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Show favorite Rhoda. Don’t take any crap from Mr. Grant. You can have the town, why don’t you take it? You’re going to make it after all. (December 22 - January 19) LIBRA There are those who believe that you can achieve a state of secular grace through organizing your surroundings to be as symmetrical (September 23 - October 22) CANCER ARIES (March 21 - April 19) (June 21 - July 22) Think of yourself as a work-powered energy cell this week. Just as solar cells absorb energy from the sun and provide even more energy, work cells suck up motivation to get work done by doing even more work. Busy-ness will keep you in business, so roll up your sleeves and prepare to get your hands dirty. Nature and nurture collide this week as your upbringing runs up against your genetic inheritance, with mostly interesting results. Are you the person you are because your great grandmother was that way, or can you blame it all on that rotten grade school teacher responsible for one of your most memorable traumas? | Question the relationship between your person- TAURUS al history and your personality. LEO (April 20 - May 20) Identity is flexible. Yours will be reshaped and modified this week, a few old dents and dings will be hammered out and parts of it will be upgraded and made more user-friendly. Naturally this will be distressing at first. But once you get used to your new, improved identity, you won't want to go back. GEMINI (May 21 - June 20) SCORPIO It’s a good week for facing your personal demons. Every Scorpio is assigned several personal demons at birth, along with one stressedout and overworked guardian angel who can't be everywhere at once. Give your guardian angel a much deserved break this week while you take matters into your own hands and confront one of your least favorite tendencies. SAGITTARIUS week. Someone is about to throw shade on your attempts at coolness—someone who has a very low coolness quotient themselves, someone who wouldn’t be cool if you locked them in a meat freezer for a week. Have faith in your own cool taste. (November 21-December 21) (August 23 - September 22) those of the opposing mindset, who believe that divine inspiration is found only through creative chaos. Whether you’re an alpha sorter or a creator of miscellaneous piles, you'll be at the center of this particular maelstrom this week. AQUARIUS (January 20 - February 18) (October 23 - November 20) (July. 23 - August 22) Beware of dubious judges of coolness this VIRGO Chattering is one of the primary functions of a Gemini. Phone yakking, rumor trading, keyboarding, information mongering and shallow yet emotionally satisfying exchanges regarding the doings of various celebrities. Get verbal this week. Work that tongue. Flap that jaw. and orderly as possible. And then there are Glamour oozes from your very pores this week, infusing everything you wear and everything you touch and some of the people you come in contact with (but not all of them) with massive amounts of style. It’s an excellent time to buy: things that you'll spend a lot of time looking at, or to get dressed up and decorate the world. By Charon Dunn-Roff | | — if you had a beautiful high-powered sports car, you wouldn’t fill it with watered down unstable ~ fuel full of carcinogenic chemical additives with dead bugs floating in it, would you? All right then, how about showing an equal amount of respect for your beautiful high-powered body? Consume only the healthiest and purest of food and drink this week. I'll write your horoscope in a moment, but first | have to take a phone call. Phone calls are the most important thing in the universe, or at least some of us think so. 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