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Show T" JlK , Ml . THE J rcMiNiKE TOUCH MAKE , rT.W i HED . $OrONfc W Kui MX IMT0 YCUK HT" XWiJE VV IT J UStP T T TO HUNK! 1 nsSTll (AWUWHENj CM. TM KW 50PKV 1 1 MUM I 1PIPNT WERE' ? OH. WE 4 MAJKlED-AYLV- ; HYW6J, KHMvVD MILFORD (UTAH )NEWS THURSDAY. FEB. 19. 19S3 V X ' 1 jr r a m a 7i ram mmm: m,x ' a . .ar j.'t ir 1 a a aw r. x a a am ai .1 . & k BMnersvUle "ffn V.y THAT'S LIFE... "Raise your right hand," the judge told a woman preparing: to testify In a Baltimore court. The witness promptly raised her left hand. "You'll have to raise your right hand," said the judge. "This is my right hand," 'she insisted. "I'm 'MRS.' EMILY GILLINS Miiford N.wi MlntrirllU Editor Girl, to date, as they pass a theater: "Oh, let's go see this picture. I missed it last night when I was here with Jack " r drive-i- n Jk!rs. Laura Sherwood is now are the owners of a. new auto- it her home In Minersville. She mobile. ha.- - been standing several ..lonth? at the home of a daughVerne Wood and Guy N rs. Nora Wright, in South r, Mi'.ford attending B A C, spent Mr. Rhoda Ramsey with their parents n;llur daughter, will remain ihe week-en.villi h?i aictiicr indefinitely. A party honoring the Miners- and Mix. Dili Baler re-ille team was held Tuesv d wo- d of th? birth of a in the recreation hall. After day 8 !bs, 2 oz., bom to a word or two from the boys the : s;ul Mrx Alfred Baker of was vening playing nrivt ; VVyo on Feb. 12. games. Homeenjoyed made cookies. Th:s is the 10th grandchild for ii.t; punch were served the itu- Bakers. crowd present. Wife, to husband: "If they don't leave by six, start talking about your fishing trip. If they stay on, give them your political views." - Hes-Jingo- WLjOW- -I RIDE PONT )uP TO HAVS N THIi AMOEWt) SEEM UKE 'fXAVl A l. OP AM Mlg JbBlI, 0 SOWS Hftg!fc- - t A HE OD 6Df, 3TTA BE KNOW X WA5 OJ d X i?l22SV V ygHVt'Tt 1 Small boy, showing teacher's report card to his father: "They are not paying her enough, for one thing!" n v. vl l , , Angry wife, playing canasta husband: "You can't play a friendly little game. No! You An Indian was standing on always have to try to win!" the corner when a man from j ' Iowa came up and said, "I bet I can tell you what you had for Symptoms of Distress Arising from breakfast five years ago," and STOMACH ULCERS the Indian said "What" and the due to EXCESS ACID man said "Eggs." "You are QUICK RELIEF OR NO COST said the and the right," Indian, man wpnt on his way. He came back the next year j and being friendly he saw the. Onr (our million botttat of tb. Waxa har. boon .old lor relief of Tuimn Indian on the same corner and ' (T m ptomi of d IKrea trlatni fromMmaut ' lllin dua to Earn went up to him and said "How!" ' nrf - and Mr. Mrs. Clair Carter nd Rir. and Mrs. Douglas Blackburn Spent several days in St "leorge during the week enjoying the basketball tourney and 1 itmg Mr. and Mrs. Wayne Chr is tense n and son. vih , ! ' I I (iip I I i . WMtvw f V Tonight-jo- K in the millions who find it's... 1121 residents Many Minersville have been confined to the Hospital: Gayle Eyre, bron hitis Wilma Dav:s, pneumonia: Mrs. Etta Rollins and Mrs. Man D. Fisher. Mrs. Fisher's son, The Indian turned around and Parley B. Fisher, is also confined said "Scrambled." to the hospital. Mil-for- Nows and Mrs. BUI Baker, Mr and Mrs. Jim RoUins and Mrs. Effie Marshall enjoyed a birthday dinner the 13th at the hom of Mr. and Mrs, Fd Bohn. honoring Mrs. Marshall and Mrs. Mr. IM Ui. ai it "Thai reminds im o v ti n 1! 'Your Homo Away From Homo' COMFORTABLE SPRING-FILLE- 1JH my ftmnd who won't corry odequoft MATTRESSES Mr. and Mrs. Goldwyn Marshall returned dui'ng the week vaca j from a lovely Larga, Conraniantly Arranged Rooms two-wee- k 11 11 11 11 11 11 11 UCKtHWOO 1 ntun 1 with relatives in J California Mrs. Marie Rollins has been in Miiford caring for the family ol Mr. and Mrs. Frank Grimes since Virginia underwent an JJWkl lK5,WW Uon SliwrK CORNER DRUG Bohn. 1 or Uaaat Ak for "WtUar MiMm" which fuUy TtltXc thli iynrfc at Ira. abUtomstrntmanli' dua to Get Results Want-Ad- a taw Faar Dlsarttaa, At Prices You Can Afford to Pay " The Miiford Hotel WE WILL BE GLAD TO DISCUSS WEEKLY AND MONTHLY RATES WITH YOU Mr. and Mrs. Hayward Carter FOR COMPLETE INSURANCE PROTECTION See J. C. Smith BOTH 65S 86 PROOF GRAIN NEUTRA1 OLD SUNNY BROOK SPIRITS. THE OLD BRAND KENTUCKY BLENDED WHISKEY CONTAINS SUNNY BROOK COMPANY, LOUISVILLE, KENTUCKY From faraway At Miiford State Bank JOtjM.AU l OIl DOMLAJl YOU caxt beat a places-mo- oil A In MASTERMMEtE GENEMZAL MOTOMZS Sumatra back in 1924, Standard geologists began of oiL But not until last yeat Sumatran wells start adding to available oil supplies. This operation, costing some $62 million to date, waa pioneered by Standard. It is now carried on jointly with The Texas Company under the name "Caltex." did Wtw So much more of Everything Measure the wonderful new Pontiac for size, beauty and performance against the finest and costliest cars. wheelbase and roomy, Pontiac Is bl4 with Its new comfortable bodies. the most distinctive car on the Pontiac is beautlful-eas- ily Interiors. luxurious road with e power train you get With Pontlac's famous more power than you'll probably erer need with a distinct sa vlng in gasoline. a shade But most remarkable Is Pontlac's price tag-j- ust for dewonderful and its lowest above the reputation value. , and high economy pendability, Come in and tee for yourself that Pontiac offers much more of everything except price 1 123-In- ch ed Dual-Rang- re-sa- except price! NNfST 0 nurtWIf CHs4e4y Now AT THV 0aal-Slra- IOWUT l 'f : ,. .St- tgofc - ; A - ' f a , ,. v- : ;t- n inj"'' tj' . " " - I r' till COST Styling k Loafer WheWkaao Power Trala PmIIsc'i Croat Longer, Lovelier, Booniler Holloa Paaoranile WlaeTsfclfM Now 4 Rear Wloaow PoatUe's WoaslorfoJ Now Power Steerlag Now Daal-Haai- Oao-Plo- ge eo SpoetaeaiUr Now Porforoaaaoo Over-A- ll Optlomal le RMTta CM'S IIM.0M BETTl AWAKOa a amra mm. HIGHWAYS coKrasrr SERVICE GARAGE MAIN STREET for you mapping possible deposit- -- color-match- re Info San Francisco Bay come unkon carry- returns on the long gamble ing Standard undertook nearly 30 years ago Other shipments go elsewhere in the world, aiding progress and adding defensive strength. Four friendly nations in particular bepefit directly. First, of course, is the young Indonesian Republic, of which Sumatra Sumatran crude part. Then Australia, Japan and the Philippine. They produce practically no oil of their own. is a but will be supplied in the near future by refineries which Caltex is helping to build. 4 And, of course, the Sumatran oil brought into this country helps keep you in gasoline and the many other petroleum products you've coma to rely on. 4 Standard's activities abroad, typified by this flow of Sumatran crude, are constantly, being eipanded, as an added guarantee that petroleum needs of the free world will continue to bo met. STANDARD OIL COMPANY OF CALIFORNIA MILFORD, UTAH plans ahead to serve you better - |