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Show - TUB CENSUS plVlSrit): t jTitii following" excellent take-off on the questions- proposed .to Lo asked by the tukcrs.of the Census, of 18C0, has been variously credited to the Buffalo l&prist niid the Cleveland J.ilabuUaltr Without atteuiptfng tP seUlp the question of pai tern'ity, jv'p present it tp our readers with a few addition&l questions: What is your nge? Where wpre yon horn? - - -. Are you married, and if so, how; do yonrikoitt v . jHpw-many tihildreif ,liavVj,ou, ,iim, do Vhey 'Rufficicntly.cserouloybtMns ,topfc)v elude lhc ri6i4iiUfv"tiy'-V any or your neighbors? - . Did they ever have the measles, and- if so, jiow many? Hate you parents, urtd if so how many of. them?. Do you Tend, the New Testament regularly?' regu-larly?' . What is, ypur fighting weight? Pid.you.pTcr'pull lipany survey stakes? Itow many.'Tvivts ,h ave you? ' How jtijahy Umys lias your wife "wished she was dead?" , IJi'd you fcciir6cftte the wish? ," Were you and ypur .wife worth any-thing any-thing when married, and if not, what pro-1 portion of her things were your'u, and your things were her'n? How wijl S.tycrs nnd Hecnan'i fight for the chnm'piouship, affect the Forney investigation? Were you ever in the Penitentiary? If solvere you liberated hy iifAfWas-tical iifAfWas-tical law? . , , , Did you ever have a fight with a federal fede-ral officer? Arc you troubled with piles? . How mauy empty bottles have yon in the house? Arc beans an article of regular diet in 1 your family, and if M how does it go? State whether you aro blind, deal, ' Idiotic Or have the heaves? How many chickens have you, and are tlicy on foot or hi the shell? f , Is there a strawberry mark on your j left arm? , , ' j Which food do: you prefer, rum, mixed driuks or Valley Tan? State how much pork, impending crisis, twin relics, Dntch cheese, popular soye- , rciguty, standard ppctry, Gay's and Oo-vey'A Oo-vey'A pepper, slave code, catnip, red funnel, fun-nel, Constitution and Union, old junk, perfumery, coaloil, liberty, lioop skirts, &e., yxiu have 011 hand? y I Per-soiis liable to be "censured" will do j well to cut the above out and put it up in a conspicuous place. |