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Show LIFE'S LITTLE JEST, OUR COMIC SECTION p Burning Coal Mine Boon to Gardeners -- Regains Health An underground coal lire at ltcdhill, England, enables gardeners to grow plants outdoors in the dead of winter, and. ii Is said, get better results than if the plants were grown In a JbI mv J Famous Last Words Orson Williams Prominent Denver Hotel Man Suffering From Indigestion and Stomach Trouble, Relieved by 7 anluc. can "Everyone benefit by my experience," says Orson C. Williams, owner of Rosslya Hotel, Denver. "Neglect robbed me of good health. Eating became a trial, for I suffered from Indigestion and gaa that bloat ed my stomach. 1 would almost turn blind from dizziness caused by Indigestion and was Just about to give up when Tanlac was recommended to me. "After taking it awhile I folt stronger and my appetite returned and I can truthfully say that Tanlac Is a fine tonic and helped build me back to health." Over 40,000,000 bottles of this wonderful tonic, made from roots, barks and herbs, have been sold. Avoid sickness Take Tanlac. The results are amazing. Ask your druggist for a bottletoday! Vegetables twice the size of others In Worcestershire, and potatoes, which, when dug up, are quite warm, are told (if by the gardeners as produced by the reason of this underground furnace, which has been burning In old worked out galleries of coal mines. A gardener who specializes in flowers, says that he has grown blooms In the open which were superior to any tie could force in his hothouses and which won prizes In tlower shows. The tire presents little danger to local property, siwe it is coiitlned to a definite area. Its only visible sigiM are a few wisps of smoke curling out of hules in the ground. grown IN HIS PLACE Toting 1'ivHclier (to rrotltoprlnsj Landlord) I think it Is very unjust tlmt you should raise the rent of my poor parishioners over HX1 jvr cent. Irate Landlord If I wiint to hear r you preach, sir, I'll attend your services where you should do your preaching. Young Treacher You may hnv that privilege next Sunday. I'm going to preach ut the penitentlHry. rep;-ulu- Drugs Excite the Kidneys, Drink Water EXPLAINED Take Salts ai First Sign Bladder Irritation or Backache Bunions W-PT) of Quick relief from pain. Prevent shoe pressure. Af all drug and thoe The American men and women must guard constantly against kidney trouble because we often cat too much rich food. Our blood Is filled with acids which the kidneys strive to filter out; they weaken from overwork, become sluggish, the diminu tive tissues clog and the result Is kid- First Fish How did he get a sun- ney trouble, bladder weakness and stroke? a general decline In health. Second Fish Why he got bumped When your kidneys feel like lumps into by a sunflsh. of lead; your back hurts or the urine Is cloudy, full of sediment, or you are Would I? obliged to seek relief two or three I often wonder If, when florists sin) times during the night ; if you suffer My purso to touch, with Kick headache, or dizzy, nervous A roue by any other nam spells, acid stomach, or If you have Would cost as much. rheumatism when the weather Is bad, begin drinking lots of good soft water His Wish Probable and get from your pharmacist about They had met at a dance, and from four ounces of Jad Salts. Take a the was she lie the first moment knew In a glass of water beone girl for him. lie thought he might tablespoonful fore breakfast for a few days and Just tell her. then act fine. "1 could face death dancing with your kidneys may This famous salts Is made from the he breathed. you," acid of grapes and lemon Juice, com"You probably will If my husband bined with llthla, and has been used sees you," (she answered sweetly. for years to help flush and stimulate Stray Stories. clogged kidneys, to neutralize the acids In the system so they no longer Recompense are a source of Irritation, thus often Tones Sorry, old man, that my ' " relieving bladder disorders. got loose and scratched up your garJad Salts Is Inexpensive, cannot Inden. jure, makes a delightful effervescent Smith That's all right; my dog ate llthla-wate- r drink and belongs In every your hen. home, because nobody can make a Jones Fine! I Just ran over jour mistake by having a good kidney dog and killed him. flushing any time. f tcopyrituw'y t; ' ! . MCA7, THE PRINTER'S r AtfiHT -- MEimOU WAT Inside News DEVIL TV' REAL RffASOW AttJT BCEU DOUJUTOUAJ FER. TUttafi OAVS rS BEOTt, Htf WiFE CARELESSLY V10 WAL.TWEU, HOW ABOUT THIS OWE? JlkA WAUOP MAPS A WOCC IU OME WHIU PLAVIU UOU- - FWOAV By WWm.F, BUT JlM l SUCH A WILL- - BCUEVe WUA, AWO JIW MAS LIAR. tstOPOCr UP AU. 0USTRO BAJlUr POWJ MIQH CUT HIS THKjOKT A, MlS CUUUS AMD SrATT CP DPwJKIkkJ T TlEtt T o Proof Enough "How do you know that's a girl that Jlccs Is waiting on?" "Iteeause he sit f tl 'Hello' and she didn't answer." Progressive Grocer. tele-phoi- ROS&OE GABWUDUTM MAS RETIRED FSOA PER eOuGRCSS. BROAOCASTtuCi TU' OTUtft WIGHT AftOUT MUtF FOR. 1H "horu-hawoe- o farmers," we aCiocotu.v MBS. WAROtP MEWCVVYO 19 V.6mu3 HEH MOTHta. Seems mpua exited hwicxd er roa puttiu PuDPIUtf, WHCU that raisimx iu tu' twev vjux UJMW -- CCRU-STARf- OP CTAHC4 PKAUV. I MOH. -- . Wrt tU' FAe .e Too Bad Don't worry, dear. You have a host of friends. M.ie Yes, but so few of my friends are hosts. Alice II Safety First uiwv Insurance Agent What ! You're going to drop yuur Insurance? Jones Yes, I've quit walking and bought a car. V SMELLED A RAT i.y WVatrrn Ncwt-P'- jtorti mScholl's T rut one on th FOROVER ZOO YEARS haarlem oil has been a worldwide remedy for kidney, liver and bladder disorders, rheumatism, lumbago and uric acid conditions. TV Vf'Y-.-H- .. HAARLEM OIL correct internal troubles, stimulate vital organs. Three sizes. All druggists. Insist on the original genuine Gold Medal. PARKER'S HAIR BALSAM RcmoTM UuHlnifl Slot Hair falling Color and Fadfrd Hair BafttttjIoGrafand the and 11 00 at llruytfi-t- a. Hltroi rhtn Wki ,firT..tu,N T, Rator RmoTs Coma. HINDERCORNS cnaurea coiufori In too etc., auipa all pain, fiwt, tunica walking fatf. Uhj bj mall ut kl ln-glsililaoux C Works, l'llcbugue. N. T. FOR Coughs due t0 Colds Condemn Beauty Contests Women of New Zealand are protect ing against the holding of beauty contests in that country, and blame the competitions for tl scantii.clad figures to be seen on the streets," as they express It. At a recent meeting of the W. ('. T. I'. at InvercargiH the arguments of the general opposition were summed up by a speaker who said that the contests were wrotig because "eery woman has t.i setid her photograph taken hi a bath Ing suit so that her physical perfections may be discussed by Judges, most of whom are men." succiisruL for o yiahs At all Druggist 30C & 90C W. N. U,. Salt Lake City, No. Canadian Drainage Basins The greatest dm Inane basin in Canada Is the Hudson bay basin, I,4M'.,tK) square miles draining into the bay. The basin drainage into the Arctic ocean contains I.'h.umi square miles; the Atlantic basin, TmLi-squara miles, and the 1'acltle basin :ts7't(MJ Her Friend n wife? square miles. Miss Chatters Support couldn't maintain that tlh poor Why, a conversation. Ways of Men "What's the matter? Your hubatn! Her Friend - Well, that's nil rU.t dear. lie wouldn't have to if he nuir admits you i;re right." ried you. "Ye. but be keeps muttering. " ni I'riliin ) f ' 1 L 1 From theatrical point divorce without publicity than marriage. I Felix Handy Man THE FEATHERHEADS if slew a is worse I urn a friend to a man when I can think aloud In I N presence. Km eisotl. Mir iTno-Sb- that all ice box leak Im& FLOW i' tXJ ABOUT iTJ Kind u friS3iJSr&5EATiNS- IM J U06OOV V y - ) TcOAV-Y- V IK) ' v I I U ; . "W hy ili.l tli;i woi.imii lifce 11 cut when I, ,0 ' "1 fNEtaEDM23ERVT00BADVtU I UEftB-CCaoG- Geaf yoP.V'SSE-HOvg- tfV, WCmT I A'DibTTl JOSTAS CoULb HAV8 Ciune rut." n Mnintia wlfp- - l In f way. j o i1oi!.f, I!, r lio irt t !!,'. "vli!i Hi r luilnr..l 1"wn arel aprs nut. !, We Suspected It Husband -- M dear, a ere, it phyh rl:m sin Women require tuore f.'eej) ih.'in I'" n. Wife "Y. Ith? er dear; my you'd l"'tter mi Walt tip Hot - perhaps f'r tile to- - rdg'd." J 00 I AaVTh-n- F MxJ CAN oms C VS-AnY T'ME "7U5T LtT 7 V tn'icli Aviator's Wife's Joy Tin lwm mi ul titecd think U Awl liMik it 'lii" VitXJ KnOuO FEUX iSm'T MuCM p? 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