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Show Thursday, April 25. THE MURRAY EAGLE J What B. WALLACE KDIK 'It WALLACE BUSINESS MANAOKU C. M. i sheared because t h e change from warm fw I shorn bodies mav ,,,UStt to Do run the government. Following is a satire on the HE IS AN AMERICAN country's budget troubles involving Amos n He is an American. nv PWYI I IS RKLMONT i r,Tuiiiii-imrliili.- iri is badly worried about the national budHe hears an airplane overRoose-vel- t, head and if he looks up at all get. Amos consoles him with, "President does so in curiosity, neither in hi' ain't payin' it no mind." arfear nor in the hope of seeing a the conversation in their Kingfish Midway rived in the role of agent of the "infernal reve- protector. His wife goes marketing, and nue ivnunisMon." To Andy's question about how her purchases are limited by her much he owed, the Kingfish replied: "Dat deneeds, her tastes, her budget, but pends entirely on whut yo' kin raise." The King-fi:,- h not by decree. added: "We got de tax on whut comes in, de comes home of an evening He tax on whut goes out. de social sorority tax, de streets which are well through tax-- on ransacktions, and de repensatory tax." not dimly in blue. lighted, Amos admitted he wasn't sura what a "repenHe reads his newspaper and satory tax" was. "Dat's one of de most implicated knows that what it says is not taxes dat we expose on you, Andy," said the concocted by a bureau, but an to Kingfish. "It's one of dose taxes dat when I makes honest, untrammeled effort truth. the a a After I'se and present tory." you pay it, you repent AM iilmuiinn to hate un injnrmnl He has never had a gas mask the further discussion, they decided that what comes party the latter purl of IH month, on. und nirh li to years of boys alter a billion, "is just more billions." uu itint He has never been in a bomo-pronames age. I lime several interesting hut I need another good gam shelter. lined up, in on a "sweet potato" Someone was practicing His military training, an R. O. to keep the evening going until refresh, the vicinity of Safeway store Monday. It sounded T. C. course in college, ne iook merits are served. Have you a suy much like a Hindu in India "charming a snake." because it excused him from the ttstion for me? TIIK MURRAY EAGLE With the major political parties .sounding off the 1940 presipreliminary to the main dential election, one pauses to consider the nation's problems and just what, if anything, the Democrats and Republicans propose to do about them. As usual both parties damn the other, avoiding real issues and ollering no solution for such unpleasant things as unemployment, high taxes and the national debt. John L. Lewis is calling on the Townscnd bloc, labor and youth to support him or his candidates in giving work to youth, security and retirement to old age and hiuher wages to labor. The polithians have been unable to stop Mr. Lewis' growing power. They cannot ignore his political strength. When both parties are floundering about m a mad scramble for the insid track. Mr. Lewis comes out boldly with all the fervor and apparent aiiici-ritthat have swept lesser men into ollice. Said he, at Motiongah, W. Va., "In the event that tbt' Democratic Party does not nominate a candidate for President or adopt a platform satisfactory to labor and the common people of this country, I shall alter the conventions of the Democratic and Republican parties, espouse and urge upon these various organizations the assembling: of a great delegate convention, to bo composed of delegates from the Congres of Industrial Organi-dationLabor's Non Partisan League, the old nsion movements, the national N'cgro orage ganizations, and liberal farmers' organizations, to meet in smile central city ami present their views, crystallize their judgment into a program that each and every American can support, and we will see whether mere machine politics in this country is going to be more powerful and more controlling than the mice of the citizens of the land." Here is either a demagogue, a smart politician, or a great leader. The nation is yet to discover which. ir, a s, don't take my WOES fa it! FRANK C0L3Y; Noun. The action of A local gal is the object of a young man's attentions, who comes from Salt Lake every now and then fur a courting session. Local admirers don's like the city slicker to born in, so every time be parks at the girl's house, they let the air out of his tires. Tin- - last time this happened, the Salt Laker was here until 2 am. pumping his t.n s up by hand. We karned from inside .sources that all this has made the city boy angry and that he plans to bring .some of his friends down to "beat up cwry guy in Murray." We'll see. The "Gnditvn" sessions of the press in Washington of tt n turn out some amusing bits of verse and comment on current affairs and the men who j -- '. fnrrret rnrnnnnrinO ,n idire. r,- -" iLt'-- (Capitals indicate syllables to k accented.) QUESTION: We've almost ecu, lj uiuvva unri which !S Corrn i,nvc aiuw, ui unve slowly two-foo- Central Barber Shop r FTv ACTJii 4rfflffSOw 44-10- 0 Hu-ban- OLD mm Brooki frankness nor if older, ordered ready to honesty has been achieved by serve the state with sacrifice of an ad in a S.m Francisco paper which read: "Four limb or life. He has his problems, his roams, furn. complete. Frieid." San Fran Life. troubles, his uncertainties, but all others are not overshadowed (lenr rotis by the imminence of battle and "Son. why don't you play circus? It's great sudden death. He should struggle to preserve tun. First you make a sawdust ring." his Americanism with its price "Hut where would I get the sawdust, dad?" "Here's the saw. Just cut some of the firewood less privileges. He is a fortunate man. into fireplace lengths. And you can have all the He is an American. saudust you make." New York Sun A new n cord in BFHIND T0BAY5 AMERICA'S - ai Y SAFEST CAS now club lead County acents. ers, and vocational agricultural teachers recently received issues or the premium list for the Fourth Annual Intermountain Junior Fat Stock show, slated for June 4, 5, and 6 at North Salt Lake. Published by the official com mittee of the show, the list was issued to inform the Future Far mer and entrants as to the nature of premiums, awards and special prizes. In addition, the booklet includes complete rules for entrance and showing, with one section being devoted to sponsors and committee members who are making preparations for the forthcoming event. These items are supplemented by a three-daschedule, set up for junior livestockm-who will attend. The program includes: assembling and organization of all and Future Farmer town units and a box lunch on the dav preceding the actual opening of the show. The following day will mark the formal opening, grading of hogs, grading of lambs, and a Search for Talent amateur night at the stock yards show arena. On Wednesday beef entries will be graded and exhibitors will attend their annual banquet in the evening, while the auction sale win hold the cvnlcr of attraction for the final day of the thow. Officials estimate that in addition to the $2,000 in premiums, approximately 44 individuals and; firms of the nation and inter mountain states will contribute $1,000 in special prizes and awards to encourage the development of finished livestock in the West. Ai.i.vi KNTUCKV STBAIGUT BOVRBON WUISKEY Y V, 93 rnooF 1940.. Nau'ontl Disrillerf Products CornCopyright . -, N.Y. in ii tmtmummu vvvv.S i WyJlllllllillimiHHi II kl h cm iirs UMULIXLAIL) W i uiiti I ri I I I 1 fJe 1'S , &tM AV'M.'.a 4-- 4-- II V. f " . . j . ir m'V(VWAn1 j fT""" s hr iZIO zzrrs-l- i f y MIT In i his ihw IIihKoil, jou can enjoy the Mmvihly flowing lnu r .iiivl t Aim piif.-rni.iin- of . HUDSON ift tciorJ-lioKli- nilict u.. , , , Taw Hon AMtRICA fr Coupr; $cJn illui-tftrv- l. $952, delivered in IViroit, indudinft uses, not including state and local' Uies, if n. Ixiw time nvment terms. Price suhiert ta Fed-t- fl rhinjse without notice. V.L, I" I . """" ' Co'OM 'ni UI''T- Wt,.u rf. RflcDANIEL MOTORS, INC '1955 South State fRICLD . H Po, tlt5t into the qrcat coal fie!d of Carbon, Grand and Emery Counties 4-- S lOWtST soon I Ul,n tnnii T at Amcrici's ;,ht l"ight price. I)iic out tinl.iy ami prose o tilings . , . ih,,t tlurc's n, t.r ke a Sir.iight I iglit anj Sir .light I iglu ,kc this 128 hiiri j.xscr HuJson! fcvniuim,s n Tk tM fici's leading stink i.r . . . snli the torn-l"Aitbuin Sc.it Cushions I 'm f TTTK JTV ' Customer our 'i.."--- 1- - .. .. e ' as " A Satisfied P;.l "XVo - Inn mmcr is correc aovv are much happier in a place where For this game "Slow" as an adverb has exceV they can let go. Shakes you'll need a rubber jar ring and dictionary support. now slow t;j t a piece of strong string for nimseu wiuie, goes! each person, and a pair of dice. (Bel! Syndicat- e- WNU Service.! ervation that he may criticize One person is chosen to be it. any of its policies with all the When all the other players have put vigor which to him seems protheir rings in the middle of the table, perany other as his convictions he shakes the dice. If a sum The only eligible bachelors we have been able dictate, even, if it be his decision, amounting to seven or eleven turns to locate are NY A workers and patrons of Jim's one which holds that the theory up, he grabs for the rings before of government of the country is the others are quick enough to Billiards. snatch them away by pulling the wrong and should be scrapped. He does not believe, if his par- strings. For each ring he gets he Love ($) makes the world go 'round. is Best ty is out of power, that the only can put ene point on his score, and which it can come into each player losing a ring marks one Recomendation Spring festivals are bursting all around. Keep way in is through a bloody revo- point against himself. If the person power up with the crowd and see what goes on. who is "it" gets all the rings, each lution. even one counts two points for him inwith converses He friends, Louie Stevens says he looks better and better, stead of one. If a number other chance acquaintances, exand jounger and younger propaganda for the with on than seven or eleven turns up "it" his opinion freely pressing Spring time. keeps throwing the dice until he any subject, without fear. He does not expect his mail to gets one of the desired numbers. What man is seen driving a new Pontiac? A be opened between posting and Every one takes a turn being "it" for three rounds. It's a rather hinice car with nice lines. FRANK receipt, nor his telephone to be larious game! and WNU Service. Phyllis nc The Eagles ball team for 1940 looks like a fine tapped. He changes his place of dwellMILT crovul of athletes. You should see them take a ing, and does not report so doing Sheep Need Shelter work out. to the police. (Opposite City Hall) Good shelter should be availHe has not registered with the able for sheep after they are Las had his hair trimmed this week for the police. first time since New Year's day. He carries an identification card only in case he should be No parking space in Murray can be found to the victim of a traffic accident. be the situation almost every day. Always like MIA JULJIH, He thinks of his neighbors VtiCitilftLlj 1 Saturday night used to be. across international borders of to the north as though they Several inquiries are coming in daily for mod-c- those ITtll'S FASTEST SbLLlG WHISKEY were across a state line, rather houses for rentals. Where are the house-builder- than as to of those foreigners THIS Will SKEY IS the south more as strangers since I different a M language they speak Critics from his, and with the knowledge Sammy: "Pa, what is a dramatic critic?" that there are now matters of Pa. "A man who is 99 T difference per cent pooh." between his govern- laui, ,3 and theirs, but of neither QUART Coj. No. r ment Another Week with an expectancy of war. PINT Cod. No. 8 "You want more money for the dressHe worships God in the fashion 'il'LYl-Co- d, No. 9 maker? Why. I gave you $20 for that last week." of his choice, without let. Wife: "Yes, dear, but she didn't send her bill His children are with him in then." his home, neither removed to a place of greater safety, if young, Maram Lester has been a busy lad this week. He's had to remodel the produce department at Safeway store all by himself, and has been work ing late nigius. xuesaay ne naa 10 arop everything to see if his brother was all right after another car had run into him on State street. JUNIOR LIVESTOCKMEN GET PREMIUM LIST ' FOR JUNE SHOW , nrf.if "wv "." ring-gra- ur &4j lever leech in the first syH;n;it., Theft! MARGARET. m Anton nieoni says the reason lie hasn't Urn around much lately is because lie's reformed. a Within recent years the pron,.n ciation "LEV-er-agc- " with the fZ syllable as in level has passed fr! best usage and is now listed luuive u) in si Ameri dictionaries. Webster's, Oxford, Jones ' - not comgym course, and it was Answer The kitchen table is Eternal P.ill Price was drumming up votes Mon- pulsory. the only place your mothprobably He belongs to sucn iraiemn day. He hasn't decided whether to run for the but let will you play er as ne governorship or whether to just be a plain senator. organizations and clubs your friends, especially the boys, s? Here&Tliere vet - of wishes. He adheres to a political party to the extent that he desires the dominant one, if that be his reschoice, but with the distinct r r- 1J John L. Levis And the Third Party ' colds. j every Ttmrrilay. Entered as second class maUer. February 8, 1.127, at the Post Ofiice at Salt Lake- Citv. Utah, under Act of March 3, 187'J. 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