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Show rfhursday , February 13, 1930 THE lUIDVALE JOURNA L UFE'S .. UTIL E JESTS .. ANNOUNCEMENT I SINGING Cold in Bead, Chest or Throat? AN EXPENSIVE ITEM DUB Mustero1e well into your chest & and throat - ..wnost instantly you feel easier. Repeat the Musterole-rub once an hour for five hours ••• what a glorious relief! Those good old-fashioned cold remedies-oil of mustard, menthol, camphor -are mixed with other valuable ingredients in Musterole. It penetrates and stimulates blood circulation and helps to draw out infec-o tion and pain. Used by millions for 20 years. Recommended by many doctors and nurses. Keep Musterolc handyjars, tubes. All druggists. • To Mothers-Must erole is olso mode in milder form for boblu and nnall children. Ask jor Children's Musternle. "~ow Is your new hnnd getting on?" F.trmer Giles, when he met Farmer Jones during an evening stroll to the village hos~elry. "He broke two spude handles ye&terday," replied Farmer Jones. "What I Is he working as hard as that?" exclaimed Giles In surpt·isa But Jones made things dearer as he snld bitterly: "No; leaning on them." as~d NOT CONGENIA L To David, Denmark seem\d quite small. Of course he knew It was matle 11mall for his map udv('nture llnt still, in proportion to other countries, It was small. To the right was tbe Baltic sea and to the south Denmnrk was tW.king to Germany, so tbat David coult!'see that Denmark was a p<'ninsula, too. There / were many, many islands. 1 After \VInd had let him out of' the 1 atr ship he began to wander about. He saw many pastures with ?11ap peo· I ple farming, and often he snw great sandy beaches, and at one he stopped and had a swim. There were sandy stretches In which pine tree! were growing, but nowhere could he sea any rocks, or any mountains. He saw little winding villages and mnny old castles. And as he was wondering If anyone was going to come and talk to him here, or when he would hear the song, all of a sudden It began. He could not see the singers, but tti!s was the son~: that be heard: I l I You really can 11ay much About the Danes and the Dutch, They're fa.mous for their ~arminiJ Are the Danes and the Dutch. Juat Leave It to Bobby Bobble, the pet dog, was comfort· ably napping in the llvlng room where a group o! Butler students were being entertained. .. Bobble, come on and catch a rat," t·alled the head of the house from an adjoining room. A surprised · young man among the ttroup reluctantly left the room, saying: "I'll do my darndesL" Nerves Bad-Nause a-Weak During Motherhood Pocatello, I d a h o"During one of my expectant periods my health was very poor, my nerves were in bad condition, I was nauseated. I was so weak I had to np and go to One of my relatives had used Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription and thought it was the only thing for me to take. After taking it for a while I was able to get up and do my own work. I kept well and strong the remainder of the time, did not experience any more trouble."" Mrs. Cora 'Wheelock, 107 Wilson Ave. Fluid or tablets. All dealers. Write to Dr. Pierce's Clinic in Bufialo, N. Y., for free m~dical advice. Send 10c for trial pkg. tablets. New Uae for Paper Baa A new use was recently discovered tur a common artlcl., when a large American automobile was brought back from a tour of the continent In a large paper bag. The car was lifted out of the liner's garage, C•Jmpletely enveloped by the bng and protected from al! dust. Sympathy or Sarcasm "Just Imagine; my wife tells me she trusts rue only as long as she has me In sight." "What a pity that she should also be nenrsighted." A FAMILY DOCTOR'S lAXATIVE IS BEST Your health is too important! You cannot afford to experiment with your delicate bowels when coated tongue, bad breath, headache, gas, nausea, feverishness, lack of appetite, no energy, etc., warn of constipation. This applies not only to grown people, but more particu~ larly to children. That's why a family doctor's laxative is always the safe choice. • Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin b prepared today under strict laboratory supervision from fresh laxative herbs and other pure ingredients, and exactly according to Dr. Caldwell's original prescription. Today, millions of families rely on Dr. Caldwell's judgment in the selection of their laxative. For Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin, in bottles ready for use, sold in all drugstores, is now the largest selling laxative in the world 1 A Household Remedy For External Use Only Hanford's Balsam of Myrrh • ..,., blck fer tint llolllt If not eullcd. All dealerw. ----- -- - - ·-- W. N. U., Salt Lal(e City, No, 7-193r. The7 really do ta.ke pain• The Dutch and the Danes And farm with greatest care, Do the Dutch a.nd the Dane•. "Why does Tom seem to shun tbe l!oclety of ladles?" "Well, you see, he doesn't smoke.'· Sure Ia When you ha'le got a car That'• new and aporty, lt'a doggone hard to keep It down to "forty." "Wh~ don't you stay home any more?" "My wlte and daughters are nat· urally Interested ln m.v public a<:tlv· ltles." answered Senator Sorghum "Whenever I settle down In an easy chnlr the family gathers 'round and asks me to tell them all about the tarlff."-Washin gton Star. THIS EW PRICE M KES · HE WHIPPET THE LOWE ST PRICE D F ALL 4·DO R EDANS It is Willys -Overl and's 1930 contrib ution to econom ical transpo rtation ,an impressive reduct ion on a g-reat car They've agricultural brain•, The Dutch and the Danea And they feed a. lot of people Do the Dutch and the Danes. • with a great future ••••• They're few who really touch The Danes and the Dutch In their 11klll at runnlnc farms The Dane• and the Dutch. The singing stopped and now David wondered what he would do next. He did enjoy this way the Map people had o! leaving him alone every once In awhile. He could wander tben and Driven From Home f.O.I.TOUOO, . . 1930 ipp ct WILLYS•OVERLAMD, I TOLED O, OHIO Mans Herring in Danaer Eaaier to Bear The government of the Isle of Man rears that the famous Man:x herring Is doomed to oblivion. The recent decision of a large curing stll.tion to mo\'e from the islllnd to the Shetland Islands apparently Is the last blow. The l\lanx henlng Industry has been de<:llning since early In the Nineteenth century, when at lenst 3,000 of· the islanders wPre engnf(ed In the In · c..lusti·y. 'l'he present number Is very small. "Here comes 1\frs. Gabble. Nora ha<l better tell her I'm out." "\Von't the still, small voice of conscience reproach you?" "Yes, but I'd ruther listen to the still, small yolce than to hers."-Stray Stories. c. What He t:;ct At the recent gathering ot V. C.'s In London the following story was told: A wounded man was being car· ried across No-Man's land on the ba<>k Hia Buaineu o1 a persvlrlng comrade. ltifle and "Then If I buy a bom;e on this e~· muehine gun fire was heavy. "'hlre," tate, can you guarantee that the roadP suddenly exclaimed the wounded man, will be properly made up and the foot "what abaht turnln' rahnd an' wnlkln' paths paved'!" bacl•wards for a S}Jell? You'1·e get tin' The Only Original "Oh, yes. sir. That I!' already ar· "What are tbe seH~n wonders of the the V. C., but I'm getting all the ranged." bllnkin' bullets.'' world 7" "Good. It Is rather Important-you ":\Iy wife's first husband was one see, I'm a pavement artist !"-Ayre and It doesn't matter about the others. Too Good to Be True shire Advertiser. All He Knew They sink Into tnslgnlGcance." Plumber- Well, bere we :.tre! And Famous for Their Farming. "Are the fish bttln:;?'' !!'lorida TinwR Union. we haven't forgotten a single tooL "I don't know," re[llied the weary see what he wanted to see, and yet Early Tuition Householder-You've. come to the A lazy man Is not prodded hy his wrong address, though.-Mudrld Buen "Do you think a successful polltl· • they always came around, somehow, angler. "If they are, they're biting conscience. It's lazy, too. clan muE:t spend many years In get· when he wanted them. It was fun to ·each other." Humor. do as he pleased without ha'\'lng any. tlng an education?'' "All depends." said Senator Sor· one tell him he must see any place ghum. "on wllat kind of politics be next. He saw Wind In the di.·tan<'e and gets Into. I know of underworld work· ers who appear to have learned more wnved to hlm. "I think I'd like an· ln jail than they learned In schools." other ride," he suggested, when Wind came along. "- •ot so mueh of a one, as -Washington Star. I've seen such a lot. but a little one." So Wind took him across the Baltic PARTLY TRUE sea and up over the Gulf ot Bethnla where just to the west he could see Swerlen, and to the right Finland, with a sign pointing to the south of Finland which said: "This way to the Gulf of Finland." It was In Finland that Wind stopped, and Davld again wandered. He saw forest,:; and countless lakes connected by rivers and <>ana.ls. He felt that he could go anywhere In this country by water. He saw logs float· ing down to sawmills, and now and again farms divided by water and for· estR. He ·wandf'r<'d south so that he could see over the sign marking the Gulf of Finland, east of the Baltic sea, that EMhonla, Latvia nnd Llthu· aula were at home. He remembered Europe ha'l"ing spoken o! them before M\Vhy, you don't even know what the pageant. eeonomy Is." As he wns looking ahout him Com"Sure I do I It's a way of spendln~ pass stopped by for a moment. "You're money without ~ettlng any fun out ot not forgetting me or your directlons, it." are you?" Compass asked. "I'm keeping th<'m pretty stral~ht," All for Efficiency answered David, "thanks to your help l eat my peas with honey, and my own hump of locality." I've dClne it all my life. They do taste l<ind of tunny, "Goodne!"s me, what's that?" asked But 1t keeps them on the knife. Compass, but di<l not wait for an un· j swer. "I see you're looking nt the tt·lo Coerced 1 In the dlstanC"e. 'J'here's a joke I must ''Oh, so ~lalnwaril1g Is going to be 1 tell you that they played on Russin. married'!" : Maybe It's not such n joke from Rus· "Yes, a til m actress!" 1 sia's way of looking nt it-and I've ''Indeed? Couldn't live without ber, • nothing against Russltt-I love Russuppose?" sia. But I thiUk this Is funny. They "No-well, not without a breach of used to he a part of Russin but now promise action. anyhow I'' they're not and they''\'e almnst shut Russia off from the Baltic sea. They just stand against Russia as though Job Mu&t Be Done standing against a door and they sny : Would·Be-Sulc lde-Don't rescue me. 'The Baltic Is at the other side and want to die. we11 keep you se[mrated.' Swimmer-Well . you'll have to post· "But I do llke Itussla. Wby don't pone it. I want a llfe·savln~ot medal. you go over and have a look at it? It would take a big look for It's a Need of Tr ...inina Tlumk you for tbe immediate and tremendous response mighty big country. You're right In "Is that man a trained singer?" to our challenge, on the introduction of Conoco Germ· the neighborhood so you might as well "1 sh .. uhJn't say so," unswereu hlls:; Frocessed Motor Oil. Thank you many thousands of Conoco challenged the oil make a call." Cayenne. "1ie Is vo<>ally exflert, but world last November with tho Regular So Customers David followed as well the as the many thousands of new right arm of [Jersona lly lie still ueecls u lot of truln revolutionary new Germ-Pr~ Compass which was pointing east. users who have flocked to Red Triangle stations, until cessed Motor Oil. Definitely, lng to keep illm from being clnsslJiec• just where RuF~sla stood. the first fundamentally better· it has kept all of us on the jump to drain and refill crank as a wild man."- Washington Star. oil of the century, this oil i., cases v.-ith this remarkable motor lubricant. Because of now smashing all sales reoNot All Profit unprecedented demands for Conoco Germ· Processed ords. No rcasonablo person· Some Discrepancy Teacher-Johnn y, if I huy a pair of will uso any other oil once he Motor Oil, it has been difficult for our refineries to keel) She-Time separates thE: nest or shoes for $4. 7 and sell them for bas heard the story of this new· trlends. all our stations adequately supplied, but now stocks ate $9.1:".0. do I mal'e mon(•y? oil ~md its "Penetrutive Lu• 1 He-It sure doeb. fhlrteen yearo11 moving faster and you can depend on quick and efficient bricity!' \Vc invite you to stop Johnny-\Yell, you make on the U<>l ago we were SP.,·enteen . f\nw yuu are Iars but you at the Si~ of the Red Trisngie S(;rvice at any station displaying the Conoco Red Triangle. lose on the cents. for your mat crauk~:a~e iull. twenty-one and I am thirtv I I l "I THAN K YOU IN THE NAME OF c ONO COI I |