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Show Page Two THE MOUNTAIN FLOWER Arad! raw ()Ep))n Young Mans Voice: You wanted to see me, sir? Mans Voice: Yes, John. I wanted to tell you what a good of the ) job youre doing supervising die cover up Rose Garden. die tulip beds in Young Mans Voice: Thank you, sir. But well need another million dollars. There is a growing cancer (click). Mans Voice: Raising a million dollars will be easy to fight cancer. The health of every American is a matter of deep concern to me 24 hours a day. Young Mans Voice: Yes, sir. They also demand a guaranme. Was I standing on tee of an executive pardon (dick-bleep-) foot? your Mans Voice: I me no serious difficulty there. Certainly, in view of die services rendered, 111 be glad to pardon (dick-bleep- ) er (dick-bleep- (lick-blee- Haldeman. Critics agreed that the first tape on the album, if somewhat scratchy in places, was by far the most interesting. It opens with a rousing rendition of the Star Spangled Ban- ner. A womans voice then says, There goes your alarm, dear, time to get up. Mans Voices Yes, by golly, its 5 a.m. Time to start another day striving to build a better world for all Americans. But first, I want to make one tooth perfectly clean at a time. you. ) , Watergate. with bad Mans Voices 111 never get caught (click-bleebreath. What is a Watergate? Womans Voice: Thereve been leaks in the papers about six for it months, dear. Mans Voice: Leaks? Call in my plumbers! I want them to break into (dick-bleep- ) the trap on this sink. It seems to be stopped up. As to the papers, you know Ive been too busy to read them, what with creating a lasting peace for future generations 24 hours a day. Womans Voice: Yes, dear. But they say your top aides p) (dick-bleep- The other 182 tapes on die record all begin, And a erne, and appear to be the collected works and a two and a three. . of Lawrence Welk. are involved in illegal activities. unless Mans Voice: Theyll never get caught (click-bleeI make every known fact public immediately. Call my honest, trustworthy young legal counsel as I jog in place while singing, America, The Beautiful. (He sings.) p) TO NZ. I eer Hurt i eer i Recm) vepRfc sea meie to iove. Fire: 1898 Continued from Page 1 racing fire as it spread from one dry building to another. As one piano was pulled from a doomed saloon, Fred Jennings, a pianist who accompanied dramas at the opera houses and drinking in the saloons, mounted a packing box and played Therell Be A Hot Time in the Old Town Tonight By 5, the Episcopal Church on Park Avenue just west of Main Street was burning. Then the wind blew east, leading the fire across the bridge to Chinatown, then up toward Marsac Hill. .Fire hose, fed from three reservoirs, saved the Marsac Mill but some 25 houses werent as fortunate. Meanwhile, as the inferno raced down Main Street toward the north part of town, miners began blasting buildings in a last ditch gamble to stop the fire in its tracks. By now, both opera houses and the dty hall had been destroyed. The Park Record, which had recently bought new printing equipment in an effort to modernize its operation, was homeless. But with the help of fire departments from Salt Lake City and Ogden,' the harried citizenry were able to keep the fire from The album, which conclusively proved the innocense of every member of the White House staff, immediately went on sale in stores across the Nation. Unfortunately, nobody bought it. " (Copyright Chronicle Publishing Co. 1973) aoee iwseie to I TO-IOV&- CIOS5 iwbeve To love. going anywhere but up a barren hill to the northeast, where it finally burned itself out. Against a background of hissing and popping embers, Park City counted its losses. Hie 1,500 made homeless found open doors with shelter and blankets everywhere. Thirty-nin- e stores, two bakeries, three hotels, six saloons, two opera houses, four cigar factories, two under-takin- g parlors and three banks were among the more than 80 buildings lost in the holocaust. Miraculously, there was no one killed. Only four horses died, the others esrping Published monthly by Media West Third class permit in Salt Lake City Past Office. Photos of 1898 Park City fire courtesy Utah State Historical Society; all others by Mike Cassidy. See you in October. close iwwseif 66T CUW5RB?. love. &6T Iaesmvea. p) Young Mans Voice: I should also confess, sir, that John and Bob and I have all been obstructing just . . . (dick-bleepas much we can, the evil forces that have been causing rising food prices. Mans Voice: Dont worry. Nobody around here is going not doing his best to protect the to get caught ) eric an consumer 24 hours a day. Thank you for your efforts to hide (elide, bleep) not a single fact from the public. Womans Voice: (A, dear. I wont sleep a single wink tonight now that I know alb these terrib. . . (elide, bleep) . . . bly wonderful things you and your honest staff are. doing for every American 24 hours a day. (Sounds of brushing teeth.) Womans Voice: I couldnt sleep a wink worrying about OPEN) IMVS&F 0 KHzira Tin) by Arthur Hoppe that the White House finally gave It was in battle courts and released 183 Watergate tapes. with the up its In a brilliant public relations gesture, the tapes were released in die form of an LP album, produced by John Ehrlich-ma- n and edited (solely for national security reasons) by H. R. mid-Octob- September 22, 1973 xseiF-peSTRUCT r ope j. MWS6LF . 5AF& TO P65PAIR. thanks to their quick evacuation by the townspeople. The problem of rebuilding and recovering from . the damage (estimated between $800,000 and two million) was tackled immediately (with help from the brewery in die basement of Joe Dudlers saloon, which had wonderously survived). As rough pine buildings rose on surviving brick .foundations, contributions from other mining communities that had received Park Citys help in the past began to flow in, despite the fierce proclamation at the first town meeting following the fire that the town could make it on its own. As each day passed, a new building rose. It was Samuel L. P. Raddon, founder and editor of The Park Record, who summed it up best when he write from a tent at the bottom of Main Street on July 9, This is the hand of charity that the Good Book speaks to us as the greatest of all Christian acts. It is the kind of work that elevates all mankind. Insure . Continued from Page 1 twice. Were finally under a completely new schedule, as of this year, and are thinking of regrading Park City because of all the development that has occurred since our last rating, he said. The visit cycle, which has been reduced to 10 under tiie new code, is usually broken when a community asks a grading engineer from the Insurance Services Office to come in, usually when its equipment has been updated, Feeney noted. In Park City, we have no idea how much of it has changed since 1958. Hie difference between Park (Stys Class 8 rating and Salt Lake Citys Class 3 means the Grateful acknowledgement is due Danielle difference between 90 cents Clawson, whose article The Silver Phoenix, charged per $100 coverage and 30 provided the basis of the above. The complete cents, according to Harold Barpaper is available in the Special Collections nett, commercial lines manager Department of the Marriot Library at the for Firemans Fund .American Insurance in Salt Lake City. 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