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Show olioorno It It Pe-ru-- na As a Reliable Specific for the Ills Incident to the Vicissitudes of Their Occupation. FORCE WHO WHISPER. UOMEN .isl Like lli II. tut? Afk. M,a vith Curio. It jr. Why is It that noiwn have so much uf a Jcntiul nature to communi-oat- e to one another m VDisncra In I''.ib!ii? is the question of a curious man in New York. "It is particularly noticeable," he adds, "in the. cars. 1 don't expett thfiu to discuss their affairs for the i'eiuflt of other ien;,u in ttie car; loud ulking is quite as had form as gome oilier things. "Hut I have noticed, not recently, hut for years, that when two women who know each other touch elhows In a street car they almost Instantly, that is as soon as they can get at It, begin whispering. This Is nearly always acby giggles, single and companied double. "How seldom It is that you see men I have seen two women whisper;ag. chat on street corner forty feet away from any ether person, and then as they wire about to separate, whisper in the most confidential way and then giggle. to Insist that this criticism, "I if it tuny be so called, Is not Idle curiosity. Ko gentleman would willlngliy overhoir a conversation between wo men, and I am certain that no woman in a atreet car would be comfortablt if she ww two men communicating Jr. the way I have described. "I am satisfied that this whispering in public Is a habit for most women giggle and laugh every time they meet I am a lover of a hearty laugh it denotes a healthy liver and indicates home llring but I have noticed that laughter between men in puidic Is an exception, while with women it is the rule. Are women happier than men or Is laughter with them mechanical?' 'bf HA1.F-C0- WORK IS WASTED. E KxtrHVftgatM'e I.o, anil ltrstiltin from The extravagance and waste of doing Vt work badly are most lamentable. can never overestimate the value, in a successful life, of an early formed habit of doing everything to a finish and thus relieving ourselves of the necessity of doing things more than once. Oh, the waste in careless, patched work! The extravagance and loss resulting from a slipshod education is alJohn E. rtat'fk, Assistant Superintendent of Police of Chicasro, 111., most beyond computation. To be unwrites : der the neressity, all through one's " used Peruna for a very severe case of nasal catarrh, and life, of patching up, of having to do e and botched am glad to inform you that it has accomplished a complete cure. aver again is not only a source of terrible work, I have no hesitancy in recommending it to others." waste, but the subsequent loss of JO US E. PTACEK. and life is also very great There is great economy in putting Officer A. C. Svvanson writes from drenched, a severe cold has followed 607 Harrison street, Council I'lutfs, which it seemed Impossible to throw the highest possible personal investla., as follows: off until one of them tried I'eruna, ment in everything we do. Any thor"As my duties and found the fin- oughness of effort which raises person""a? est remedy for a al power to a higher value is a judicompelled me to be cold that a man cious out in ell kinds of expenditure of individual effort. would want. weather I contracted Do not be afraid to show thoroughwe cold then severe "Since from have used It for ness in whatever you undertake. Thortime to time, which if settled in the kid colds, catarrh, in- oughness is a great quality when once It makes all work easier fluenza end other mastered. neys, severe pains and complaints foilow- - and brings to life more sunshine. i , trouble in the pelvic lug in the wake of Success. V Mg HAsst.Supt Police ySlfV half-don- half-don- &1 j causing ' t.&t. weather, organs. XklSi inclement and we all feel well " I am now like a In am new man, pleased with Peruna." splendid health and give all praise to MICHAEL O'HALLERAN. C. SWASSON. A. Peruna." It you do not derive prompt and Michael O'llalleran, Lieutenant result from the use of Station satisfactory of the Summordale Peruna write at once to Dr. Ilartman, Police Department, writes from 1111)3 piviiifjf a full statement of j'our case, W. Monroe street, Chicago, 111.: and he will be pleased to you his " Several of the officers of our sta- valuable advice gratis. tion have good reason to praise Address Dr. Ifartman, President of Peruna. Several times when they the ilartman Sanitarium, Columbus, spent hours in the rain and came in Ohio. ti JV C I) - Ser-pea- Si 'mm STOP TOBACCO DO NT Suddenly. It injures the nervous system to do so. Use BACO-CURand it will tell you when to stop as it takes away the desire for tobacco. You have no right to ruin your health, spo!l your digestion and poison your breath by using the filthy weed, A guarantee in each box. Price SI.CO per box, or three boxes $2.50, with guarantee to cure oi or direct from us. Write for free booklet. monev refunded. At all pood Drufjo-ist- fr - CHEMICAL CO., EUREKA La Crosse, Yis. A A member of the Philadelphia bar, says the Times of that city, was tryin,; a case before one of the Judges of the In the course common pleas courts. of bis closing address he noticed that both judge and jury looked wearied. He is well known for the lunny stories he tells when illustrating a point, so when he said, "That reminds me of a story," the court and jury looked interested at once. He proceeded to tell and a particularly pointless yarn, and there were undisguised sigim of disappointment on the faces of every one present, particularly he said, lhat of the judge. "Mr. "I fail to bee th point in that story." "So do I," replied the lawyer, "it la one your honor told me coming in on the car this monrng. Since 1 failed to see the joke, I thought I would give it A," x Four igROUTB 150 v. - ti I WORLD FAMED VIRGINIA P rJK r.t TO Trin X HilH A Vi 'UI.'i I Hi' 'IV I'TI TtMn'jv. w n hi,1! tti'Ttifflllli I!. ill! B'lV ri'fcH'.ii i 'II.'!v niHni;uiT tin iii(!u turn of ur i'om iT'ilu- jl j- tt IO Or Magnificent Train Service, Dining Cars, Pullman Sleepers, Observation Cars. A fl JJ inll lihfJ ,,t in il pJ f jj J (3 tiS A fclA & ill ( I 1 I tif of ' " wuh our ;iH (miAu-Rt . l I'Mry , iT ftlnt ftv-- n.untnl JOHN. L yy'jj I,' rn imkindi t'iiir tr.itritf WWwN THE NEW v.tini fJ In oiit-r- : eUfnu-- , ftim!sinnff l wit unj y,'i ri'iiijriif Vfe J J re l"nriJ(f-.- jury." .U hriHuTv';.t j ForlGCenir iT'TV. V nf rurr.I ! i 'rosftiaidjf rBrtl.lrti, VJ. ' u lHiUl.nm.j, J nflt I'tiWt '" ILy itilft, Ilwrt Hot Springs T by r.ni;i.I;NS DYES are the liriirMest, fastest and easiest to use. bold by tlrujrists, 10c. per package. 'rf I 1H trial 1HTTSAM I6c."l fsr Mir1 Jury Trial. 1U, rir.ii , nil i'iiiy a Ryij SEED CO., Cfosn, WU. SALZER f An.tilai C'oliixp for Hrazll. The Vienna mint has undertaken the production of the new money for llrazil, and has already commenced i he delivery of a part of the coinage. The money, consisting of and pieces, was packed In bags, seven of such bags being inclosed In ca.sks'lined with sheet Iron, secured at the top and bottom with screws. Six wagons were necessary for the conveyance of these casks en route to Rio de Janeiro. 100-re- l!00-re- lead-seale- d CAPSICUM VASELINE Fire-proo- ( PCX A iReduccd Rate Tickets now on sale. For full information call on agents of the BIG FOUR ROUTE. or address the undersigned W.P.DFPrC MRRfN J.lYVfH, A Ticket A St. Aunt. O. P. A T. A Ueu'l 1'lNCtNNATI, O. !'. HOWAIWE. ST! BIRT0,?h Fourlli Street. I endvllle. Coin.i. Mlver.TV; O.. I, P.H'ton Iirlee: lo.,.W; II: i....Sll.T.H upper,! I.NI. Mullfuller A titer; ojau. ing envelop-- , went to my lo lo i' ll., I'v kit 111 rt . pay seeds good HOi ciidiil nno wit ttio aaas. cTioou SfiDS. us. i i tEED CO., SALT LAKE CITY, in minni inn, Hum.. I I'll .rl-- I OO. S.I.'. EMIII.lt. mt H miiii.ii Mm Inn, Salt u l'6r II fin. l.ik iriw?,?? IIf 'I Ticrt, llo tl ni. V" 1 li per .Ml. V. liy.lmh. PENSION I II. '.. they ItU KKIKK, Wa.lilng-ton- . H Mh N II V..U trill nvdvi. .julrk Proicculim Claims sioce 1878 buff ans Coi HOME CANCER CURE! l'iln. "' Wood I'unrprn. Tamnni T"' ""'""f "nil tnTMU' tlil. Il HI !lf.. f nrt... mmp. O. M. KELUiR, M, Dt Bo 872, Ban Joe, Calif. H For nnnDCV'E" fj J I O I oiscoverTi JS4v U1, any other 1hht. aiui wifi not biUter the mst tt lirut skin.of Thn artk-Jpuin aliuviiKf Rnt! are wuudr-fulthm (jualliti'4 It wni mop the tuothnche at once. an-hrailarhc utid We riTotn-ni'-m- l U as the best anil nafot oxtfrnul couiiUT-irntMii- t known. aNo us on eiterutit rt'in'Ntv for p;tiri In th ch'"t rihI hinmHch aiul rheumatic, neurit 'ic enii $oay com prov what w cltitm pinna AIItriitl wiil fur il, and will b fwund to be invaluHhie in the hmivhoid. Many jvople tt.iy "il is ihr brni of Mil f prtptraUini,' Irir 15 pfiiis, Ht ail driidifiMK or ihImt dealrrs. or hv u !ef)ilinjf thi aniitunt Itus in m:hiijh we mil .fnd vuu a tub' by mail. No urtirie should be uccrpti'il hy thi puhile unless Hie same curries Uiiil a nt htrwKc il is but Clti:l:HRrUM Ml (l, CO , gvuuilie. 17 Slate Mrect, Nr.iv tuur CiTT. y yr bK. K. H. hHUi W. N. U., Salt l Mill, Lake-N- o. M li ' tS T V f t.fU. i lilf tlii- J (N t p'''l'0,,a Life is a durl in the ilnrlc with i"1'1 r'hftt"n untl AlN'rta n? i hi nm.Kt wnn.iiTfn. 2 flMJ 'niin H cunii- 'J"fi! T !"' k I"riujaitip vil'i. tin1 ih'-- a ii n.'ii.;iiniMii their home. o;.d i id the ten i re hwhet ti U.v n tii.i y 12 , 1602. la nl'-- ir.uk hs lliey . wtird wi'h the tide Wve ttrvertlid n umiJii. fit nit hm! home in W f-te- t and weurj-- to hninew-k-TTnb': d tirtvdvand J,jw fortv pnr' eitlTH. 'I he buml-mri1 V''N-if'iin;i'l.i m ntfrte UniH npp.l" AMiisuf earn-- . Applv for raw, Ac In K jViliry, ImtiJcraiHrn. Ottawa, t'uttnda, tf or to V. V. B'MiiH'tt, t nimdi.i.ri (iMVprnmt'ii Ml New Vurk Ufu lililtf.. Omaha. Neb. i2 M LlJ Li.ntS Mnlnt A.I t.. H,.. B;riip. Tuialf.. Dt in('UKh iim. rtMieyi.., ta w 4LU.U. M. - When flnsvserinrj fldvrrti.semenu KlndUj Mention This Paper. 0r4lury H u plvl 'a1 f ,,. A man with a n:L:a Cgai-niand not enough to do to oat of mischief, has been it,;ag ,.alraltioLis regarding the manna u. whiai the lif of the ordinary H;an, both v. oi ks and plays, is divUei u,, VYhen such a tuan j,a3 nached the age of 60 he win haveajnt his time as follows, according ta ine statistician: p, three years and Twenty years iu nine months in eating; seventeen years six months in vvorkmg; seven years and six months in the pursuit of pleasure; six years and tree months in walking and olhi r exercise: two years and six months is Baking his toi.et, and six mouths lB auig absolutely nothing. The Item tor toilet he subseven divides Into Eollths shaving, eleven months washing and oue year ., dressing. Persons rnatheniMtcmny Inclined can find flaws In these flares if there are any most people aj i,e content to take them on faith. This remarkable dlssecter of humm Kj,, ,y ti,e mathematical process hat also discovered, he says, that the ayern,, man speaks words a yeatand shakes hands 1,200 times, thereby using up energy enough in fifty years to lift 2,500 tons. The amount of force a man uses up In winking is trty Our appalling. statistician calculate that the average man In a single ;ar opens and Bhuts his eyes no less tias 95,000.000 times, mas force enough alat eiectric car filled with passengers. Consequently in 60 years he develops inoueh force to wink sixty trolley cars c! the track. This Is the moderate, avrrage, sober, respectable man mjj! ,0Uj not t!le frivolous person who'r.nks at all the pretty girls he sees. The "w;nk-pow- , r" developed by a flirtations man probably Is enough to run the new subway system. New Y'ork Press. and in doing thia together to raise Otic false step, one mistake, W,i and the attack comes swift anil sudden. The mistake which commonly opens the way for an attack hv disease is neglect of the symptoms of stomach, trouble. When eating is followed hv undue full ness, helcliinjjs, sour or bitter risings, etc. mvase is attai kinp; tlie stomach. The best wav to frustrate such annt. ta' k is to use Dr. 1'ierce's Golden Med-teInVovery. It cures diseases of the stomach and other organs of digestion and nutrition, ami makes the body strong ami healthy. y mm h )lh mv hm.1 snil "t win mff'-ntiIninn. h " wnlr. Mi.. W, C. t.ill, of Wcl.l.ni HhflHy Co, Al.. "hrail w.n .i ilir,y whrn 1 Wontit raw up in Ii1 would (nil riRht linrk. Cmilii mt bill v.r ltitir. in fiM anything, th.rr imwil lo br a h'avy wnchl in mj toniach D) I is'iilil not tral; I hml to orlrh often ami wmi.il vomit n, neatly everything I 1 took In a hail mmliiinn four hot. ale. 1 Ilea of Dr. fierce' ciuldm Me,ical Iiwirerr and five of lit 'Favorlle prescription anrl am now w.ll and hertv. I feel like new annua an-alee Ilr. Pierre'. tnetirine cre-li- t lor It alL 1 bail taken menVme from phy.iclana without any benefit a. 1 could e rrrljr tut m rf. Pierce's Common Sense Medical Adnaer is sen ret on receipt of stamps to pay eipen of mailing only. &end Jl one-cestamps for the psner covered book, or jl stsmps for tbe Addreas Dr. R. V. Tierce, Buflfalo, N. V. cloth-boun- TO YOUN Ton-j'cranc- MomenUrj Tha ForgrAl'iiines "pKtR Mr I'lNKUm: 1 rrant tft tell you and ill the- voting ladies of the LMuutry. iu'tv gratchil 1 am to you for all the Ucneiit , I have received from 'c?'-tab- lc usinir l.vilia V., IMuUIiain's C om;iouud. i aullered for 5s& have himself when it comes time to elected back to the sen- - ate. "In the course of his last campaign he presided over a mass meeting in Virginia City, and is chairman he had to introduce each speaker in turn. With complimentary pralies he presented to the audience the first three, and then be arose to introduce the fourth. " 'Gentlemen,' said the senator, ' have the distingulihed honor of presenting to you my boyhood's friend, a man I have always known as a stanch follower of our national principles and as a speaker of conspicuous ability. Rarely has It been my pleasure to sit on the same platform with him In recent years, but I know of old the ringing notes of his voice and the sterling sense of his words. I Introduce to Honorable the mpi ' Honorable the f0riorabi"e "The senator paused. His memory had forsaken him, and it was not a situation iu which quick wit was an effective asset. Finally, after a painful pause, he turned to the chairman of the campaign committee and whispered: " 'What did you say the feller's name was, Bill?' " A London Conrelon. One gets confessions now and again which are distinctly interesting, though it may not be possible to turn them to any practical use. Here is an Yesterday a publisher was example: talking of twenty years ago. "Then he said, "1 could publish any novel that came along, If it were not hope lessly bad, and he sure of a profit; which I couM generally estimate pretty accurately before the M3. went to the press. The only possibility of error lay in the fact that the book might by chance achieve an unexpect ed success, and so bring an unexpected profit." He went on to explain that conditions are changed, and of course they are, or he would not have talked with such frankness admitting all that was vehemently contradicted only a few years ago, when Sir Walter Besant spoke of the ethics of publish ing. PtiblUher'a London Morning r"' y r - MISS HI.I.'.ADFTH s. OAS- - ' riebil-Hate- l.ytlia J', l'rovhlenre M,li,. t ten llie Hsuu-leor I. Well Cl.a.eJ with Ilia Fare. "Pi'Ouably," said Mr. Gozzleton, "the man never lived who rea'.'y thought of himself that be wa, hu .)'! ; in fact, r.tany a man who might fa'ny offer IU face as an excuse fur suicide considers himself, on the coctraty, a very good 1 it .ki-- "Su. h a man as this lasi described I saw only morning gazing at himself in one of these narrow mirrors thai are set in the sides of the elevated cars, between the cross seats. My! but his was a homely face! But he leaned forward in his seat and turned his head and surveyed it in the mirror with only the most transparently disguised satisfaction. "He made the usual pretext of looking for fomethiiig in his eye, or of arranging bin necktie, but what he ready looked at was h:s face. And four times he bent forward in this manner and looked upon himself, but all with open pride. "Hut by whai a kind and blessed Providence it is that things are so ordered! That what it might seem must Infliction is prove to us a really made a joy." l'inljiain's to Vegeeverybody." Miss Ki.i.iiiKTH Caink, CD V. Division St., Fond du I.ae, Wis. fSOOO forftlt If abort testimonial Is not gtinu.n. At such a time the greatest aid to nature is t.ydia l l'iiiLliam'a H prepares Veyetablo l omixiiiml. the youUif s st.-for the coming and' is surest the reliance for change, Woman's ills of every uature. American (iuntui.il. Ituilt In Japan. A Japanese paper reports that the United States government has ordered dx gunboats lo be built by the Japanese I'raga Dock company. They will be used for the coast protection of the Philippine Islands. The price of each Is between 1.10, 000 and 200,000 yen, or 7o.000 to $100,000. table C(Hil!iUIKl Mrs. lMnMiaiii iuvitea nil wtii, icii wlm aro ill to Ad-dre- ss CrlmluMla In I'nclaud. One of the Knglish burglary insur ance companies advertises that there are 70,000 thieves knowu to the British police. Sir Robert Anderson of the Scotland Yard says that seventy would be nearer to the number of dangerous professionals. IOO Howard SJIOO. The renders of lliis naiier will pleased U learu tlmt there is ut ieiisi one ilreu.l-..- l illsejisfl that scieni'O h;is heeti ahlft to euro in till iu Hull s I'alarrli singes, and tlmt Is CilHirh. now known to t ho Cure is the onlv positive eure luedieiil trateruilv. Catarrh heni!, n eonstitu- tlonal tliseiise, re.jtiires a e.m! it ill lonal treatment. Hull sCiilunh I ore is taken iiilernallv, nctinir directly iion the l.loo.i aiul imieons sur-f;.of the KVslf in, therehv ilesl ro ioif the fotmilutiotl of the,!! sense. Illlil 'i VillK' the Kit lent ellftll liv lenl.ltMir lip Hie consntut loll lllld a he proassisting nature in iloinu its work, prietors have mi muchI nefulln li In Hi ruriiiiva uinireti noiuitH ror powers that thev ener uny cuse Hint it fails lo euro, hcml for list tit lestiinoriiuls. Address I'. J. CH KN'KY & CO., Toledo, (X 7'm hold hv druct-'lMliail a Family fills are tho best A Cedar Koom. The common convenience in dwellings Is called the cedar room and la Intended to replace the cedar chest, and to hold much more than that useful repository is able to cover. The cedar room is fitted with shelves and on them are stored the blankets, woolen curtains or portieres, the fur jackets of the women folk, tho long d coats, the melon mull of the little girl and the huge "drum" of her lady mother. Here repose, until needed, the heavy overcoats of the father and sons, and the one raglan, which is worn over evening dress on bitter wintry nights on the expeditions to the opera. The house nigs and carpets, when not In use, are stored In the cedar room. The heavy winter stockings of the children, warm garments and heavy winter gowns are kept in the cedar room until used. You must keep the door shut as much as possible to prevent the entrance of house dust or possible moth fur-line- tiy. a the brimstone the shilling In payment, the change remarkget It at half the town. price at tha neighboring market The storekeeper glared at his customer for a second and then replied: "Y'tp, lad, o tha' might, and some After receivrnR farmer tendered a and as he received ed that he could now't" London 1 Whew Tele at rap by. Eenjaniiu Franklin leaned pensively on the shelving shore and tossed bits Of brimstone into the Styx. telegraphy," he observed, "and they say It Is a modern Invention. St. Jacobs Oil ESTABLISHED Received Gold Medaia from different International repositions as being the most effect. Ive Palo Killer ever discovered. Cur a Promptly All Bodily ACHE ANO PAIN. ACTS LIKE MA C Id 23c and tlie 'Monti mill orks on" tin- - Colli KlopH W WHY GET SOAKED WHEN 7 , MVS tV . ' SYV ram wyrm Bl ACnOefrti.tOW ri.nl, t ttutl lnTentor, Josef Hoffman, the celebrated pianist, 1ms developed a taste for electrical lie has a magnificent labinvention, oratory at llcriin, and devotes many hours a day to chemistry and electricity. Among various inventions which he has patented may be mentioned an and a novel methimproved ti od of recharging batteries. I am sure IMso'a Cure for ConNumption Raved my life three yearn uko. Mrs. Titos. Maple Street, Norwich, .V. Y,, Feb. 1", UM0. Wm STCa.? HABSWT A50VE FOR lVnviL.''V?J growers of1 - i 1 Largest a 'I... ... I Ouriiortl.sin Grastf. Riown Clover, f..a rocktina i..,vr d',.af an 1 become famou. j (properties, husjumly 15.10: 1C0 lbs. J3 8o! Li Crosse Prime Clover, bit. 15 6?; 100 lbs. $3.20 "Cav-alleri- a KAKI.1I.KT ltr8SlA MII.I.KT. Will you be. Khort of liny f If no, plant a of this plenty prodigally prolific millet. ,1 to Tom of fCI. lt 1I.it l'rr Aere. Price M) Mm. f i on; 100 lbs. Low freights. John A. Kolsur Heed Co., La Crosse, Wis. W 1Mwt.tiw'--'- The church was crowded, and the contracting parties stood at tho altar, tho cynosure of a thousand flashing eyes "John Henry Smith," came In solemn accents from the clergyman behind the bank of brilliant, bowers, "dn you take this woman for better or fur worse?" There was a painful silence and then John Henry Smith, raising his manly head, replied In ftlltlent tones: ".Sir, 1 decline to evpies an opin- tt ind treat j postal e. A.SALZER .TOHN feSEED CO.pJ Know TMynfllf Mnnnil, b'tolt for rrirn only,wn Frt-B- . jtontpulii, nenifil, to ettTy mnift render ttiii p)vri fit:, fur pong. "Tho Sritiii e of l.!?8, nr Scli tirivftrvHl ttm " ill flo'rt Mniltl I'rllB M Brn.lt of W or any bkq. I'mxilie, t ho HTt'pp., with PugravhiK aud procrrlpLluns. tkijftita i ; l.pirHry K'lliinn, full gilt,ijM.T pnper f orert, Ad-(- I h fiTlrftfirl'ltrdJeilMlon.'r.. OKT TMKHKRT. the lt.i"iv MMfrttl Irmtiiutfi. 4 ItuHiarh it , pp. UfTflrc Houttft, Hitflion. Man,, ih oldit nnd beni Iti thin country. Wriie loJay thfttD IxKikn; key . In peraoour ( onioltuttyn, t health bikI happlnr-Bnty leiu-r- ; 9 to ft; Sunday, In to 1. Mtvll' The I'fib'-Hlbal H1DJ lmlt4-toInttnte BoiUm UtralJ. l) ut no rqaali. Wbea writ.ns mention this paper lat fr PATENTS GUARANTEED limn 1.AWB ENCK. Patent MASON. FENWICF iUbli(hid ISIil. OuiJe Book f're WMhiugton.D.C. Dollars BUYS BK1.IVLKKO, An 800 Lb. COOD y lk V t4 i AT A 0at wil ion!" SCALE, FOB M 1II94 rib I. aliM uA do LuukaW. Ollwr ioa Ji JONES iia rAi tiik ritsmira; IIINI.IIAMTIIN, K. T. box V--s n One ninyenll the sras and vi.lt every land and everywhere will Dnd, thnt men of affaln, who are well Informed, have neither the tlms nor the Inclination, whether n pleasure bent or bimlness, lo use those medicines which rains rirrulra purgation and then leave the Internal organs In a eountipat'-- condition. Hyrup of "lg Is not built on thoso lines. It arts natnrally, acts elTectlvely, rlcanwa, ivveetem and strengthens the Internal organs and leaves them In a healthy rendition. If In need of a laxative remedy tlie most eieellent l Syrup of Fig, but when anything more than a laxative la required the infe and sclenllfle plan is to eoniult a competent pbralrlaa and nut to retort lo those medicines which claim to core all manner of disease.. The California Fig Sjrtip Co. ss the flint to mannTarttire a laxative remedy wliltli would give ntlfuctlnn to all ; a l.nallve vlilrh phjslclans could sanction and one friend recommend to another ; so that today lis sales probably e exceed all other laxatives citmhiiil. Iu some places quantities of cathartics and modern Imitations are still sold, but with the general diffusion of knowledge, as to tha beit medicinal agents, Sj rup of Figs has come because It Is a remedy uf known value Into general ne with the and ever beneficial action. The quality of Sj rup of Figs Is due not only to tlu excellent combination of the laxative and carminative principles of plants, known to act must bciieflclully on the system, with agreeable and refreshing aromatic liquids, lint also to the In order to get the genuine and Its beneficial orginul method of manufacture. effcrls one biiuiihl always note the full iiania of the Company California Fig ted on tho front of every package. Syrup U l ftW-- aw. r:v - s.. ear - v1 I - a, n ' ' A m ! - ' I -' if ; -- A cotisSil.-rahl- e 11 Klfl ftrMn, erefi,l!y WAOOH SCAL avUo. t'of cbr ultra, And, considering her bIm and muscular development, those present admitted thnt, after all, he was a v.ise John Henry. i 1 Gr.ii Samples Clover, Timothy ind tat naif maitdj )u Tor '.tan's Mission on Earth. has a positive Huslicana," mania for watches, of which he is said always to carry three in his pockets. One is of gold, with his monogram in diamonds; another is of silver, and the third, which is of huge proportions, is of nickel. nrw J j ' Medical Hook Free, Slaai-agul'Many Watnhaa. Sig. Mastagnl, the composer of Valorem. THE TBAtf MARK. BtrWE Or IMITATIONS CATALOGUED FHtfc SHOWING fUlL LINE: Oh CAQMt NTS AND HATS. . A J. TOWER CO BOSTON. T1A55, LOOK Monitor la a Ciirloaltj-The Monterey at Shanghai, China, Is one of the novelties of that port, and the number of visitors frequently threatens to overwhelm tha vessel. This is the first monitor the population of Shanghai has ever seen and the interest in the vessel la something phenomenal. net a Pottle of Hamlin's Wizard Oil today: H saves Hips to the doctor! Jt cures Headache Bad Toothache iiuiekly. rer KEEP YOU IN surface. long-taile- PI! Laxative liroiuo (Juiuiuo Tablets. Price -- .Vi He sei.t a flat Mono hurling out over the wavelets, and It skipped eight times beforo it finally plunged beneath the viciously at the unoffending waves, "Hut, afi"" all," he added, thoughtfully, "I don't now as I have any right to thank Ood that I am not as modern meo. My predecessors gave me a great deal of assistance, with my orlglual francs in Poor Hichards Almanac." A ud rising with a grunt he d dusted Off his coat, lighted his pipe on the atmosphere and trudged cuffing uv the bank. BOO. CONQUERS Hot:" Were "Hot," h continued, "rot: there any wires about my kites? Didn't I telegraph to the skies without the aid or consent of any wire trust on earth? Those fe!low are always claiming originality for what they do," And again he heaved a chunk of brimstone 50 YEARS 18 life-lon- g eight mouths fro:n suppressed menstruation, and it effected my entire system until became weak and and at times felt that I had a hundred aches iu ns many places. I used the Compound' for a few only weeks, but it wrought a clvmge in mo which I felt from the very beginning. I have been very regular since, have no pains, and fin. I that my rotire body is I gladly recomas if it wr.s renewed. mend CUPSELVES. life-lon- g CA1NK. X D WITH Post Hit Proipacia. day ths'H git It for Spare Moments. ?-V- llroks Cpon as Orator. Some Westerners were telling stories of political campaigns in the lobby of the Hoffman House. "I heard a good one on Senator William H. Stewart of my state," said a Nevada man. "You know, Mr. Stewart doesn't spend nnict of his time at home he only goea out there once In every six years, t1 liaJ write lief for frco udvicc Ljun, JIuss. LAPSE OF MEMORY. SATISFI LADIES. Timm tlic TreaMirer of (he Vciit; lVojile'sChrislIan Association, KlizabcLli tlu Lac, iVis. t aiue, youii(r for bullet or WESTERN CANADA'S utzl'"! duel in the dark was a favor ite with duelists. Two men were locked in a dark room and crawled stealthily fiom corner to corner, until some fall atep made one ol them the target 'aJ blade. WondiTful Blunt rn p for l!'l ti"W the 1n!k of is bx no Uifvuii tl.,. i ..T'iFi..r.M:,I 'fPl'Mnil 1 t.:e rnivimv of UTAH n'y EGGS THAT WILL HATCH, from .Yiff w n k :f.;'v..;.w TUBE) mibiitut for and superior to mui.trd or .) ailii-wt- V0GELEH UP IN COIXAPSIBI.I ' An old farmer, three score years and ten, one day entered the village store and asked for a pound of brimstone. The store)wrjers a rather eccentric character, was wont to charge unreasonable prices for bis goods, owing to lack of cpposlfion. p Homestead Hotel Entirely rebuilt of Brick, Stone f, will be and Iron, on March 1902. loth, opened INAJfEA8 S WINKS. the Ufa Bow y ' ..:.., v , |