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Show • THE MIDVALE JOURNAL October 5, 1928 Ancients Found Many Uses for the Ostrich ' ' u;J ' S 1"' · ...... LJ _" ;r.· ..' 11<·1 d ~r"p;~!,• tii.' '.1 .ad H Foh,;t r •;~;I lcllltd lll l·nrt .'. ·.':.1\ .IH' l:jlhl'.d tr:.tli tjuu l1 .1fi~ oi e Ill· • d ~leo \ t •t hi:-: It,, 111..: llu~'-. '·. ~ L• T l to I · -~ ~;ll ln get l!l'iJ tin~ t!• 'I 11 UlUHi ht• l't'<td ut the in .. a 'ih• •·i:~::;il 1 :• L li~:,il'all:.;, IJut a],..;:n eal1<-1d tlte nr.. 1· t!enal b~· 1'" '"'' 10 ~ee wh~ll he eoul<l in :1~;.-.1 · ·f.l .. IIow do~e is the fire to ·' ou ·~· tlu~ rewt·i :.e man o.~ked the ,.;(lld•"t' ~t-urn ••t fltit ('llll reads It," wns the nrmy 111 Los r.·iJiy. - Angeles Tax Co!lector Unh;:own Tl1e A: , liP \ llll:t~e of Aut·ozuno en· 1: IJ~~ tio tax rnllector I IS ll \l"t>ll·kt•pt tliU·WOI'ld li:<•· rond~. pll'ntv of gno1 in ,,·,:tH frl'e sehools, fr·ee med· a ttt•rHl.: t••·e. fret· liiJrH • ie~ nnd ridty at ~ ,·ents a kilowatt. The fath~r" l:lllll:l/:1' tht> ~onununnl unu l'tlllJI:lllll81 fnnnlnnrt~ so that 1111 proc >Nls pny all com· expt·ll~ es. There nre conse· lly no l<t\I'S levied on the citi· Th1•r~> tll·e neither rleh nor poor ~Ian.v people lhe ln o1m Iron~<·•. 'l'he commune wlll free woo<! and stone for those wls!J tr IIHil•l. A number or the lftjildentt~ hnn• hPen to Arul'rica. \\'hen Ill's. I li r.. in ,\ ur·ozono they re· to t hi• simple \"illnge of the L>o!omitr« No Need! Krwc! •·r lwi!mNl (latt·nnizin~ly 1\luncly. 1!11· tt•olc ,,.,w uJ'IU goin;.:, to o:f't YOU anutiiPl' t:ll:lil the kfldi(':l. ~lrmdy." she ~ni•l. :· m:tm I"" ::on' nPNl no mol1 ~aiel ~1··r.~l~·. "But .l"on h: ''' only one," prr"i"te!l rB. 1\THI{"kPr "Yll~!-i IlL h:ll tl:at's er nut." re~pond ~lnnd,·. •·nut, .\""H 't ',... eump:m~· dnn't ,( ·,·· uslif?<l '. snme (•te tl~t"l mbtrC'~s m," Sfllll tNen ~lan m is gvntlt'lllllij~ !" cr. . , C!l Splinter~ murh ou;;IO<OO<C"" ,,_II {' IIIOihPr was rt•IHo\·in:.: phdt>at'.• ' from u chi hPII silt> prepai"i n ~ f<lt dinner untl SN•nwd m~:re ot thP opera tnke ill !'\I'J'I Nt•:t1 J' tl!lt'lH~ion ur thP 1llf'i\l '·I 't'l'.\ rnnl'i1 to banrl a hllllP tn : family's raninP peL '·t· mothl r d· .,J:IITPd. saying the flP1 gPI 111 t" SIJiinters: in its little I Ull1l 1l. ,,. "Oh. no:· qulrki.l' 1 :ittle !:irl "I ~UIV rou r ,e splint<>rs.''-f'hila· ThoughtFul DrirJer on Point Duts Why 't you put out your hnnd when turned this corner? Pretty Little Motorist-\"('11, you It's litis way, I've just hPcn out Jack, nnd he gave me tire most iu; tllamond ring-l~n·t it n ~· ?-nnd I k11ew only too \WI I if I put out my hnnil t!Je hear! of the car beldnd wnnl1l shillP the diarUMIIl and dazzle the <Jr·ivl'r, anything might happen 1 Sen•rnl fill~;,.,,( nutlon,; foull<l the ostr·idr a u.;(>~ ul as well as u weir<l biJ·d, u writ'.'r in the Detroit News re· lute~. In ~kS!•JI<•Iamin, r,,ooo year·s ngo, artiS:llls fnshlune<l drinldn~ tU[lS from o~trkh eggs. The top was ~lited of!', the edges were smootlred and a potter) lid nn.•r·lai<l with bitumen was fitted Tile pious Spartan' are sal<J to hu1e used an ostrich c;:g to perpetrate a religious fruud, they hnv· ing plncetl on ~hibition the "actual" egg laid us l.euu after Zeus had vi~ Old but Gree lted her in the form of n swan. and ' n from which Castor and Pollux were Chauncey M. Depew, at a reception hatched. ),;gyptiuns found ostrich feathers useful fur ornament and the In his New York home, criticized a princesses had o~trlc·h fentl.er fnn~. June-DecPmher marriage after his Both the feathers r.nd eg::~ were high· u~ual et·Isp fashion. "Old John Bullion Is a henlthv ly prizetl trlhu!es from tr·ihes to the rhup," u hnnl;er had observed. "lle'lt south. In l'tJ!na, Urang K'ien, on iri~ livt> to a grpen old age, ol1l .John will." return from l'er·;:iu In 200 B. c.. "Ilumph. Ue's reached it alrcadv" brought ~OII!i'lhing ulnwst us strang!' I sai<l Mr ll!'pew. "I met him do\~·~as Chiua'" fir~t grapes; 11 wns a tale , town la~t wee!(, and he told me lle of 8 bj rd he I.:,.!] £c:'<'n WI lOSe u(',!!~~ jus! marr-ied a chorus girl forty-two were us hFgt· w.; pnU~ry jars." The years his junior who lo,·ed him for Chinese wt•re <l!P!llicul of suc·h n himself almre.''-Pittsbur·gh Sun. stor~·. but furtuu:1tely for Cltnnl! the emperor Ill i'Hrt' ia later gent fOflle ostrleh t•;•g, '" n trihute to the Chi· Concerning Canaries nese cuj.!rt In 1111 A. L>. g,,me liYe us· The biolugicnl sur·rey sass tllnt the !riches r<':w!Jt'li ('!linn and th~>y were actual origin of the canary as a cage at once <Iu!Jiu~d ''l·nmel-spal·rows." hlrd is ob<'I:Ure. It seems probable that captive canaries were first se· , cured from the Canary Islands, hut It In Bad Company ls rtnubtful that thls stocl; has fur· Wilen u 10te is to be tuken on some nl~hed nnce,tors of all our hlrds of lmportunt measure a cougt·essmun who this kin<l. The serln flncb of middle cannot l..te present "pair>:" himself and sonthern Euro[le Is so similar with rome repre~entati\·e who would that it may often ba1•e been captured vote naye" to the congressman's •'ony," and ncccpted as a canary and intPr· or 11tc H'l'''a. bred until all distinguishable differ· Onte a Democratic mcmller of the ences were lost. llou~e reeeil·eil 8 letter from un uctlve politidllll of that party in his district, TIt ink For Yourself callin~ attention to the fact thut he 119.s l'l'Jil•r"le<l in the Congressional He~ Don't be lou much lmp•·essPd by nrd n!nuu Pn•ry <lay as being "pairc<J" what your neighbor is thinking and with a Hepuhlimn. doing. DPrnut·r·acy doegn't menu tim! ''I dou't doubt your Ioyulty tu the men shall he li!;e bricks In a wull, all party," r·catl the letter, "but I tllinl; the the same ~ize. fhape and color. Dorn let anyhody · ehe make your opinion~ hoys would like It a good cleal hetter It yon pnired wlth Democmt~ instead for you. Ilon 't he standardized. The of ltt'Ptlhllrnns."-Jlarper's Mngnzlne. world ls full of all kinds of standard lzation now He as near right about your opininns und your nets as you Pre~~ing Businen know !tow Don t waste your time by "'I want to speak to Mr. .Jones," looking over the wall Into your neigh· snid the rolce oYer the wi•·e. bor's clooryanl.-Grove Paterson, in "I'm sorry, sir, but Mr..Jorws is In the Mobile I:P::ister conference." the private secretary re· plied sweetly, Figure It Out And at the same moment Mr..Trone• What should ~>nc really tulk about 7 was in deep conference with a fri~ntl at Merchant nntl Bistrop str·eets. llH If you talk nl,nut yourself, you're declared, ver.1 eoofi<lentially and not conceited. lf ) ou talk nhout your hu~iness, you're u "shop talker." If for puhlicatiou: "Yeuh, It's sure wonderful how you talk tuo n~nl'h, you're a hore. If qut<:k they can dig a big hole in the you hal"en'r nn) thin;; to talk nhout, ground like that. I see they're put- )·ou're un.inteJ·ps\lng. If you \alk ulwu~t ting In the foundation already. \\'on- your bah~· or )·olll" club ufllliatlons, dl.'r how they ure going to get rid of you're a Ballllitt. lf you talk about that water, though ?"-llonolulu Star- people, rou're n knoci;N, If you talk Bulletin. sweetly nhnut a fr·Icnd you're u logroller. If ~-ou t;ilk about art, you're a hlghltrow, anrl lf you dou't talk nt Purist C.1ters Objection nll, you're a high·hat !-!\ew York An lnrlign:un p~r·ist, su~·s the St. Graphic. Paul Pioueer I r·e~R, ha"' puhlicly t:rk· en to tusk u pmmlnent Ore!!;on attorMother Knew the Answer ney for using 1he quotation, ascribed Father entNetl the house In the C\"eto William 1·ungreve, a drJlmatist of the Eight~rnl h century: "Hell hath ning In siiPnte. lie was seen to lay no fury Iil;e u woman scorned." !1~ his golf clubs aside, to tread hi~ way says that there is no such language ln wearily about the house. anti tiuully CongreYe or anywhere else. The ex- to slouch silently at the dinner tnble. act quotation is: "There is no rage lie said not a wort! during the rn•·al, like love to lt:rtred turne<J, nor hath nor after, until he was heart! to mnthell a fury Iil;e a woman scorned.'' ter to his wife, "There's no Illace like This is onr of ;·uc!J almost innumer- bome !" "\\'hat's tl•e mnttcr?" asked mother, al>le popular m•,Jifications of literature which, <lesp'lt• the rage of the purist, ''sometlling go wrong on the golf course7" continue ln I''''· Research Shows That Few Things Are "New" More 1 than 2,f>()(J years ago the knew how to spin tops; they Ihad pod;t>t knil"es with IJr·onze bl:ules and ivory ltan<lles, Iand claSit pino, mut·h like the safety Greek~ exqul~ltl'iy•carved PLAN TO FATTEN HOLIDAY TURKEYS pin by whieh Its modem Im·entor made u fortuue, were common, says Popular Mechuuks ~Iagnzine. A proce~s for making clear yellow-white glass was unnuunced as a new dlscov· ery not long ugo, but excavations ln Egypt show that the material was known tltPre ln the Second century B. C. A set of .150 pieces was recov· ered from the rums of nn nnclt>nt city. sewer sy,;tcm that would compare tnvornbly \~·ith nuy constructed today was laid lu Cr·t•te some 2,n1J() years B. c., and you can turn the faucets of n system t 'wt wu~ installed in ancient Pompeii. I" WHAT HE GAVE FOR BALL On reaching the links one mor·nin~ Smith was accosted by his usual cud die. "F.xcu~e Jl'e. sir," said the lad, "but I've ~:ot thP bull we lo~t yester· day at th<> s~>coud. One of the village kl<ls bad it." "Ob, good.'' snld Smlt h, putting his band In his pocket. "I'll giye you whateYer you gaYe for it." "J::r-no thanks, ~i•·," said the cntl· die, hastily. •·1 gave a bla~k ey~ for lt." The Baffled Climber 1 u ub: :n : i"n s:wred h.\' few corn· ~nut, 'l'he pirate captain was det:lalmin~ a 'llell-out square; it re11d~, "It is u glorious thing to be a pirate king.·• 1 'l'he enigma beiug shouted hy the cr·ew Is the fami:iar couplet from "Tr·ensure j Islnnd": "l•"ifteeu men on a dead man':; chest, yo·ho·ho und a bottle of rum." 'l'he rchu~ on the scroll spelled "Pirate trcu~ul"e"-l'yre, I-:ight, 'l'ruys, Ewer. 'Jhe pirate carrying the chest announced that it was tilled wit.h "Ingots and [lleces of eight"-in G. 0'1':) and a bt·oken eight. 1 :t•=• \~lit d ;,y H llre ii'P t (Ia~. • ahnul two 1 :II ll1C Ill 1:.~· !:lurnil~~ 1g Pirate Gold Page Three Owen D. Young, the noted lawyer nnd capitali~t of New York, said on disembark in~ from the Olympic: "While \'esuvlus was In eruption 1 heard a story ai.Jout an Engll~b cockney tourist who '· aE doing Naples on a Polytechnle trip. "\Vel!, thls rlrap cllmued op Vesuvius with a guide, and when they got to the to~ he benmed all over and said: "'Now then, what about that there drink we're goin' to nave?' " 'Dreenk ?' said the guide. 'But eet ees Impossible to get dreenk up here, Why He Sighed The thin, pnle man in a large bath· lng suit, st:tn1ling knee ueep In the water. slgheu. "\Vhy," we asli.Pd, Hare you so sare.' "'Well, J'm blowed I said the tourIst. 'Wait till I get 'ol<l of that bloke as told me this place 'ad been overOowin' with lager for three days.'" Almond Rai~ing Almonds coii,J>rise the most lmportant crop of the Island of Majorca, where many rurieties are culti\·nted, and the lutluslt'y Is so prosperous that as oi<J olil"e tn•es <lie tlley at·e replaced by almonds. When the nlmonds are almost ripe they are kno~kel! ocr the branches by long bamboo poles and then picked up by women unu chlidren. The nuts are separated fmm the husks after dryIng, and the shells m·e then broken by hand or ma<"hinery and the kernels extracted. Quaint Nicknames That schoolboys-and schoolglrl~ are so addicted to the bestowal of nicknames Is in accordance with race deYelopment. Backward races stowed nicknames to the exclusion of patronymics. When I llYed In Madel rn, says a correRpondl.'nt to an English paper, I knew peasants who had forgotten what their real names were -If they had ever known them I There were among my acquaintance, Cab· hnge Soup, Five Farthings, Mrs. Blackbird and Hot Water Jug, be· sf!lcs Miss Codfish and Sweet Potato. The reusons why these names were given were unknown, yet somehow Utey all undoubtedly fitted 1 oo· The Muse "Goin.~ in\o commerce, eh ?" "Yes," responded the poet. "I'd rather celebrate good beans than a bum spring." - Loulsl·llle Courier· Journal. • What Women Would Know Every 1\"0illnn DrObably wants to learn what ull other women find wrong with their marriage, thinks a medical authority of note, writin& la the Woman's llome Companion. sad?'~ "Alas!" he an~wered, "the sen Is the grave of my fir~t wl fe." "But you mnrril'd ugnin." "Yes," he said. ''and JIJY second witQ won't go !nto the water.'' GIRLS DON'T BUY ' 'l'hc n.:u .. ttin~ sea~mr f<'f turl>eys is frulll ulwut tilt> mitldle of ~ n•mber tu the last of l>ecemb~r. Coutiniu~ tmkeys during Lhe fatten· ln;( ·easou lJtts not pl"OI"Cd succes~ ful. '!'hey will eat h!'artlly for two or three du.vs, but after thl~ thl'y will lo:se their U!JiiPtite ant! tJpgin to lose flesh ra[tld· ly. :\aturnlly tltey are wild birtis und thrlre ouly when thl'y bave acrcss to opt·n run;;e. I>urlng the s--·nmer and f;lll JJP\" lint! :tn nhundanre of feed on the nvt:~·ag-e farm; howcn),r, it is t..d~ vifah!e tn :;in• them a small fePd at uit:lrt for tl•e purpn~e of bringing tlwm Iwnw Itt r,o,t. Cra"homtcrs and totl:<'r iJ1sect;:, weed,; nnd gras~ spr·Cs. gr:·f·n 1·pgetu!ion, henies and ~t·uin ricla•tl up In the ftelc'S ancl :.huul <ill· 1 IS ESSENTIAL TO THE -R.·-C·A-l-0~-~·-~L·E·,~·-R·-U·L-E-S I •:~r.-c-~.-o------....) Dr. La!dwell w::.tchcd the results of con•tipa.tion ior 47 ye!l.rs, and believed that no matter how ca.reful peopl& are of their health, diet and exercil!e, con• stipatinn will occur from time to time. Of nrxt imporlan.:e, then, i~ how to tre&i it wqcn it comes. Dr. Caldwell alway• ;:o lt1 JJJ •lw up tl1e turk!'{S <l<lily ra· was in favor of getting as close to nature tion, null whrn nil tile>'e are l''entiful 11-3 p~siLle, hence his remedy for coll8l.ithey arc in spiPndirl condition ·.vllen pa.tiou is a mild vrgPtahle compound. It the fatfpning sea>on fl!'ril'e~. can not hnrm the m~•t delicate system A ~ntisf:ltlul')' plan for faltl'nin;; is an;l is not habit _form_in;;. t 0 1 ... j u ' feedin" small "l"Uil. J!i~ht . The ~oct.or neHr chtl app_rove of d~al• Jl~ n . ~ " . be phvsrcs and purges. Tic d1d not believe and morn:r~g. not _enou;;h ut tunr. but • thry were good !tJr human beings to put that the ltJnls wrll walk away still a into their 8 yotcm. Usc S,vrup P~psin for little huugry, nntl gradually lncrea~e yourself and memhers of the family in lhe qt,antiiy, :ultli •w ~orne corn, until constipation, biliousness, sour a nil crampy th!'~· a ·e ::i1·en ull they will cat three s'.omach, Lad breath, no a.ppetite, headtiml·« a ll:tl". Alon" ilt the close of adws, a.JH! to break up fevers and eol<ls. · "' Get a. bottle today, at a.ny dru$(store and the f:.tt!Pnln;: S<':lson l"~l"ll, suppleuw~~~- obscn·e these three rule3 of health: Keep ('d \nth fr .sil ~our l"lrlk, ma~ c·nn,tl· the heac\ cool. the feet warm, the bowel~ tutr tile ,"ull ration. Xew corn m.1y o])<'n. For o. free trial bottle, just write he ft•ll Rafeiy [II'OYitleJl thr turkl')'S nre '·Syrup Pepsin," Dept. nn. Monticellc>, gradually nceustometl to it, otherwise lliinois. ~rnurs mny rt•sult. ==:::;:::==-==:-======= Yarinn> ldnrls of nnt~ uri' n natuml Not Enough fattPn'n!; feed pkk~· d UJt hy t..•·kpys rirst T'olitil·'an -1 don·t see wl1y I on the rau~e. In pans of Te~ns lllllll)' 'l':nsn't f'lf'ctl'<L I w:.s for u Iargrr g-rllWf'l'"· prop!'rly s'ttwtr·tl. deJtl'lltl d:nner pa'l fnt• tile lahoring rnnn. ~nl~ly on acorns for fa!lrnln~ thl'ir i ~erontl l'nlitid;Jil-'lhat may hP nil tul'l;r·~··"• IIJH] w'J<·n tit!' mast j,- piPil· well nnd !!!Hul. lnll \"flU neno>r s:~td tir:rl thl' hiJ·tls are marketed in f:1lrly anything ailout :~rJtlilll! ~tall' in the ::ood con<Jition. lnn:er llltr'I:Pt run ltrhoc'ntPrl. Use Lights in Poultry House During W'inter . She-"'l•y do ~ ou object so strongly to girls sruoklng'l lle-Becanse they'll neYer buy their own smokes. High Cost of Sarcasm Beware or the sarcastic chart It serves no end It, eve-ry time you get a laugh, You lose a trienu. Hard Flour Captain (to male) -The pudding you ma<le was very bard-where did you get the flour? Mate-Fwrn the bin behind the door Captain-Just what I thought-you have made .the pudding frmu p<;rtlaud cenreut.-Stockholm Sondtlg~nisse Strix. The Heavy Thud The Young Motlier-Oh, Jack, why have you put baby's cmrtie on the dressing table? · The !lea vy Sle<>prr-So that I shall hear if be falls out. Only a Sentence Two eonvlcts "et·e tnlking. "You know," •ulrl one. "lt to"ok John Bnnyun all his t if" to write a story.'' "G~ ml" was the reply. "It took me trn years to do a gl'ntenre." SHE'D BE MUMMY, SURE .\ srrk>' of canti11nS hr the use1· of li;;hts ill thP ftOlllll")' hou,e is f•n111d in the Ohio state poultry cul ~ndnr. 'ri:r) nr·e 'a~ folloll"': Clr;Jile nnd jli'll pu:l~ts aceorrlillg to agP, emHlilion, nnd ln~·ittg qnalitie~, .;;~l tha' ench group n~tty he properly lmn · dlrtl. Exr·e"sln' f;rll pr·ot~uetion lll~tki'S It hnrtl to l;et'[l tile lloek in hea1·y pro· UUC:tillll ([Ul''ng the \\"i;.IPr. ~ou't use ligt ts to [lroduee 0\0rt:~ lllllll a 14-l!om day. Excl'~,lve use of Makes Lifo Sweeter i,•h ' mt•il'lS o\·erpr<•tl.Jdion, followed ' by n ~lump. To amid a Rpr!ug molt, dis,·ontinue li;;',ts slr>wl,· in the spt in I!. l 'e li;:::hh on hreetl~r·, only after .launnry I to 1~. in or<ll'l" to hPlp them Next timt> a coatrd tongUE', fetid had; into protlucti"n. fn·rath, m· nrri<l s&in ;:tre.~ evitlt'nct' Don't c·row•l PJ'Otllwtlon oyer GO per of sour stomucb-try l'hillips ~!ilk ol Cl'llt, O!JJer·w ~e th~ floc!; Will beC11111e 'I • 1 ·' <lA'Ile.SIU • thin nnrl I >oil. Get acqnninted wllh th;s r·erfect ann~ rp~nlnr in munag~ment and use 1 tl-ncid that helps tLI' ~y,tcm kePJ> r.r ilgllt>'. "Ouml nnd s1veet. Thut everv stomach f'wd ;:~ain liht>r·ally wh<'n using needs 11 t times. 'l'·!ke It wireucver a li~l·t~. hearty men! brings any disrnmfort. .\1\\':J)'" have ft>etl an•l \\'ater avail· l'hillips )Iilk or ~Iugncsiu hus won nhlc wlwn li.!(hts ur·e on. medical enuursement. And convlnred Po nPt tum lights off too early ln millions of men anti women they didn't lhe Flll"in~. hn\"(~ "indigl'slion." Don't diet, nn1l Ito nnt 'top ft•etlint early an~ lnte 11"n't suffN; ju~t rcmemher Phillips. In t hr tlnr wht•n 1 !(hts nre finally Pleasant to tu!;e, anti ulwnys l.'ffective• Pliminnte<l. The uame Phillips ls Important; It !denlifiE.s till' ::••nnlne product. ''l\Tilk :IIu::nesia" ha~ hc"n the rl'gis· tPrcd trade marl{ of the Charles IL eavy 1'0 UCel'S Phillip~ Clwmicnl Co. ant! Its prP· Pullets that begin to lay earl~· ll~ t·es~or-.Charles IT. l'hillips since 1875. usually ure the henviest pr·oducers ln 1 I Early Layers usually H Egg P d Ilor PERFECT SHAVE u. s. PHILLIPS r·en~on STROPPING -0· the flodt an•l for this it is au I excellent practice to mark them so that thP)" rnn be given line considerntion folr their pel·fot·mam·~ next year I when it come~ time to cull the flock. It is pointer! ont hy l •. E. ('an\, of t!Je t'nir~>t·.<llv of Illinoi~. Pullets that are I=====:::=====,...-....,---==:::: extreme!,\; late in ~tarting to lay nt·~ 1 A Place {or alwu~·s cet·taia to he the least dt•sir I . Them . able llinH to usc as hreederi'. In 1 . Some of the uld·trme, rtrarght-shoothreN!in:: for hig-IJPr eg~ prudnctlnn, 1 rng_ cow!Jo~·s. who !•ave found the indilltlu:rl~ of this type ,hould bE> thrrlls gone ln !!Jal hne •. mny ~te ahl~ kept out of the lu·eeding pens. to land Johs ut the g!)solrne P. llng std· Tf the ent·ly-la~·inl! pullets nr« t ion:;. That's nne plat·e where speed hnrrdPtl with numhPre 11 le;! bands, all on tl1e dt·uw still can he rut to prae· thnt ls nN•r·~•ary ig to make n recM•l tical n~P.-f;innx ('itv Trihune . or tl•e indil·idunl lJand numhers and the approximate <late on which e::~ ln~ ing start~. Another equally ~uti" factnr~· scheme Is to u~e colored leg bttn!l''. ln which ca~e n different colUse HANFORD'S ore-d ltnnd should he used to mark the pullets that •tnr·t lnyln~ In the iliffcr AI Molen an a•ll>orilod to nhmd yoot IOMef lor 1M t>nt month~. fint boule if not ••itH. Mt•Jk • of Magnesia • CL)Y' • '•Woncler what tile ancient Eg,·p tlan child called Iris mother?" "Who knows? nut lf he were alive today he'd call ber mummy don't you think?" Non-Participant Perhaps tt Ia a trltte wrong Sarcasms such as this to bring; But when I bear a "campaign song," I'm thankful that I cannot alng, • • You must unless you strop! Only the Valet AutoStrop Razor sharpens itse; AFfER one shave even the finest razor n edge has countless needle-like prongs until it llas been stropped. So delicate is this cutting edge that even paper wrapping~ tend to tum and dull it. Nothing but stropping can re-align and smooth out these tooth-like points. Also a New and Finer Shaving Cream Produced by the Makers of The Valet AutoStrop fuuor 35c-TRYATUBE dnn ·our That is why barbers always strop before each shave. And that is why the new Valet AutoStrop Razor assures you a per· fect ihaving edge. Self-adjusting, it instantly conforms to the face and cuts smoothly and easily through the stiffest stubble. With the new an, keener V aletite-processed blade, it is trul · , a wonder razor. Press a buttor. to insert or remove thr, blade instantly. Whentheholderis locke. the blade is held in a firm, non-flex>b' grip that prevents all vibration and p New type guard giYes you the advn• of the full cutting edge. The new Valet AutoStrop Razor is not Countless men have told us that th• "just another raror." It embodies a radValet AutoStrop Razor is even ically different principle • • • than the original. the result of 21 years of re-o Beautifully finished search and the expenditure models complete with Try this Million Do. of a million dollars in experi. blades and an impro.,ed Razor. Give it a fair test. Y strop in handsome cases will quickly learn to l•'K~ ments. $ $ s oo ~ at 1 •00 to 2 • · Be fair to yourself-kiuJ to your face. dollaNALET A~!2§!fop RAZOR AutoStrop Safety Razor Company, Inc., 656 First Ave., New York City To Cool a Durn Balsam of Myrrh HearJily Remunerated Laying Hen Sings N o -s- a-l.~e~,• Wife (at mo,·Ie)-Why is It you never make love to me llke that? Hubby-Say, do you know what that a <:tor gets for doing tbnt ?-Capper's Weekly. .\ lnyinl: hen I~ usuall~· a sing:in;; hen nrHI happiness i~ encouraged l:ty plent.l" of good oat or wheat straw on tlie tloor. Pral'til'al poultrynwn tlill'er as to the r·esperti1·c nll'rlts of wheat. Q'C, nud oat straw fo1· litter-. Each hns lJppn U>'ed without :my nntlccahle <li!Terences as to wear·inl! nnil snnitnry fJUalitles. H~·e str:'w Is 'omewlmt sttff and ont stmw brl'ak< rnthPr re:Hl· Ph.I"IFs- I'd like to touy a hope chest, plPnsc. CICJ"k-lll're's just tlHl thing for you. '!'hi~ eedn r lin<'rl one will I; Pep thingR lnl·t·lr fnr yPars and years.Tell'phone Topi('s. Yes, but What? F,.;·elgn Mission Subscrlber-llave you had any success In your work wltll cannibals? Lady 1\tl~~Ionnry res; we'l'e taught them to eat with knh·es and forks. Deeply Considerate Chivalrous Gentleman (to man who hns Just settled in the seat be has vacated)-Pardon me, sir, but I meant that seat for this indy here. • Blg Man-It's quite all right; that'r my wife! Pa'a Idea ol It "l'u,•• sald Clarence, "what Is the 'good will' ?" "It's tke one left by a rich relative that makes you bls sole belr," replle(} hla dad. Ha. Ita Good Side "What has become of the old-fashIoned musician who coul<J gil"e a perfed Imitation of all the bird songs?" "Oh, he's making a fortune now lmltnting the opening of a champagne bottle.'' So ElusirJe Buchelllr Cilrcnmlly)-Somrtimes I yearn for the peace and comfort of married life. Marrit>d Friend-1 do that all the time. 1 1 Tronhle Is ahout the only tblng a 1 m:tn cuu borrow without being called 1 upon to pa_v 11 hack. 1 ' WORTH WEICHT 1?.~~8 ~0~; l:c~;~s.;r:pi~~io~·~·~ l IN COLD" ~~~n~::~~~:'~~;~~~~!~et:~ t~o~:: ~~~h~~~~~ sanitary conthtwn. neve•· ml't UJl with Eberthella ~nn l(ninarium. ~he's tht; germ that cause" fowl typhoid, a mc·st 1lestruttive <li' ense. It acts much lil;e fowl cholera. the bird~ becoming dull, droopy, with pale combs nnd 8 grePnlsh or Y<'llow Ish !liunhoea. Death usually isn't ns rnpid ns with droler·a. One murk of t.rphold Is that the liver Pnlarl!:es an1l becomes a hro1vn is!J or ::r·~>enish color·. while the kidne~~ look f.ule<l, us lf cooked. Yellow of Fowls Whl'n a hen Is uot laying slie d~· posits fnt on her· .llofly. '11ris fat con tains a yellow pigment (in yellow skinned nrieties) whkh gire> th~ ~·ellow color to the leg,, lwal(, skin, ear !11hes, Pye rin::s nnd nut. As ~oon ns a hen bl'g;ns to produce eggs, thls ye!low lligment is uiverted from l c botly ll'l<l ls U>ed In coloring ti,·· egg yolk. As long as a h~n prcotlucl's Pggs, the pigmrnt b all used by the yolk nntl nour of It find; ils way to the body. 'Verdid of Woman Who Tried Pinkham's Compound Tully, N. Y.-"It hurt me to walk or eit down without help and I fel~ . - - - - - - - , sick and weak. My mother-in· law took Lydia R. Pipkha.m'e Vegetal.lle • Com· pound and she induced me to take it. I am now on the fourth bottle and hal"e also used Lydia };, Pinkh~tm's Sanative Wash. The medicines that will do for me whab the YrgetaLle Compound and Sanath·e Wash l1ave clone are certainly worth their weigllt in gulrl. I tl1ink I have gil"en tlwm a fair tria 1 antl I elCper.t to take two more bott'es of t'le \'egeta.ble Compouud."-\lr.s. CIIA!U ES MORGAN, H. F. D. 1, Tully. N.Y. .V. N. U., Salt Lake City, No. 40--19~ |