor, who was very pretty and vivacious, rallied me during the evening upon m3 low spirits, I was wondering if there had been anything more than coincidences in my vision, to which her appearance had given a strong air of reality. At all events, the murderer did not seem to have a place in this little drama and I determined for the present at least to hold my tongue. Of our stay I say nothing, except that Howard feel deeply in love with our hosts daughter, but feared to speak. later I came home on leave from India, In which country I had obtained an important post, and remained for a few days in town to replenish my wardiobe before paying a few rounds of visits. As I was walking down Piccadilly One morning I felt a slap on my shoulder, and turning found myself face to face with' Howaid. How go things with you? I said after mutual greetings had been exHave you married Miss changed. Grosvenor yet? No, he replied, I have had no luck whatever in that quarter. She Is now engaged to a French Johnny. Her father is pretty well off now. The 'railway was extended through his land and he made shekels over the transaction. They are staying Ssi town at present. You had better call.' Will you come with me? No, thanks. 1 dont look well as the rejected suitor. But here is their address and mine. I called upon Grosvenor Jn due course and was introduced to his daughter's fiance, cne Mr. Dubois. His face seemed familiar to me, and after some moments thought it burst upon me that he was the dream murderer of two years before. There wras not a doubt about it, and I could have sworn to him In the witness box. He was a man of wealth, had lived many years in England and was thought to be an excellent match. He was by no means young, but had a polished and agreeable manner, with a very rapid and sharp mode of speaking, which was not, I thought, wholly due to his rfc-sH- .lt t French nationality. Though I attempted to dismiss my prejudice, he gave me the Impression that there was something underhand about him. He also seemed to think himself suspected, fur I caught him watching me furtively as I was talking to Mr. Grosvenor. I walked home in great perplexity. Hero wTas my dream exactly reproduced, and I had no possible doubt as to the identity of the persons concerned. Yet I could not tell Mr. Grosvenor the story without incurring his ridicule If not his anger, and probably getting into bad odor with his future though for that contingency I cared very little. At length I resolved to Impart the whole matter to Howard. lid had found permanent employment in London, and could remain on the watch, whereas I was obliged to return to Inson-in-la- w -- in a few weeks. The marriage was not to take place for at least six months,, which would give him time to examine Dubois antecedents. Howard .was much surprised at my story, and declared that he thought Dubois to be a scoundrel from the first. This was likely enough in a rejected suitor, but at the same time his instincts corresponded with mine, and at Lis earnest request I determined to tell the whole to Mr. Grasvenor. Howard also undertook to keeep strict watch upon Dubois movements, and to let me hear of any new developments the case might present. The next day I called upon Mr. Gros venor, and requesting a private interview, put the whole matter before him. This is very extraordinary, he said, when I had finished. Curiously enough, the young couple are to live at Cullingham, and occupy that very room when the hone3Tmoon is over. But what can I do? Ilis 'antecedents seem unquestionable. He is the. son of a French count, his parents are dead, and he has dropped his title. I have verified all the statements he has made, and, though I do not profess to like the man, I really have nothing against him, and ray daughter is devoted to Mm. Well. I returned, perhaps it is no affair of mine, I thought I ought to tell you what 1 saw before I returned to India. At the same time, I hope that you understand that my motives are wholly disinterested. I owe you many thanks for performing what might be thoughtun--a I purely imaginary duty, and an Icasant one as well. Have you told an y one else? No one but Howard. Then I xx ill make fresh inquiries. 1 do not anticipate any result, but it Is us xv a II to 10 sure. I ID daughter came In at that moment and it wu dlsn coring to see the xvDtful 1). k in Ids eves ns Lc lifted her hand for a mo seat and gazed into her face. Six months later. xvMn I v.as staying at Simla, I 1 evened a Utter from Howard. He wrote: dia Lash, We have settled Dubois more. I put am be not will lie on a private del etivo. who lound out had been kept in a French asylum tor some 7 cars as a maniac. The hypnotic homicidal of physicians professed to vftiool lave cured him, and I think had really dope so for a time, but he was getting strange iu liis manner, and when askel atout the asvlmn, though the question was put in tne most delicate way, he flew at Grosveuor like a tiger, and attempted to strangle him. Help was fortunately at hand, and he was put under lock and key. We cannot account for your dream by7 any theory. Dubois had never even seen Cullingham. I can only' suppose that it wras meant as a warning, and, in fact, it has been the means of avoiding what might have been an awful tragedy, and 'of bringing about, I hope, xvhat will - be the greatest happiness of my life.Good Company. MAKING THE MOST OF ICE. that Dubois How to Cut It Economically and to Make It Lust. s The amount of ice wasted before I learned howr to take care of it was' something astounding, said a young I started in with the housekeeper. notion that ice had to melt about so fast, anyhow, and that xvhatever I saw fit to do with it would make no particular difference; therefore, I let it go to waste, and paid ice bills that sometimes took my breath away. One day7 an old fellow, who was, I imagine, a supply7 on the ice wagon, for I never saw him before or since, gave me some points. lie showed me that the ice has grain, and that if I worked with the grain I could split off pieces of almost any size or shape I wanted. I was comparatively handy with tools, and he showed me how to saw part wmy into a large cake, then with a hammer and any pointed instrument crack off the piece the size I required. I discovered long ago that unless I have a very large family a large refrigerator is simply a useless extravagance, so I brought down to the kitchen a little parlor icebox that I had when I boarded, and for a family of four it answers every purpose. The iceman brings fifty pounds of ice twice a week. I put It into a large cloth, around which are wrapped some pieces of felt and a blanket. The porcelain tank In the icebox is about ten by twelve inches in size, and into this I put a piece of ice every morning, taking care to keep the rest well covered. I find this all that is necessary and am saved the trouble of looking after a large icebox, than which I imagine nothing more taxing. The little box has a porcelain tank with a faucet from which the water is drawn as it melts. I find, by the way, that this water, carefully strained through a thick cloth, is the most luxurious article for my toilet. It is Simon pure, soft water, and all the year round I use it in preference to any other. Utilizing this sort of thing is in my mind one of the fine points of Housekeeping, and I often wonder that more women study the little ifs and ands of every-da- y life, and learn to turn to account exrerything that comes In their way. - do-no- t A Pytlioa Story. Concerning pythons, the following is a true story. A young lady in this country for a long time resisted, her lovers entreaties to India with him as his wife. She had a horror of the wild animals she believed she go-t- o might encounter there, especially serpents. At length, however, after he had Issued a sort of ultimatum, she consented to accompany7 him. She did not, however, leave her fears behind her, and lived in constant terror of some day meeting what she so intensely feared. Her husband did his best to laugh her fears away, but without avail. Then he resolved to try7 more drastic means. A huge python was killed in the neighborhood of his bungalow. Without telling This wife anything about it, he ordered the reptile to be brought into the drawing, room, and coiled up as if asleep on the hearthrug. Then he went out and call-hi- s wife, telling her to go into the drawing room, and that he would join her in a few minutes. Soon after he heard a dreadful scream. That will cure her of her fear of serpents, he smiled to himself, and purposely delayed his entry. When at last he went Into the drawing room he saw his wife tying on the floor, and coiled around her was another huge python, . the mate of the one that lay dead on the hearthrug. London Realm. , The Thirteenth Was Twins. The ominous number thirteen, which Is still the case of so much anxious perturbation from end to end of Christ endom, has been disenchanted by a happy providence, says the Frie Iihatier, in a village of the Hinterr-heintha-i. The brave mother of a family of twelve children found herself about to become a mother of a thirteenth. The new7 baby, whether boy or girl, was destined beyond all doubt to a life of The parents eagerly consulted all the wise persons In the neighborhood as to the possibility of averting the disasters of a thirteenth child from the expected new citizen of the world. They found miserable comforters In all their friends, so they were driven to the forlorn hope that the child might be stillborn, and thus escape this world, and go straight Into the limbo infantum, when the mother suddenly gave birth to twins. The joy of the parents in the possession of fourteen children instead of the dreaded thirteen was exuberant; add the happy father invited all the neighbors to a generous christening feast, where the family and the commune were both congratulated . on their deliverance from the misfortune of possessing Ein Dreizehntes. ill-luc- k. A Sample Query. Sub Here is a letter from Anxious Subscriber. Chief What does he want to know? Sub ne wants to know how long a man would live if there were no such thing as death. Spare Moments. No Moonshine fop Her.' He There is the nevx moon look at It over your left shoulder. She I cant. He v hy ? And she pointed mutely to her balloon sleeves. Chicago Record. ir t THE PIPE OF PEACE. H.11 i Either Hard .ofi e-cu- . from th mibu Extreex ar.d cllmblrq Ixrtj, f A America. Toe lark c b tr Indian. E id a perience With cughly clccnrt 3, rftcr v.r.U p In July, 1S02, Fctcr Schneider, who through thA bark erd Utcrtl r now a policeman in Cincinnati.met xv run into clay troughs an adventure which he will not scon pumpkin?. The up i tU n f: it Is c;lci f forget. The Second United States cav- practical use It is r.lly jhm were hours. three alry, to which he then belonged, vulcanize i. treatment leal in camp at the big bend of Milk rivvr. carSchneider had been detailed mall 1 1 ' . lie wbn tLUL5 1 UrrfSf rier betwecn the camp and Fort Assini-bon- thing Dr v lU is often go On tho way coming he nmt an re;.rts ut that Iren is r at Clear Creek. They zoiMarhet Indian s aNo nut 11.ee dull. the of day, exchanged the courtesies and the redskin, with treachery in his of heart, offered the soldier the pipe on the silence peace. They smoked in roadway for a short time. The Indian Ik: lit on tbs to! id foumktUa cf asked for a chew of tobacco, Schneider teal thy Hood is nil ami L ; . always carried a half pound plug, and long as you have ileU led hbod Indian The efeknoRS. co Lave out of his it pocket. pulled When you allow your blood to I took his knife and cut off a small piece Schneito from the corner, returning r thin, depleted, robbed of tie small corpuscles which indicate its der, not the large plug, but the tired, worn ext you will piece which he had taken. The soldier comand and lite your app strength and c wouldnt have it that way, eoon in have will its grasp, you pelled him to make the exchange. They and vitalize enrich ynur V Purify, were still on apparently friendly occait and no was pure by keep taking terms, however, and there rn sion for any exchange of hostilities. C' Schneider asked the Indian for a nearer fees had one he trail to the fort than the r c been traxeling, and the Indian with P 3 whom he had smoked the pipe of peace showed him the wray. They separated, The One True Blood TuriSer proah-land when Schneider had gone about the public eye. $1. All druggku. to him fifty yards something impelled Pills US look about him. He saw the Indian In on him., the act of drawing a head Schneider protected himself by dodging behind the horse, slung his weapon II from his shoulder and returned, the f. fire of the savage. The latter fled, but to fire. turned twice Schneider also shot at him, and suddenly the Indian and his horse disapIn your Back, your Mus- - Ji peared from sight as though the earth cles, your Joints, your M had swallowed them. Schneider folHead, and all diseases of 5 lowed, and stood horrified at the brink Impure Blood, are caused of a precipice over 200 feet In depth. by sjck kidneys. can he ?! At the bottom lay the Indian and his Sick kidneys pony, both dead. The treacherous savcured, strengthened, re D vitalized by age, In his hurried attack, had forgotten about the cliff, and In his flight want to destruction. Schneider took his saddle ' and gun and reported the matter to his saddle superior officers. He has the one of the trophies of his so- -, journ among the oneryest dogs on Gods green footstool. Mall-Carri- t- , -- er , u, L , e. ( b'-com- 1 rr kfrrtr i a rill JT C Hoods IvSKSSSKSSS': a 1 IBHobbs to-da- Cd'paragus y, IddneyPillG This Man Never Wears Ilats. Clinton Miller, of Bradford, Pa., a florist gardener and quite an Intelligent man, says the Buffalo Express, has a strange hobby. He does not and will not wear a hat. Not since a boy has other Miller worn any thick-growt- h of natural a than short, " head-coveri- hair. In the summer, with the hot sun pouring down upon his uncovered head, Miller may be seen walking around the town cr at his work, with the utmost serenity of manner, as If he never minded it a little bit. In the winter it is the same. The mercury may dether-- , scend clear to the bulb in the mometer, the winds may blow and the snow may fly, hut Miller never minds and it and stalks about without an overcoat. The rain doesnt feaze him, either. Nothing bothers this man with the hobby, as far a3 the elements are concerned. Miller attended the New York state fair last year, and was an object of great interest. It was very hot during the days on which the fair was held, and the sweltering crowds tried to keep bare-head- cool with broad-brimme- ed hats, d para-sol- a, umbrellas, etc., and Miller, with his bare head, seemed to be the only person on the grounds who did not suffer from the heat. He gives as his reason for not wearing a hat that nature provided us with a and he says that it is foolish for a person to wear a hat or any other artihead-coverin- g, ficial You say you dont see how I can stand it? Look at the North American Indian. How does he stand it, or how did he stand it before the entrance of civilization, which resulted in some of them adopting hats? See the naAfrica and other far-o- ff tives of far-o- ff do not wear hats. Why, who countries, see even the foolishness of you can head-coverin- -- ng g. wearing a big, heavy, cumbersome hat by looking at women on the streets with bonnets as big as a siher half-dimThey dont need any hat. Another reason I do not wear a hat is that It produces baldness. If the people of the civilized world never wore hats there would never be such a thing as a bald head, unless brought on by disease. I wouldnt wear a hat, and should be glad to see every other man abandon its use. 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