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Show • • THE MIDVALE JOURNAL Thursday, February 26, 1931 Aet in Time% OUR COMIC SECTION 0I Cvenb in the Lives of Little Men FISH FOR LENT flsh route now. Price~ down to 1918 5;peC'tal off..,r: Salmon. S3hlefhlh. ~melt. I..lng Cod, Red Snapper. Ba.... s. Sole. Catflsh. at 15c lb. Expre~s 11aid Minimum orders 82 lb~. to ~et the rnte. tO lh hox Klpp~red Salmon. $2.00. Write for orlcea on all klnrle or ftRh. EDWIN IUI'I.EV & SON Pione-er DeBif'rfl l!ieattl.,, Wa>lJiugt<>n. • - - • Pier U ~tart a l~vels. Deal Promptly with Kidney Irregularities. r: ID bothered with bladder irritatiollll, getting up at night and constant backache, don't take ebaneesl Help your kid· neys at the first sign of disorder. Use Doan'• Pill&. Succesl!ful for more than SO years. Endorsed the world over. Sold by dealers every• where. Want<'Cl-Brancb lllana~tPr for Pt>nn.v Ba.•eball Slot nochiDPS. Plac~d In stores on PH· centage. Good ftalary. Small cat4h aecurlly. Alto Dlvlces. 10 N. Clark. Chicago, SunshineJJJ~ 50,000 Users Publicly Endorse Doan's: -All Wi11ter Long MRS. T. C. COOK, 3228 DARWIN DRIVE, LOS ANGELES, CALIF., aaya:" I had dull, draggina: pains in the wmall of my back and aometimes abarp pains, too. Headaches and dizziness were almost a daily occurrence. The leaot work tired me ao that I could hardly get &bout. Doan'a Pilla, however, relieved me of all these oymptoma and I felt better in every way after ullin& AT the Foremost Desert ResOit of the West-marvelous climate-warm suAny days-clear starlit nights-dry invigoratina air- splendid road• - gcrgecus mountain >canes--finest hotels-the ideal winter home. Doa:n' ..~' .. Doan~sPills A Diuretic Write CO'tltl A CII•"•Y lor the Kidney• PAL~I SPRINGS California Locked Themselves In Tom Biggins of Morrill, !llaine. }Ost four sheep. For three days he hunted for them e1·erywhere. At last he looked Into an old tumble-clown house and in n little pantry he fouml his four sheep. They had close1l thE' door and kicked a table agaim;t it. They were all in good condition after a !ast or three da~·s, but were quite willing to get out. PIMPLES, BAD BLOOD FINNEY OF THE FORCE Finney Wouldn't Have Warned Her Denver- "MiY son was broken out with pimples all over his face. I was advised to give him Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery. He started taking it and in a short time the IJimples began to L. G. Ellsworth disappear and by the time he had taken two bottles his face was almnst clear. I sincerely hope that this te~timony will help some of the other unfortunate people who are afflicted with those horrible things."-Mrs. F. Ells· worth, 532 W. Colfax St. All druggist!. Fluid or tablets. Free medical a<h1ee to U8tra of Dr. Pierce's mt"ddelnes. EnciO«e t1u• oyrnptom blank which 18 In the piW'kage and write to Dr. Pierce'• Clinic, nutrnJo, N. Y. Texas Hero Honored An imposing granite monument is being erected in the Episcopal gra H!· yard at Richmond, Texas, to the memory of Dea! Smith, Texas revolutionary hero who burned a bridge behind Gen. Sam Houston's army at San Jacinto and forced It to conquer The memol'ial will be or perish. chlsled by Louis Tiodriguez, sculptor, who learned his art while shining shoes and selling papers in San Antonio. It will hear a brief account of Smith's life, giving his hirth In New :r ork, re:;;idence in Mis!<issippl, marriage In New Orleans and daring In Texas. Smith died in 1837, barely a year after his courage helped the state win its Independence. Duty Is far more than love. "Silent" Treatment Put End to Pet's Aversion The English naturali!;t, Geor~e .J. Romanes, zoological secretary of the Llnnean society of London, l~n..;lancl, tells o! a skye terrier that hated to he washed. As time went on, it~ a~ersion to bathing became stronger and st1·onger. At last the dog became so fierce at the very si~ht of water that tlJe servants of the bouse refused point blank to give it a b!tth. Then the terrier's mistress tried It he1·self. nut even she was not safe. writes Prescott Lecky of the department of psychology, Columbia university, New York, in an article comparing the intelligence of dogs and cats in Popular Science Monthly. Cajolery, threats, beating and starvation 11ere of no avaiL l•'inally, the owner decided t ~ give the dog the "silent treatment." She paid no attention to it. She was in the hahit or taking it along on her daily walk, hut now went out without it. When she sat reading or sewing and it came up to her, she turned her head and looked away. This lasted ten days. At length the dog carne up to her one rooming with an expression that plainly said: "l submit." Immediately it was given a bath, which was endured patiently. Then, barking joyously, It bounded for the door to go for the customary dally walk. When next a bath was due, the terrier at first "·as ohstl· nate. But all Its mistress had to do was to turn her head and the dog woulcl run for the tub. ea Was Your Grandmother's Remedy For every stom· acb and intestinal ill. This good old· fashioned herb home remedy for c o n s t i p a tion, ch ills and o t h e r derangements ot the sysdays is in prevalent so tem I even greater favor these as a family meO>icine than in your grandmother's day. Unlucky Thieve• An Eltlnra<lo ( l~nn.) man purl•~cl !tis C:ll' in front of a f1·iencl's house and went in for a vi:sit. As he came out he !ware! a noise In the rear of his t•nr. Im·E>stigaling, he interrupted ~as twndits in the act of draining his tank. Tlwy fled In such haste they left a rublJer hcse and a large can contaiuing five gallons of gas that they had already extracted elsewhere. Lovey She-I'>e just read that a man out in the We:;;t exchanged his wife for a horse. 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