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Show HE'S ALL AROUND "How Is It I nt:ver can ftnd you when I want you?" a k d the oflh~P utun ger. "Fir t you're In the stock· 1'oom, thpn In the factory, then down 111 the shipping department, and now here 3 ou are up on the roof. What's I he big Idea?" "\Yell," answered the new office >. "you advertlsed for an all-around y-and thut's rne."--chrlstian Sci· ence !\lonltor. Proved safe by millions and prescribed by physicians DAD LEARNS SO MUCH Headache Pain Colds Toothache Neuralgia Neuritis Lumbago Rheumatism I 'DOES NOT AFFECT THE HEART I Agreed With Her 0 Dud- there's great advantage having n son In college. Friend- How so? Dad- I lenrn so much. She--.ht<·k. I love you becau.-e you're the sweett"st, hruHLoo:oruest, llli)St fascinating man In the world. He--And I love you, dearest, heca'use you are s:o frank and truthfuLBoston Trunscl-lvt. In · Unreaaoning lmpulu M(CKIE, lHE PRINTi;R'S DEVIL "Work" Is Our l~iddle Ml~R., ,p WE ll.tiJOEO WORK, "''E ~ Be lt.J ~PAPI:A GAW\E \ ~ WOR.O .... &VERV COWMJ.J OJ.J -n..e EVInlY PAGe .S WR.IT"''&J.l AWO AE"'O 9'1 'T.u! PI!RSOJ.J WHO WAOT8 "',_ ~&J.J M' lS REAO BY -n.U! ~TOR ~ setS \WTO ~Pfi • « Prominent Pueblo Man Quickly Restored to Heal...... Mankind Is not adjusted rloght, Conditions allu~ wuz so; Nob,ody reaay wants to ftght, Yet "V~rybody doe11 so! Name In Action Well-known ContTactor a Victim of Nervous Loss of Sleep and Diwness. Strength Restored. Praises Tanlac Tra,•eler-Yes, just as I was Bet· tied comfortably In my tent I hE:ard the screech and yowl of a wild cat. Friend-Why didn't you serve It as you do the cats at horne and throw your shoe at It? Tra,·eler-,BecausP my shoes wt-re extremely busy about that time. Pioneer blood flows 1n the velus of Frank Good, a prominent Pueblo, Colo., contractor. But even his brawn, muscle and Qlend1d health broke under a strain. "Flu" left its mark and threatened his Ufe. "I had almost given up hope of ever getting well," said Mr. Good, "'when I began taking Tanlae. )ly strength had vanished, sapped b:" the poisons that raged through my system eatlag away brawu, undermining health and leavlng me a human wreck. My arms and legs were so weak they were almost useless. When I walked dizzy spells made me reel. My stomach was so upset that I couldn't eat without bloating and suffering from tormenting indigestion. "I followed the advice of a friend and began taking Tanlae. I recommend It to anyone alllng. ''This tonic worked wonders. Pain • vanished. Quietly my old strength returned. I b£ 1 an to b'B.ve a great appetite and ate everything without a sign of pain. Tanlac certainly put me on ruy f et, made me stronger, gave me b t r health than I have ha... In years." A New Synonym Brown recognl:!:ed a frlettd In the cafeteria. "Hello, Jim," he said. '"What are you lunching on today?" "~ftlclency." "Quit your kidding! What d'you mean. efficlpncy r· "g\"t>rythlng In one movement of the elbow-hash !'' Plugged Judge--You cluim' the man nearly strungled you and he tleclarl's he was on the other side of the strePt ut the ttme How do you explain that? l'lalntllT He threw an egg at me ' while I was slr.glng through a megaphone. Su•p:cioua Sign "What amkl's you think your husband doe ·n't love you any mort>?'' "1-le'n h ginning to tlll me how much he doe .''-Bo ton TratJ. cripl HARD LUCK t Oclcl Work ol M t%Chir.u Mrs. Multikids--Your clli t1 se •t to be teething. I alwn)·s ga\·e m~· dt"l· dren a silver dollar to cut their teeth on. :Mrs•• 'ewgilt-Renlly! I must gh e llttl~ Launcelot a hundred-dollar bill to bite on. Amt>rlcan lndul<ltries U<'f' mnn. rnuchlues In the produ ·tlnn of 1hell ,., nnuoditl • but perhun the 11dcit!tl* are the t (bin !or testin.,. the p wcr of ud iH• ta thP dt>. nrmatlon golf balls und r drh·ing stre :st•·ength ut ket h UJ<lle,; anti tractive elfort of elephant . Wisdom is to the soul w t u .... , " . IS to the body -La Rochefoucnuld. BoTLE" Tau>. MJ To Go SUE li'QANt( lM WllMOI.J't' A A MR· CH!JRC'j.j tN iwJS BUILDING SoMEWN!~.& J"oB-··· t- e MIG\.it' 'J:l X. ME' VP -I-II!'S SOMif Kt~D os:: ~U"'11cel~- SAl D ' ( ) '1111• . . . . . . _ Tanlac often banishes paln that ravages health and builds up strength. It helps free the sy t.em of poison caused by constlpaUoD and sluggish liver. It is nature's own remedy made from root-. barks and herbs according to the Tanlae formula. Banish sickness from your llf.. enjoy tbe benefits of.strengtb and golden health. Begin taking Tunlac. The first bottle often brlnp surprising results • .Ask your drug~lst for Tanlac-today! Accordin6 to Hia Station The handwork ot eight men f,. rlnlrned to be equaled by a Michigan fm·entor's wall-plastering rnuehlne. ~Ill. 'T~ fACY ~EMAINS Improving PhyaicaUy The public henlth er' Ice a s as a whole A1 It" ·ican children of day are probably a little taller the <·hlldrtn of the same age were genf'rntion back, becau e of lrniDrll•'i sanitary condition and health '~····•ll'l Dls<"onsolate W uodt>n • Soldier- How can a fellow "end It all" when he won't slnk1 Inventor•, Notice/ Now Will ~hat clever dispenser of jo7 ' Who gave motber a permant>nt wave, ( Gtve us a permanent bath for the bor And father a pennaneat sbave? Applied Politene•• .Motltl!r (se,·erely)-But why didn't te11 the young man to stop klsstna JOU? Daoglater-WbJ, mather, JOU know JOU tltUCbt me nner to Interrupt aDJ· ooe. JOU Poatir~• Prool 8usp(elous Frleruf-Are you perfectly 81lre our bullband does go ftsb. _., Wife-,-Oh. quite. my dear-he nner briDp horne any ftsb l D•l~latlaUy Placed Ml8a Fayre--Qood evening, Ja<'lt I We wen. just talking about you auit rour name was ou my llpe when yoo were nnnount'ed. Jadl Indeed 1 Then rm sure IDJ oame t"'Oict not hove IM.en more HabtfnliJ ~)laced. l MOTHER:- Ft~ C. toria. is a pleataaat, ltamdul Sabltitute for Cutor Oil, Puecorie. Teething Drops and Soothing Syrups, especiaUy pnpre4 for Infanta in arms ~d Olildren all ages. To a~ imitatioal, alwa:rt look for the lipature of z.:_,/1'J'.iliiiiJi4 l!otm cfirtSions.!!! .S!!b esla:e ~ n•J•"'*e reco•• • |