Show s G O J TAlK A i This F Full lI o of f Half Baked Theorists j What Go Ame ls Hav ave to Endure In These Days ClYs Is or Surely a Plenty Americans are ure probably the most Fully Advised people ou on earth eaith The whole hole lun laud Is s full rull of emergency rostrums f where people who have a a. a passion for advising ad their brethren mu may repair and relieve their minds In detail Iso 1 people are more Talked To ro and Talked At un und and no people are more inore- Tolerant and Good Natured a about out It Not only Is the land full of ot native natIve- advisory talent but advisers t hive lve here from other lands lanus and und insist upon Explaining Explaining Ex RIo- Ex- Ex Matters Matter to us gIving us-gIving giving us the low down und ind the tile real McCoy It-cO It ou on on a a. variety varlet of topics many of ot them exceedingly ex ex- ce dull The land Is full of well fed theorists who have Thought It It All Out and are ale Willing and Anxious to Tell About It asserts Glenn M. M Farley In the S Seattle Post Intelli g Most lost of ot the Fluent Speakers are men who have nev never r done anything in nil their long lives but write or talk They never nevel by uny chance have got ut Into the thick of things themselves never neer been horned around and pushed and shoved and stepped on or acquired ac ac- acquired calloused callous d hands or practical experience experience ex experience ex- ex in Working for fora a Living i never stood up to the East Enst Wind of ot Hard HardLuck HardLuck HardLuck Luck and Hard Work and Won Von Through In spite of discouragements Still the they are Perfectly Willing to Explain Matters and tell teU how to to- correct our sad mistakes of ot Judge jUdge- ment mente The land Is full tull of ot Instructors Without With With- Without out Appointment and Gul Guides es Without Certificates Is It any wonder that we are s so- so r often on the wrong track Is It not a a. J miracle that we are on the road rOld at atall all am and making progress The land Is Ls full of Critics men anxIous anxious anxious ious to point out the errors of poor lost wandering humanity men keen to tear down and destroy the work of or oth others rs and furnish nothing constructive construe construe- tive Uve to replace it men full of or theories r rhut but hut short on practice It Is a fine tine thing for a citizen te to- to have hae a Helpful Theory b but t a still finer thing for him hlin to Work It Out It seems t to come natural to a lot of ot people to Explain Matters When a a. citizen feels moved to go gu out in they Buck Back Yard Ilant 1 Dack and to ttY t Garden some neighbor is Quite Apt t t step over oer over and aud Lean n on 00 the Fence a and ami d f Explain to tu him pr precisely how the the garden gurden should be Put Iut In What a Splendid Grand Glorious Glorious- Thing It would be if all the Volunteer Instructors and Guides and Exhorters would Stop Talking and Go to Work themselves I As it Is a lot of the Listeners are ar Getting Nervous They are getting reasonably reasonably reasonably rea rea- well Fed ed Up with Instruction When hen a man who has hus been Through the Mill Ul Raises his Yo Voice Ice In counsel he generally has something of value value- to say But when a party with a u Gas Bag moves moyes In and begins to Release the the- Gas he be becomes a a nuisance to et e every cry ery- body He annoys unno's people who are are- really working and accomplishing something and often drops a monkey wrench or a screw driver Into the the- machinery There are orators running around with a Load Lond of Misinformation who would probably Be All AIl Right if they Had a 11 n and a 11 Haircut and consented consented consented con con- to Go to Work Anyhow It would be Worth Trying and it would be a Wonderful Relief to the Public There arc are entirely ly too man many able- able bodied men inen standing around InstructIng Instructing Instruct Instruct- ing tag Others and awaiting a formal Introduction inI in- in I to lined Hard Work I This s country's business and In InI Industry Industry industry In- In I would Bounce Like a Rubber Ball if we could contrive to induce induce- every roan man to turn his hand band to some fome useful work and Soft Pe Pedal al althe the Talk T I What hat we need nied Is n Moratorium i on Volunteer Misinformation As S It Is the season for the Is over is-over over oyer rind tind the Janitor Will Soon Bel Be Be- j Putting utting l tin Out thu the Ll Lights lits H |