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Show V; iro All our trunks had to lu op:rud the custom house to if we bad any cologne cr cigars em. I dont see why they call them custom house o Their costumes werent anything wonderful. It took pop a half an tour to get his trunks all through because he said the inspector didnt know the language. Pop says he asked him what nation he belonged to and the man said ne was Hinglish and pop told him hed never heard of any syich. people, where did they live. In King-lanthe pian said. Wheres that asked pop, and the man nearly fainted and hten pop gave him a half a crown and then pop gave him a half a crown neednt open any more trunks, because a man as ignorant as he was wouldnt have sense enough to try to smuggle anything in anywhere. After the trunks were all passed pop asked a man where the baggage car was and that man couldnt speak English either. He asked pop what, and pop eays again wheres the bag gage car, and just then an American that had been over before says to the man he means the luggage Tan, and the man said oh wy didnt ea si so. Pep says he thinks thats Welsh, which is a language he never liked anyhow. The only Welsh thing he ever liked was a rabbit, he said. Wots your name asked the baggage mam Drake, says pop. Well your van Is the seventh car up. Its marked with a D. Do you know a D when you sen It? Pop said he guessed so. Hed seen one once and he had an idea that it looked like a P without a pedestal or a B cut In two. Thats It, said the man. Well you put your luggage In the van marked with a P without a pedestal and when you get to London you can go and claim it. But suppose somebody else claims it said pop. Thats his affair and yours not mine eays the man and he walked off. Then pop found out that they dont give checks over here, and he said be guessed the reason was that they preferred cash. Harpers Round Table. cd. by see in w-- e- 3 or an eruption. EffiimcTr iu-pect- d, and Cattle Hurled Under a People Shower of Stones In the Went Indies. But the bombardment in some places must have been terrible. I haye seen tracts of land, once smooth and fertile plantations, now covered with the frreat rugged stones so that you hare to pick your way among them as you pass. Many of them are four or fire feet broad. Of course, these are only the larger stones; the little ones were burled under. the soil long ago. Stones seem to have fallen all through the eruption, sometimes in one place, sometimes in another. Not long after the first eruption of smoke a negro boy was tending goats on a hillside; I have seen the place often. Suddenly a small stone fell near him, and then another. He though that some of his playmates were pelting him from the bushes and so began to throw tones in return. But the contest was too unequal, for It was the mountain that was throwing' stones at him; and ere long he fled in terrer, leaving his goat to their fate. I have no space to tell you the whole tory of this great eruption; how many plantations were ruined by the shower of stones, and far worse,' how fifty or killed .perhaps a husdred people were cattle of by them, with great numbers back dammed lava tad horses; how the a lake, a stream and forming aboiling Which broke throug after month and came hissing down the valley, overwhelming a whole negro settlement; flow ashes were carried five or six hundred miles out to sea, and Barbaby dos, eighty miles off, was darkened the cloud, so that people had to grope in their way at noon and use candles were now the their houses; explosions heard hundreds of miles away, and it .waa thought that they were the gun of a great fleet or army. But one thing I must. tell you. When the eruption was over and people could .ascend the mountain again, they found tae crater the one Dr. Bell had visited all changed. Instead of the smoking cone, there was a lake of water COO feet below, filling the whole area, and so deep that no one has ever been able to fathom it. And besides this, separated from it only by a thin . - Jarenllc Genius. Handel had produced an opera fore he was 15. Corneille had planned a tragedy before he was 10. Auber wrote an operetta for the stage before he was 14. Pitt was chancellor of the exchequer before he was 25. Schiller was widely known as a poet before the age of 20. Kautbaek at 17 was pronounced tbe first artistic genius in Germany. Kant began his philosophical vnd metaphysical speculations before the be- . age of 18. Goethe had produced a considerable-numbeof poems and several dramas before he was 20; Raphael showed his artistic abilities at the early age of 12 when he was widely' known as an artist in oil. Michael Angelo at the age of 16 entered an artistic competition with the best known artists of his time. Ben Jonson wrote Every Man in His Humor, considered by competent critics to be his best play, at 22. x Coleridge is said to have begun ork on tb Mariner when he was about 14 years of age. It was printed and given to the world when he was 17. , Prince Eugene exhibited military talent at the age of 13. For hours he would sit poring over a map, and when asked what he was doing the bild answered that he was planning a campaign. Greek anil Roman Swords. Mozart was a composer of a sonata Of the swords of the three great na- before he was 6; at 9 he produced his tions of antiquity, the Assyrians, the first mass; and before he was 20 he Creeks and the Romans, we are able was known all over Europe as a comto get a remarkably clear Idea from poser of church and operatic music, the carvings they have left on tombs and of and symphonies. St. and temples. The Assyrian sword had Louis quartete t. d a slim blade, merging Into a handle that was scarcely more than A Peep at Trlndad. a haft. The decoration was limited alEven the huts along the roads are most entirely to carvings of the heads and bodies of animals ,so placed, as transfigured and glorified by the may bo seen from the pictures, as to wealth of foliage that softens and engivt a singularly striking and distin- riches all it touches. Hedges of croguished character to the weapon. six feet high, with leaves of Ia tbo many lively skirmishes that tons, and orange and mottled green; took place around the walls of Troy gold or of red and white, whose hibiscus, during the famous siege, the Greek warrior carried an admirable flowers would measure four or five d sword. The rather long, inches across the center, grow in front Us with blade, gradual swell, that ta- of cabins that, in themselves, would pered gracefully to a sharp point, has be a blot on the plainest landscape been likened very aptly to the form of ever a beheld. But behind the sage leaf. These outlines were so hedge,eyeand covered with somesuchbrilgood la themselves that any extra dec- liant vine, one forgets the shabbiness oration ccems out of place. We find, of th meanest hovel, since nature has however, that delicate traceries on the concealed it with such a gracious hand. blado ,and silver studs set thickly in And what a background! Orange the hilt, were favorite ornaments. Al- trees, limes, cashews, tamarinds, cathough this swerd was shortened in cao trees, pawpaws, bread-fruitlater years, its beautiful outlines were mangoes, calabash and others whose retained, and the sparing decoration ef names I know not. brilliant with fruit blade, scabbard and hilt was remarka of every shade of color, from green bly eiraplo and artistic, as befitted tbs to red and gorgeous yellow, vie with Creek race. each other in precedence for But the sword that gained the great-co- t themselves in claiming marvelous display the renown la classical antiquity waa which meets the In the little the broadsword of the Romans. The patches of garden, eye. the long, splendid .weapons commonly used in times be- Favea cf the plantain- and banana fore the Christian era were the lance almost hide the flowers of every hue and the javelin. It was with these that ferm so strong a contrast to the that the unshaken strength cf the far- hunamid a green; while, famed Macedonian phalanx had been dred unknown perfumes, one may delaintaiurol against many a tierce at- tect that cf the odorous Cape jasmine tack. TP'S phalanx consisted ef foot-- Lrsginq in the air. The eye heavy jbihrs drawn up in line cf bittl?, bccorifs bewildered amidst such luxfour, eight, rlxtecn cr twenty-fiv- e urious abundance, and can only take men who were heav- in a fraction rnikarmoured The of what it sees. Outing. held their shields cloo ily t rrotfi ,:rf edro to edge, and tin Ir lerg Hwmting tlie Slotl. tilted forward to xroffict tbe ;u,irs Tiro tame it hunting in the world ia i r r It; in trout. Ixth hunting, in comparison with The hr: id ro, raul of tha Reman 11 c which however them xturdy pursuit of orchids Ij quite a. j r to how i , nul turtl fight with r, catching is wild d tenacity tbit he 3 rower and Car retro fcrtliu la rjrot. But I have dene n Mirpe: ed taiieht th Gre twin at my P, nevcithch-sOnce cn iwr b' on in military tactile. A re- L. ro Till formation of the j Minx mighty in equips iNir British a ratm quite 1 careful ; rt ; Haitian, and a faiiiy Gulara I l spamcn, va Iw.l country wr ? rd dutly r;ro , t ,,, mil f t IN1 in c " tr: w 1 broth t i y. YTL n it wr. u:. cm mi .p' t! i cron title:.-- , th i terrosi ict qimre r ll - tL 1 utrei, pro ''mb d trout Hot it cNw t iwp did to hr nk. But Tt, v untor, er fi choir em I roi i Trg t lie ef lit r rt r i", un f fit ctivi u g fro n uv t ot I w. I r; : iv : h 1 It c mt h for; to r wall, they found a new crater, even nearly a mile long, largtr; it was of a mile wide and 800 feet deep, with sides like walls. That pit was blown out by the great explosion. I have stood between the two craters and looked down into them. The new one is green and pretty now, with 'bushes and ferns, and no signs of fire; but the old one is a hideous depth of gray green water, through which bubbles are always ascending and into sulphur fumes at the bursting top. ' Sometirdes the wind carries these fumes over the neighboring plantations for miles around as if to warn people that the old fires are not yet extinct. I hope it may be long before at Lyuia they break out again! raw," by Herbert II. Smith, in St Nicholas. three-quarte- rs Globe-Democra- .two-edge- ten-yea- rs two-edge- s, - ever-prese- nt ro . -- cr-'lli- . -- - 5 1 - o 1 t, 1 i 1 t 1 jet f 1 nr. q-i- , wot Ir i v ' tr .. r i i u r fw: d t 1 r-i- , niw I rn ;ul v-Jl- ut I at a t: nn 1 1 (I ; . i fin ro i b -- I; i i . I cm .wel an-suerin- two-hors- year, said Sir. Lewis (M. Quad). I have published six books, four ballads and written two plays that were played in the West with success. I dont write humorous matter exclusively. I write one hundred lines of pathos to every one of humor. The ability to create a character is what I look upon as the greatest test of real talent. Another test is for a humorist to be able to hold hi3 end up and continue right along. Most men run out because they try to keep along in one rut. Neither I nor any other funny man has any cause to be proud of hl3 success; its born in one. It costs me no particular San Francisco, stopping at all the principal cities along the route. Buffalo Express. Stranjjcr In Strange Laud. An army surgeon, stationed with h!s regiment on the Mexican frontier, was very popular, and his Mexican friends one evening gave a grand ball in his honor. The ball began early, as Mexican balls do, and the surgeon danced In the first set. He danced in nearly every set, in fa t, and after a few hours became tired. But the dancing went on, and the doctoi danced until he was completely worn out. Finally, in desperation, he drew one of the men aside, and asked if the ball was ever going to end. Why, cenor, said the Mexican, politely, we have been uniting there many hours for you to give the signal for the last dance. m. )- i i - 'j? finch In a Name. r There is more in a name than a dreamer would imagine. In this city we have eight or ten great department stores and four of them are tiro property of men whe-- names do not appear cn tha signs at the doer or elsewhere. The most fashionable dry ogJs koU'O in the metropolis is conducted in the name cf two Englishman who Wished a little place in C Mil et over sixty years ago, an neither has Nroi connected with A-- - rt A- e i L In (-- Utv-iin- 1 tiro N irro s in tr, roty-fivyear?. The firm raruro ro v. roll; la a f a million an- mt ouimrs. New nually to tiro i m Pitt-buri dmc Iroltro to t . a pat, ah. OT"V Tiffira at ia ctl xro i 't I ct u i:o ro roulrol Me ffi ty p r.i tl rlxi, a I Ini u HxroinchhuR Ith ny v, t? 1r. V - Lr rro r r Iffi r :.;y nurro. Tear -- affix a: hero I riprc rot" tiro burner! t cf 3 if. i J i ffi A J I. roira licr. Mike Woolf Is one cf the few caricaturists who make their cxn Join East cieffi humor is rupr3'" forte, tut visiters at hi; that he can le funny over West tici subjects, too. Wcolf thinl.s that hurooi is merely a matter of dige Nice. lie says that there Is complete inffifllity cn any cnco part to ree a jcLc, however good, after a meal cf cold liver and weak tea. 'Apropos cf the swelled heads of the staff cf a New York newspaper, he described them as waiting for God to come down and ahffilf raid paper was out. On the Almighty being answered in the affirmative, the staff, Hike caidj expected God to say: Let there he light. Many humorists have turned ba.ck efter they had put their hand to th plow. Many have sunk by the way-sid- e. are running all sorts of businesses that bring them in Ex-humori- .1. tl.-tiXV- I sr1, r 1 1 k i in tr k r 1 a I n k-r- o -l i! 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We make and - ! ark: T Pro cn. very l v Cvr. ts r.ro made in i) x v York humor- this prej ertffin, ami If tlmy rorn t till Luc al un, Ills work few cr I tple would buy thron, r? fashin ti comic ; a- - ion effim a that tiro ro: kt Hroul I ru Tn the trolro n Ik roo ffiebro I - - t Cro frcxi ror - cf tin. ti ' Irorot. In t! cro.. to i Iro Pro. tru f P cnly rlt k. 1 1; :r in ro i at rro p for i i x f ; rtffin rod t y o X Tbs to P W t Tbe Eartt; ri" L L1G 0 IL All & Co., Low til tb on,7 DJ1I- - are with Hood HnoHr 1 Ter Is tbe One True Elood Turif.cr. C. 5 the 1 be: ex- you pay amine the V. L. Douglas Shoe, and a) see what a good shoe you can buy for Vv OYER IOO STYLES AND WIDTHS, CONGRESS, BUTTO.fi aad LACE, made In ad kinds of the beat electeii leather by akilled work M. W. t r T i I 1 j E ceMd!k:t OS. GKO 4 to 86 for shoes, If J. t I. :er Millions take it r; Medicine. Get Hoods, I Cpring U MICHAEL ANGELO WOOLF. often are the most sincere and the most original. By the time that people have become acknowledged celebrities they have, in many cases, man ufactured a set of views for the read ing public which they think the most expedient. i U merits. The new woman leaves the field of comic writing free from her invasion, &nd it is about the only field which she has not tried. The reason of this is 5 th tf-Tt- at - obvious. Nature has not equipped her for the work. The average woman finds it just as much as she can do to see the point of about half the jokes that are made, and to pretend that she sees the other half. Of course, every one who reads this will feel conscious that she Is not an average woman, and so will not ba indignant at this remark. Some of tha brightest women are absolutely without a sense of humor. It is their misfortune, not their fault. The want of this sense robs life of half Its luster, and the presence of it makes up for lack of dollars more than anything else can. The only woman of the present day who wields a humorous pen is Madeline Bridges, a lady who has been In the business for years. I stood on her porch in Brooklyn, waiting, with the milkman, to get a glimpse of her, but she appears to be a recluse, so I cant tell you what she is like. Her writing, however, speaks for itself, being full of delicate humor and satire. Kate Douglas Wiggin come3 nearer than most women to the humorous style. ' I ,have not given the views of the best known humorists, because I think the views which havent been aired so ; c- -. sts larger returns than intellectual gymnastics. Mickey Finn, a comic jourhas started a restaurant, which nalist, is said to be a rival of that bohemian joint, Marias, whose reputation he- established in 12th street. I ? n ' - A J. HAMPTON. rii . I always wrota x - to Lady Ilabbertcn, nuu t A N- - ; J rot: IN ii c! , Rra gi: A ' ro 1 1 i r rL thro tl n ev, Vi tiro j rii 1 roit ro ro i in ik clip entire, ivr, PtiPii-rjMi.iL-if- i - i r fu?I o' t: iff P prop u cf i t : L I I izi have answered that qnrotlon. In vcrJs to that thro' Tl itT one at tr; r .1 i its r (h standbys. If there ; 1 1 ' u roe to a for ccmie writing than tl Ten I g tu J r - IS IU -- 1 - a TNp 1 - f t - e ' , u norr; y t aro It to I ' ro m-;- t V p i i jT tmn t i ; e r i , !. I ""'pi two-wheele- d, r i -- g 1 i rr.-.- t i e h j o v K , l Tl i A X! t t ro I , Ji ? if in k 4 7 i i o FAMOUS Excellent Voril l 'I tl ot! jj is si There are tkrc' roller Ion tv Nell may be uroil as p on which v c l- -i ::4 o vv k iiur.ioni 2 AND to hang rejections of their own, ci THEIR VIRVG. pcints round which ideas may dueler. One is development. If you cut an It Is No Euf to F apple through the circumference, as 7.? r T. for th Jo you cut an orange, yon will see in YT. o. zt.t ti, Xantpitoju, r Ik clear outline around the starlike cento TYoclf and Olliers. made by the seeds the shape of tha blossom. The fruit has grown from (New York Letter.) the flower, and tbe flowers shape ia MERTCxY, the birth in the heart of the fruit. The fruit ' sumlittle little through by developed place cf humeri: ts, mer days and winter days, but the shows Its rcnso in floater gave it the start Take the H not Instituting a ltttle thought and use it, and if you humorist laureate. have a gift or grace a tacie for house' There i3 just as keeping, cooking, sewing, painting, or much excuse for reading develop It by use and study the humorist lauro- and taking pains. - ate here as there Is My next long word Is responsibilknow, the ity. It means, as for the poet ditto answering when we are called, T7 e in England. to our names. The rcsponsibla as have just many person can be trusted. Not long ago, bad jokes here as they in New York city, a fire broke out in the upper stories cf a great apart- have writing bad poetry over there. ment house. Two young women, one But it is a wise that waits a young lady visiting the family in a until a mans death system to call him a gencertain homo on the sixth floor of tha ius and build him a public Etatue. The house, the other a maid in the same word laureate has dried up the founthome, were confronted suddenly with black volumes of smoke, rad tongues ain of poesy, and to accuse a man cf of flame, and no way of escape but being humorous is almost fatal to his by the Iron ladder that hung along humor. Humor is as delicate a thing the side of the house. There were two as poetry, and mostly flourishes best little children there and some valuable unlabeled. papers, and though the young women I have been and could not save everything, they took have found the humorist hunting professional humorist the children and the papers down the very Ehy game. Directly you call him fire escape with calmness and courage. a ask him how he beand humorist, They were responsible. came bo My" last word is consecration. It Is funny, and whether or not he a very sacred word, and I leave you was born like it. he becomes embarto weave your own sweet fancies rassed.- He has no epigrams ready, and around it. We must be consecrated feels that the occasion demands them. to the best possible Ideal, wa must fill every day with noble work Har- Approach him in any other character, call him any name you please crank, pers Round Table. fakir, fraud, anything but that deprezs- A Kama Romance.' A few years ago John and Emily Harder were divorced at Garden City. John went to Hugo ton to live and Emily and their daughter Emily continued to make their home at Garden City. After a while the daughter married and went to Coolidge to live. Two weeks ago John Harger started for Cripple Creek, traveling by wagon He went by way of Coolidge to see his daughter and there found his divorcee wife on a visit He wanted to back out, but the daughter would not have it that way. So there was a family reunion at dinner ,and afterward the two who had become estranged were brought together by the prattle of their randson, a babe just taking his first steps, the daughter and her husband C. B. LEWIS M QUAD. looking on. The daughter saw an opand he "humorist ing appellation portunity to cause a reconciliation and or not answer may may you humordispatched her husband for a marriage rate he will answer icense, while she herself went for a ously, but at any clergyman. The license obtained and you blithely. But call him humorist, the preacher on the spot, the daughter and he certainly will not. Once accuse said to her parents: him of it, and conversation becomes Here, you two are getting pretty as dreary a thing as dinner in a vegethick. I guess you both see that you have made a mistake. Stand up, and tarian restaurant. Bob Burdette was born the earne we will marry you. So they were married, and the next year (1844) as M. Quad, but has not day John and Emily Harger, reunited, kept before the public so persevering-ly- . drove away to cripple Creek. Kansas Mr. Burdette was originally persuaded by his wife to go into the huCity Star. business, who told him that Tonairandai Mechanical Walker. morist some of his amateur writings were The wooden man that caused so He then quite bad enough to print. much comment a few months ago by began on the Peoria Transcript and promenading up and down Tonawanda Burlington Hawkeye. After this he decoverstreets drawing a and has since generated into a ed wagon, has again appeared with declined to the lecturer, That he was ministry. some added improvements. When above the love of appreciation Is demfirst It appeared it was propelled by onstrated fact that he wrote for byjthe hand power, a man sitting inside the Ladies the Young Philadelphia Home wagon to furnish the power. The man and wagon were brought out the other Journal. Lately he has been lost sight day for a second experiment, and this of. It was at first thought that he was time it was propelled by a dead, but it appears that he is not quite power gasoline engine and with much so he is in Philadelphia. better results. It is tbe Intention of M. Quad Is not a young man. He the inventor to build another one of has been in the business for twenty-fiv- e larger proportions, with a phonograph years and gives no sign of flagging. attachment and propelled by machinIs He man be will The about engaged on the staff of the Deeight reel ery. Is he will Free be able and troit it Press, and most people know expected high, to walk four miles an hour. When his Mr. and Mrs. Bowser," the Aricompleted and the phonograph stacked zona Kicker, Brother Gardner and with speeches expounding the virtue 'Possum Sketches. of anything the manufacturers thereof I have furnished five columns of are willing to pay for it, it will be 'matter every week for twenty-fiv- e started from New York and walked to . d-p- " X.0 3 |