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Show 4 Just 1 .11 Little Si Smi or m 1 ID Our Pet Peeve n svl vj? "Vlttrl tt hMW nniT m . rr: ..m hpv'?e PlrcfflAit ,iV lxm o how i l,..'rc . I .v kt I 7 I posinytc ndi.thm iron bLL. 1 i nfIT ni ap SHATTERED HOPES MUSHROOMS woman entered a I'arls hospital other day to inquire about a patient whom siie believed had died. Assuming the visitor to be a relative of the jmthMit, the head nurse was happy to be able to inform her that t he sick man wan convalescent. "Oh !" exclaimed the woman, without reclsterlnj; any particular pleasure. 'You say he In better?" 'Much better, yes. You are a relative?" "A relative I Not at all, mndame. lives The conclerjje where your pat! promised me his apartment." Le Hebdomadnlre, Paris. A tin A BATH TUB that tests automobiles through the bath tub goes the General Motors car. Out onto the slippery road it dashes. On go the brakes 1 Fl-fa- w6HgL ' What is the reason for such torture of an innocent automobile? NO TROUBLE ) The answer is that the engineers at the General Motors Proving Ground take nothing for granted. They want to know what happens when a car ploughs through water. They insist too on measuring, with special machines which they have built, just how quickly the car can be stopped and just how much pressure of the foot is required to stop it v THE FEATHERHEADS f I Much Confusion i9 Tut Pecc of a pAMav AT a i uriTcl ArvTuiON sicm Ife) WW cw I iriiijiiiiiiiii sulk lAtE-7- these days "Meetiiif.' Vin? Why man I run Into 'em every time I move." o ja fEU-wt- JtETiJ I "llHviny any t rouble meeting expenses, liill?" Altogether General Motors has 136 different tests by which cars are proved as they never have been proved before; nothing is left in doubt. All of which means that you are buying doubly assured safety, reliability and comfort w hen you choose a General Motors car. ?t CUGTAiN 6 "Yen, Sir" GENERAL MOTORS Two flapp.Ts were flapping Cue warm afternoon. If skirts Krow rnui'h shorter They're bathing touts soon. Life in Fort Mink "I don't think so much of the cook-itf-iit this hotel," complained a tour- '. "We have a French rHk." responded 'I'oiifiis, the Fnrt M'.nk philosopher t'uide. "Viva la France!" "Vive la France, hut darn these e.".'-.- " said til - tourist. Louisville Courier .Iniii Mal. ' w T fl ililM 1 SatfeteBS ' ' fKICin.il R- E- The Costly Correspondence traii-farm- ' e X1 WMttm NWBppr FINNEY OF THE FORCE or rcsQ 6.UtS-GiQ- Te Intel's IM L GASSY "WuslG I Th,v:h A ritCC- 1 ViAviT VtX) To A Medal for the Sassy Tiling T i, rKMs Ta GIT THAT CmiP CF A OlCLX .ARCCSTED.YOU SlLLV TO - TMAT AQQlS I SHE WA3 iMPEQTlNCNr, was that's what she V. Fred I utn (mi Ul lor what I know, ami not for hat I do. Funtile limi t you net nny salary? ' 7 . .A , A Vnciltut Tonality In fl In r ii Have You Seen Her? A description of n missing pjrl says? "She wore flesh colored Mm kln;: and had Imlr." That oiiht to make It easy to find her utmost e on the Mrect.-N- ew tlrleans tr Stnte. One Thing on Her Mind 7 jiycurwoaT Mil .J Wt.l ' w WAG I klTuONl4G IWtffViT A, CCAT U$T Y.IIK ASOt VMT fALrO-BU- IT fcACK.ACTiNS- - OH! WffO I , i 2 N I. I fsv'tkt AviCu'cn RUDE V1 THiNGry t ii i I ' CAlltO VIQ KAMI ' I redwood i He of N.imr1 VIrgJr.1i hoped t ts of the Pof the cw Mammoth Pail (N. H.) roticcrn hai pleted a pail for a preserve matiuf turer. The pull holds more tlu Ion of Jelly and will be nn exhibit In M.idlnon Square cnH New York. The Mill, with ' wi ths rj.- rMitind. A Keotie nrchltect nml Is Klmllar city of WnshltiKton. Sitci-es- s who It Is nomctlme ctorlous Cli!n'"' n !m tot In Hcldom comes cx'ctlns It- - t" t'1 t --- - I'.'i'-io- Transcript. Then She'll Know Yoiiiiic Lady - Since "e took r to the tennis mutch. Khe thinks there' nothing iik Mm, First Yoi.nj. Unit till 'e taken fjyr to(tIcIoii1)) the root MOTHrRv I.4'tid"ti fiplnbin. FlcUkr'iCas- - toria is x pleasant, ham-'couustnute ior Lstor uu, ptic. Teething Drc.t., an,j Soolhms' Srn.ni. ecnerJally rrrrarci fur Infant! ! amis and Children all ; The Viewpoint .p v It "Mvr. y! Il.-r(,o Hrt of th tnoiith. pot-- n'i nut day come armind tfil I" "That depends on whether one Ii Uie tenant or the landlord." agc$. To arnij Imitation!. " ,ajrL! Wk J for the .Jgnature of L1 Fhyiiuani crcrj whut ' iir. new capital ilexicncd by ttnTe any ipincer of ili'it f yoiim hitliirf tue? Mr. Smart he might; the "iit from said he whs a man I i.'"t bore ho'ind. - try. that Sesod r-- ii Seedllncs of California soon to lie jdnntej In Arch and other forests according to Science. It reproduce the jrlnnt trei-- s itlc In ninny other parts Taking Chancer l'.ore!eli.-- OH V Experiment Tree-Plantin- g ' ii - ided and burrowed and huv-e- os til It Is a city of entrances and Itut co far It linsn't tieeii able to f.rj room enough for Its feet. YVoiiutft Iloine ("ompanlon. Chldren I'.rlde (on the train) -- Why have tlx lights been turned on? J'.rldeiirooin We are conilns to tunnel. dearit. I'.rlde Hut what Is the ine of tun Dels If they turn on the Huh!? ' d lu Australia lierra, vn tiny-wlu-r- JI.T Vfrnpn to th kjr. I'm n ir if nhi.' ulnglnir. Or nnrtli g In to ny. Flectric Refrigerator Cave Without Bottom New York at Boiling Point New York city tins in Colorado Hills rush Into crush. It lias tunneled no In the San'ie de Crlstn ranc In It Is dcr Itself and liiiilt over Colorado Is Marhle cave, tin unexand liottdinless pit. plored "What Is your hoy Josh doing?" Scientists lire of the belief that It in college," "Study-Inanswered l.s the to n Volcano that was iijietiin Fanner Corntossel. active many millions of years ncn. "Is he makitii; progress?" In the bailie ran;v Is the Mcdatio "Some, His handwrltln' bus become more tlrm In his letters nskln' for river, known as the "ills;iiie:irln! river," for It Is a st renin In one part money 1" Washington siar. nf the forest imd then It dlsnppeara to reappear many miles away. NIL The Satire do Cristos tire remark-ithlfor many oilur freaks. Twenty miles south of WcstclifT Is n vast red sandstone lied where fossils lire found of early sea life. Indicative of that far period when this croat Inland rnnjfe of mountain was the bottom of the sen. This bed has been of especial Interest to freoloplsN mid scientists, and MmMits IntenvVd In the formn lion of the world. The rane Is the longest. Mruljjhl-es- t mid highest In the t'nlted States and the most tpectacutarl.v colored, wlih Jim) peaks from whose summit the snow never h aves. Improvement ' Lltctric riant. ULLCO-UGU- "I sec that a Idler wrilten by John Adams has bei'ti sold for ?..S."." "That's imthin. A hter of mine recently brought Slo.Oidt," "Indeed?" "Yes; to a p!rl who sued me for breach ft promise." ' OLDSMOBIIX rON'TTAC CIIEYROLFT CADILLAC I1U1CK LaSALLE OAKLAND CENTRAL MOTORS TRUCKS YFLI.OW CABS & COACHES it:ol recommcr.d ft BJS' |