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Show i 1 - CAP OUR COMIC SECTION AND'i indil; j , 4ln ,li BELLS Along the Concrete ins i rcipp? i l n rf SOVGS " tenoher asked lier pupils to hrnx tn srlioiil objects that rrprosonted songs. due Ixiy brouglit on npple, another it liiinima ami a tlilnl nn o!J whip. " "What sciiij; dues the apple asKe, the teacher. "In the Shade of That Old Apple Tree." "What does the banana represent?" "Yfs, We Have No ltananas." "And what dues the whip represent?" "Thanks fo- - the lluKiry Kide." The Progressive Grocer. A -, ASPIRIN" and INSIST! SAY "BAYER Unless you see the "Bayer Cross" on tablets you are not getting the genuine Bayer Aspirin proved safe by millions and prescribed by physicians for 25 years. repr-tient?- DOES NOT AFFECT THE HEART Accept only "Bayer" package which contains proven directions. DWELLING ON SELF Dandy "Bayer" boxes of 12 tablets Also LottU'n'of 24 and 100 Druggist. Aspirin iha trade ourk 1 Eiyer llmufaclure of Moui4CtUcddtter of .SAlicjUctdi) T SPECIAL FREE OFFER ON Distemper Compound Spohn's bottle. our free for free meoneof We will mail esmple iotnyona writing offer a great opporThi ii ipecial ofTtr-go- od for e ihort time only-- md tunity to try our excellent remedy for Diitemper and Cotda among hontes; Diatemper among dogs; Roup and limilar diwaHa among poultry. Wriuiooty. SPOHN MEDICAL COMPANY, Dept. X, GOSHEN, INDIANA A Terrible Fog i A J jTHE FEATHERHEADS That TheyVe Like Yeh Winter Raiment KEALLV SHE'S IS "Yes. I married tny old school teach er. "Will, bow's things?" "Still getting low marks fri-ez- WOOUDtsiT WAVE V00-K- No Improvement I niunt brag About her And yet I hubl my breath If ulie Icave.s off annlher rnn Flic's irolliK ti to drtlh. CUCE . - KmCWn ! your.velf )-J PAT DEV? Lif nz i SO ADVANCED iff. i y. i n notorious justice: "A woman claimed that she treated her daughter and her stepdaughter exactly alike. '"I love them both,' she said to a visitor one day. 'and 1 treat them both alike. No favoritism.' "Just then the front door opened ami the woman called sweetly: " 'I that you, darling? '"No. ma'am,' answered the tired voice of the stepdaughter, 'h's only inc. 'Say, this bus doesn't look as It there was a sinirle thine on It that wasn't worn out." declared the prospective purchaser of the used car. "Well." sabl the salesman, "it ha nt least two parts that are r good hs new; It formerly was owned by a reckless speeder who didn't even know It bad a lowr gear or brakes." crc"crc F3iCOCOU0 i I of Never Used Them 2 AGe . GLU AKOl Fc2 miscarriage Army Store Clerk What are you going to vise It for? I.ady My hifsband works In a powder mill in the daytime and has to do all bis smoking at home. What are you thinking about? He Nothing much. She That's It! Always dwelling on She Ql,r Partiality Hylan said of I'd like to buy a gtm mask, I.ady please. k; . Vacation Dcst Little Jack was studying lil lesson when his I'ncle I'.ob walked Into the room. id i i! a1 "Which do j 'in like best, reading, writing or arithmetic?" asked Uncle In Later Years of Life Hob. --- -I n n X PREiW ' CouSSB -- 'r i ? rt : F - - -- - COULD Amo All SHED EiE? HAQ CLA5iES-- .. Coward Boo. 5f(JCM A SMS BCAST - - f HER. 4 v A S wc grow olJcr, there is apt to be a gradual slowing up cf boJily functions. The kiJneys are the blood filters. IVoper function cleanses the blooJ stream thoroughly. Slug' gish function is apt to permit some retention of unc add an J ether poisons. HSi tends to m ike one tired, listless and achy to have draw? y headaches and dizziness and perhaps a toxic baciachc. That the kidneys arc not functioning properly is often shown by scinty rr burning passages. Elderly people recommend Doans Vills in i!is condition. This tested diuretic is endorsed the country over. A: your neighbor! "I like vacation best." IM SO LON- G- O?1 he'S A REGULAR BoY-- tP To ZvW UiihG. BUI tT i CooJ Elimination is More Than Ever Important. After a niomeiit'!i thought Jni'k i S MCNCSr AEOoT hep 5C!2EAM fat,; : Myrte Why did you quit dating with Jim? he's ouch n coward. Gert Myrte Coward? That hiy a row-nrdSay. he ran't hardly carry all the medals he won In tin war for bravery ! Gert That may be. but the fool Is nfrald to drive with one hand 0- - JAy.v 4 "Doan?s Pills JUDGING BY APPEARANCE Stimufant Diuretic to the Kidneys IlKi CUc all dealer. Co.. M.f.'. ChemUu, Buffalo. N.Y. Foler-MiIbui- n mi 'Twas the Principle Phrase Long in Use VICKIE, WE PRINTER'S tl.ii ilcrr. Too'Ano Our DEVIL . ' l',!ood o the ciiin the etiild swal r." Is "Kinhip biw il lias been safely recovered? Well, ; for v :i!T '"'l Hill'! be glad! ?.r.ilu-it!i, ill fi ii Mother Yes. we were very pleaded i v ipor,il - but btood ilne not," 'I'bi the iimiiey nt (Irst, but aft-K a pinxi ili loiind in Hay niid oilier i nt"' Mb crt'd it was ii rtiim- o!!ectiniis. ''he erw a rd we !;Pir ns iii i I'.etliti I forflinrlrer. In lerlVit coil iWi by "Gin 'ltap'r "- -: "Weil Ti e itieaiilrg of k r than t In pbra-.e- I j u'tnr-S- Vi:il lol-l.i- p. rn-nve- f i J: l RtaEMl5A WMM0W6 ckakS Aixnr MSr.rea wetPr.'Cr a OlTivtJJ f air c? rPOrVM?: WAWTTI' (V.nrC "oandelion TV" CitV bi- "I mil u.ildi-- t" ikv a s Kbr th- - I'll ' r- m K M4 RKAU. VJUCM WV MtKCHAkT'S VJtRC WM'UP TV TMJ TO, AWP THE'ti . A WS fv iCtA Of MC - Mi-E- AC7VER-TiClV- if TCAMP lJW ARTiST TO fAtwr T'C' ef tup me t Ii tie litu.'li l.i;. tt K of enatoT' hul-ti- ' tii usep Ctatiouerv rnwTrt? cry Au, ovck. rr tm I tor l.ndv, your m In the worst form hy. Wealthy Mr Gr r are rb b ciioiii.li to afTi hii r! tl, thi d"i"ter, in-W- l't Not Much to Turn Over The supper table w.m set and M. 'roreasi.r was awnlliiii Mo' arrival of la r bus! and. "What enn be keepiii hil IV Ilil-- 5 ,:-- c N,"-- 4 ti ; "skr-d- - M.i-b- 'M ! IS late?" l'ii'er n l I bt . In" t S il! -- Well, bell that won't tul.e Ions. t K'd.-ih- u reduclnj." oil "We bil Louisville l V.o'iitioli lib d on a "om icr Journal. V illi iIim t:plan1." l.ite':'- - A i woiiinii b' all it ti',iesarily Ii.;; .1- - a g I hiWren A X tm S4 1 W ky X V 1 xVV I Ii J OS.l lip. lnf tn 7 MfTmnz. Fletcher's Casioria is especially prepared to relieve Infants in arms atiJ Oiildrcn all ages of Cons'.ipr.-ti..Flatulency, Wind Co!ic and Diarrhea; allaying Fcverislmcs arisiti;; and, by assimilation aids of the and Stomach ihc Towels, rejlatir. and natural sleep. Food; giin healthy avoid imiiaiiim. always look for the fignature cf -- N'n fioiii-- . btototflv tarn-V- . evaywheri To l'Litiji. J her lirluhb."- n, h I e'i Minti be bi A Good Later 'I'm i n't the I bi. rby ii kcMin I'o-'femt'jV "th'v nil bnvp if Mr. keei.e U 11 tncaMe ! A iiseij iff 4t xWt n color- - fu Money' No Object j Aw cwcERu,vJrn butter li:iri:tlevs Mu1:ible bl:!'cr color iy t;iii:ions for Ml years. I'n: sell hot, (4 hlnres lil) I (.I'lieral f "Iandetiou'' for :V cents. Adv. - I TriGe Lcte Worried Teleph.'iie Silbic; iber I i!y. tny li b phone biisn'l been working for a nn. nth, and joii paid tto at- tll.ti It o I i ii'Uer of cotnplallil. (lll'i'lal We did. We rnlig you up to ask wloii was wrong, and got tm I'.ils. answer i"'- - ":- - vumte .nv il "lo'il ; .i -j i Service ' Aua t!'i. li- '. ) ! art." l,i:rringe.' Cf Corsrt Is! I" v1 H u, .ni. w tn M i A Ptxn? lic.U.r irW ore vi rtwm4a4 it. - |