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Show 1 LIFE' OUR COMIC SECTION fir "Beware, my son, beware!" UTILE JEST, 0 Famous Last Words VA "Slay aicay from ' Peter man1 si ll has killed your tchole family!" FARMER COMES TO TOWN "I wlHh to huy some stocks and Public bonds. Nothing speculative. it Don't smell it Don't touch It Go hungry for days first" She's right Petennan's Ronch Food exterminates every roach ia your house. Nothing is left but little dry dust Some housewives make the mistake of fighting cockroaches with a spray. Those are the houses roaches tay in. They live down behind baseboards, under the j utility stuff preft-rmJ.- " "Aren't you the fanner 1 boarded with last summer?" "I am." "lWg pardon, but last summer yon talked dial eft." "That was for the summer boarders, my friend. I ora talking finance now." I one roach gets a little powder on "T"O.VT walk through SHE'D BRIBE THEM Doors. Mo spray his legs. Hack to his nest e gin s. He crawls over the others aud eggs. Every roach he touches dies and disintegrates. Here is the right insecticide for each insect: PETERMAN'S ROACH FOOD exicnui. natea icoekroache. TETERMAN'S ANT FOOD eatermlnab anta. FLY09 AN kills flirt and mnulto, PETERMAN'S DISCOVERY eitenni. natea tMrilbuga. PFrERMAN'S MOTH FOOD protectt againat mudia. ran possibly reach them, or their young, or their eggs. Only a powder can exterminate them. IYteriuan's Hoack Food is Ihe right owder. Jut You must have a specific No single insecticide will exterminate llieiu all. We know that is true. Vi'e have had nearly 50 O) rtiermnn't has tits right h 4n- inatvrtrulm fttr in- secticide for each insect. years' experience. drugM arm uUL A., N. Y. City Brass Band for Juneau 200 Fifth Most Powerful Antiseptic Hai.iss. professor lr. Ceor'o of chemotherapy of Ihe I'niversity of IYnnsj I vatiiii. Is the discoverer of "metaphen," a compound of mercury. The new formula Is the strongest antiseptic known tit chemists, and it Is believed that lis ability to kill bacteria of may result In the prolongation lives bv twenty-liv- e years or more. Juiteau. Alaska, capital of an U. you think Mie'd tip the Kalis at a hundred and fifty pounds? She Yes, she'll actually bribe them If she could. I I ! Some Credit in That in's a tiling most men decplie; yuu have that IteiiiT to boast about your rise Than brag of your dei ?nt. Hon st Hut If MCUE, 7H VJEU.LAST FROM HI GMT U HEARP I ViXlft uoos'e TVWG-U- A Mean Crack PRINTER'S DEVIL mtw - s i I rr uiuv-- r a. iifMCCI GAVE ME A PAIU RtCWT - I '"''J w?Vi --A with nn old Dartmoor farmer's wife turned on an empiy house In the neighborhood. "I am surprisvd," suid the visitor, "that nidi n fine place should stand empty so long." "Ah. sir," replied the old lady, "It's o tine house, but it's festive with rats." Loudon con vet sal ion A f AMP I THAT OME.ecty was itu Sie OUKMUVJj 11 ' ( and For correcting quickly relieving belching, gas, over-ncldit- Or Your Money Back y e, bilious- heartburn, nausea, other digestive disorders, r.FXL-ANhas been proved of great value for the past thirty years. Not a laxullve but a tested Sure Itcliof for Considetcte 1'erfeclly harmless and Indigestion. MWs Thlrtyodd-i- h. Mr. this pleasant to take. Send for free samples Is so Maiden. to: I'.ell & Co., Inc., Orangeburg, N. Y. relieved and cleat.ly healed. In skin diseases Its action Is little Adv. Mr. I'.lunt know, but I thotmht less than magical. The itching of you could stand surprise betu-- tliao eczema Is Instantly stopped; t lie suspense. Vigorous in Old Age eruptions dry u; and scale off In a William Y. Taylor, claiming at one very few days. The same Is true of Ruinous hundred and three to be the oldest man barbers' Itch, salt rheum and other Irritating wild unsightly skin trour. Crawford Is thai ull Jim h:)ve In west Australia, has just died. A bles. left of tin lioautiful dinner set you few months hi;,) he attracted attention You can obtain Moone's Kmerald got ns a wedding by appearing In court on a charge Oil In the original bottle at any modMrs. t'riibshaw es; the breaks of violently assaultim: n man. Taylor, ern store. It Is safe to t:s, drug me. were against who declared that the man deserved ami failure In any of the ailments what he got, was discharged. I'oted above Is next to Impossible. Your druggist can supply you at any Picture Comforting time. Vera I'm pilm; to have the baby'i picture taken to.lay. I A1MKS KMIIKOIIll K FOR IS IN VOIR Have It taken when he's hoiiia ness and S pre-jent- Bf EAR TOO t Ib'tiry I'd like to know looks like that way. what mm be IMtVT SI I I I K WITH I nt Ira, Nrurltla. Ailnitli" Writ tv r.iiiiu-i- v n" c v u r t Wtn Kiippr Unlol THE FEATHERHEADS A Falling Out With the Porter i I I i rAM l&S f m m hr Why docs she have nil of nrrows? In the pins She-S- o that Cupid will have plenty of HtlllllUllllloll, I StlppoMt, lie fnn An.1 tul A tmtut tifw n fil.llttl" under-estimate- n T.-.J-- i ants am) i.srtlru'sr. Irct. MON FY AT HOWB Knur. U mil l KAYETTK WRITIMl WanliltiKtun C. H., thl. KAKN MOMKS writ- WK. - BEST USED TRUCKS bare a lr-- aaanrlmrat of trurka of varlona makra aad alxr. are barsalaa. t'aah or raar tfnna. M'rlte for drtalla or rail and are 21 ooli Srd Paaf. a1f Lake CHr. me. fliilOti fit," Uncertain Demonstration "You never fail to command applause. "You can't tell abour applause," said Senator S.irjium. "opinions now differ so widely that any kind of sentiment you happen to express Is sure ai with tOCkit!.' aid the -- 'l splash '1 Mic p0-!lt- e of Jour "VHi!d you kindly splash the other one?'' " I "t prefer them to itcli " ni The Danger Signal "piw ''' .te' ilo jnii like your 'lt;l lenry I'Vper! lie (i;ij I I si vo tint much "l wotk to do." thrift Mitaizlne, .ier Come-Bac- h llf Now that e lire tniirr;et. to puint out Imps I tnitb! few nf jour little d' f'its. I Stil She - ISiti't hnllicr. qtllt of tbl (1 I) WH tlilH-litllai tbfeet thrtt patented ree from Ket tlnp n tttuch bei'er tosti thnti oii are. pr. rii'ir' SAY "BAYER ASPIRIN" and INSIST! Unless you sec the "Bayer Cross" on tablets you are not getting the per.uine Bayer Aspirin proved safe by millions an J prescribed by physicians for 25 years. r (.,r Enough Said Mr C W'm ftwrtr tnln I'.rm. r You mjty and brail' ttheii m. J nie. tll.ltriei Mr I'ti w. t-- - ell. bin) bcntittr. hut I ei.'iMn i I bad bruins. Join, -- nr Pud In aa. t 'ah. Sidewalk Convenation tnoturist, All THE WHITE COMPANY him. "!'nri!"h ! r If - What did l.c s:l? Not!, Ins. Ilii wife J n riiln K..r CO.. : to.!,i, I'.ill tr Calil. say Mmid Is very particular to elicit signs of approval." ihnosltig foiiiiihinies." "Indeed tdie Is. She Dover tells a Almost half the farms In Sweden secret t anyone she thinks will keep use eleelt lc power. wberc!ts only 3 p''f cent of American farms are fleet rlfcl. Krnil No Chance Jerry - S;nv m Sun Krani'lsoi). , "Th-- y d'al of twn. h"li trit lianj H bmr Object, Circulation r.nllo, tmiSv "tin Itirn T' MK.V. Mi- Abraham Lincoln has always been our favorite American statesman, but since learning from no less u historical Authority than our Mr. McKee himself that James Madison did more than any of our great Americans to Introduce- - nnd popularize long trousers to take the place of knee breeches, we feel, what with our lees d and all, that perhaps we have this great man's service to bis country.- -I ihlo Slate Journal. Fear the Band hav V Co,. CVnckiT lll'tif A Man's Man I - . - . W t I, IMHK.O. IMII.I.AKS buyi Inureat In tliri- laic 'aiif"lfCit iinHht..a. .Wwr pat plan small lnvimtnr.1. I'rw! Bulletin, CnmnuT TK aloliK fin to.lny. AIAMS rn'f i!".ii a!i. t".. lii'l'AYN 1 spur tlliu; aiy .l. pri'tttabledtHti-iytmnu work; lhrli'e stump, writ I MOIIII. VII.. CO. - IJvrmr l ulls. Main 7 t nrjilll Mrrrt MITCHELL EYE SALVE ht&ls Inflimed eyes, granuUtd lids, styes, etc. Sure. Safe. Hpredy. 25c at UdrurKlM. Hull Ruckol. N. Y.C GOOD FOR EXTRA SHOTS km Here is a surgeon's wonderful prescription now dispensed by pharmacists at trilling cost, that will do more towards helping you get rid of unsightly spots and skin diseases than anything you've ever used. Not only does this great healing antiseptic oil' promote rapid and healthy healing In open sores and wounds, but boils, abcesscs and ulcers that are discharging are almost Immediately r i a in 7 Days or Less 1 w & Win 1 if ?3 Heals Eczema Thousands of Testimonials From Doctors, Nurses and Dentists Say So. Tit-I'.ii- in pire of more than r'.M),xx) square miles, has a full brass band for the first time in ten years. It is financed by funds from public dances. The band provides one of t lie few opportunities fur amusement. Really Sure Relief Bell-An- s Infested I . em- DOES NOT AFFECT THE HEART C"s fVa.. I It lHa !t tt VJ 4V trad fjiark of Jll "QiyiL" kAicontains rroven directions, which irin.lv nver- - boim of ii t1i'( Also LoltWof 24 and 100 lru, Mfaclr of M rai'i of 5'". V 1 |