Show blackout maybe father helen heleh did that young man smoke in the parlor last night I 1 found burned matches there helen oh no father he just lit one or two to see what time it was A deaf woman entered a church with an ear trumpet soon after she had seated herself an usher tiptoed over and whispered one toot and out you go A buildup build up feminine patient doctor why does a small cavity feel so large to the tongue dentist just the natural tendency of your tongue to exaggerate I 1 suppose much relieved mrs murphy what tro da you hear iron from your boy mike in australia hl mrs rs clancy its bad news neus ile he writes wr ites that hes running around with a jeeps mrs murphy dont worry mrs clancy what u hat they call cali those arney army automobiles mrs airs clancy praise the saints I 1 thought a jeep was a female capt and who lazy boy im always tired on the first of april friend why lazy boy who be after a march of 31 days diagnosis 1 I have a pain in my ab abdomen domen said the recruit to the army dl doctor c young man replied the medico officers have abdomens sergeants have stomachs you have bellyache dont we all the story goes that hitler was inspecting troops when he asked a soldier what would be your last wish if a russian bomb fell near Y you au the soldier replied 1 I would wish that my beloved fuehrer could be at my side |