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Show THE MIDV AIJE· .JOURNAL ...--.. Thur sday , June 19, 1930 I I < rY1en1bers .of the Davis Cup Team ... • .. ~. "~--------~--~ DADDY'S. EVENING FIIRYTlli Seeing Big League BASEBALL tha t ~Mary Gtaham Bonner ~ IJYWD/Dif~Eit I.Wr1lf By BILLY EVANS a Sportswriter, Big League Umpire a.nd General Manager of che Cleveland Indians • BEFO RE secret suffering breaks out in open revolt- before the little home is irretrievably shaMered by a husband's : :rong pipe-c an't something be done? Certainly. A new pipe will bc:lp, or even an old pipe cleaned and lilted with Sir Walter Raleigh's favorite smoking mixture. It really is milder, with no Slcrilice of richness and fragrance. It ually ir as popular witb the smoked-at as it is with the smoker. TuNE IN oa '"The ltaleigh ltnue" I!YHf Friday 10:00 to 11:00 p.m. (New Yo:k Time), e>ver the Wl!AP cout-to< oast network of N. B.C. Making my debut as a world series umpire, I fucl'd the biggest crowd in the history of the annual clash up to that time. It number ed about 3;),000 people. Some crowd way back in 1009. On accoun t of the overflow crowd It was nec-eJ>sary to have ground rules. 'l'empo rary stnnds had been erected In front of the p«:>rmanent ones along the right field line. They ex· tended over to the perruau«:>nt stands that stretch ed across the outfield , and joined them at a sharp angle just at the foul line. Ground rules were, thnt o. hall hit fnlr Into the perman ent seats was a home run, nnd u bull hit fair Into the tempor ary stands was good only for a two-bas e hit. It may sound to the renrler like a pretty fine distinct ion, but about the only possi· bility of hitting u ball fair Into the stands to the right of the foul line lay in Its striking falr in 'the outfield and boundin g ln. TI1e stage was all set for the toughes t decision I was ever called upon to make during my entire Clll't>er. I think it was in Pittsbu rgh's half of the first Inning that the decision in qul':stion came up. 1Iowe1·er. It makes little dif!'en•nee. 'l'he point is that, with a man on third base, "Dots" Mil· ler, Pittsbu rgh second bas;emnn, hit a terrific drive to right field. I was be· hind the plrlte, Bill Klern workin g the hases. The decision , therefo re, was up to me. It wus apparen t, once the I.Jall was hit, that my work was cut out for me, so I wutche tl Its course quite cnreful ly. 'l'he pe;;ky thing, after hitting the ground very close to the BUTT ERFL IES "Of course we weren't horn giant l!wallow tails, that ls we weren't butterflies ," one of them was .«aylng, "but lt shows how fine butterll ies are. "They' re never satisfie d until thl'y are as nf'arly p«:>rfect as they <·an be. 'l'hnt Is when they. are I.Jutterilies, of course. "We aren't satisfie d ut being caterpillars and at crawlin g nlong the / trees, we want to fly and sip hon<'Y from the flowers , to enjoy the sunshine and to be admire d.· "\Ve like to be part of the beaut!· ful, beautif ul summe r timc," "How beautif ully you sp<'tlk." said Miss Giant Swallow tail admirin gly. "Thank you, tl1nnk you,'' suld Mr. Giant Swallow tail, as he shook his wings a llttle. "And It's fine to be called by such a large soundin g name as 'Giant.' ''Giants , you know, are larger than lllembe rs of the United States Davis Cup team are to play the winner of In oltlen du~·s people used to people. the Europe an zone tennis matche s and also play as Individ uals In the English wt>re dreadfu l, but I hear they think chumpl onshlps nt Wimble don. l<~ront row-Jo hn Van Ryn, George Lott, Jr., they are Yery jolly and say now they und Gregory Mangin . Back row-W ilmer Allison , l<'itz-Eugene Dixon non· merry. ' pluye~ captain , aiid Berkele y Bell. "Then to u1.ve anothe r fine name ,. like S\\:a!lo wtail! A Swallow tail Is a certain kind of cout whkh hig men NIGHT BASEBALL wear ";hen they're ~oing to fine dinMEETING FAV OR ners and big receptio ns. "It's the very best coat n ftne gentleman tan wear when he dr·esses for regular the of one , Weaver Monte Eleven Minor Leagues to pitcher s with the Baltimo re Orioles , 15ome fine occasio n. "But I. must tell you the change s we gave up a profess orship in mathem at- make in order to become butterfl ies. Give Innov ation a Test. Ics at the Unl 1ersity of Virgini a· to "Y ciu've been one such a short time l. basebal play on been has now l Night basebal you have1:)'t stopped to think about mod· a trial long enough to he termed The linimen t people art> now trying emte success . Eleven minor league their arls, und people clubs have commit ted themse lves to psychol ogy in a tennis ball up to bat t couldn' who give the Innovat ion n tryout this seaed they have convinc are net the son, and it is sure that with such enfoot." e's courage ment electric al mnnufa cturing "athlet concern s will en <lea vor to Improv e the Nine days elapRed bt>fore it was disillumin ation until It is thoroug hly sat· covered that l•'rancis llfulroo ner. Red isfnctor y to both players and fans. had a fractur e of the Secreta ry Taylor, the Des Moines Sox recruit, l).it by a basebal l in being from sports authori ty, who fit·st viewed I~ee skull . practice Keyser 's experim ent In the lol'va city batting with conside rable doubt, is well sold Primo Carner a Is Idle, having been on the Idea, His opinion of night barred from the ring in some stat!ls, basebal l Is: fire season will soon be "That players can see the ball at but the forest he hns just the feet for all times and make no more errors here and g them out. than in dayligh t. That the batting stampin Is jnst as robust, and if any player In appreci ation of a capacit y openIs handica pped by the lights, It Is day turnout , in competitlo~ · for the pitcher . No ball battec.l on the Ing "We're Handsome. the league attenda nce prize, the Tampa D~>s llolues tleld bus gone high enough the club let all the fans in free on to be out of sight unless It passed out them, but: you'll rememb er them all day of the season. third . of the pari!:. Players of both the' home one by one. astic enthusi are teams and visiting "Now, of course, we're handso me York New the of players Three are games night the over the way and yellow •butterf lies and the named Brown black workin g out, and the funs are well Giants' soccer team are fly about the more we are we more -Dave y Brown, "Jocko' Brown and satisfie d." . admired Johnny Brown. There Is no family "We coQ1e from tiny eggs,'' salrl Mr. . The propose d OJ~·mplc village to be relation ship betwee n them. Giant Swallow ta!l, "and are left on games 1932 the of scene the built near orange leaves or other ft·uit lea\'es. All but one of the players constiIn Los Angele s will be similar to an "We were left. on· other fruit leaves tuting the Visitati on Triangl es Brook- but wher.f! the orange grows ou; army camp. the A~e~ican Each team will be housed ln a sep- lyn's represe ntative s In cousins are often called 'orange pupborn withln were league, all basketb dining large a with g buildin arate pies' and 'orange dogs,' becam:e when court. home their of shadow the le availab g bulldiu salon and assemb ly ~hey're caterpi llars they feed upon off to all. The village will be shut the orange leaves. "Annou nced among the new compowith an orname ntal Iron fence. The "They_ li~e. the b~t and aim for the descrip tion ot. a 1best always. · · cost will be $:! per day for food, hous· sitions Is .a musical it was the eggs It takes we're time ing and transpo rtation to the seene prize fight." Back home "From the to whistle bout slow a during custom wlll lnmeut enterta caterpi llars, Frt>e become of the evl'nts. a week before we Ohio." iful "Beaut the of bars few a each ium auditor he proYI ded In the then we find our skins are too small • evening . for us-you see we've very ambitio us Fred Elrod, star pitcher for the and are always grow-Ing and improv ing Furman univers ity nine, has signed a ourselv es-and so we molt and feed The Columb ia basebal l team, follows, ing Its series with Princet on, elected contrac t with the New York Yankee until we're full grown, which Is about Hazleto farmed be ly probab will and outrgh, Pittsbu of J. Edward Obey a month after we're eggs. seasonfor league P. Y. N. the of Ohey ton team. 1031 fielder, enptaln of the "Next we change Into the chryl"atis ing. outhas served two years as a regular state and look like the bark of trees flelder and In 1020 played in the freshin color. Gus Suhr, Pirate first basema n, man outfield , occasio nally taking a "And then we're gloriou s butterfl ies ional profess In year first his spent that le probab Is It . pitching at tllng after that-re ady to fly, to fly and be he where Ill., , Quincy with l basebal next again pitching for In he will go admire d! co year, as he ha.s the largest pair of was farmed by the San Francis "And we have a protect ion of our Suhr and 1925, was year The Seals. a also hands on the campus . lie Is own. We have yellow scent holes, or was only eightee n. basketb all player. scent organs, which we can poke out • above our ·lteads. It's most disagre eof one ise, Enterpr the of mast The an Americ able and creatur es hurry away from us. Dave Danfor th, former 168 ts rs, defende cup an Americ the tion "In that way we're like animals league and Southe rn associa ever largest the .!s This long. feet which some people call ~1r. and Mrs. southpa w hurler, was release d unconweight' The vessel. sailing a for Skunk and family, ditiona lly by the Dallas Texas league bn!lt 6,000 lmately appro:!: is mast the of "Thou~h that·~ strange for a cnterclub. pounds . plllar o.r butterfl~ It's a protect ion and therefo :e most valuabl e." The town cynic Is morl! or 'less op· has Dl., , Grange La of Cave Jimmy "I'll rememl ier all you tell me," said posed to the night basebal l experiUni1931 the of 1\!lss Giant Swallow tail. "Yes, it Is ment. After · dat·k, he claims, It Is been elected captain Edand team versity of Illinois track true, we are Interest ing, and I know harder to locate a fugitive umpire. die 'l'ryban of Duquoi n, Ill., was named what you mean by th.ere being a lot the 1931 llllnl basebal l o1' us, for I've seen so many, many Thoma s Ashwor th, Jr., of Idaho has capt nin of squad. butterfl ies just like myself. " heen elected . captain of the Naval "But the best part about us Is,'' academ y nine for next season. His continu ed llfr. Giant Swallow tail, who position Is shortsto p, George J. Mack· el Marv Is Boy wanted to haYe the last word, "that enzle. New York, a sprinte r, was we hnve ambitio ns and keep on imnamed captain of the track team and proving oursch· es from low·dow n Edll'ard floberts on, also of New York ' r>rawling days to high-up fll·ing ones!" captain of the tennis team. I • • • • • • • • • • • • ,~ IT'S • • • 15.¢ -an d milder • • • Fred Clarke, !on! line, bounce d high Into the air and disappe ared Into the stands, where lt was caught and pocl;ete d by Which a souven ir-hunti ng rooter. it know; didn't I into went It stand line. foul the to was so close Here was a dilemm a. "Good Lord," thinks J, "what are you going to call It, a two-bag ger or a home run'!" Fred Clorke, Pittsbu rgh manage r, came up. ''What ls? You·re not go· ing to call It a two-bas e hit, ure you?'' HOTEL And Hu~hle Jenning s and a group or his Tigprs came to me, protest ing veherue ntly thnt 1t was not a home SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH run. One of Salt Lake City's finest "Get away. all of you,'' I shouted . hotels, where guests find eve1·y "until I talk It ovl'r with Klem." ron1fo rt-with a warm hospiHere was a decision that simply had tality. Gara~e in connec tion. me "hufl'al oed." I needed time to Cafe ancl cafeter ia. think It o,·er, time to confer with 400 Rooms . Each with Bath before I could give anythin g IGem $2.00 to $4.00 that looked like an Intellig ent ruling. J. H. RA \'BURN, Manot:., . I felt that I wns :1 disgrnc e to my· self and to basebal l. F'inally, for no particu lar reason than to think, 1 Aid Subnor mal Childre n started walking gut toward right fleld. Frer~ lnnclies for pupil:~ In the unthe two manage rs, Hughie .Jenning s gT·uded classes ot Atlanta 's publiC and Frrd Clarke, followi ng me. The IS<'hools ure provide d by the Junior stands literally were rocking with de· l~>ague, compos ed of society girls and mands for decision . 111:\lrO!tS. As I neared the extrem e limits of Chlltlre n In the ungrad ed classes right field I could see I was approac ha r·e suhnorr uul mentall y and often ing that section In the tempor ary p!lyi!l<'ully. The league Is doing Its stands that was occupie d by the Pitts]atrt tn•..-fu·d correct ing the deficlenf'v burgh Lo~·af I:ooters club. A big ban· IJy providi ng wholeso me lnnche~ ner was str·ung across the stnnds to 1laily. 'l'he pupils rn& weighe d carethat e!'f«:>ct. As I npproac hed thev fully and gin•n medical uttentio n. started shoutin g to m«:>, and almost the flrst words J distinguishr>d were the The Bride'a Way very lm:piru tion I had been waiting '·Titi'< meat Is not coolH•d, nor Is for! tlu> pie." "lit>y, you're not goln~ to call that llride- I did It like the cookery a foul, are you? Are you blind?" hook. but as the recipe was for four Of conr~e. I wasn't evpn thinl<ina.., people and we are ouly two, I took of calling It a foul. I had seen It l•alr of everyth ing aud cooked it for fuir. But I di(ln't let on what strike lt:\lf the til£le It said. my m i nrl. In was "I don't kuow,'' I answer ed. "I'll have to n•l y on you for a lilt!e help. \\'as it fair or foul?" "l•'air !" they yelled as one man. tive "All right, th«:>n, where did It land?" -tonig ht. Your elimina proping function be org..na will "The bull laudl'd right here." A con· your and ing mora by erly burly rooter had stoo•l up and wa8 etipation will end with a bowel bmndis hing the ball. "I caught It, action aa free and easy as naand here it Is. Just try and get it.'' ture at her best-po si tivel;r no , ''That make~ It look Uke a two· bag. (lalJ\. DO l¢plng. Tey it. ,er, ~·red," I suld to Clarke. "One or rwrnaLr """''" .. t<tl~ Mad. ct dr•uiMr- onlJ"%5 c your own rooter::~ offers the proof." 2'AD . JIILLION A LIKE I'EEL He agreed, and I lost no time getting back and making my decision . ~hat. I think, was the toughes t de· clswn of my career. CeJ·tainly none ever came In a tougher spot. l\laybe I have had others o<·caslunally that at the time were eqllltl!y us perplex ing, Rellond In I d&T,a Cr1ro n<>t lmJ>oMib le. ,. Plowerb not ln such an Importa nt game. The but Write for Fro• Booklet. New hou se • ;; ~!!!~!e~r!I!T1 . . . ~=~ ., DIABETES B.... Co., Dept. S, lliSI Bald a II'., ('N Clll.rD. (£ b)' tbo Bollllynd lc&to, Inc.) • • • • • • • • • sluggish feeling Put yoursel f ri(lht with nature b7 chewing Fcen. a. mint. Works mtldl1 but effectiv ely In small doses. l\Iodera - safe - scientif ic. For the family. ASK FOR tHE ORIGINA L int :'ii-m feenClltluln g Gum ?1u LA'XATIVA~ No Tast~ But th~ Mint Chew It IJil~..:.li!te Gum, ~OR COIMSVIPATION Locom otive Obeya Ordcra The selentlf ic world was 11tartlerl ll short time ngo hy the lnventi• m of a toy dog whieh !s>Sued from its keurwl nnd returne d nt the wort! of commnnd. The udions of the cnnine autom:\ ton were control led by the length of the sounds ilul'led at It, which inlluenc ed the pussu;;e of the eleetrir a! current to make the little lmlma! hop in or out, followi ng 1ht> <lei'ires of the operato r. This snute princip le has been npplied to tloe vperati on of a toy locomotW.·e caiiHI •·casey .Jones,' ' after the hero of song and s.tory by that name. "Go ahead, Casey,' ' stnrts the engine on its way. '!'he comma nd, "~tOJ)," is· sued iu u sharp, quick manner , hri n~-:s the engine to a stop at onee. Thes~> •mlers are transm itted through the medium of n telepho ne trnnsm itter. - . For Ivy Poisoning Try Hanford's of Myr rh Bals am are au!horize1 to refund )OUt All deal~ra moneJ lor tho first bottle if not suited, -- No Census 'l'he f<>llowlng story was told hy 11 census taker recentl y n~signed t•• count noses In Indlana pol!s: An elderly and sonll'w hut beftHldled woman appeare d at the do<tr in respons e to h\s knock one mornitH(. ''Good . day, mnllam . I'w called to get your census, " he politely explained . After a momen t's hesitati on she said: "Why, mister, I ain't got no census ."-lndi annpol is News. AUGUST fLOWER -bring s almost instant relief from terrible colic pains. Banishe s heartburn, nausea, sick headach e, biliousness, sluggis h liver, constip ation. Promptl y restores good appetite and digesti on, and regular , tion. C. _I'S thorou gh eiimina . NTEED GUARA ~ i::J1'Q / rE .s lA ly. ~Y., .. dru~0s~~res. QUt C/( A Lifelon~r Task Mrs. nappe r-So 8he finally managed to reform her husband '! }.Irs. Enod;c r-ft>s, hut old a~e finally stepped in and gave her a bi~ lift. Not Chint•a e Name The name <'onfu ' ius is thf> J,ntinized form of K'uq~·futze, meanin g the Master Kucg. • • • • RIDDLES Critz t·Ises to enuncia te that his hittin~ has been underra ted and that he can rlo hetter than .300 In his Just why, he new surrnnn <lings. Just one or those rtoe~n·t exvlain . things. Iln~hie What Is often found where it is not? · A fault. • • • What .. buildin g ln Boston bas the most stories? The public !il.Jrary. Cyril .J. H. Tolly, stat· British ama· teur golfer, w!l! particip ate In the United States open tourney at Inter· Countr y club, Minnea polis, la~hen 10 to 12. July Mmn., Harry White of Everett . shortst op on the Unh·er. slty of Washin gton basehall tearu, has heen signed by Tealey llaymon d, Belling ham basebal l mag· nate, for a tryout with the Clevela nd Indians . Herber t Johnso n, assistan t trainer for athlete s at the Unl ver1:11ty ot ll· linols for se\·eral years, has been ap· pointed head trainer at the Unlver· lllt.J of l.llllaourL • • • • It all the women went to 'china, where would the men go? • • • 'l'o Peking. 'Vhen · Is a pier:e of wood like a queen 1 ·when It i>! made into a ruler. • • • What Is the dijfet·en ce b"'twee n a new penny a_nd on :Old dime? ::Sine cents, • • • Why have pianos ,;udt noble cho.rnc· Lew Knws~. Becaus e they are granc.I, up!lu who ters? , l\Iedla high school pitcher square~ and right . H• joined the l'hlilldtl l!lhla AthletlCII. • won 18 out of 19 ¥amea In bll t1ro In what month do men talk the years with .Medhl, and thl1 seuon ~ 10 strnl;h t \'lctorie a to hia cre41t. la- least? Tn l!'ebrun ry, becau.e It hu the · least days. chtdlug ol\e no-hit, n~>-run st~nmteen-7 .. :·014 • • • ,.m.. "Altho ugh I am only 22 years old, I have four babies to care for. Before my first baby was born my mothe r urged me to take Lydia E. Pinkha m's Vegetable Comp ound because I was so terribly weak. I had to lie down four or five times a day. After three bottles I could feel a great Improvement. I still take the Vegetable Comp ound whenever I need it for it gives me streng th to be a good mothe r k» my family ."-Mrs . Johnson \/ern I- l)ennings, Street, Sagi114w, ~=:;._ : Lydia···.~·,·. ~m~nani~s:·:. · Vegetable·· Conlpoonfl I ·d:l .J. P:/1~ 1 1.1(;1 ''~-~· ( ~!._. .1\I.;P, \t,.a.~;:. |