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Show rjfllTY POPULIST. LEECH AS A WEATHER Dr prophet -- DOLnrs door. THE WOODEN HEN.'' V Iferryweather! Ingenious Contrlw We have heard of wooden hoises and It Canned a Great Deal of Trouble wooden Slade. Srrtooily ducks, but a wooden hen is While Lasted. It new under the sun and its SENOF WIFE something leech Is still left on ESAUTIFUL ?edicinal Tht if a When different from those of are Tr purposes Dolby got ready td)ut up Che list of weather prophets, though ATPH MARION W. CUTLER other wooden animals of the either storm-doo- r heSsat and mentioned. It is for the winter not a toy, though it he has no doubt had his powers exaga for smiled and and reflected is a hen, at least a will thought It boy. please writand two bookshave been j from hens eggs. chickens hatch yfc ant lowd ilia Poor bat gerated, long time. Then he went over toa Tonne . Country Editor Ills tea about his behaviorj during changes weather, says Nature. One Is by carpenter shop and had a long and v Klmtf Ktlmalvrmm nd of Mrs. Woollams, who during a long 11- confidential talk with the carpenter. ' nt watched a leech in a bottle and When It. was concluded,, both grinned no! 1IHN MIs Florence carefully noted what It did, and the and patted each other on the back. "Therell be more fun than a horse Val&on, a daughter other Is by a gentleinan at Whitby, came the to that conclusion who the kin draw! chuckled Dolby. of one of the finest families In Vir- leeches could.be made to give audible Betcher life! cackled the carpenuseful storm and warnings. Marion met ter. ginia, So he contrived ani Instrument No Uatier, that young Itll aid the cause of temperance. 10x15x8 inches and will take care It j istwenty-eigman was a poor, ob- one would imagine from its appearance reform. moral And work for of eggs.. It is an Incuscure fellow who what Its use could b. It consisted of 88.00. X costs seand on bator only cause men to the reflect And Is made by George was trying to sup- twelve glass bottles, each containing a hen wooden This life. riousness 111. If you want to of circle a in In leech H. and water Quincy, Stahl, arranged port a large family find out more about it before you buy And rip and tear and cuss. of brothers and sls- -, In order, as the humane Inventor states, write to Mr. Stahl for catalogue When the, door was .hung in place one tera by editing a that the leeches maly see each other W, which gives a full description, and'N of affliction The Pull. not was this paper. of a endure the and quite mention there , At signout Ttr paper In North Carolina, rerather confinement this a child meaninff was s0 obvious that A woman being asked why husbands quit time the aristocratic Miss solitary his told who us of minds Isaak Walton, their wives, said it was because sho to take was courting that on. idea The catch could imagined little , men did it so much nicer. other worm the hold of the handle and pull the door one day be Mrs. Marion pupil to put the hook into loved, tenderly, as if he foved it. In each open. There was a peculiarity about WHERE DID YOU GET THIS COFFEE? Cutler saw and In boldly and told bottle was a metal ttabe of a particular the hinges of that door, and thebesign Had the Ladies Aid Society of oui "Jit once struck dediffwas fastened on so that it could somewhat was made which was soul. his in form, what nsrcisce exactly in five seconds, but with that Church out for tea, forty of them, and tached which Into to but a eriter, icult leech for his.iove ce listened and loved him for the public had nothing to dp. The car- all pronounced the German Coffeeberry beIf tnr. They became engaged and her It would endeavor somehow to creep equal to Rio! Salzers catalogue tells penter had scarcely departed when to its a fore according who Cut thunderstorm, match citizen an eminent the came furiously. you all about It! 35 packages Earliest fought along a took nature. He so and Dolby.'with business had eVoulJ not be gainsaid, seeds ?1.00 post paid. they In each tube was a small piece of good look at the storm door. He vegetable Ilefore the honeymoon cre! mxrrled. If yon will cat thi out and send was spelled out the sign pulL with over Cutler ran for the United whalebone, to whlcjh a gilt chain 15c. stamps to John A. Salzer Seed up and pushed on It s'atii tenalo on the ticket of the attached, and so arranged on the Then he stepped and pushed, and pushed, Co., La Crosse, Wis., you will get free a pushed, the when that was elected. principle mousetrap He Alliance. . . Firmer because he could not push his way . package of above great coffee seed and the top and an idiot and our 148 page catalogue! Catalogue alone Butler has the distinction of being whalebone was moved a bell means or ,n he called Dolby an ass, was of by the of rung the member and apparatus of the other endearing -youngest lQtg of frit gentie elected not the chain. There vere twelve leeches, names. He was so mad that he went irste. Her husband waselection In the bachanal days of Rome mens faces was so that every chance was given that one away, but he hadnt gone two blocks were fo, and his ttre years of often crimsoned with drink, and even to his guardian angel whispered storm before a be-- 1 signal. sound would at least a notable fusion the gutters were flushed with wine. iUatcome all storm doors should be him that the this called apparatus author The and the republlchad been if?ca the populists Deafness Can Not Be Cured a name pulled instead of pushed. He tempest prognosticator, The fuslonists divided the two he felt and about the cannot patter, thing should By local appiiCations, as they pi and I think we hasty car-- I which he preferred so that ear. of the itdatorrhips between them and chagrined diseased the reach portion Cutler was born In shall agree with him to that of atmoshave put him out. He, therefore, de- There is only one way to cure deafness, ;j th state. ' electric telegraph conducted by cided to return. Old Dolby knew he and that is by constitutional remedies. p'3 d was hence a senator at the ago pheric state would come back, and he, therefore, Deafness is caused by an Inflamed conNot since the days of Henry animal Instinct. Ill went on to , 0f21. lining of theIsEustook a pin out of the top hinge and dition of the mucous Inthe tube When Tube. tachian substituted the sign of Push for or sound a have rumbling you Pull. When the eminent citizen re- flamed enIs when it and hearing, turned and pulled on that door It imperfect result, and tirely closed Deafness Is the wouldnt come his way. He was an- unless the Inflammation can be takem to its normal gered until he saw the sign. Then he out and this tube restored fordemanded of himself: condition, hearing will be destroyed are caused ten out of cases nine a ever; Am I blind? Am I drunk? Am I which is nothing but an in- idiot? Am. I Such a dolt by Catarrh, of the muoous surcondition flamed that I cant tell the difference be- ffl,C6St tween push and pull? Now, by the One Hundred Dollars for We Will beard of my father, but I am wroth! any case give of Deafness (caused by CaOld Dolby can take his storm door and tarrh) that cannot bo cured by Halls go to Ballyhack with it, and I will do Catarrh Cure. Send &for circulars, free. F J. CHENEY CO., Toledo, O. business with him no more! Sold was the by druggists; 75c. And for weeks and weeks it Halls Family Pills 25c. same way with others. The young man who wanted to ask Dolby for his .An agricultural paper has an article on hand in marriage pulled the- kicking cows. A man who Is mean enough daughters all to go around kicking cows without just provdoor open right, but, being too ear- ocation, isnt too good for biting horses. i ue-SipMi- c: L Cnroff in jo Morphine Habit fn o Tift 1 t il ft; it-wi- HAH! UALCAU anti beaut Clean u htSl. rrotnofrvf loxur'n ! Falla ;Wv Hair to ita "iout&fui (v f.rar nr. fc t- 11 t 1 v O - . j j j t - t P-u-l- -V I With nature of the many sell coo. umer wbole.&la price, for ejunlo-atioo ship anywhere before sale. Erer thlnqr warranted. 10gtyl of Carrlaf, SO styles Harness, 41 styles EUleg Write for catalogue. phys- i G4-Isl- e. - -- .V'Jo well-inform- ed some running years without one horse, dollars expense. We make holate et prioee, $25, 60, 16 J00 tiA Ornamenting K u It recently occurred to Tiffany 7 & Co., the New York jewelers, and on up. Rend for an Illustrated circular to the-outla- T1 cz'.'r, LlA. C fi..i. vali left rc drti b Jart a, UUL ' Some, one has discovered that the great thinkers of the world were short men. Some of them could get pretty high occasionally. rea young gray - in his little book that he could, if the Ha had just quired, make a small leech ring bell of Jst. Pauls in London as a Way. It Wouldnt Come His reached the constitutional age of 30 great block. When the around walked The storm. he an of ly, wife approaching signal He and his when he was elected. and :iay has there been such beard in! the senate. ! in book is written in all seriousness, and live In a pretty house on Q street a number of letters are appended from Washington, and have a girl ten months gentlemen who certify that correct old. I , left i ! es. loya4! er tilt p4 tv StitmiW A. W. 1 I infllcations were at various times given py the leeches. The name of the investor of this Ingenious contrivance was Dr. Merryweather himself a learned leech. TERRELL. to the Capital of the Mahomedan. Alexander W. Terrell, the American minister to Turkey, has been a very Why Oysters Suffer from Drought. busy man of late. .It is said, that duriAn intelligent Claiborne oyster packng the heat of the recent disturbances er gives these as the reasons why the within the domain of the unspeakaare so poor at this time: ble he has been on terms of intimate oysters First thd excessive droughts of the Mr..Terrell friendship with the porte. summer andl fall, and, second, the singular fact, that this year, particularly since the beginning of summer, the Chesapeake tides have been extremely tH , moderate, not more than eighteen inches between high and low water any time at th4 miximum. As the oyster is stationary and cannot go in pursuit of food, the! food must be brought to the oyster. Heavy rains sweeping down from the, uplands over the oyster bottoms bring food so does the agitation of the waters by rains, windstorms and The American Minister , Walls! r, 1 Utak I :in, j i currents. In our waters the tides produce the currents and it can easily be seen that when the tidesr rise and fall three feet a much stronger current is produced than whenjonly at eighteen inches. Two or three heavy rains, some violent windstorms stirring up the water from 9 I w May be easily, quickly and conveniently reached on and after February 10th. On that date the Newlins Gulch Transfer Company will establish daily stage service betweene Parkers Station (on the Gulf toad miles south of Denver) and the twenty-threnew gold camp, which is now conceded to have gold placer mining property ranking with the very best in Colorado. say it surpasses Many practical miners seen. ever have they anything Rates quoted and stage tickets sold by road at Denver, Colorado agents of the Gulf Trinidad and other, imSprings, Pueblo, stations. portant B. L. WINCHELLi, Genl Passenger Agent, Denver, Colo. he returned he pulled and tugged sweat his collar in vain ,and finally got so mad that he consigned old Dolclimate by and his daughter to a ten minwhere ice becomes water in to borrow man who wanted utes. The $10 of Dolby opened the door, and hesitated, and skated around to get his nerve up. When he returned the door would not open, though he disintegrated his suspenders in pulling. The man who read Pull as he went up the street found Push staring him in the dodged eyes as he returned, and he was too around a corner to see if he Canvassers, and drunk to walk solicitors and tramps got knocked put by that door until they dodged across the street in passing, and old Dolby chuckled and cackled and laughed till his weight increased twenty pounds. But one day he looked out to see a man standing begrim and determined fore the place. It was- - a man who had tried a hundred times to get past that door to sell Dolby a hatrack. He had Puli so always found Push he and work couldnt that mixed up badly had Now be door. the desperation in his eyes and a screwdriver in his hand. He pulled and he pushed, and he finally struck it. Then he held the door open with his knee, unscrewed the hinges, and taking the outfit on his shoulders, he walked off up the street and on and on until lost sight of in the misty distance. By and by the police pursued, but they were too late. On the bank of a turgid river they found Pull and "Push, and, floating on but the grim the stream, a storm-doostill and determined man, clutching his ooze of the in the rested screwdriver, smile of a with triumph on bottom, his pallid face. Detroit Free Press. . It Ls perfectly safe to go to a dentists shop and call him a liar to his teeth,-I- f the den- tist isnt in. a-lin- " i i Klines Great FITS All Fits stopped free by Dr. s use. after the first day free Nerve Restorer. N o Fitsami tj $2 trial bottle Marvelous cures. Treatise Fit cases, bend to l)r. Kline,931 Arch St., Phil a., Pa. A hangman who wished to conceal his vocation said he was traveling for a suspender company. If the Baby is Cutting Teeth. old and Be sure And use that remedy, Mrs. Children Teethimr- - well-trie- d Winslows Soothing STTT for It may sound like an anomaly, but the naan discovered in crookedness is in a strait. Influences Combi e to Redue health to the danger limit, a he reviving properties of Parkers Ginger Tonic best overcome these ills. Ma-- y It is difficult for a drinking man to hold his breath; It Is generally too strong for him. 'eryon well begun Is half done. Begin well by getting Ferrys Seeds. .Dont let chance determine your crop, but plant Ferrys Seeds. Known and sola everywhere. Before you plant, get l Columbia Seed Annual Ferrys 1898. more graceful walking. Remove them with Hindercoms. Napoleon had his double, so had, Wellington. A boys double ls a green apple. I know that my Jife was saved by Plsos Cnre for Consumption. John A. Miller, Au Sable, Michigan, April 21, 1895. If there are souls in trees, the cork tree must have a cork sole. Irritation of the Throat and Hoarseness ace immediately relieved by Browns Bron-- . cbial Troches. 'Have them always ready. Always has a pryor engagement the crowbar. r, Contains for prac- tical Information for farmers and gardeners tha"many hlgh- Srlced text books. Mailed fr DETROIT, H1CU. A CO., ASTHMA Colds GripCured Bronchitis,and Coughs andbySevere eflectualiy lUe use ot quickly Kuf now s Antf -- Ast hmatic Powder & Cigarettes Highly recommended and prescribed by prominent F KKK. Write for valuable literature, physician. Trade-mar- k and Jt&ch For their purpose to using any other make of & package has our wheeLTheremust Signature. be no question of quality in a bicycle selected for such ornamentation v Therefore they chose Columbian If youi druggist refuses to get them for you apply direct to KUTNOW BROTHERS, Place New Yorkeach. 54 Lafayette City of Povlsr or 25o. r 52 STANDARD OF THE WORLD & Cigarettes Sample packages HartBeautiful Art Catalogue ot Columbia andColumford Bicycles is free if you call upon any bia agent; by mail ' from vs for two stamps, & ask i LV CONGRESS, BUTTON, and EACE, made In all kinds of the best selected leather by skilled workmen. "We make and sell more LIVE MEN WANTED. ex- perience required. Shoe $3 HOWARD TAILORING 30.. VAN SURAH ST., CHICAQO FIFTH AVI. Mention paper. ' than any other i manufacturer In the world. None genuine unless name and is stamped on the bottom. price t Ask your dealer for our 85, 'Agents I for HAYDEII offer to subscriptions to the any6ne sending 9 00 for nine "Delineator, the standard fashion magazine, one additional subscription frek. Write for catalogue of &!!; BROS., 82.50, 82.25 Shoes; 84, 83.50,and 81.75 for boys. 82.50, 82 Spring Fashions Free. TAKE NO SUBSTITUTE. UREMKO Best Jough Syrup. Tastes Good. Use In time. Sold by druggists. & nsumrouon Ss 8 Ifyourdealer cannot supply you, send to factory, enclosing price and 36 cents to pay carriage. State kind, style of toe (cap or plain), size and width. Our Custom Dept, will fill your order. Send for new lllus-- , (rated Catalogue to Box K. ' ' WHERE ALL ELSE 1AILS. A K S3J: As agents for Howards popular made to order clothing. Prices Rock Bottom. Goods sell at sight with large profit. Expensive C sample Outfits, now ready and- AIRES dealer fou YOUB c If you pay 84 to 80 for shoes, examine the W. Ll Douglas Shoe, and see what a good shoe you can buy for OVER IOO STYLES AND WIDTHS, Factories and General Offices Hartford Conn Branch Stores and Agencies in almost every If Columbias are not properly city and town. represented in your vicinity let us know. No obukb. Douglas S3. SHOE bev7or1d!h.e1 I'lf. a-c- ad free upon application MAUj issMgav pgisvistaa!?' Unequalled, Unapproached. Brockton. Mass. W. L. DOUGLAS AA AA t : I bottom and a succession of surface MINISTER TERRELL. soon fatten the oysas appointed by President Cleveland strong tides would n 1893. ' ters. Were the oysters fat there would be enough in our waters for the seaLow sons demknd. In their present condiTemperature In Chemistry. A Noolc In the Woods. Raoul Pictet, who has done much tion, if it Remains so, there will not be. While still not far in the wogds we giaal chemical work at low temper-':ure- s When a packer gets an order now for. take 175 came to a dear, hospitable nook under suggests that by making use of 100 gallons of oysters it will were a if to fill they whereas, it, bushels y temperatures syntheses may be projecting bank, where a tinkling 100 would bushels which would be otherwise iin-i- n in prime condition, spring, descending to meet a quiet Sun. Baltimore do it. many chemical operations stream, kept the mosses green, though e heat so the raises general generated it was so near frosty December. As S and ay Observance. Perature of the bodies acted upon we listened to the gentle music of the at all control over the combination is The American Sunday should be retinkle, tinkle the same notes X At very low temperatures, how-'e- r. garded as! a day of rest. The wheels of spring repeated from a distance to us. " all chemical action ceases. By industry should he closed, and the day - came had to think twice before we delosing the right temperature, there-J- 6 should bo spent in rest, recreation and We hat what we heard1 was the cided reaction between chemicals may prayer All mankind should unite in sound of sheep-bell- s in a pasture some siade as slow as desired. By this to God in praise fields away. Then we said that, for (L-hearts their UP w -M. Pictet has effected combina-J- 3 offering various listen citizen the well, who those through Every and adoption. at are impossible at ordinary out America should Identify himself voices in nature both living and un- - j' is In OIL.O Peratures. We are conscious voices have much that j e with the! American Sunday. but to op- common,' and my sweet fX. X called upon not to celebrate, told me how she had once heard a p,r,tlsh Columbia and Italy. of the 5 European a celebration singing like running brook Charles Tupper recently said that pose the' should vigor-ousl- y sparrow' on a willow branch close CRIPPLE CREEK the great gold ramp. Christians he All perched Leaves Are Gone,' by uritli our big the When vegetation of all kinds much Sundayoppose even the slightest introbv! paper 3 mos. for 25c. hi ivanced in Victoria, British Co-:- a Illustrated in St. Weekly, Denver. Cola Nicholas. Thomas M. Amerstamps. in E4ith Sunday ia A aril than in Italy on the duction 6f the foreign 3 ica. Rev. Father Mark. in the following year. to1 THE It are not conducive to Knows How to suffer with corns, end they Coie. PEorolU - POPE MANUFACTURING CO. Newlli Gulch. CO. lZ2Curttabt.leaer. WHIM to ornament a bicycle elaborately with gold, silver, and precious stones, believing that some wealthy customer would esteem so handsome a mount. . They preferred to pay $J 00 each for ies during the past three years, and the rapid advancement of civilization and Christianity in those territories during no longer a that time, leave continent. resting place on this Beautiful cities, rich valleys and the rolling prairies of that country now teeming with an industrious and enterprising class of people'take the place where such bands were roaming at will only a few short years ago. The people of that territory have as little to fear from any further outrages, from such a source as those in the east, and such is the I result of favorable legislation, backed up by the courage, push and enterprise of the American people. ri irlfc i The Passing of the Outlaw. The wonderful strides of development in Oklahoma and Indian Territor- ea L3 ; - , ! 1 ical ills, which vanish before proper efELKHART CARRUGK HER- -' forts gentle efforts pleasant efforts in KK89 Bra. CO., comfort is There IU8UT, directed. rightly IKD. W, B. Pratt, Secy. so many forms ot the knowledge, that toany actual dissickness are not due E. E. BURLINGAME'S to a constipated condiease, but simply which the pleasant tion of the system,, of Figs, prompt- ASSAY OFFICE laboratory family laxative. Syrup i3 why it is the only Established in Colorado, 1S66. Samples by mall or ly removes. That of families, and is express will receive prompt and carefo.1 attention millions with remedy by all GOLD AND SILVER BULLION everywhere esteemed so highly who value good health. Its beneficial Refined, Melted end Asuyed or Purchased. effects are due to the fact, that it is the Address. 1736 and 1738 Lawrence St., DENVER, COLO, one remedy which promotes internal cleanliness without debilitating the xmk AbKsnmm uvi. ooes natr too wnna'i windmill business, because it has reduced lbs rost ot organs on which it acts.toIt is therefore to 1 .U what it eras. It has many branch all important, in order get its bene- Wind f9power ry .bouses, and supplies Its (roods and repairs note when to puryon ficial effects, door. It can and does furnish a f , s M Tour better arti- arttcle for less money than chase, that you have the genuine Cali- t It makes Pumping and the manufactured is which by rC SteeL Oalvantaod-after- . cle, jg sold Co. and wlndmllL w rating by fornia Fig Syrup only and Fixed Hteel Towers, Steel unzz aw V all reputable druggists. Frames, Steel Feed Cutters and Peed health, Grinders. On application It will name one If in the enjoyment of good of fc.4 articles that It will furnish until and the system is regular, laxatives or January 1st atthese the usual price. It also make 13 needed. If not other remedies are then Tanks and Pumps of all kinds. Send tor catalogue, afflicted with any actual disease, one factory t 12th, Rockwell and Fillmore Streets. Chicago, the most skillful may be eommended to of a laxative, THE COMPANY PAYS THE FRK1CHT need in if hut physicians, horse whim. Will with the and one should have the best, shift. I jut ae safe be n can oi ancine it packed anywhere riiabSyrup everywhere. Ko cog whel gc T and is most largely clutch to break. 90 per cent la Figs stands highest wrought iron and steel and850will bend used and gives most general satisfaction. in use. before breakuag.t Orer ed t tl'Ai hair fW - WE HAVE butuoat direct agents. to tba Comes Gladness a better understanding of the ht full-fledg- ...... a .0000600 1- I e p o Cure - ll . t HAliULUii ! Ttst i'1 Le b a non ,U ns. inti j lab" 1 DR.J.SI W STEEL YLB PICKET FENCE. ! -- CABLED FIELD AND HOG FENCE. Also 1UiLkU POILTKY, GABUKJI AM KABB1T FESCK. article to Ws manufACture s complete In of Smooth Wire Fencing and guarantee every sented. If you consider quality we can save rou money. frs. 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